Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

If hamber did get the surgery; right now she is in an immense amount of pain and fully realising that her entire life of ignoring her own body has led her to this moment, unable to leave the hospital bed/recliner, knowing there is a good chance that her cancer is too far gone to treat because she ignored her bleeding crotch for two years.

 

[Ann Berlin]

We need an "unlikely" rating.

press x to doubt rating

 

[Fascist Ferret]

In an old video from amberlynn, about three years ago, she said that she couldnt be vegan because being vegan means that you can't use tampons:

That would heavily imply that she does use tampons, no?

Kind of funny how penetration wasn't so scary then - when she wasnt making excuses for not going to the gyno for pity points.

And I'm sure others remember how she and destiny posted raunchy snapchats and talked about how destiny could only fit a pinky into amberlynn's dainty period hole.

@Twinkie ,could you upload an archive?

Spoiler: archive

muh hymen

 

[Punkinsplice]

Wow this highlights her housekeeping and horrid cooking.

 

[KiwiKunt]

In an old video from amberlynn, about three years ago, she said that she couldnt be vegan because being vegan means that you can't use tampons:

That would heavily imply that she does use tampons, no?

Kind of funny how penetration wasn't so scary then - when she wasnt making excuses for not going to the gyno for pity points.

And I'm sure others remember how she and destiny posted raunchy snapchats and talked about how destiny could only fit a pinky into amberlynn's dainty period hole.

@Twinkie ,could you upload an archive?

Spoiler: archive

View attachment 1454270

muh hymen

She said on some Q&A around the time of the Lexington long weekend that she had never used tampons

 

[ADHD]

That would heavily imply that she does use tampons, no?

She said on some Q&A around the time of the Lexington long weekend that she had never used tampons

She definitely implied that she uses them, otherwise what does it matter if they're not vegan, but she didn't actually say that she uses them.

She might have been trying to reach for a non-food based excuse for not going vegan that would avoid pissing off any of her vegan followers too badly.

 

[Cutlass Supreme]

She said on some Q&A around the time of the Lexington long weekend that she had never used tampons

I guess she doesn't use pads or a cup either, though.

 

[pr3nt177]

I guess she doesn't use pads or a cup either, though.

 

[KiwiKunt]

She definitely implied that she uses them, otherwise what does it matter if they're not vegan, but she didn't actually say that she uses them.

She might have been trying to reach for a non-food based excuse for not going vegan that would avoid pissing off any of her vegan followers too badly.

It is the usual blurb excuse when people pretend they would go vegan 'but..; - Just say you like meat too much to give it up, it's not a crime. You don't have to defend your lifestyle choices

I guess she doesn't use pads or a cup either, though.

Now I am thinking of the Destiny era soup mug she Re-bought in the controversial Walmart haul that Roger spazzed out about

 

[MissDrama]

Amberlynn left the cancer facebook group, seems she knows it's been leaked she's there.
But she has a person posting her questions for her

(Sorry for the screenshots in spanish)

 

[pr3nt177]

Amberlynn left the cancer facebook group, seems she knows it's been leaked she's there.
But she has a person posting her questions for her

(Sorry for the screenshots in spanish)

View attachment 1454485View attachment 1454486View attachment 1454487

Yeah, makes sense...leave a group because you've been outed due to you using your name but then get someone to post on your behalf mentioning your name. smh.

Got a medical question whilst, supposedly, in hospital? Go straight to FB as it seems there are no other cancer support groups on the web where you can post anon...a real bind when there is no medical staff overseeing your care you can ask.

 

[KiwiKunt]

Or Amber left because she knew it was leaked and some tard popped in to LARP as Amber's envoy.

Anyway, assuming this is legit: Amber "did amazing" for not croaking on the table does sound like something she'd say. No credit to the team of medical professionals who had to cave-dive through Crisco Canyon to rip out her infested womb. It was AMBER who "did amazeen".

LARP?

 

[ethical]

If hamber did get the surgery; right now she is in an immense amount of pain and fully realising that her entire life of ignoring her own body has led her to this moment, unable to leave the hospital bed/recliner, knowing there is a good chance that her cancer is too far gone to treat because she ignored her bleeding crotch for two years.

no gorl it's all swelleeng

 

[Agoodpotroast]

Okay, wait wait. I may be an idiot or drunk off the allowable quarantine wine before Happy Hour but what the hell does being vegan have to do with tampons? There are so many alternatives for that, I'm literally grasping at straws for that to make sense. My guess, based off those DISGUSTING pictures she posted pre-cancer, is that she's either really having something crazy going on or she's wearing nothing. My guess is that she doesn't even wear underwear at this point because I'm certainly not convinced that she's had surgery. A surgery, and they can do that type of surgery with some fairly small incisions though I don't know how it would work with someone at her size, would have her laying down for at least a DAY.

 

[dingobaby]

I'm pretty sure she goes commando, we've seen small holes in her layggings, but has anyone ever spotted a pantyline?

Unless she wears a thong

 

[kiwirevolving]

I'm pretty sure she goes commando, we've seen small holes in her layggings, but has anyone ever spotted a pantyline?

Unless she wears a thong

I feel like her underwear will be a mistery for a good few years now just like with her bra.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

View attachment 1454485

She's "balling" her eyes out? jfc, she looks like a toddler and has the IQ of one.

 

[marjoram]

She's "balling" her eyes out? jfc, she looks like a toddler and has the IQ of one.

She's also a moron. Writerlynn means "bawling". Balling her eyes out sounds like she's engaged in one of her "10 times a week" smexytimes with the Thumb.

 

[bubble tea]

LARP?

It means "live action role-play." So "pretend to be."

oops, was ninja'd. apologies.

another edit: is that person who posted on ALR's behalf friends with her on Facebook?

 

[ADHD]

Okay, wait wait. I may be an idiot or drunk off the allowable quarantine wine before Happy Hour but what the hell does being vegan have to do with tampons? There are so many alternatives for that, I'm literally grasping at straws for that to make sense. My guess, based off those DISGUSTING pictures she posted pre-cancer, is that she's either really having something crazy going on or she's wearing nothing. My guess is that she doesn't even wear underwear at this point because I'm certainly not convinced that she's had surgery. A surgery, and they can do that type of surgery with some fairly small incisions though I don't know how it would work with someone at her size, would have her laying down for at least a DAY.

That video is from 2016, her bit about tampons not being vegan has nothing to do with her current issues with her period hole. And I really think she was just grasping at straws for reasons to say she wouldn't ever be vegan that didn't include "I don't want to give up animal food products".