Horrorcow Andrew Ditch / Andy Ditch / The Poopsquatch - Middle-aged diaper and scat enthusiast. Pretends to be autistic so that people will change his diapers.

It's true if does have dat 'rizz then he can still find someone, either for a partner or just for a fling.

It's not likely to be a smoking hottie, more likely a female version of him but there really is someone for everyone if you look for them.

Unless you are an utterly repellent mutant in personality as well as looks like Russell Greer or Andy.

If Andy had more infamy and wasn't a niche cow he'd have disgusting women wanting to be with him. Chris is pretty goddamn vile in almost every aspect and he's had more than a few actual women try to be with him over the years.
 
We need to bring back lobotomies. It's the only cure for sociopathy and psychopathy. And castrate Andy to deal with his disgusting fetish.

They aren't a cure for anything, but, they do make for nice and compliant nutcases, which is so much better than having to deal with people like Andy. So, while they are not actually good for anything in a medical sense, I am very much pro-lobotomy for the mentally ill like Andy. If people are forced to deal with them, and the public is required to fund it, they should at least be able to make it so they are easier to deal with. I have no problem with attaching requirements for people to use public funds. I argue the same thing for women who are on WIC and SNAP, you want public assistance, say hello to your mandatory IUD!
 
They aren't a cure for anything, but, they do make for nice and compliant nutcases, which is so much better than having to deal with people like Andy. So, while they are not actually good for anything in a medical sense, I am very much pro-lobotomy for the mentally ill like Andy. If people are forced to deal with them, and the public is required to fund it, they should at least be able to make it so they are easier to deal with. I have no problem with attaching requirements for people to use public funds. I argue the same thing for women who are on WIC and SNAP, you want public assistance, say hello to your mandatory IUD!
It's not about curing them, but shutting them up for good. Besides, anti psychotics are not much different from a lobotomy, only difference is that it is temporary. However, they would need it for the rest of their lives to even function, you might as well just lobotomize them and call it a day.
 
Can't believe Tom willingly downgraded his life for a fat swine like Janet and her spawns.
What is it with everybody in this thread that constantly targets the Ditch family rather than Andy himself also IIRC Toms wife threw him out and divorced him according to Toms recollection of events
Joe needs to hit the gym and cut out the fast food. He will never get laid at this rate.

No woman is ever gonna move in with someone like him.
Theirs more to life than love and sex yeah having a S/O is nice and all but you would be surprised at the amount of people that are able to go without
 
We need to bring back lobotomies. It's the only cure for sociopathy and psychopathy. And castrate Andy to deal with his disgusting fetish.
If you really want to stop Andy's fetishes I say chain him to a toilet or use a strong adhesive to permanently shut his ass so he can't shit himself anymore.
 
There's a good chance that legally, Royal Family can't just dump him on the street. In a lot of states there's enough plot armor for folks like Andy that unless they are found guilty in an actual court of assaulting caregivers or literal pedo shit, it's difficult to kick somebody out even if they are a massive pain in the ass. That is likely what's going on with his care home. His caregivers obviously understand that he's faking, the people who deal with him on the daily absolutely know he's full of shit I guarantee it, but they can't do a fucking thing about it until he fucks up big enough.

He's going to have to assault a caregiver or hurt a kid before anything actionable happens, most likely.
What if he is unable to pay rent for that place, God forbid this happening anytime soon, but what if Tom kicks the bucket, he won't have a payee anymore, then again the state would probably be as payee at that point. But if he was not able to pay rent then would that mean that they would kick his ass out no questions asked, or would APS bail him out. If I remember correctly in one of his videos a lady from APS said that APS was paying for his services at Royal.
 
What is it with everybody in this thread that constantly targets the Ditch family rather than Andy himself also IIRC Toms wife threw him out and divorced him according to Toms recollection of events

Theirs more to life than love and sex yeah having a S/O is nice and all but you would be surprised at the amount of people that are able to go without
Tom aliienated his first two kids and accused Michael of sexually abusing Andy. There is a reason why both Michael and Danielle won't let Tom meet his own grandkids.

One of Janet's final wish was to be a grandma and Joe himself said he would try, but then again, the genes are too impure to carry on.
 
Tom aliienated his first two kids and accused Michael of sexually abusing Andy. There is a reason why both Michael and Danielle won't let Tom meet his own grandkids.

One of Janet's final wish was to be a grandma and Joe himself said he would try, but then again, the genes are too impure to carry on.
If Joe is remotely serious about helping Andy, he'll never have a woman in his life.

Andy is a cancer and will gladly fuck Joe over the moment he feels anyone gets the attention he feels.he deserves.
 
If Joe is remotely serious about helping Andy, he'll never have a woman in his life.

Andy is a cancer and will gladly fuck Joe over the moment he feels anyone gets the attention he feels.he deserves.
No woman is gonna move in with Joe, if his house looks like a dump and is inhabited by a psychopathic manchild.

Joe's gotta choose, either he finds his own happiness, or wastes his life dealing woth Andy. Can't have both.
 
Tom aliienated his first two kids and accused Michael of sexually abusing Andy. There is a reason why both Michael and Danielle won't let Tom meet his own grandkids.

One of Janet's final wish was to be a grandma and Joe himself said he would try, but then again, the genes are too impure to carry on.
I for one want Joe to have a large happy family and break the cycle of 'buze
 
I suppose he can, if Michael and Danielle did it already. From what i know, both were also bused by their step father.
Qrd? Was Anti-Tom like an Aunt Diane puppetmaster type or a stereotypical wife beater?
 
Last edited:
Qrd? Was Anti-Tom like an Aunt Diane puppetnaster type or a stereotypical wife beater?
Allegedly Danielle and Michael had an abusive step father. Not sure how abusive though.


This video right here, Tom talking about Andy. This is one of the reasons why you should not feel sorry for Tom. Andy is the monster Tom and Jan created and Tom deserves to come to terms with Andy.
As long as Tom enables Andy's delusions, he deserves whatever torment Andy inflicts on him. No wonder Mike and Danielle want nothing to do with him. He is about as bad as Bob Chandler.
 
Last edited by a moderator:
I have an idea for an "Airport 2026" movie where an Andy-like character is the only one who can land a Boeing 747-40o because he played flight sims.
Airplane 3 sounds fun.
Alternate universe where Vance is an uneducated redneck and Andy Ditch is the diaper VP.
Good lord, just imagine the bills he'd try to get passed.
No woman is gonna move in with Joe, if his house looks like a dump and is inhabited by a psychopathic manchild.

Joe's gotta choose, either he finds his own happiness, or wastes his life dealing woth Andy. Can't have both.
Maybe Joe could date a woman with a diaper fetish?
 
Sorry Janet with all due respect and sympathy fuck you for asking Joe and Tom to spend what's left of their bleak depressing NY style Grapes of wrath existence taking care of a feces smeared walrus monster.
She's not like Santa Clause always watching them from what I can garner both Tom and Joe decided that it wasn't worth the hassle dealing with the poopsquatch and you know what who can blame them they have an opportunity to live a peaceful life and they seem like their not letting it slip away from them
 
1000013020.webp
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Back