Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

I didn't see this mentioned in the thread, and I can't seem to find it off hand, but back when GG was first doing it's thing with the internet and he put Zoe's quote next to his desk, Ashly his sister was getting a lot of work. Voice work, writing work, whatever. He was pretty much out and out crying on Twitter about his sister having work, not throwing anything his way. Stuff like "Hey Sis glad you have so many things lined up this week while I am just scraping by."
 
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Surely someone has the twitter interaction with Ryan from Giant Bomb mocking Burch over his jealousy of Borderlands 2 being snubbed on a writing award in favor of a Far Cry game. Probably one of the most thorough BTFOings I've seen.
 
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Surely someone has the twitter interaction with Ryan from Giant Bomb mocking Burch over his jealousy of Borderlands 2 being snubbed on a writing award in favor of a Far Cry game. Probably one of the most thorough BTFOings I've seen.
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Far Cry 3 actually did it somewhat well because your character started to enjoy killing people as much as the player is supposed to and he starts to feel horrified by how easy it became for him to brutally murder people. I assumed that was the point. While not groundbreaking it's still more clever than using memes.
 
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rickydarius said:
I didn't see this mentioned in the thread, and I can't seem to find it off hand, but back when GG was first doing it's thing with the internet and he put Zoe's quote next to his desk, Ashly his sister was getting a lot of work. Voice work, writing work, whatever. He was pretty much out and out crying on Twitter about his sister having work, not throwing anything his way. Stuff like "Hey Sis glad you have so many things lined up this week while I am just scraping by."
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I can't stop looking at how sad that fucking framed tweet is. It's the Millennial equivalent of a needlepoint sampler.
 
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Well dye my cock and stickem in Ashley Davis, I'm not about to let this slip my mind.

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Not used once. I'll be honest, I'm surprised.

But I'm not about to leave you dry on your birthday, Old One. He did, in fact, use the "splain" lemma three seperate times on ask.fm. I'm amazed it was that few, but he certainly lived up to his reputation with it:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter_splain.1556/full?d=1461557346

What word do youse want next? Before you answer, I think now's the perfect time to point out the Cuxter's also an enthusiastic NoFapper.
 
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No mention in the OP that the reason he was called the King of Cucks (before Jake Rapp took his title) was that he badgered his wife into polyamory?

And he was unable to find anyone willing to be poly with him while his wife cucked him left and right?
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Remember that viral story from a few years ago that was passed around feminist sites like Jezebel about the backfired open relationship? Remember how most sensible people thought the whole thing was a sham because surely there's no way any human being could be simultaneously stupid enough to both torpedo their relationship in such an undignified fashion while being shameless enough to think nothing of espousing every detail of their failure to thousands of strangers?

Even if the whole thing was true, Burch's cuckery shoots past it like a scud racing a wooden arrow:

Anthony Burch Summed Up Quick said:
Long story short;
>He marries his wife in the most casual way possible, doesn't tuck his shirt in, his wife is all dressed up, she kinda looks depressed she didn't get a proper wedding. (There is a video of it) (a.n., Fucking hell, I know those of us in the Southwest aren't exactly known for high fashion, but a bridegroom in fucking JEANS AND SNEAKERS? Even by Arizona standards this is terrible. You'll find cheerier matrimony at the fucking Crick.)
>It's not going well and she's going to dump him. He knows this and decides he might be able to keep her if they make the relationship open.
>She goes around fucking every single dude around and becomes the town bicycle (except for her husband lel)
>He cannot get a date at all because all women think he's a creep (he posted all this shit on his twitter and cried like a bitch) (a.n. "WHY CAN'T I GET SOMEONE TO MAKE OUT WITH ME?" - Anthony Burch, Thirty Fucking Years Old.)
>So he thinks maybe he's gay (literally posted on twitter, "I wish I knew I was Bi, this would have been easier") (a.n. Don't forget 'bout that "ambitiously large" bottle of lube!)
>Still can't get a date even with cock hungry men. Pretends he does get a date although there was never any proof and goes on a tirade about how women are right and he now knows what objectifying feels like. (a.n. I'm afraid this bit doesn't check out. Anthony actually did land dates with guys, but they all flopped because he's too much of a chickenshit to try gay sex even after confessing his "bisexuality" to everyone he knows and thousands of strangers.)
>He tries to stop the open relationship bullshit but his wife calls him out on his faggotry.
>She then files for divorce like a day later.
>Then she steals his Wii U.
>He cries more about his Wii U on twitter than his wife dumping him and cucking him for like a whole year.
>Admitted to looking at Rule 34 art of his sister. (a.n. Apparently admitted to this on an old podcast, but I'll be fucked if I'm gonna spend hours digging through audio of a filler-wording twit-twat in a hipster circlejerk with Jim Sterling and whoever-the-fuck else is stupid enough to deliberately spend time having conversations with Anthony Burch.)
>Bragged about spoiling a family dinner by fighting with his mom over feminism. (a.n. Now this I can verify. It'll be the first thing seen on his ask.fm page if you wordsearch "Thanksgiving.")
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Then there's his Polyamory FAQ:

Anthony Sexytimes Oversharing FAQ said:
"Wait so you're in an open relationship how does that wor--"
--Pretty much as you'd expect.

"So you could --"
--Yes.

"And you're bisexu--"
--I think so. I've not actually, like, sealed the deal with a guy before, but I've been attracted enough to a few guys that I figure I am. Granted, when it comes to guys I generally only go for the absurdly pretty or androgynous ones, so I don't know. Maybe I'm just Diet Bisexual.

"So if I wanted to take you to BrownTown, how would we do that"
Firstly, you would have to not call it that. Secondly, we'd have to be into each other. Thirdly, you'd probably have to tell me that's what you're going for because I am utterly incapable of, and oblivious to, flirting. I once walked away from a girl mid-flirt because I thought she considered me boring and was only asking me questions like "so what are you majoring in" out of pure politeness.

"So you're gonna be at GaymerX?"
Yeah. Until like midday Saturday.

"Who is your favorite Doctor Who"
David Tennant and his name is the Doctor not Doctor Who GOD
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No wonder he doesn't have his own ED page. There's absolutely nothing you can say to embarass him that tops the shit he willingly admits without so much as a prompt. Goronchev has more fucking dignity than this guy.
 
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John Titor said:
I liked the HAWP series but looking back, I think those videos contradict everything he stands for.
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Especially this episode of HAWP from 2009. The central punchline is some guy beating the shit out of his wife after his obsession with beating Ashly at Geometry Wars 2 gets out of control.

At some point in the last few years they added this annotation at the beginning of the video.
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edit: Fixed the episode release date - 2009, not 2011.
 
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