Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.

[MiloWuCollusion]

Remember that viral story from a few years ago that was passed around feminist sites like Jezebel about the backfired open relationship? Remember how most sensible people thought the whole thing was a sham because surely there's no way any human being could be simultaneously stupid enough to both torpedo their relationship in such an undignified fashion while being shameless enough to think nothing of espousing every detail of their failure to thousands of strangers?

Even if the whole thing was true, Burch's cuckery shoots past it like a scud racing a wooden arrow:


Then there's his Polyamory FAQ:


No wonder he doesn't have his own ED page. There's absolutely nothing you can say to embarass him that tops the shit he willingly admits without so much as a prompt. Goronchev has more fucking dignity than this guy.

i think it was admitted that Ashley Davis didn't want a open relantioship and it was all Burch idea.

Alas, my impression of Ashley Davis is that she not a Allison Rapp per se.

 

[wet_butt]

This thread highlights something I love about the internet. Only time I'd ever known about this guy was years ago when HAWP was a thing that was decently amusing, and this guy's been nonexistant in my mind until just now when I find out that he has either turned into a massive trainwreck, or was one all along. It's beautiful if you think about it, really.

 

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i think it was admitted that Ashley Davis didn't want a open relantioship and it was all Burch idea.

Alas, my impression of Ashley Davis is that she not a Allison Rapp per se.

Why'd this be a bad thing? Ashley being that terrible would just promote empathy to Burch.

The whole thing being his idea and failing spectacularly just makes you laugh even harder, and guilt free on toppa that.

 

[AnOminous]

Why'd this be a bad thing? Ashley being that terrible would just promote empathy to Burch.

The whole thing being his idea and failing spectacularly just makes you laugh even harder, and guilt free on toppa that.

This is why Jake Rapp replaced Burch as an even more pitiable cuck. Burch actually deserves what he got. Well, at least more than Jake did, although he too is not entirely blameless. The fact that he literally "life coaches" people in how to become a cuck like him also puts him over the top.

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

Why'd this be a bad thing? Ashley being that terrible would just promote empathy to Burch.

The whole thing being his idea and failing spectacularly just makes you laugh even harder, and guilt free on toppa that.

Who is saying is a 'bad thing' just correcting the summary you posted. As you say, Burch was the one that fucked the relantioship in every single way possible

 

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Who is saying is a 'bad thing' just correcting the summary you posted. As you say, Burch was the one that fucked the relantioship in every single way possible

The summary already said that.

I know one of you's responsible for this:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-circumcision1.1579/full?d=1461773087

And whoever it was -- I'm looking at you, @Dynastia, @LikeicareKF, @Ariel, and @Ass Manager 3000 -- it went even better than you'd expect:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-circumcision2.1580/full?lightbox=1&last_edit_date=1461773171

Quoth Spongebob Squarepants: "This isn't your average everyday cuckery. This is advanced cuckery."

 

[JU 199]

@*Asterisk* lol I wish that was me

 

[LikeicareKF]

I know one of you's responsible for this:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-circumcision1.1579/full?d=1461773087

And whoever it was -- I'm looking at you, @Dynastia, @LikeicareKF, @Ariel, and @Ass Manager 3000 -- it went even better than you'd expect:

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-circumcision2.1580/full?lightbox=1&last_edit_date=1461773171

Quoth Spongebob Squarepants: "This isn't your average everyday cuckery. This is advanced cuckery."

How dare you accuse me of such baseless accusations

 

[*Asterisk*]

The record will likely be surpassed by the author himself, possibly even next week, but this has to be the cuckiest tweet ever twit in the history of Twatter.

Anthony had an interesting conversation with Bro Team a couple months after GamerGate started in 2014. In it, he admitted to Bro Team that he believed almost all the accusations against Zoe Quinn were true even though he was publicly defending her at the time. Bro Team decided to release the conversation publicly a few months ago after getting sick of Anthony's SJW bullshit.

I know it's odd to quote a one month old post, but I was watching a BBC documentary, and this is literally the exact same thing Isaac Tigrette said about Sathya Sai Babba repeatedly being accused of raping teenage boys.

Except my reactions have traversed from "existential horror" to "hysterics of my spirit." Here's hoping Zoë Quinn hasn't been hiring police officers to assassinate any witnesses, as I really don't wanna see such displays of repugnant fanaticism and retardation enacted by any human being ever again unless I'm both given the opportunity and legal allowance to violently murder them with a hardcopy version of Bridge Publications' Official Biography of L. Ron Hubbard.

 

[*Asterisk*]

If anyone can find more unintentionally comical HAWP videos, I'm game to see you try and top this.

 

[techno-confederate]

He is indeed a giant lulz cow, and the biggest cuck I have ever seen other than Jake Rapp.

Here is Burch shortly before his wife left him.

and after

 

[*Asterisk*]

GamerGhazi, of course, spent plenty of time sucking off the Burches for their SJW HAWP episode. It's worth a read for those whom enjoy laughing at the delusional.

I also found another nice bit of Burch mockery from KiA. But it doesn't really fit as part of a bigger theme, so I'll just post it here.

Can anyone confirm whether or not the Cuxter was part of the Ashley Madison leak? I figure he just has to've been, especially after Arthur Chu wound up on the list and blamed the whole thing on GamerGate.

 

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For a while now, the Cuxter has kicked around a party game he wants to make:

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte1.1879/full?d=1464805968

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte2.1880/full?d=1464805968

Why he came up with this idea; he hasn't said for sure. But my theory is that it's somehow going to tie into the thoughts expressed in the following posts:

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte3.1881/full?d=1464805968

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte4.1882/full?d=1464805968

And, as if you needed another piece of confirmation that Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States, the project is a raging success:

Spoiler

25k.

Think of all that could've been done with that money. You could found a trust for widows and orphans of the Charlie Hebdo victims. You could buy half-a-dozen good pistols and rifles, and start up a firing squad to kill an entire building of car-alarm manufacturers. You could hire two pornstar escorts to bang in a threesome, with enough left over to hire some beta faggot to sit in the corner and cry while watching you prove the necessity of his suicide, and have enough left over to do it again every month of Planet Earth's complete rotation of the sun.

You could donate the money to @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, and even then you'd never see it put to a cuckier use.

 

[Lackadaisy]

For a while now, the Cuxter has kicked around a party game he wants to make:

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte1.1879/full?d=1464805968

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte2.1880/full?d=1464805968

Why he came up with this idea; he hasn't said for sure. But my theory is that it's somehow going to tie into the thoughts expressed in the following posts:

Spoiler

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte3.1881/full?d=1464805968

https://kiwifarms.net/media/askthecuxter-russianroulettte4.1882/full?d=1464805968

And, as if you needed another piece of confirmation that Donald Trump will be the next President of the United States, the project is a raging success:

Spoiler

View attachment 100462

25k.

Think of all that could've been done with that money. You could found a trust for widows and orphans of the Charlie Hebdo victims. You could buy half-a-dozen good pistols and rifles, and start up a firing squad to kill an entire building of car-alarm manufacturers. You could hire two pornstar escorts to bang in a threesome, with enough left over to hire some beta faggot to sit in the corner and cry while watching you prove the necessity of his suicide, and have enough left over to do it again every month of Planet Earth's complete rotation of the sun.

You could donate the money to @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, and even then you'd never see it put to a cuckier use.

You know... making a game about rape... might just seem, I dunno, trivalizing? Like if this was from anyone outside of the SJW Twitter twats crowd, they'd be flinging shit about it.

 

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[GALLERY=media, 1943]Tards React - Pulse Club Massacre - Cuxter 1 by *Asterisk* posted Jun 12, 2016 at 4:20 PM[/GALLERY]

[GALLERY=media, 1944]Tards React - Pulse Club Massacre - Cuxter 2 by *Asterisk* posted Jun 12, 2016 at 4:20 PM[/GALLERY]

Anthony Burch; confirmed ISIS sympathiser.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Every year, far less than 500 people die in the United States from being shot by a rifle.

Over 3,000 deaths occur annually due to distracted driving.

The iPhone should obviously get cucked, eh Burch?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

Has Burch confirmed or denied that that BroTeamPill texts are real?

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

[GALLERY=media, 1943]Tards React - Pulse Club Massacre - Cuxter 1 by *Asterisk* posted Jun 12, 2016 at 4:20 PM[/GALLERY]

[GALLERY=media, 1944]Tards React - Pulse Club Massacre - Cuxter 2 by *Asterisk* posted Jun 12, 2016 at 4:20 PM[/GALLERY]

Anthony Burch; confirmed ISIS sympathiser.

So he is literally blaming the Gun and not the lack of gun regulations?

Wahh...

To the gun experts, there is something particularly worthy of this gun to ban selling it to civilians outside " is the same gun used in this other mass murder"?

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

So he is literally blaming the Gun and not the lack of gun regulations?

Wahh...

To the gun experts, there is something particularly worthy of this gun to ban selling it to civilians outside " is the same gun used in this other mass murder."

I am by no means a gun expert but the Assault Weapons Ban didn't do shit to curb gun related homicides.

 

[Maria Mint]

I really liked Borderlands 2's writing because it was filled to the brim with insanity and characterizations were always being thrown in from left field. I kind of like it more now that I know it was a failed earnest attempt at social justice instead of over the top parody. The Pre-Sequel still sucked though, and the writing in Battleborn is even worse.