Agent of Z.O.G.
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It's scawy
It looks like the guns the army uses so it clearly shoots full auto.
Careercow Anthony "Ally" Burch - Cuck. Bummed out ev'ryday his parents are alive.
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It's scawy
It looks like the guns the army uses so it clearly shoots full auto.
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It's hard to blame alt-righters for yelling cuck when whenever I see this guy say anything at all, my only response is gonna be CUUUUUUUUCK.
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Not really.
To be grim, a club is about the worst place for a shooting; rounds per minute be damned, you're going to hit a lot of people with total ease and get a lot of through-and-through.
You have a tightly packed building with only a few select exits. The moment shooting starts, people head for the exit. Everyone. People get piled up and stuck in doorways and this makes an easy target for a shooter. The potential for over-penetration is almost guaranteed.
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Brazil and Venezuela have made guns nearly impossible to get and the politicians in brazil forced a gun ban*despite losing the referendum on gun bans.
We both still have the one of the largest murder rates in the world.
*Not technically banned,but it's nearly impossible to get one due to bureaucracy and rules.
We both still have the one of the largest murder rates in the world.
*Not technically banned,but it's nearly impossible to get one due to bureaucracy and rules.
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It's the worst for a lot of things. People have committed mass murders with obscenely high kill counts with methods as simple as dumping gasoline in the entrance and lighting it. For instance, the Happy Land Fire, an arson fire that killed 87. (The worst ever was, of course, the accidentaly Cocoanut Grove fire in Boston that killed 492.)
Stay out of nightclubs unless you know for a fact you can get to an exit. These operations are often run by scumbags who either skimp on safety like emergency exits, or even outright block them off for reasons like keeping people from sneaking out without paying.
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I've been sitting on some caps for the Cuxter. He's clearly doesn't believe there is such a thing as "T.M.I.." Perhaps he uses the part of the brain most use to shut up to store made-up facts about feminism like the "one-in-five" statistic.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-1.1953/full?d=1465858828
Wow, real fucking panty-melter you got there. Eh, Cuxter?
Our relationship is on the rocks? Aww, don't worry. If I were to do anything about it, I'd probably just promote the patriarchy. I'd never wanna do something like that!
Honey, where are you going off to with those black guys?
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-2.1954/full?d=1465858828
Considering that the seven-year itch is as made up as one-in-five, I'm not surprised you took to it so quickly. I'll give you this, Cuxter: you're a cuck of consistency.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-5.1957/full?d=1465858828
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-3.1955/full?d=1465858828
Honey, is it okay if I spread my hips outward by five degrees? I know we don't sleep in the same bed, but I don't wanna give off the impression that I'm manspreading at your eyes.
Honey, is it okay if I ask before I give out the Christian Side-Hug? I don't wanna rape your shoulder.
Honey, is it okay if I call you "Honey?" I'm worried that pet names might be too patriarchal.
Did you learn those moves from Clippy, Cuxter?
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-4.1956/full?d=1465858828
Wow, decent advice! See, Cuxter. It's not so hard.
Now all you've gotta do is actually put that sentence into practice. At the rate you're going, you might develop a reason to live by 2050!
Wow, real fucking panty-melter you got there. Eh, Cuxter?
Our relationship is on the rocks? Aww, don't worry. If I were to do anything about it, I'd probably just promote the patriarchy. I'd never wanna do something like that!
Honey, where are you going off to with those black guys?
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-2.1954/full?d=1465858828
Considering that the seven-year itch is as made up as one-in-five, I'm not surprised you took to it so quickly. I'll give you this, Cuxter: you're a cuck of consistency.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-5.1957/full?d=1465858828
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-3.1955/full?d=1465858828
Honey, is it okay if I spread my hips outward by five degrees? I know we don't sleep in the same bed, but I don't wanna give off the impression that I'm manspreading at your eyes.
Honey, is it okay if I ask before I give out the Christian Side-Hug? I don't wanna rape your shoulder.
Honey, is it okay if I call you "Honey?" I'm worried that pet names might be too patriarchal.
Did you learn those moves from Clippy, Cuxter?
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-4.1956/full?d=1465858828
Wow, decent advice! See, Cuxter. It's not so hard.
Now all you've gotta do is actually put that sentence into practice. At the rate you're going, you might develop a reason to live by 2050!
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I know a song that mentions this guy by name, lel
Tis about the fine subject of "cucking"
Tis about the fine subject of "cucking"
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I was browsing thru the caps of the "Daily Reminder You're Not Anthony Burch" Facebook page. It's loaded with great stuff, including what might be The Cuxter's least intelligent retweet ever.
These next ones aren't nearly so dumb. They're from Burch's "No Wrong Way to Play" Tumblr, and I have to say there's nothing quite so adorably derpa-derpa as a Gone Home fan calling my favorite videogame "boring."
I should always be so lucky as to play games Anthony Burch doesn't like.
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Although tbh, he's not wrong. The missions in open world Rockstar game's suck, for the most part. Anthony is a Nu-Male Cuckold, but he actually knows a little bit about video games.
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I'll never cease to be amazed by the endless supply of embarrassing revelations contained in the Anthony Burch Backlog.
This thread needs a subtitle change!
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Not to derail the thread but this sort of data/anecdote probably isn't helpful for American analysis because of additional factors (were guns plentifully available before the ban (and remained so to criminals after), how easy is it for one of the other dozen or so South American countries to buy a crate of guns and truck it across the border, etc). As a counterpoint, guns have been traditionally difficult to obtain in Australia and gun deaths substantially dropped after their assault rifle ban back in 1996. So, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't - on those two other continents anyway.
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I've spent so much time finding embarassing shit on The Cuxter's ask.fm account, I've completely neglected his Twitter account.
He literally smelled his neck !
Calling all gays ! Calling all gays ! @bearycool ! @Jon-Kacho ! @BOLDYSPICY! !
Sniffing someone's neck while you're on a date together is literally rape ! ! !
He literally smelled his neck !
Calling all gays ! Calling all gays ! @bearycool ! @Jon-Kacho ! @BOLDYSPICY! !
Sniffing someone's neck while you're on a date together is literally rape ! ! !
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That's pretty weird tho
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Only a total weirdo would want to date Burch, to be fair.
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Hilariously enough I was celebrating pride today and made out with two guys at once on the dance floor.
If smelling neck is rape, then I'm a mass murderer.
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Would it be weirder if it wasn't the neck he was smelling or no?
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The Pre-Sequel's writing tanked pretty hard in some places. In BL2 Sir Hammerlock offhandedly mentioned he was gay and never made it a defining part of his character, nor was it brought up again. Then in the Pre-Sequel we get a lesbian who has to remind you every 5 seconds that she's a lesbian like we'll somehow forget. Way to give in and cater to the Tumblr crowd, Anthony Cuckboi Butch. Thanks to him we've got one of the worst fandoms ever, and so much potential for an interesting universe practically flushed down a gas station crapper.
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. THIS is the guy from HAWP? Holy fuck, I didn't know that was still around!
I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but I thought HAWP was fucking hysterical back in the day. Plus their dad is great.
In his defense, I think I'd be a little creeped out if someone sniffed me. Unless it was Ash, of course.
As much as I hate shitting on a person I was a legit fan of, the guy really has turned into a pushover. I honestly don't think he's okay with incest in any capacity, & only offered a lukewarm response because he was afraid of stepping on any toes. If he is, though. . .well, it kinda paints his relationship with Ash in a disturbing light.
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This leads us to this question:Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. THIS is the guy from HAWP? Holy fuck, I didn't know that was still around!
I guess this is an unpopular opinion, but I thought HAWP was fucking hysterical back in the day. Plus their dad is great.
(Although this one will always be my personal favorite---just watch it until the end. Trust me on this one.)
In his defense, I think I'd be a little creeped out if someone sniffed me. Unless it was Ash, of course.
As much as I hate shitting on a person I was a legit fan of, the guy really has turned into a pushover. I honestly don't think he's okay with incest in any capacity, & only offered a neutral response because he was afraid of stepping on any toes. If he is, though. . .well, it kinda paints his relationship with Ash in a disturbing light.
Anthony-Ash Incest Fanfic when?
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Sniffing someone's neck is pretty weird
I've had someone sniff my armpit once and that was also pretty strange.
I've had someone sniff my armpit once and that was also pretty strange.