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Wow, real fucking panty-melter you got there. Eh, Cuxter?
Our relationship is on the rocks? Aww, don't worry. If I were to do anything about it, I'd probably just promote the patriarchy. I'd never wanna do something like that!
Honey, where are you going off to with those black guys?
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Considering that the seven-year itch is as made up as one-in-five, I'm not surprised you took to it so quickly. I'll give you this, Cuxter: you're a cuck of consistency.
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-5.1957/full?d=1465858828
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-3.1955/full?d=1465858828
Honey, is it okay if I spread my hips outward by five degrees? I know we don't sleep in the same bed, but I don't wanna give off the impression that I'm manspreading at your eyes.
Honey, is it okay if I ask before I give out the Christian Side-Hug? I don't wanna rape your shoulder.
Honey, is it okay if I call you "Honey?" I'm worried that pet names might be too patriarchal.
Did you learn those moves from Clippy, Cuxter?
https://kiwifarms.net/media/the-cuxter-relationship-counselor-4.1956/full?d=1465858828
Wow, decent advice! See, Cuxter. It's not so hard.
Now all you've gotta do is actually put that sentence into practice. At the rate you're going, you might develop a reason to live by 2050!