Every single problem with AAAAAAA game development in a reel longer than most feature films. Impressive.
I'm still waiting for "IT BROKE NEW GROUND!"
Memes really cannot be forced, specially when they come from the sanitized soulless husk of an advertising firm.
Noooooooooo, nazi child, you do not understand.
A Jewish scholar pretending to be British researched this nigger for years and years.
And they did it to force outside pressure to make the japs kneel. After all, they're not as fucked and cucked as South Korea.
Well if Shadows does not sink Ubisoft. There is chance greater than 0 we will live to see it.
I actually agree with the optional romance defense. I'm often told that engaging in romances in vidya is queer, so if you got to the point where you're bumping uglies with an ambiguous monstrosity you brought it on yourself for being a fag.
Don't mind the track, but it sounds wrong here. Maybe in a Call of Duty game this would work, or even my alternate universe blaxploitation version of the game, but something about it here simply doesn't gel.
That would be wrong too. You should choose not to play the game because it's part of a franchise that went to seed years ago from a company who haven't put out a good game since For Honor. The niggurai and his they/them fuckbuddy is just the icing on the cake.
If you think that you haven't been paying attention. Ubisoft was out-of-touch even when they were putting out half-decent games. Them making a retarded decision that makes no sense and chasing a trend that stopped being trendy a year ago is perfectly on-brand for Ubi.
This dogshit, nigger-fetishizing slop started development during the height of the Floyd chimpouts.
I'm just trying to find some logical explanation here, this is even funnier.
Sort of, assuming the various insider leaks are true the game started development in 2017 as a sole protagonist game and then was rebooted in 2019 to include Yasuke in response to the George Floyd shit.
The people that would have done this have already done this in like 2015 but the studio that's left keeps doing juuuust well enough to continue existing (until now, hopefully).
St. Floyd was 2020. Regardless, any game that takes upwards of the better part of a decade to make always turns out to be shit as a rule.
The Haytham part is such a fucking slog because of the map limitation but once you get Connor and get out of the tribal village it's nice because you can take on any enemy in the game at that point. In modern AC you'd have to spend about 40 hours grinding to get a weapon with the right stat or you're getting curb stomped the first fight with an enemy 20 numbers higher than yours.
Not only that but they made him a stupid feminist fantasy villain. One of the most fascinating people in Japanese history, somehow who arguably changed the history of the nation, and was by all accounts just a badass dude, and he gets turned into a generic bad guy because MEN = EVIL EVIL EVIL BAD BAD BAD MISOGYNIST BAD (unless black). It's all so fucking tiresome.
Shit yea that's right. The entire 2019-2022 period kind of blurs together in my mind because it was such a fucking shitshow online and irl.
Osamu Tezuka is spinning in his grave.
I wouldn't be surprised if this humiliation ritual and emasculation of Hattori Hanzo was just to own le epic chuds because everyone thought that an AnalCreed game where you play as a ninja under Hanzo (keep in mind that AnalCreed Spookz is the first game where you play as an actual historical figure rather than just interacting with them) was what they would do. In fact, according to some leaks that was supposed to be the original pitch for the game. I know it's been said 100 times already but it's crazy how much they've fumbled the bag with this one. Japanese history and folklore has so much pre-existing shit regarding assassins in the form of shinobi and their tales and they have done NOTHING with it, NOTHING! They could've set up rivalries with other famous historical ninjas of the era, have them be working under the Templars. Again, Japanese folklore literally already had a pre-installed rivalry involving Fuma Kotaro of the Hojo clan and Hattori Hanzo, there's so many legends and fables detailing duels between those two guys. They did the equivalent of the ball being near the goal line in a football match with no opposing player in sight but just before crossing it the player trips on his shoelaces in spectacular fashion and breaks his neck when he falls.
Sorry, there was only one nigger in ancient Japan so that's who we have to focus the entire game on. Oh, have an anime protagonist with a generic revenge plot that has a vagina too, why not. Have fun climbing those towers and reclaiming districts like in every single fucking Assassins Creed for over a decade now!
