Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

[Protistology]

I don't know what AOT no Requiem is so I looked it up. This was the second google result:

I know this seems like a long shot right now, but if we pull this off, It has the potential to change not only anime and manga history but fictional history overall

A plan for AOT no Requiem : yeagerbomb

archived 29 May 2021 09:07:01 UTC

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This manga, mangaka, and fan base are all lolcows at this point.

 

[Aria]

I don't know what AOT no Requiem is so I looked it up. This was the second google result:

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https://archive.md/41TN3

This manga, mangaka, and fan base are all lolcows at this point.

The ending was so bad that they have to resort to writing fan-fiction to cope with the ending.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I don't know what AOT no Requiem is so I looked it up. This was the second google result:

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https://archive.md/41TN3

This manga, mangaka, and fan base are all lolcows at this point.

We're reaching levels of cope not thought possible.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

The ending was so bad that they have to resort to writing fan-fiction to cope with the ending.

It’s even more pathetic than that. These people were holding out hope that in the end Eren was pulling an elaborate ruse and succeeds no matter how much sense it actually made.

They don’t care about any of the characters except for Eren, Floch, and Historia.

And just like how Chris Chan tard raged over how fucking MLP ended because it didn’t go the way he believed was what would actually happen. These people tard raged because they didn’t get Eren killing everyone and going back to his blonde trophy wife while they have a fairy tale ending.

 

[CheezzyMach]

Ah, Zutara. The power of thinking love can change someone and heal them of their past scars and emotional baggage. Like Mikasa could ever do that.

TBF Zuko was nowhere near as fucked in the head as Eren.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Honestly I have no idea how people supported Eren after he revealed his 'final solution'. I remember when we found out about that chapter in the thread, I just started laughing my fucking ass off. I was like, 'years and years of being mysterious with your motivation, and THAT is your plan? Holy fucking shit, this is retarded.' I mean, I guess Isayama was surprised that people still supported Eren and didn't recoil in horror. I mean, I didn't recoil in horror, I laughed my fucking ass off at how stupid, incompetent and fucktarded Eren was.

All those years of planning, putting pieces into place...only to fucking nuke it with 'you can't be racist if there are no more races'. It was so goddamn awful. The only reason I wanted Eren to win was because I thought it would be hysterically stupid to kill off all his friends and stomp the world because he was too fucking stupid to think up anything else. And then we got one better. He wasn't only a retard, but he was a completely ineffectual retard and accomplished absolutely nothing. It was a spectacular troll like I've never seen before. When people thought Eren accomplished something, he just goes, "No, wait, hold on a minute" and then releases pages showing that nope, he fucked up, Armong and Historia fucked up the peace, and they were the last generation to die peacefully before the world took their revenge for murdering billions, AS THEY OBVIOUSLY FUCKING WOULD.

They're absolutely deluded into thinking Isayama would ever give a shit about their pathetic fanfic. His ending was to show that Eren was a fucking idiot that made all the problems in the story, and not only didn't fix them, but actively made them all worse until it resulted in the utter destruction of his homeland by his own retarded actions. I mean, Isayama purposefully wrote a shaggy dog story, a long, meandering tale that is ultimately pointless. And that's actually what he wanted. That these idiots are deluded enough to think they're going to change that is copium on the level of crack cocaine.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

We're reaching levels of cope not thought possible.

Super Coping God Super Coping..also known as Super Coping Blue.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Honestly I have no idea how people supported Eren after he revealed his 'final solution'. I remember when we found out about that chapter in the thread, I just started laughing my fucking ass off. I was like, 'years and years of being mysterious with your motivation, and THAT is your plan? Holy fucking shit, this is retarded.' I mean, I guess Isayama was surprised that people still supported Eren and didn't recoil in horror. I mean, I didn't recoil in horror, I laughed my fucking ass off at how stupid, incompetent and fucktarded Eren was.

All those years of planning, putting pieces into place...only to fucking nuke it with 'you can't be racist if there are no more races'. It was so goddamn awful. The only reason I wanted Eren to win was because I thought it would be hysterically stupid to kill off all his friends and stomp the world because he was too fucking stupid to think up anything else. And then we got one better. He wasn't only a retard, but he was a completely ineffectual retard and accomplished absolutely nothing. It was a spectacular troll like I've never seen before. When people thought Eren accomplished something, he just goes, "No, wait, hold on a minute" and then releases pages showing that nope, he fucked up, Armong and Historia fucked up the peace, and they were the last generation to die peacefully before the world took their revenge for murdering billions, AS THEY OBVIOUSLY FUCKING WOULD.

They're absolutely deluded into thinking Isayama would ever give a shit about their pathetic fanfic. His ending was to show that Eren was a fucking idiot that made all the problems in the story, and not only didn't fix them, but actively made them all worse until it resulted in the utter destruction of his homeland by his own retarded actions. I mean, Isayama purposefully wrote a shaggy dog story, a long, meandering tale that is ultimately pointless. And that's actually what he wanted. That these idiots are deluded enough to think they're going to change that is copium on the level of crack cocaine.

The reason Erenfags heavily support him is because they are basically in some weird ass cult that glorifies the Yaegerists as patriots who are saving their country and believe Eren will live a happy life with his trophy wife. It doesn’t help they base their entire expectations of the story on a music video that was released before the rumbling arc.

They also unironically see genocide as a good thing and took everything Eren did after the timeskip at face value thinking those were his true motives. They even were making fun of the people who believed that the story would end in a Code Geass like way as being on copium. They were smug and arrogant retards who think genocide is patriotism, Floch was the king of all chads (even though he is probably the only person more pathetic than Eren in the end), and Eren’s motives were to save his new family that would be introduced at the end. They act like the only themes in the story are Freedom and Patriotism.

They even believed that Eren was totally on the island with his new family all along until chapter 139 dropped where they had a collective meltdown.

 

[Gar For Archer]

 

[Random Internet Person]

I don't know what AOT no Requiem is so I looked it up. This was the second google result:

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https://archive.md/41TN3

This manga, mangaka, and fan base are all lolcows at this point.

The ending was so bad that they have to resort to writing fan-fiction to cope with the ending.

I haven't seen people bitch over an ending since the days of Naruto and Bleach. This is the type of butthurt that's resolved for sinking ships.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This shit is even more retarded

Thanks for giving Isayama more money for his onsen

Reminder that this probably had no issue with the weird shit before 139! ALSO OUR FAN-MADE FANFIC IS MUCH BETTER SINCE IT'S NON-PROFIT!

Erenfags: "ATTACK ON TITAN ISN'T ABOUT ROMANCE!"
Also Erenfags:

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

This shit is even more retarded

Thanks for giving Isayama more money for his onsen

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Reminder that this probably had no issue with the weird shit before 139! ALSO OUR FAN-MADE FANFIC IS MUCH BETTER SINCE IT'S NON-PROFIT!

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Erenfags: "ATTACK ON TITAN ISN'T ABOUT ROMANCE!"
Also Erenfags:
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"HENTAI EXISTS"
Yeah, these fans are beating their meat to Historia/Eren hentai/doujins as we speak

 

[Random Internet Person]

Erenfags: "ATTACK ON TITAN ISN'T ABOUT ROMANCE!"
Also Erenfags:

You know what makes this funnier than the meltdowns from Avatar, Naruto, and Bleach? Eren didn't get with EITHER of these chicks.

Also, Wasn't the thing with Historia that basically after she was crowned most of her thing was that she was speculated to have a role of just...popping out kids to ensure the "future of humanity" (or at least what they thought was the future because they hadn't reached the basement by that point)?

As for Mikasa, I know a big deal was that Eremika shippers painted the end as the two of them leaving the military behind and maybe having some kids (wasn't that what 138 had before the kissing a decapitated head?), but I'm pretty sure Mikasa just wanted one night of passion with Eren in canon. At most.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

You know what makes this funnier than the meltdowns from Avatar, Naruto, and Bleach? Eren didn't get with EITHER of these chicks.

I think it's even funnier too with the fact that Eren and Floch are pretty much portrayed as villains, especially Floch who is shown to be a powerhungry and pathetic psychopath. Hell the fact Eren let his friends fight him shows he was wanting to lose yet all these people assume Eren had some grand master plan where in the end he can fuck a blonde trophy wife where Floch is his best man at the official wedding (I am not making this up).

Also, Wasn't the thing with Historia that basically after she was crowned most of her thing was that she was speculated to have a role of just...popping out kids to ensure the "future of humanity" (or at least what they thought was the future because they hadn't reached the basement by that point)?

As for Mikasa, I know a big deal was that Eremika shippers painted the end as the two of them leaving the military behind and maybe having some kids (wasn't that what 138 had before the kissing a decapitated head?), but I'm pretty sure Mikasa just wanted one night of passion with Eren in canon. At most.

Historia pretty much was a side character after the Uprising Arc and really played no role in the story aside from being the queen and ruler of the walls that isn't focused on. With Mikasa, her ending is more divisive as there were Eremika shippers who hated that she and Eren didn't get together in the end while others were fine with her moving on.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Anyone who still supports Eren even after it's been revealed he only did all this shit (including willingly getting his mom killed) because he couldn't nut up and tell Mikasa he loved her is a lolcow.

I mean, they were already a lolcow for supporting genocide, but now they're an even bigger one for continuing to follow the guy who only did it because he was the biggest, most retarded incel in anime history.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Anyone who still supports Eren even after it's been revealed he only did all this shit (including willingly getting his mom killed) because he couldn't nut up and tell Mikasa he loved her is a lolcow.

I mean, they were already a lolcow for supporting genocide, but now they're an even bigger one for continuing to follow the guy who only did it because he was the biggest, most retarded incel in anime history.

Their cope is that the nefarious editor was behind all the changes and believe the Eren in 139 was not the real one and just a character assassination of the true and honest Chad Eren.

They unironically are retarded enough to think Floch and Eren were meant to be the good guys and patriotic heroes in a story that never showed patriotism or nationalism as a good thing.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Anyone who still supports Eren even after it's been revealed he only did all this shit (including willingly getting his mom killed) because he couldn't nut up and tell Mikasa he loved her is a lolcow.

I mean, they were already a lolcow for supporting genocide, but now they're an even bigger one for continuing to follow the guy who only did it because he was the biggest, most retarded incel in anime history.

I think it’s less than that. I think Mikasa just wanted one night where she and Eren slept in the same bed because they live on a world where they could die tomorrow. No sex, just sleeping with a person you care like how you ask to sleep in your parent’s bed when you’re a kid and you have a nightmare. That’s the level of intimacy Mikasa probably wanted to have with Eren. For one night. At least. And if it’s just one and it goes nowhere, she’d be cool with it.

With Mikasa, her ending is more divisive as there were Eremika shippers who hated that she and Eren didn't get together in the end while others were fine with her moving on.

Wasn’t part of Mikasa’s arc that she had to learn to not be watching over Eren’s steps like a hawk? I also remember Eren saying “I always hated you, Mikasa” was supposed to be some kind of mind game where everyone would hate him enough to kill him to stop the Titan threat.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Wasn’t part of Mikasa’s arc that she had to learn to not be watching over Eren’s steps like a hawk? I also remember Eren saying “I always hated you, Mikasa” was supposed to be some kind of mind game where everyone would hate him enough to kill him to stop the Titan threat.

Shippers both in the camps of shipping Eren with Mikasa or Historia literally ignore a lot about the story and take shit at face value without subtext.

That restaurant scene especially is a filter because the Erenfags literally believe Eren believed that shit despite how the anime shows Eren to look depressed before doing that, how Eren never bothered to just turn off anyone's special powers before they decided to fight him so he can win unopposed, the train scene in the timeskip where Eren talks about how he wants his friends to live long lives, and that scene where Krueger relays a message from Eren in the future to save Mikasa and Armin.

tl;dr Dumbass Attack on Titan fans lack reading comprehension.

 

[starborn427614]

It really needs to be emphasized how damn pathetic a lot of Erenfags really are especially with how they self insert in the story or portray their head canon versions of Eren and Floch as unwavering chads. I’ll post some shit to show you

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Why is Chris Hemsworth there

 

[Bunny Tracks]

Their cope is that the nefarious editor was behind all the changes and believe the Eren in 139 was not the real one and just a character assassination of the true and honest Chad Eren.

They unironically are retarded enough to think Floch and Eren were meant to be the good guys and patriotic heroes in a story that never showed patriotism or nationalism as a good thing.

See, I don't even think it goes that far for them. I'm convinced at least half of these idiots are just pissed that their husbando got utterly BTFO. I've seen this exact same song, and dance before. It happens all the time in the Final Fantasy fandom. Hell, I'm pretty sure its got the most infamous case of it happening.

This isn't about patriotism, or whatever. That might be the case for some of them, but I highly doubt it is for most of them. This isn't irl politics. This is about a bunch of rabid fanboys and fangirls being utterly livid that their pretty boy, edgelord husbando got his ass handed to him on a silver platter, and then some.

I think it’s less than that. I think Mikasa just wanted one night where she and Eren slept in the same bed because they live on a world where they could die tomorrow. No sex, just sleeping with a person you care like how you ask to sleep in your parent’s bed when you’re a kid and you have a nightmare. That’s the level of intimacy Mikasa probably wanted to have with Eren. For one night. At least. And if it’s just one and it goes nowhere, she’d be cool with it.

What the fuck are you talking about? How did you get any of that from my post?