Attack on Titan Griefing Thread - >tfw even your VA thinks that you're a loser

How will Eren be stopped?


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Something just occurred to me. We've speculated a lot in this thread on how and why the series has gotten so bad, and if Isayama has just lost his mind, and this trashfire is the result, and truthfully, I don't think he has. He's just as sane as he's ever been, if that even means anything. He's just written himself into a corner, and facing a problem that in actuality was inevitable for the way he was writing his story.

For you see, if Isayama doesn't at least try to make both sides equally bad, then the entire moral foundation of his story crumbles.

When you really think about it, AoT's most glaring flaw is that its very theme is a lie. AoT is a series that fundamentally believes that one has to give up their humanity in order to save humanity. That is something which is not only not true, it's critically detrimental to the entire original premise of the story.

What's the point of saving humanity if humanity is just as bad as the monsters threatening to destroy it? What's so special about it if you so readily give it up in the first place?

Self-preservation, I guess, but that doesn't make a compelling story. It's also not realistic, and being that AoT is a series that tries to present itself as such, it makes the flaw even more apparent. People, and by extension humanity, are much more complex than that. We're not emotionless, self-serving robots. We're not titans.

People care about each other. People have empathy. People have compassion. People help each other. People have hope. These traits are what makes us human, and they are not weaknesses, nor are they rare. But AoT as of recent, treats them like they are when in the past it didn't, or at least not as much.

As of the KoM arc, every instance of altruism in the series either gets people killed, is regarded as foolish, or just loops back around into unintentional callousness (ie; Sasha's father blaming his daughter for her own death in an attempt to make Gabi feel better).

It didn't used to be like this. Back in the first third, we had acts of genuine compassion that weren't skewed into being something wrong. The best example is when Levi gave his patch, the only thing he had left to remember his old squad, to a grieving soldier. That showed for as much of dick Levi is, he still cares about his fellow soldiers.

...Unfortunately, this is completely ruined when you get to the second biggest problem AoT has, but I will not get into that right now.

Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that AoT cannot work in the way its written, because the theme it was built on is untrue and severely counters its premise. What's the point of saving humanity if you're so ready to give it up? That's what breaks the story. The worst part is that this wouldn't even be a problem if characters in-series were to directly confront it, but they never do. They, and the narrative itself only enforce it, even if that means having to destroy the entire plot in the process.

Now, why doesn't Isayama have his characters develop and try to confront it? Because on top of making everything a huge waste of time, he's also in all likelihood a huge, misanthropic autist that doesn't understand human emotion. He probably also believes that the lie his story is built on is 100% true, and he can't even acknowledge the slightest possibility that it isn't, because if it wasn't his entire perspective on life would be thrown into chaos.

Tl;dr- Why does Isayama have to claim that both sides are equally bad even when that clearly isn't the case? Because not doing so not only makes AoT's moral philosophy collapses like a house of cards, Isayama's entire worldview would do they same. He's also really autistic, and can't understand emotions without his tard wrangler editor being around to help him.
Well this is speculation but Iseyama probably is autistic considering the idea of AOT was partially based on how sheltered he was as a kid

EDIT: Deleted part of something I wanted to write earlier but dropped. Apologies to the person that got a reply notification
 
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Like I said, I still find Eren compelling. Hell, I found him compelling before the time skip, especially during the revelations arc. Eren is absolutely still the main character in the sense that his actions drive the plot forward, but I agree that he's not the protagonist. Where we differ I suppose is that I find that concept interesting; taking our assumption that we would always know Eren's goals and instead make him unreadable not only to his friends but to us as well.

Really, the story is more of an ensemble now, although it's not done in the best way. But Zeke and Eren are absolutely the most important characters in the story. If Eren ends up knowing nothing and it's revealed that Isayama's been completely wasting our time, I'll be right in here with you calling the story irredeemable.

Eren used to be compelling. The problem is that in order for him to continue to be compelling to me, he needs to have clear, focused goals. You do not typically ever, from a storytelling standpoint, keep the motivations of your character hidden for this long unless they're playing someone or the audience. And even then, you have to do this EXTREMELY carefully, or your audience will eat you alive. The problem with Eren is that there's nothing there. And you cannot speculate. Attack on Titan's 'rules' are extremely convoluted, and its violated them many times for author fiat. So we cannot even guess what Eren's goals, motives or how he feels, because we cannot predict them. There are no established rules, its whatever Isayama feels like doing this month. Just look at all the massive speculation for a month on reddit, chans and here about the chapter where Eren gets his head blown off. All the inconsistencies, contrivances, continuity issues seemed to point to a red herring. Nope. It turns out all that was Isayama fucking up and rushing the chapter. How can you even bother predicting or theorizing anymore when the author can't keep his own shit straight? You can't. So to Eren, there's nothing compelling.

He's a plot point that we're waiting for exposition for. The story isn't an ensemble because an ensemble implies that these characters have their own goals, relationships, ideas and ways to move the plot forward. They don't. When I say the story is centered around Eren, it is. Every facet is his. Even Zeke is a slave to Eren because he needs to be united with him. The survey corps are waiting for Eren to make a move because they're in a corner. Marley, ironically, is the only one who can 'move' but most of their characters are dead or uninteresting, and even then they can't affect the story because we know Eren cannot die. Because there would literally be nothing left.

Game of Thrones is an ensemble story because Ned Stark, the protagonist, getting killed allowed the story to move and continue. It allowed for all these characters with their varied goals and motivations propel forward, with their own relationships and emotions furthering the story. Isayama copied Game of Thrones without understanding any of it.

If Eren dies, the story is over. There is no character that could continue. Zeke loses the founding Titan and dies. Eldia loses their Titans and dies. Its simply over.


Woah . So I never really cared about this series beyond being a little annoyed at how much praise it was getting when it came out, people just thought it was the second coming of Ashita no Joe or Berserk. But the only thing that made the series was the overall idea, that was it, it had one cool idea. A dumber but cooler Walking Dead with some Devilman in there.

I can't believe how much of a mess it is now, it was such a simple story with simple characters, just DBZ but more "edgy". I laugh at how hard Isayama tries to make Eren this complex character, I am sorry but being interesting is out of character for Eren. The politics just don't work, they do in ASOIAF or Gundam cause of how multi layered the characters are, that makes it interesting, there are stakes, but in this series? No way. It's just there and it's boring. I think Isayama knew the series was over the moment the characters got to that basement but greed blinded the editorial or Isayama himself.
That PATHS thing? Even Grant Morrison would raise an eyebrown at that shit.:stress:

Time will not be kind to this series, after it ends it will get called out. Unless Isayama makes a deal with Satan and makes the remaining chapters make sense.

Its not called out because it makes too much money and its the only 'normie' anime. I look forward to it ending simply to get the normies the fuck out of here. Time won't be kind because this is a fad anime that fucked up massively. It will be remembered like Game of Thrones, the show. If I were the show runners, I'd have ditched Isayama's basement completely. But the Japanese don't tend to do this when they need to, I've noticed. They keep bad decisions in.

And with Ashita no Joe, I highly, HIGHLY recommend the 50th Anniversary Anime 'Megalobox'. Its fucking amazing, beautiful and has a protagonist without a name that has emotion, relatability, goals and a focus you can understand. Not like this trash.

Something just occurred to me. We've speculated a lot in this thread on how and why the series has gotten so bad, and if Isayama has just lost his mind, and this trashfire is the result, and truthfully, I don't think he has. He's just as sane as he's ever been, if that even means anything. He's just written himself into a corner, and facing a problem that in actuality was inevitable for the way he was writing his story.

For you see, if Isayama doesn't at least try to make both sides equally bad, then the entire moral foundation of his story crumbles.

When you really think about it, AoT's most glaring flaw is that its very theme is a lie. AoT is a series that fundamentally believes that one has to give up their humanity in order to save humanity. That is something which is not only not true, it's critically detrimental to the entire original premise of the story.

What's the point of saving humanity if humanity is just as bad as the monsters threatening to destroy it? What's so special about it if you so readily give it up in the first place?

Self-preservation, I guess, but that doesn't make a compelling story. It's also not realistic, and being that AoT is a series that tries to present itself as such, it makes the flaw even more apparent. People, and by extension humanity, are much more complex than that. We're not emotionless, self-serving robots. We're not titans.

People care about each other. People have empathy. People have compassion. People help each other. People have hope. These traits are what makes us human, and they are not weaknesses, nor are they rare. But AoT as of recent, treats them like they are when in the past it didn't, or at least not as much.

As of the KoM arc, every instance of altruism in the series either gets people killed, is regarded as foolish, or just loops back around into unintentional callousness (ie; Sasha's father blaming his daughter for her own death in an attempt to make Gabi feel better).

It didn't used to be like this. Back in the first third, we had acts of genuine compassion that weren't skewed into being something wrong. The best example is when Levi gave his patch, the only thing he had left to remember his old squad, to a grieving soldier. That showed for as much of dick Levi is, he still cares about his fellow soldiers.

...Unfortunately, this is completely ruined when you get to the second biggest problem AoT has, but I will not get into that right now.

Anyways, what I'm trying to say is that AoT cannot work in the way its written, because the theme it was built on is untrue and severely counters its premise. What's the point of saving humanity if you're so ready to give it up? That's what breaks the story. The worst part is that this wouldn't even be a problem if characters in-series were to directly confront it, but they never do. They, and the narrative itself only enforce it, even if that means having to destroy the entire plot in the process.

Now, why doesn't Isayama have his characters develop and try to confront it? Because on top of making everything a huge waste of time, he's also in all likelihood a huge, misanthropic autist that doesn't understand human emotion. He probably also believes that the lie his story is built on is 100% true, and he can't even acknowledge the slightest possibility that it isn't, because if it wasn't his entire perspective on life would be thrown into chaos.

Tl;dr- Why does Isayama have to claim that both sides are equally bad even when that clearly isn't the case? Because not doing so not only makes AoT's moral philosophy collapses like a house of cards, Isayama's entire worldview would do they same. He's also really autistic, and can't understand emotions without his tard wrangler editor being around to help him.

He’s written himself into a corner since the basement arc. It is crystal clear to me that he had no clue what the titans were until the very, very end (or he did and changed it at the last second). Its why he held out for so long about it. Maybe he watched Game of Thrones and was like ‘FUCK YA DUDE’ without really thinking about it. Then he smoked some weed and watched a documentary about WWII and thought it was about WWI but still included the Jews and concentration camps. Then he mixed up his anti-depressants with Thorazine for five years straight so no one has any human emotions anymore.

I mean, the moral foundations of his story are inherently edgy-boi nihilism as a direct result of his incompetence. The whole point of becoming a ‘monster’ to save humanity is that ONE person does it, to sacrifice themselves and their own morality to lift humanity up. Essentially this theme is a bittersweet one, because the ‘hero’ brings themselves down to a level of horror to preserve the identity, compassion and the very definition of humanity. Essentially, it’s a story about sacrifice.

The problem why the theme of ‘becoming a monster’ doesn’t work in AoT is because it relies with us empathizing with Eren, the cast and his people. I’ve already mentioned its impossible to empathize with Eren and the cast. So the theme is emotionally dead, which defeats the point. If you don’t have the emotional resonance to carry this, the theme essentially becomes one of nihilism, which will lead to audience disconnect. We need to know why Eren is doing what he’s doing, what his ultimate motives are. We also need this because we need tension in the story. There’s NO fucking tension in AoT. If we knew Eren was doing this and he could fail, his descent into inhumanity would be all for nothing. The problem is that he’s spent so long with this that there will be no reconnect with Eren. It simply is impossible.

You've also identified the second core problem of 'Becoming a Monster to Save Humanity' in Attack on Titan: There's essentially no humanity in this story. People don't have lovers, only Sasha really had a family, Eren's family was shit, so there's really...what are you saving? I mean, these people are barely friends at this point. We've never seen signs of hope, emotion, anything like that. So you've lost two core components to the thematic elements of your narrative: empathy with the protagonist and empathy with the humans in your story. You need your secondary, tertiary and even your antagonist to be human. To have compassion, mercy, fear, love, things like that. These barely even fucking exist in the narrative. Zeke isn't enough, you need so much more to make this work. You need the first third. Which is now gone. This theme relies heavily on a character focus. The problem is AoT is PLOT focused. That's why this theme doesn't work as well. So you've got three reasons why Isayama's theme doesn't work: A plot focused narrative, no protagonist to empathize with and no other characters or showing of humanity to make yourself invested.

That’s why Eren as a non-protagonist is so fucking boring. Isayama doesn’t understand that if we knew why Eren was doing what he was doing, we could emotionally resonate with him. We could have this profound sadness that he is forced into this position because he’s the only one who can do this, because he has the founding titan and the will to see it through, at any cost. But we don’t have this. We have an empty void of nothing. I mean, you can find that compelling. I think it’s a waste completely.

The reason why Eren is a non-protagonist is very simple: Isayama has no idea what Eren’s goals and motivations are. He does not know where this story is going. If he does, he does not know how to get there. Why have we been in the dark for literal years with no hint? Because Isayama didn’t or doesn’t know. The first third of the narrative was almost certainly planned. I do believe he had an idea for the Titans but impulsively changed it at the last second, which lead to his entire story collapsing (this would not be the first time a writer did something like this. Writers, DO NOT IMPULSIVELY CHANGE SHIT BECAUSE YOU THINK IT LOOKS 'COOL'). That's honestly why it went to shit in my opinion. He did the normal writery things with the first third, planned out the mid act, suddenly changed it, and then the sudden change basically destroyed his plans, hence the time skip. Which leads us to where we are now.

The problem is its far too late to really re-capture any sort of emotional weight. He’s written himself into this ‘Eren’ corner for so long, that there’s nothing to recover. I also do not believe Isayama has the skill to pull off a revelation that will make us magically reconnect with Eren or the story.

The current state of Attack on Titan lacks any stakes, emotion or dramatic tension. Eren will live until his revelation which will work or won’t. Then it will be over. He’s already said he wants to ‘hurt’ the audience, so I believe the revelation will be fucking re.tarded and won’t work, and he’ll have wasted everyone’s time who has invested in this. And I’ll just fucking laugh and thank Isayama for booting the normies out of anime.

Then I’ll go watch JoJo in peace.

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I mean, just imagine we know Eren's motivations. His long-shot plan to save humanity, the misery he's putting the people he loves and cares about through and how that hurts him deeply. How he struggles to retain his humanity as he becomes more and more monstrous to save his people. Imagine an antagonist who is more human than Eren. Someone who cares and strives for peace and thinks Eren's ideology is self-defeating. He/She struggles with their decision to fight against Eren, knowing that he might be right in the end, but the price is just too high for them. Eldia dying proudly to the bitter end would be better then them going in the gutter like Marely and Eren's plan.

Eren pushes everyone he loves away, because he wants them to retain their freedom, their independence and their humanity. He embraces traitorous allies and dark people, because they're the only ones he will allow into his struggle because they no longer have their humanity. Even he goes lower than them, because he plans on sacrificing them in the end, because its all or nothing. To his friends and loved ones, he is unabashedly honest with them. He does not keep them in the dark because he doesn't want to hurt them anymore than he has. The lines become blurred and it gets harder and harder to tell who is right and who is wrong. Basically I would have made Marley tertiary to the whole thing and retained a strict focus on this struggle and have it end with no clear answer. Of course, Marley would have to be scum for this to work, but that's a small sacrifice and works towards the blurriness of everything.

That's SO much better than having no antagonist/protagonist, having Eren have a 'sekret plan' and trying to grasp at shadows through Isayama's fuckups. I think that's the saddest thing about this story. It didn't have to be this emotionless husk. Isayama just embraced fucking mystery boxes and shit to sacrifice a compelling, emotional story for cheap tricks.
 
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I know its bad form to double post, but this has to do with the themes of humanity and becoming monstrous for the greater good and if it really is worth sacrificing your humanity for. Naoki Urasawa's Monster is fucking amazing. It does the 'fighting a monster by becoming one' so much fucking better its not even funny. Its basically 75% character driven and 25% plot. Its about a Japanese neuro-surgeon who inadvertently saves a psychotic serial killer and his struggle with this. It takes place after the fall of the Berlin wall in 1996 which plays a large role into its themes. I'm not going to spoil it, as finding out is half the fun. It doesn't have the fantasy elements at all, nor does it have anything supernatural about it. Its extremely grounded and even minor characters are given time and fleshed out.

Everything is given weight and its extremely psychological. Its nowhere near as flashy as AoT and has way more substance. I'm about half-way through it. But if you want something to actually explore these themes in a meaningful way in the format of a psychological thriller/crime drama, then Monster would be up your alley. Everything is treated with grounded weight and really plays with your own morality and engages you. Emotionally, its pretty powerful and has a lot of themes to it. Its about 75 or so episodes. The main problem is that it is ridiculously hard to find, but if you sail the high seas, you'll be able to find it pretty easy. It isn't on blue ray and is 480p, but it still looks great on my TV.
 
I know its bad form to double post, but this has to do with the themes of humanity and becoming monstrous for the greater good and if it really is worth sacrificing your humanity for. Naoki Urasawa's Monster is fucking amazing. It does the 'fighting a monster by becoming one' so much fucking better its not even funny. Its basically 75% character driven and 25% plot. Its about a Japanese neuro-surgeon who inadvertently saves a psychotic serial killer and his struggle with this. It takes place after the fall of the Berlin wall in 1996 which plays a large role into its themes. I'm not going to spoil it, as finding out is half the fun. It doesn't have the fantasy elements at all, nor does it have anything supernatural about it. Its extremely grounded and even minor characters are given time and fleshed out.

Everything is given weight and its extremely psychological. Its nowhere near as flashy as AoT and has way more substance. I'm about half-way through it. But if you want something to actually explore these themes in a meaningful way in the format of a psychological thriller/crime drama, then Monster would be up your alley. Everything is treated with grounded weight and really plays with your own morality and engages you. Emotionally, its pretty powerful and has a lot of themes to it. Its about 75 or so episodes. The main problem is that it is ridiculously hard to find, but if you sail the high seas, you'll be able to find it pretty easy. It isn't on blue ray and is 480p, but it still looks great on my TV.
Monster is also notable for how it manages to fully flesh out minor characters and give them emotionally powerful arcs in the span of a single episode.

This is in stark contrast to how AoT handles anyone who's not a main character. They're introduced with one, maybe two, scenes showing off their single personality traits, and are then killed off.

We got one scene showing that Miche is a furry, another scene showing that he's very idealistic and is supposedly even stronger then Mikasa, second only to Levi. And then he dies in his next scene because Isayama wanted to say "No one dies with dignity in real life, and you're a naive retard if you think otherwise", and is never brought up for the rest of the series.

And then we have his squad mates, Nanaba and Gelgar, whose names you've probably forgot before season 2 was even over. Despite having far more screen time then Miche, Isayama managed to only give them one personality traits. Gelgar likes alcohol, and Nanaba is the mom of the group. That's it, now feel sad when they die.

However, the anime managed to break new ground with Nanaba, by having her reveal not even ten seconds before her death that her father was abusive. God, even Thomas and Mina had more character.

On a related note, Isayama said he plans to end the series in one year, that means he has at most 12 chapters. In those 12 chapters he will have to finish up all these plotlines.

  • Eren's real plan and exactly what led him to go through with it.
  • What plan Zeke will go through with.
  • Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Conny, and Falco's feelings on Eren once they discover the truth.
  • Falco's reaction to finding out his Titan killed Colt and Porco.
  • Giving someone all nine Titans.
  • Showing whatever happened to Hange and Levi.
  • Have Keith get some sort of ending
  • Do something, fucking anything, with Annie.
  • Have Historia do something.
  • Have Reiner suffer even more.
  • Give us even the slightest bit of information on what the rest of the world is like, beyond that some of them hate Jews.
  • Finish up Floch and Louise's story.
  • The Rumbling.
  • Show Ymir and Eldia's true history, as well as why King Kuck was such a self-hating Jew.
I'm probably forgetting a few but you get the point. Isayama's pacing is insanely slow, even when the chapter isn't flat out filler. It took around three fucking chapters for Willy to finish his fucking speech. And now he's going to finish up at least 14 fucking plotlines in 12 chapters. He's going to half-ass it so fucking bad that it'll make Serumbowl look like Shakespeare.
 
So, I recently remembered a Superman quote that perfectly sums up the overall problem with AoT.

"These "no nonsense" solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time travel."

And you know what? For as much as I love this quote, it's not entirely true. It is perfectly possible to have absurd elements in a story, and still have it be serious. Jojo, and the DC and Marvel universes are living proof of it. But you have to be consistent with it. You have to have the forethought, and knowledge on how to do it. You have to have an explanation for it. You have to have a balance with it. Most importantly, you have to have fun with it.

AoT as of now, is none of those things. It's unplanned, pretentious, edgy, cringefest written by a bitter, misanthropic autist who threw away his frankly genius premise in order to spout about how "the world is a cruel place, and happy, idealist people are fools and JAPAN TOTALLY WOULD'VE WON WWII IF IT HAD GIANT FIGHTING MONSTERS GUYZ SERIOUSLY."

We got one scene showing that Miche is a furry,
I'm sorry, do you mean Mike? And if so, when was he revealed to be a fucking furry?
 
So, I recently remembered a Superman quote that perfectly sums up the overall problem with AoT.

"These "no nonsense" solutions of yours just don't hold water in a complex world of jet-powered apes and time travel."

And you know what? For as much as I love this quote, it's not entirely true. It is perfectly possible to have absurd elements in a story, and still have it be serious. Jojo, and the DC and Marvel universes are living proof of it. But you have to be consistent with it. You have to have the forethought, and knowledge on how to do it. You have to have an explanation for it. You have to have a balance with it. Most importantly, you have to have fun with it.

AoT as of now, is none of those things. It's unplanned, pretentious, edgy, cringefest written by a bitter, misanthropic autist who threw away his frankly genius premise in order to spout about how "the world is a cruel place, and happy, idealist people are fools and JAPAN TOTALLY WOULD'VE WON WWII IF IT HAD GIANT FIGHTING MONSTERS GUYZ SERIOUSLY."


I'm sorry, do you mean Mike? And if so, when was he revealed to be a fucking furry?
It's in his very first scene, it's right after Eren is released from jail and is being escorted to his trial by Hange and Mike. Come to think of it, it's weird he was escorted by the party that's fighting for custody of him. What if he they just took him and ran away?

Anyways, the first thing he does is sniff Eren, not like from a distance either, he gets right up in his personal space and starts sniffing him like a dog. Hange mentions he does this to literally everyone he meets.

In fact, his nose is so goddamn good, he functions as a goddamn radar, he detects Titans for the scouts and informs them on exactly how many there are, how close they are, and what direction they're coming from.

I know that sounds like a joke but I swear to God it's true. In the Female Titan arc, when Annie is captured and screams to attract mindless Titans to her, Mike shows up and tells Erwin they've got multiple Titans coming in from every direction, and can even tell him they're coming in fast. And yes, he is specifically using his nose to tell.
 
It's in his very first scene, it's right after Eren is released from jail and is being escorted to his trial by Hange and Mike. Come to think of it, it's weird he was escorted by the party that's fighting for custody of him. What if he they just took him and ran away?

Anyways, the first thing he does is sniff Eren, not like from a distance either, he gets right up in his personal space and starts sniffing him like a dog. Hange mentions he does this to literally everyone he meets.

In fact, his nose is so goddamn good, he functions as a goddamn radar, he detects Titans for the scouts and informs them on exactly how many there are, how close they are, and what direction they're coming from.

I know that sounds like a joke but I swear to God it's true. In the Female Titan arc, when Annie is captured and screams to attract mindless Titans to her, Mike shows up and tells Erwin they've got multiple Titans coming in from every direction, and can even tell him they're coming in fast. And yes, he is specifically using his nose to tell.
That doesn't make him a furry, but okay.

Real talk, though. How much more entertaining would AoT be if the characters were all furries? And I didn't say better. I said how much more entertaining. Big difference.
 
That doesn't make him a furry, but okay.

Real talk, though. How much more entertaining would AoT be if the characters were all furries? And I didn't say better. I said how much more entertaining. Big difference.
It makes him a wolf-kin though, which aren't that different. Or at least he acts like he's one.

Didn't some furry write some autistic novel that was about Nazi furries or something? I imagine Shingeki no Furry would be basically an animated version of that, but with a Sawano soundtrack.
 
@Secret Asshole Sounds like you should do a youtube review/rant of AoT.

You're forcing me to use YouTube. You really want to kill me don't you?

People have said to me in messages and in DMs that I should do YouTube reviews before. The problem is I can't really get fake angry like I do here or hilariously hyperbolic. Writing it is one thing, translating that to video is another. I'd also use a voice changer, because I hate the sound of my own voice and I don't want autists hunting me down and trying to dox me because I shit all over their favorite manga. The anime isn't really the issue at the moment. And I honestly suck at pronouncing things and the only mic I have is a Hyper X headset so I'd be Jim boomering it. I'm not really shy about public speaking. I've read things I've written to large audiences before. So its not that.

I'd have to change-up my rants otherwise those autistic fucks would be able to find me here. The only good thing is that scripting is easy since I could write it. I'd also never be monetized because fuck dealing with that. The ironic part is awhile ago I bought the YouTube Starter pack humble bundle. I've got Vegas Pro 15, a whole bunch of sound editing and mixing software. So I got all that for like $25. I think the regular prices were something fucking ridiculous. So I'm not hurting on the software side. Self-learning it is fine too. I've taught myself how to write, how to tell stories, photography and Photoshop.

The main barrier is the time. While it takes me 10-15 minutes or 20 if longer, to type out an AoT rant, a YouTube video, especially for someone who has never done it, is going to take significantly longer. The real temptation is that the only AoT manga videos are sucking Isayma's dick so shitting all over them would be fucking amazing. So....maybe. Fuck, I just realized that was a lot of text to say 'maybe one day'.

Monster is also notable for how it manages to fully flesh out minor characters and give them emotionally powerful arcs in the span of a single episode.

This is in stark contrast to how AoT handles anyone who's not a main character. They're introduced with one, maybe two, scenes showing off their single personality traits, and are then killed off.

We got one scene showing that Miche is a furry, another scene showing that he's very idealistic and is supposedly even stronger then Mikasa, second only to Levi. And then he dies in his next scene because Isayama wanted to say "No one dies with dignity in real life, and you're a naive exceptional individual if you think otherwise", and is never brought up for the rest of the series.

And then we have his squad mates, Nanaba and Gelgar, whose names you've probably forgot before season 2 was even over. Despite having far more screen time then Miche, Isayama managed to only give them one personality traits. Gelgar likes alcohol, and Nanaba is the mom of the group. That's it, now feel sad when they die.

However, the anime managed to break new ground with Nanaba, by having her reveal not even ten seconds before her death that her father was abusive. God, even Thomas and Mina had more character.

On a related note, Isayama said he plans to end the series in one year, that means he has at most 12 chapters. In those 12 chapters he will have to finish up all these plotlines.

  • Eren's real plan and exactly what led him to go through with it.
  • What plan Zeke will go through with.
  • Armin, Mikasa, Jean, Conny, and Falco's feelings on Eren once they discover the truth.
  • Falco's reaction to finding out his Titan killed Colt and Porco.
  • Giving someone all nine Titans.
  • Showing whatever happened to Hange and Levi.
  • Have Keith get some sort of ending
  • Do something, fucking anything, with Annie.
  • Have Historia do something.
  • Have Reiner suffer even more.
  • Give us even the slightest bit of information on what the rest of the world is like, beyond that some of them hate Jews.
  • Finish up Floch and Louise's story.
  • The Rumbling.
  • Show Ymir and Eldia's true history, as well as why King Kuck was such a self-hating Jew.
I'm probably forgetting a few but you get the point. Isayama's pacing is insanely slow, even when the chapter isn't flat out filler. It took around three fucking chapters for Willy to finish his fucking speech. And now he's going to finish up at least 14 fucking plotlines in 12 chapters. He's going to half-ass it so fucking bad that it'll make Serumbowl look like Shakespeare.

Monster is fucking godly. Major spoiler

The psychopathic killer basically loves to inflict true misery and pain on people. He loves to watch them break down and suffer. He has a twin sister who he's currently disguised as and he's talking to this boy at an orphanage who is always looking for his mother, who was a prostitute. He says that if he goes to the Red Light District in this German city, she'll instantly notice him. However, if nobody notices him, that means he was never wanted, and nobody would ever want him, and his life would have no point. But in this really gentle way, like it'll never happen. So the kid runs off and predictably what happens is he encounters really horrible, soul-crushing shit as he's just a naive child.

Two of the characters find him, about to jump off of a bridge. One was struggling with feeling emotions, as he just felt empty and had to teach himself how to smile. He sees this kid about to commit suicide and just grabs him and hugs him, and says he was wanted because he was born and he starts crying. And then he asks the other character what he's truly feeling.

Reminder: We learn all about this child, the emotional resolution of the character, in 25 minutes. Attack on Titan barely gives that at all.

The problem is these aren't real characters. Their deaths don't serve any point. The horror comes from just what is happening to them, not because we're emotionally connected. Contrast that with the latest episode of Demon Slayer who pushes two themes of family slamming right up against each other. I mean, it comes together beautifully. Attack on Titan is just fucking emotionally dead.

He's said this before that he's going to end it in a year. I don't think that's possible at the pace of the story is moving. He's barely doing anything per chapter, has had to rush chapters making mistakes. He has also said he's going to end it in a year before and then its been like five years later.
 
You're forcing me to use YouTube. You really want to kill me don't you?

People have said to me in messages and in DMs that I should do YouTube reviews before. The problem is I can't really get fake angry like I do here or hilariously hyperbolic. Writing it is one thing, translating that to video is another. I'd also use a voice changer, because I hate the sound of my own voice and I don't want autists hunting me down and trying to dox me because I shit all over their favorite manga. The anime isn't really the issue at the moment. And I honestly suck at pronouncing things and the only mic I have is a Hyper X headset so I'd be Jim boomering it. I'm not really shy about public speaking. I've read things I've written to large audiences before. So its not that.

I'd have to change-up my rants otherwise those autistic fucks would be able to find me here. The only good thing is that scripting is easy since I could write it. I'd also never be monetized because fuck dealing with that. The ironic part is awhile ago I bought the YouTube Starter pack humble bundle. I've got Vegas Pro 15, a whole bunch of sound editing and mixing software. So I got all that for like $25. I think the regular prices were something fucking ridiculous. So I'm not hurting on the software side. Self-learning it is fine too. I've taught myself how to write, how to tell stories, photography and Photoshop.

The main barrier is the time. While it takes me 10-15 minutes or 20 if longer, to type out an AoT rant, a YouTube video, especially for someone who has never done it, is going to take significantly longer. The real temptation is that the only AoT manga videos are sucking Isayma's dick so shitting all over them would be fucking amazing. So....maybe. Fuck, I just realized that was a lot of text to say 'maybe one day'.



Monster is fucking godly. Major spoiler

The psychopathic killer basically loves to inflict true misery and pain on people. He loves to watch them break down and suffer. He has a twin sister who he's currently disguised as and he's talking to this boy at an orphanage who is always looking for his mother, who was a prostitute. He says that if he goes to the Red Light District in this German city, she'll instantly notice him. However, if nobody notices him, that means he was never wanted, and nobody would ever want him, and his life would have no point. But in this really gentle way, like it'll never happen. So the kid runs off and predictably what happens is he encounters really horrible, soul-crushing shit as he's just a naive child.

Two of the characters find him, about to jump off of a bridge. One was struggling with feeling emotions, as he just felt empty and had to teach himself how to smile. He sees this kid about to commit suicide and just grabs him and hugs him, and says he was wanted because he was born and he starts crying. And then he asks the other character what he's truly feeling.

Reminder: We learn all about this child, the emotional resolution of the character, in 25 minutes. Attack on Titan barely gives that at all.

The problem is these aren't real characters. Their deaths don't serve any point. The horror comes from just what is happening to them, not because we're emotionally connected. Contrast that with the latest episode of Demon Slayer who pushes two themes of family slamming right up against each other. I mean, it comes together beautifully. Attack on Titan is just fucking emotionally dead.

He's said this before that he's going to end it in a year. I don't think that's possible at the pace of the story is moving. He's barely doing anything per chapter, has had to rush chapters making mistakes. He has also said he's going to end it in a year before and then its been like five years later.

I'll take your 3 word "maybe one day" and lower you with my 2 word : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
 
I've already seen a few misconceptions here.
-Marley IS nazi Germany, but the characters that are supposed to come across as sympathetic are their child soldiers they sent out to retrieve the founder titan, the government themselves are kind of fucked and still the antagonists. But so is Eldia/Paradis original Government.
-The Eldian King Karl Fritz is the one who created the concentration camp island and filled it with his own people (and brought the Ackermans and Asians along with him). Marley itself does have camps (like Liberio) but they didn't make Paradis, they simply send all the thought criminals they titanize to "heaven" by dumping them on the island because the devil people "deserve" it.
-Gabi did nothing wrong. (Although over on the SnK reddits they have a bot that corrects Gabi to Garbage which is a laugh riot imo. I love that bot.)
-Asians and Ackermans aren't the same clan, the only person who is both an Asian and an Ackerman is Mikasa. Ackermans were the Royal Family's bodyguards until there was a betrayal and so they got Genocided by the King. Asians were descended from a clan called the Azumabito, who were royalty in a nation called Hizuru. Both are different bloodlines from Eldians, so they aren't affected by the King of Eldia's control mentally.
-PATHS are outside of time and space, this is correct. The "Eren going back to stop Ymir" time loop thing is just a fan theory currently though. The plan outlined by Zeke is actually making it so Eldian's can't have children any more and they all die out.
-Ymir Fritz was DEFINITELY a human. Her and her daughters are worshiped like Goddesses though. The "Devil" story was stated by Eren Kruger to have been propaganda made up by Marley. He said there was no way to know what was actually true about her or Ancient Eldia.
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Colt wanted to get his brother Falco "out of range" of Zeke's scream, so that kind of indicates that the "from anywhere because paths" bit (in terms of titanizing people) is wrong.
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The ONLY way a time-loop works is if Eren somehow discovered this was all in a loop, and his entire secret plot is breaking that loop, using everyone around him to do it, so they don't keep suffering. That I could tolerate. Otherwise, nope. Fuck off with that faggot nonsense.
I've got it like 50/50 between that and going full third impact.

That being said I'm actually liking a lot of @Secret Asshole and @Bunny Track's alternative suggestions. I'd definitely read some fanfics that went that route. That may be more enjoyable. (Also @Tetraphobia's one on page 6 would have been good too)

Isayama is a mental case but damnit he's MY mental case.

Also specific quotes time:

Doesn't Shounen usually mean it's targeted to young boys and that's it?

Yeah. Pseudo intellectuals don't like it though because "kids r dum" and "I can't be watching dumb kiddy shit like shounen" because theyre insecure manchild assholes.

I basically stopped watching the anime after they wasted an entire episode just fucking around in the basement where nothing happens.

That happens after all the GoT political drama arc though. That's the 2nd half of Season 3, with the first half of S3 being the Uprising arc.

Ymir is a husk to those with Royal Blood even though Zeke doesn't have any.

Zeke is a royal, his mother was Dina Fritz.

We also don't know if they're still on the battlefield or just disappeared.

This all happens while the battle is going. Their physical forms are still on the battlefield but the paths took their consiousness to a place outside of space-time so all of what's happening in 120 and probably all that will happen in 121 too since he left off on a cliffhanger again is all taking place in the split second that Zeke catches Eren's head.
 
I've already seen a few misconceptions here.
-Marley IS nazi Germany, but the characters that are supposed to come across as sympathetic are their child soldiers they sent out to retrieve the founder titan, the government themselves are kind of fucked and still the antagonists. But so is Eldia/Paradis original Government.
-The Eldian King Karl Fritz is the one who created the concentration camp island and filled it with his own people (and brought the Ackermans and Asians along with him). Marley itself does have camps (like Liberio) but they didn't make Paradis, they simply send all the thought criminals they titanize to "heaven" by dumping them on the island because the devil people "deserve" it.
-Gabi did nothing wrong. (Although over on the SnK reddits they have a bot that corrects Gabi to Garbage which is a laugh riot imo. I love that bot.)
-Asians and Ackermans aren't the same clan, the only person who is both an Asian and an Ackerman is Mikasa. Ackermans were the Royal Family's bodyguards until there was a betrayal and so they got Genocided by the King. Asians were descended from a clan called the Azumabito, who were royalty in a nation called Hizuru. Both are different bloodlines from Eldians, so they aren't affected by the King of Eldia's control mentally.
-PATHS are outside of time and space, this is correct. The "Eren going back to stop Ymir" time loop thing is just a fan theory currently though. The plan outlined by Zeke is actually making it so Eldian's can't have children any more and they all die out.
-Ymir Fritz was DEFINITELY a human. Her and her daughters are worshiped like Goddesses though. The "Devil" story was stated by Eren Kruger to have been propaganda made up by Marley. He said there was no way to know what was actually true about her or Ancient Eldia.
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Colt wanted to get his brother Falco "out of range" of Zeke's scream, so that kind of indicates that the "from anywhere because paths" bit (in terms of titanizing people) is wrong.
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I've got it like 50/50 between that and going full third impact.

That being said I'm actually liking a lot of @Secret Asshole and @Bunny Track's alternative suggestions. I'd definitely read some fanfics that went that route. That may be more enjoyable. (Also @Tetraphobia's one on page 6 would have been good too)

Isayama is a mental case but damnit he's MY mental case.

Also specific quotes time:



Yeah. Pseudo intellectuals don't like it though because "kids r dum" and "I can't be watching dumb kiddy shit like shounen" because theyre insecure manchild assholes.



That happens after all the GoT political drama arc though. That's the 2nd half of Season 3, with the first half of S3 being the Uprising arc.



Zeke is a royal, his mother was Dina Fritz.



This all happens while the battle is going. Their physical forms are still on the battlefield but the paths took their consiousness to a place outside of space-time so all of what's happening in 120 and probably all that will happen in 121 too since he left off on a cliffhanger again is all taking place in the split second that Zeke catches Eren's head.

We're also supposed to be sympathetic to the civilian causalities Eren causes, which you can't be, because Eren's already murdered civilians while in Titan form. He did it knowingly both times (fighting the female Titan and his Dresden deal). The first time its played for laughs ('lol he crushed a church, religion sux am i rite') and 100% kills people slamming into buildings in that crowded district. Then the second time we're supposed to take it more seriously. It just doesn't work. You can't make me dislike him for something he's already done. Nor since its never explained as to really why he suddenly went Dresden on Marley, you can't reason that his actions are good or bad either way because of the timeskip. I mean, the only person on the other side worth any sympathy is Reiner, because Isayama puts him through literally hell. He is torturing that character endlessly before he's eventually going to kill him.

They run one and still knew about it. They were facilitators of genocide and torture. That's not an excuse. Its like the guys who put the Jews on the train. They knew where they were going and what was going to happen, and they were willfully ignorant. They still got the rope.

I know that, the Ackerman's got killed and the Asians on the island got genoicded because they were immune to King Cuck's (I will never not love that name) mind control so they were discriminated against to the point where there were none. Which is genocide.

Nobody knows what Eren's plan is, and that is a huge part of the problem in AoT, as with the time-skip. But I've already written about that.

Well Gabi can't technically do anything wrong since she's not really a character and really Isayama's personal device. She'll only do something wrong when he needs it to happen. Otherwise the world bends around her. So when she blows Eren's head off, that's fucking hilarious because that could have happened any other way, but Isayama concocts a literal impossible series of events to have Gabi do it to make it more dramatic. Its also doubly hilarious that Eren really doesn't seem to give a fuck his head got blown off. It'd be triple hilarious if Eren saw that future and made it happen to make Zeke 'get a baseball'.

Then we really don't know anything then, huh?

I mean, I just stopped watching the anime there because the Marley shit is really dumb and where everything just basically goes to shit. That's really the main reason. And the anime really cleaned up the GoT shit a lot. I mean there were problems before, but they were manageable ones. Now its just a complete clusterfuck that I really don't think can be salvaged. I've already mentioned why I think the story is an emotional zombie (everyone wants me to do a youtube rant, which I think is a secret plot to get me to commit suicide) and it'd take years to regain that. There's just nothing there emotion wise. You've got no protagonist. You don't have an antagonist anymore. The tertiary characters are mostly ineffectual (I don't consider Gabi a character) and are all driven by Eren, who isn't a protagonist. You can have a story without a protagonist, but it really relies on having a ton of emotion in your ensemble, which is completely blank in AoT.

The problem is that all their stories are completely overshadowed by this cosmic plot. I mean, it'd be like if the Axis and Allies were fighting, but the real struggle was fighting in literal space-time over an entity who is all powerful and can revive the dead and change the course of time and history itself. You're not really going to care all that much about those soldiers, because you have this big, looming cosmic plot that eclipses all their struggles. And will likely change their very existence anyway, so you really can't invest anything emotionally. This is why the first third doesn't struggle as much with this (it still has major problems with minor characters and them getting offed is mostly emotional due to the horrific ways they die, not who we knew them for). But this all falls to pieces. So yeah, Isayama could go End of Evangelion, but honestly, there's nothing here to fucking care about, unlike EoE, so that's not going to work either. Melt everyone into soup. Have them all eaten by Titans. Ok. You've totally destroyed all emotion in your work, so....I don't think that's really going to do much of anything. Eren's revelation is not going to magically restore emotional resonance with him. And its probably going to be something that he had 0 excuse hiding from the audience in the first place. Unless Eren is literally Satan. Like he is the devil himself and he got born into Eren and is just fucking with humanity for fun.

That was my mistake, yeah, Zeke is a royal.

This all happens while the battle is going. Their physical forms are still on the battlefield but the paths took their consiousness to a place outside of space-time so all of what's happening in 120 and probably all that will happen in 121 too since he left off on a cliffhanger again is all taking place in the split second that Zeke catches Eren's head.

When Zeke was blown the fuck up into space-time, a titan basically ate him and he emerged fully formed. So I guess that's possible? And Zeke was like, 'Don't worry bro, we'll build you a new body. No prob.' So is Eren just going to flash back from existence? Is his corpse going to disappear? Will this be like Star Trek where there are two Rikers, except like one of the Rikers is now a corpse? Will Eren rise from the sand like a ripped, naked Jesus? Oh God did Isayama want a Jesus metaphor? Please no, my sides can only take so much.

Also I still want Eren to rise up out of the sand, just walk over to Gabi, wrap his arm around her and whisper in her ear:

 
We're also supposed to be sympathetic to the civilian causalities Eren causes, which you can't be, because Eren's already murdered civilians while in Titan form. He did it knowingly both times (fighting the female Titan and his Dresden deal). The first time its played for laughs ('lol he crushed a church, religion sux am i rite') and 100% kills people slamming into buildings in that crowded district. Then the second time we're supposed to take it more seriously. It just doesn't work. You can't make me dislike him for something he's already done. Nor since its never explained as to really why he suddenly went Dresden on Marley, you can't reason that his actions are good or bad either way because of the timeskip. I mean, the only person on the other side worth any sympathy is Reiner, because Isayama puts him through literally hell. He is torturing that character endlessly before he's eventually going to kill him.
I do have to disagree with this a little bit.

In regards to the first part with Annie, they really didn't have a choice since Erwin's plan failed, and Eren was really the only one that could've stopped her. Remember, at the time Levi was out of commission due to his broken ankle (or was supposed to be, but that seemed to have been forgotten at the time). I don't hold Eren at fault there, because it's Erwin's terrible plan that got civilians killed. It's a shitty situation, but it was the only thing they could do.

With the Dresden thing, I do blame Eren because the attack was stupid and not needed. He accomplished nothing. He destroyed no military bases, no government facilities, anything worth justifying his attack. I don't feel sorry for the Marleyans, though. I don't care for them. I do dislike Eren now for his attack, because it was foolish, borderline petty, and just made him sink to their level.

Don't get me wrong here. I'm not saying Eren's now on the level of the Marleyans. Just his attack was. If the KoM and the Paradisers were already at war, I'd be more understanding. As it is, however, Eren's attack was just such a fucking stupid, and pointless move that it's completely turned me off from his character. That and his new emo, edgy personality.
 
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You know, I started to doubt it but I think I'm starting to see how Isayama can possibly finish the manga in the 6-12 chapters he has left. Although the ending may be disappointing if he goes down the route of "you can't die because time is infinite and so are paths", then just ends the manga with a flashback of Eren being under that tree.

Sure, he's still got a lot of stuff to cover, but hey, he wouldn't be a mangaka if he'd fill every plothole and wouldn't leave something to go back to for the inevitable sequel when he's blown all his millions on hookers and coke.

At this point I don't even think the final panel with the baby is gonna be Historia's kid, though. It could be Kenny/Zeke/Grisha holding a baby, they both had that weird mullet going on back then.

That and his new emo, edgy personality.

I really, really miss Hobo Eren. The stoic personality really suited him, and I'd take his mentality of "it's neither your nor my fault, but we have to end this" mindset over what current Eren got going on. Even though, judging by all the plot twists Isayama has been pulling in the latest chapter it feels like Eren has a typical shonen MC motive, which would be disappointing.

Also, did anyone else find it really amusing how this chapter was basically Zeke going "No, Eren! Our dad's a real asshole, I'm gonna prove it to you!" and then going from one memory to another where Grisha was shown as a kind and loving father? It's hilarious.
 
With the Dresden thing, I do blame Eren because the attack was stupid and not needed. He accomplished nothing. He destroyed no military bases, no government facilities, anything worth justifying his attack. I don't feel sorry for the Marleyans, though. I don't care for them. I do dislike Eren now for his attack, because it was foolish, borderline petty, and just made him sink to their level.

Don't get me wrong here. I'm not saying Eren's now on the level of the Marleyans. Just his attack was. If the KoM and the Paradisers were already at war, I'd be more understanding. As it is, however, Eren's attack was just such a fucking stupid, and pointless move that it's completely turned me off from his character. That and his new emo, edgy personality.
I don't blame you for getting this wrong because Isayama really fucked up the presentation, but that attack supposedly wiped out almost all of Marley's army. Apparently all of their primary fleets were docked at the port when Armin blew it the fuck up, and Mageth is the sole surviving member of Marley's leadership.

That puny strike force they sent to Paradis is nearly all that's left of their army. Which makes their plan even more retarded, they pretty much bet their entire nation on this one fight. They lost nearly everything to Paradis, while Paradis lost less then ten soldiers, and want to fight them again while they're still incredibly weak from Paradis's attack and don't have the advantage of fighting in their own territory.

Predictably, the fight was pretty much a slaughter in Paradis' favor even with them severly weakened by the civil war. If Hange and the others had a plan beyond "Ask Marley nicely to not kill them, then die horribly when they say no" and were working with Eren, then this fight would've been even more one-sided.
 
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Holy shit, I hope it's him. That would make me laugh harder than anything else in the entire series. Can you imagine Levi's face if he learned that his uncle fucked the queen? I think it'd be way funnier than Eren's face if he learned that his dad was the father. I'm just imagining it like it's an episode of Maury.

I don't blame you for getting this wrong because its Isayama really fucked up the presentation, but that attack supposedly wiped out almost all of Marley's army. Apparently all of their primary fleets were docked at the port when Armin blew it the fucked up, and Mageth is the sole surviving member of Marley's leadership.

That puny strike force they sent to Paradis is nearly all that's left of their army. Which makes their plan even more exceptional, they pretty much bet their entire nation on this one fight. They lost nearly everything to Paradis, while Paradis lost less then ten soldiers, and they want to fight them while they're weaker then ever and don't have the advantage of fighting in their own territory.

Predictably, the fight was pretty much a slaughter in Paradis' favor even with them severly weakened by the civil war. If Hange and the others had a plan beyond "Ask Marley nicely to not kill them, then die horribly when they say no" and were working with Eren, then this fight would've been even more one-sided.
Oh okay, that makes a lot more sense. Shame Isayama fucked it up so badly.
 
I don't have a lot to add to the latest post Secret's made except for these points, since hey its subjective or there was a correction made so ye
I know that, the Ackerman's got killed and the Asians on the island got genoicded because they were immune to King Cuck's (I will never not love that name) mind control so they were discriminated against to the point where there were none. Which is genocide.

That point wasn't directed at you. I read someone on one of the earlier pages (forgot the username though) that thought the Ackermans were part Asian. So that first list was just kind of a general stuff I'd noticed that wasn't correct.

Then we really don't know anything then, huh?

Well yeah in a way that seems like the point. If this is about the Devil stuff. One of the big lessons (and why he went with "both sides do awful things" story) is that propaganda and whitewashing your own countries history is endemic regardless of 'sides'. Everyone tells themselves lies.

When Zeke was blown the fuck up into space-time, a titan basically ate him and he emerged fully formed. So I guess that's possible? And Zeke was like, 'Don't worry bro, we'll build you a new body. No prob.' So is Eren just going to flash back from existence? Is his corpse going to disappear? Will this be like Star Trek where there are two Rikers, except like one of the Rikers is now a corpse? Will Eren rise from the sand like a ripped, naked Jesus? Oh God did Isayama want a Jesus metaphor? Please no, my sides can only take so much.

Also I still want Eren to rise up out of the sand, just walk over to Gabi, wrap his arm around her and whisper in her ear:

Probably something like that, yes. I'm guessing he'll just re-appear fine and everyone will be shocked and Gabi Garbage will probably shit herself and apologize to her new ripped manbun jesus.
 
I've already seen a few misconceptions here.
-Marley IS nazi Germany, but the characters that are supposed to come across as sympathetic are their child soldiers they sent out to retrieve the founder titan, the government themselves are kind of fucked and still the antagonists. But so is Eldia/Paradis original Government.
-The Eldian King Karl Fritz is the one who created the concentration camp island and filled it with his own people (and brought the Ackermans and Asians along with him). Marley itself does have camps (like Liberio) but they didn't make Paradis, they simply send all the thought criminals they titanize to "heaven" by dumping them on the island because the devil people "deserve" it.
-Gabi did nothing wrong. (Although over on the SnK reddits they have a bot that corrects Gabi to Garbage which is a laugh riot imo. I love that bot.)
-Asians and Ackermans aren't the same clan, the only person who is both an Asian and an Ackerman is Mikasa. Ackermans were the Royal Family's bodyguards until there was a betrayal and so they got Genocided by the King. Asians were descended from a clan called the Azumabito, who were royalty in a nation called Hizuru. Both are different bloodlines from Eldians, so they aren't affected by the King of Eldia's control mentally.
-PATHS are outside of time and space, this is correct. The "Eren going back to stop Ymir" time loop thing is just a fan theory currently though. The plan outlined by Zeke is actually making it so Eldian's can't have children any more and they all die out.
-Ymir Fritz was DEFINITELY a human. Her and her daughters are worshiped like Goddesses though. The "Devil" story was stated by Eren Kruger to have been propaganda made up by Marley. He said there was no way to know what was actually true about her or Ancient Eldia.
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Colt wanted to get his brother Falco "out of range" of Zeke's scream, so that kind of indicates that the "from anywhere because paths" bit (in terms of titanizing people) is wrong.
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I've got it like 50/50 between that and going full third impact.

That being said I'm actually liking a lot of @Secret Asshole and @Bunny Track's alternative suggestions. I'd definitely read some fanfics that went that route. That may be more enjoyable. (Also @Tetraphobia's one on page 6 would have been good too)

Isayama is a mental case but damnit he's MY mental case.

Also specific quotes time:



Yeah. Pseudo intellectuals don't like it though because "kids r dum" and "I can't be watching dumb kiddy shit like shounen" because theyre insecure manchild assholes.



That happens after all the GoT political drama arc though. That's the 2nd half of Season 3, with the first half of S3 being the Uprising arc.



Zeke is a royal, his mother was Dina Fritz.



This all happens while the battle is going. Their physical forms are still on the battlefield but the paths took their consiousness to a place outside of space-time so all of what's happening in 120 and probably all that will happen in 121 too since he left off on a cliffhanger again is all taking place in the split second that Zeke catches Eren's head.
I would argue that Marley is similar to Nazi Germany but not Nazi Germany since their treatment and interactions with Eldians is way different from the Nazis to Jews.
 
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