August 8th review

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

So is Big Island the kind of place Virginia sends its deviants? Kind of like that Muck Road trailer park in Florida where they send the pedophiles?

 

[Nestor Makhno]

So is Big Island the kind of place Virginia sends its deviants? Kind of like that Muck Road trailer park in Florida where they send the pedophiles?

Yes, actually.

 

[A Grey Cat]

This motherfucker actually still playing the worst Pokémon game ever made in 2023, he really does deserve prison.

Well at Keats we know it's gotta be him. Who would be stupid enough to fake a pokemon go screenshot in 2023 when everyone and even their grandma has moved on from it?

 

[Forest Portal Triumph 747]

Pokemon GO has "Pokestops" and "gyms" at real-life locations. Chris sent a request from that gym, confirming his location.

i didn’t know Pokémon Go was still a thing. Haven’t played it since 2016. Is the Redditor going to meet up with Chris irl to catch a Sonichu?

 

[ASeabear8952]

i didn’t know Pokémon Go was still a thing. Haven’t played it since 2016. Is the Redditor going to meet up with Chris irl to catch a Sonichu?

No you can do raids with friends regardless of where they are in the world.

 

[Hepativore]

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Yes, actually.

As the place closed down in 2020, what other facilities are in the area?

So much for going back to the Sonichu Temple.

 

[A Grey Cat]

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So it's confirmed. Chris has been active on his original Nintendo Switch account, which is literally only possible if you have the original console.

Chris is free.

Fucking he'll 2 years in jail and he's right back to where he started with this shit. Buy something other than goddman pokemon or sonic Chris! Play something more your age you had 2 birthdays I'm the clink and they were 40 and 41 respectively.


But all jokes aside it's possible he's been using the switch since he got sent to Gateway. If this is the real deal ot confirms his first trip to walmart a freeman and he bought a fucking switch.

I think Chris may just be playing games to pass the time possibly before they get taken from him for good. I wonder if he’s secretly filled with terror and apprehension that he’s finally going to possibly be imprisoned for a considerable amount of time and it will lead to serious and devastating life consequences for him. Or maybe he couldn’t give less of a shit and will be happy living out the rest of his days in fantasy.

No man they're not gonna give him a few days internet acsess just to take it away from him in prison. I think that constitutes cruel and unusual punishment.

Time to update the featured to say Chris chan is back on the internet.

 

[MelonSalt2.0]

Is he on his own recognizance?

 

[Delamain]

As part of his release deal he’s now been barred from every retirement home and bingo halls on the state

 

[A Grey Cat]

Big island is basically some patch of dirt in the middle of the backwater virgina is famous for. There's either 300 or 1000 people at most on the island and any special needs children have to be ferried off the island to Lynchburg proper for schooling. That's all I can dig up on the place assuming Chris is there. It's such a boring hick/retard island that has even less to say Than his hometown of ruckersvile

 

[ShiftyBoi]

His lovequest is finally over

 

[Procrastinhater]

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Chris sent a Redditor a raid request, and in the process already managed to dox himself.

Fucking lol. Literal hours after being released.
He's fucking hopeless.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris sent a Redditor a raid request, and in the process already managed to dox himself.

"HONOR ROLL MY ASS"

- Vivian Gee

 

[Preacher ✝]

It is truly hilarious to me that even after this entire shitstorm, Chris' first and only instinct upon regaining his freedom is to play Pokémon. There is nothing before or after, there is nothing above or below, there is only Pokémon.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

Fucking lol. Literal hours after being released.
He's fucking hopeless.

I'm surprised he didn't make a b-line for the "sonichu temple" as soon as they cut him loose.

 

[Black Yoshi]

So he's in Big Island.

One of Hawaii's islands is nicknamed the Big Island.

Surfshack Tito strikes again through sheer coincidence.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Alle

So he's in Big Island.

One of Hawaii's islands is nicknamed the Big Island.

Surfshack Tito strikes again through sheer coincidence.

Allegedly big island. He may be just close enough or was close/on the island when he sent that request and his location tracker pinpointed the nearest bastion of civilization on an island hicks used to send their low functioning spergs to be castrated on.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Chris got sent to "Big Island" 'cause it's the only place big enough to contain his ego.

 

[Duke Nukem]

sky is blue, water is wet, young women lie about their sexuality.

I still can't get over the fact that she actually got Chris to buy fucking Nazi soldier pictures of all things.

I sincerely doubt it was just a way to try and get Chris to fuck off with the flirting. From the very limited (thankfully for her sake) information we have on her in the current year. She's unmarried, doesn't have kids, spends a lot of time with her little dog, and makes money off her skilled crafts on etsy.

A straight woman who was very interested in sex at this stage of life is usually defining herself by the type of man she is able to get into relationships with. Megan doesn't seem to have changed much. Which is honestly fine. One of the few respectable characters in the story of Chris's life. Even with that weird French woman style Nazi fetish.

I wonder if she called this whole chapter of Christory nearly two decades in advance. I'm just glad she got out of there when she did. Plus he should have been kicked out of the Game Place long before that picture was even drawn.

nigga he raped his own mother for like a month

Assuming that the accusations are true, it's going to be a lot more difficult to A-Log Chris if he gets convicted. Because it's not A-Logging if it's true.

By those standards, it's almost impossible to A-Log Nick Bate.

 

[Rattus Ebrius]

Chris sent a Redditor a raid request from Big Island, Virginia.

There's a chance that this isn't a precise location. Pokemon Go had remote raid passes given out every day during Covid,
which allow you to participate in a raid without actually being at the location.
Chris could still have a couple left, especially considering the time of his incarceration.