August 8th review

[thegooddoctor]

I remember another pervert who lived on an island

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Hey at least Master roshi was a master martial artist and his past girlfriends weren’t fake.

 

[Spangled Drongo]

That makes me wonder, has Chris ever met another person he considers to be an autist?
Sure, he's an autism supremacist, hating everyone more normative but also hating everyone less functional... but has he ever acknowledged that sweet middle ground?
Because different autists can behave quite differently and I'm guessing Chris would never be able to figure out that an autist who displays different symptoms to him is a true and honest autist

That Wallflower girl probably counts - they met at some social group, don't remember if it was ever stated if it was specifically for spergs or just lonely geeks wanting to make friends in general, but she had some oddly specific fixations like that one Celtic music group and her incest fanfiction. She was also disturbingly close with her dad, which is ironic considering their friendship predated the motherfucking incident by years. Though even she had standards - wanted nothing to do with Chris when he started getting too attached.

Also I think part of his attraction to her was the fact she wasn't morbidly obese - a bit awkward looking, sure, but we know Chris has a track record of not wanting fat chicks (common trait with overweight lolcows it would seem, considering that's Ralph's same criteria for a woman he considers attractive - not fat, and with zero self respect). Unless you count his mother back in her Snorlax days.

 

[ThicClaw]

Chris doxes himself and leaves more questions.

Why'd the scorpion stab the frog? It's in his nature.

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

Emphasis on the words 'could be'. Personally I doubt this will be the last we hear of him. But he has been very quiet these past few months which is why I think there is a possibility that this may continue depending on if he is given any form of oversight during this review.

Fucking lol. Literal hours after being released.
He's fucking hopeless.

Lol, didn't take long for the motherfucker to prove me wrong. Never been scared to take the L when it's due, so I'll take it on this.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

That makes me wonder, has Chris ever met another person he considers to be an autist?
Sure, he's an autism supremacist, hating everyone more normative but also hating everyone less functional... but has he ever acknowledged that sweet middle ground?
Because different autists can behave quite differently and I'm guessing Chris would never be able to figure out that an autist who displays different symptoms to him is a true and honest autist

Chris was known for hating other slow-in-the-minds.

But, autism in women isn't close to as detrimental as it is for men. Autistic women hate autistic men, too. Like Asian women with their men.

 

[A Grey Cat]

That makes me wonder, has Chris ever met another person he considers to be an autist?
Sure, he's an autism supremacist, hating everyone more normative but also hating everyone less functional... but has he ever acknowledged that sweet middle ground?
Because different autists can behave quite differently and I'm guessing Chris would never be able to figure out that an autist who displays different symptoms to him is a true and honest autist

Can they really give him internet access and yet bar him from social media? Is that something they can even keep track of?
I mean, the man has a phone with an internet connection, we know that for a fact now, what could they possibly do to prevent him from using it?

Maybe they simply blocked big websites like Twitter and Facebook on the home wifi network

I wonder if Chris will ever direct himself to the 4chanz

Unless a switch version of pokemon go exists. He definitely has a smartphone again. The gateway wifi most likely has blocked social media since given the type of home its any internet is probably reserved for either employee/government inquiries (eg checking tugboat status) they may have youtube unfiltered since they know videos on there rage from time wasting bullshit to how toos and even white noise uploads which is probably what they use to keep the residents calm.


Then again there is the possibility Chris has been told to stay off social media amd he figures pokemon go raids and switch games don't count. Or he simply is choosing not to return to it right now. And of course the fact his youtubr account was hacked.

 

[PetiteFeet]

They could write Sonichugglebug comics together.

unironically, I'd love to see what would happen if Chris discovered the fucklebug.

Cynthia might be too atheist and Chris too Christian for one another, disregarding the current ..uh..situation we've ended up in. Like, old, classic Chris would be too Christian.

 

[Hack for crack]

Spoiler

 

[Divine right to rule]

But, autism in women isn't close to as detrimental as it is for men. Autistic women hate autistic men, too. Like Asian women with their men.

I like how you compared asians with autists.

I think it is also how genders are percieved. An eccentric woman has a much higher chance to be seen as "quirky", while eccentric men are more often seen as "creepy".

 

[Shroom King]

After all she married a dude that doesn't even look too far off from what Chris used to look.

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Just think, of all the pictures they could have put online, this was the best one. Happiness isn't Megan's strong suit, apparently.

 

[Catloaf]

Spoiler

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So what does that mean? Does it mean that he got released on a plea deal?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

non-fat white women would still be too picky for Chris but I could see Rollin’ and Trillin’ goatee Chris get laid with black girls and fresh off the boat asian girls and maybe some eastern european girls looking for a passport to the West, but only if he shuts the fuck up and sticks to a script. Basically he could be one of those sex tourists in the Philippines or Thailand. But if he behaved as he did (even back in the day) I think he’d be too repulsive to desperate third world women, but who knows maybe I’m wrong

Chris would repulse fob Asian women.

 

[A Grey Cat]

oddly specific fixations like that one Celtic music group and her incest fanfiction. She was also disturbingly close with her dad

Suddenly it all makes way too much sense.

I like how you compared asians with autists.

Well they have one trait in common they both somehow manage slow the aging process for years and years and look like ugly children blown up with air till...they hit 40 or so. In the case of autists it's the years of living off corndogs, microwave chicken nuggets and spaghetti that makes age catchup on them and hit them like a brick wall.

So what does that mean? Does it mean that he got released on a plea deal?

 

[Hack for crack]

So what does that mean? Does it mean that he got released on a plea deal?

Wait for a lawfag to chirp up

 

[Collections Agent]

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Chris sent a Redditor a raid request, and in the process already managed to dox himself.

Self-Dox is a small price to pay for the opportunity of a shiny Cressalia (it has blue arms)

 

[SIGSEGV]

Spoiler

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I have been saying that Barb gave informed and enthusiastic consent from day fucking one. It feels so good to finally be vindicated. Chris did NOTHING wrong.

 

[Tiresome]

After all she married a dude that doesn't even look too far off from what Chris used to look.

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Damn, Megan. Couldn't land the tall blonde Aryan of your dreams, huh?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So what does that mean? Does it mean that he got released on a plea deal?

It means that everything proceeded as planned, as has been been said one million times already. They did the pre-trial diversion/deferral, where a person is not indicted/prosecuted for a period of time and is subject to certain conditions during that period which, if met, means the person will not be prosecuted for the crime. It's not a plea deal because he was not prosecuted for a crime.

Typically a person will have continuing conditions after a decision not to prosecute is made in a diversion/deferral situation. Often it is things like having to meet with probation officers, or doing community service (for a regular diversion program). In this situation specifically, there could be any number of conditions. The conditions are typically negotiated and agreed to when you enter into the program, though in this case given Chris's issues and state of mind 2 years ago, it might have staged out differently. It is possible that supervised living is part of the agreement, and/or supervised living was part of a larger, more holistic approach to his situation, not merely the criminal aspect. Or there may be none.

I'm sum, he went to jail for a year and has been being supervised for another period of time. Two years is within the range of jail time for this crime when convicted. He doesn't have a felony for this on his record (which would have significant impact, more than for most people), but he hasn't gotten off scot-free at all.

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

I think he's had it hammered home that if he does that he's fucked.
I guess it also means he has some kind of restraining order prohibiting it.
He's also at the opposite end of the state on an island with no car.
I can't see him staying away for ever, Chris is a fucking idiot, once that new feeling of being free sinks in he's likely to be less cautious.

Was thinking that myself. He has to at least know not to go back there but you know how Chris is he's likely going to try at some point and he most certainly has a no contact order against him that's not going to change he will never see Barb again if the state of Virginia has anything to say about it. Dumping him off on a lepr colony was actually a pretty smart move on the state's part but we all know he's the living embodiment of autism and no chains can hold him he'll likely float back to the mainland on a raft made of blowup dolls.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Was thinking that myself. He has to at least know not to go back there but you know how Chris is he's likely going to try at some point and he most certainly has a no contact order against him that's not going to change he will never see Barb again if the state of Virginia has anything to say about it. Dumping him off on a lepr colony was actually a pretty smart move on the state's part but we all know he's the living embodiment of autism and no chains can hold him he'll likely float back to the mainland on a raft made of blowup dolls.

Like the opposite of Oedipus, who did everything he could so as to not fuck his mom, and yet fate had it planned such so that he ended up doing it anyway
Nothing can hold Chris, you can lock him up but the universe will always find a way to free it's favorite jester