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The AGoAC box is the only good introtech box for picking up classic. The beginner box and essentials box both only have 2 mechs and only the essentials of those two has the $20 CGL voucher. Mind you, that voucher comes in the AGoAC box. Essentials box is also a target exclusive, which sucks.

There’s also alpha strike, a condensed version of the game that’s more streamlined, but classic has more opportunities for fun.
 
Nothing much interesting would happen since Andery was a chill guy unlike his psycho, schizo brother. His rule over the Clans is cemented via diplomacy instead of wiping out the Wolverines (especially since he was very close to Sarah McEvedy), and the Crusaders get off to a very bad start as a result of his more civilian-oriented mindset that would see the Wolverines, Ghost Bears, and Sea Foxes favored. Most likely you wind up with a Warden-lead invasion, disgusted by the maltreatment of the people there by their leaders and the barbarism displayed during the war, and are welcomed by a great many people as saviors.

Obviously they would still be extremely militaristic, but compared to the canon Clans there'd be a significant element of noblesse oblige to how the Warriors ran things.
I enjoy 'what if' scenarios and this is no different. I agree that you'd probably still have an invasion -- the Dragoon Compromise would go through, but instead of remaining in the Inner Sphere, Wolf quietly slips back to the Periphery to let the Clans know the good and bad.

The Clans might (and I stress might) try to offer a diplomatic solution first. Wolf would've come back with a considerable amount of info on ComStar fuckery, and offering proof of that to the Combine and FedCom might have softened their reaction to an influx of space weirdos.
 
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Razorfist gave a pretty good synopsis of what happened for tourists & retards like me and Sidescrollers. Never played Battletech but the 90’s comics for it were pretty good. Mechs with shoulder-launchers were an easy sell.

While I'm not part of the Battletech fandom or community, not really anyways, I watched this video and recommend it for anyone as it's a really good study of how these leftist types infiltrate and take over/destroy communities and fandoms.

Also my favorite Mech is the Mad Cat. Or Timber Wolf I guess.
 
I got my start with Battletech playing the original Mechwarrior on an old 486. Had no idea there was story, I just played it like career mode. That game had a limited number of mechs, but I have happy memories of running around in a locust or jenner slamming into the back of a bigger mech like a Battlemaster and just slowly, oh so slowly, tearing it apart using machine guns and a laser. So Locusts and Jenners and Battlemasters always make me smile.

I also played the SNES Mechwarrior game religiously but man I don't recognize any of those mechs anymore.
 
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Apart from BT's current owner loving the girldick, there's a significant problem in actually finding people to play with in 2024. Unless you can rope some friends into it with you, your odds of finding randos at the local gaming store doing anything with BT are extremely slim. You may have better luck doing online matching with some of the PC iterations of the game.
 
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Apparently Bryan Young is running his mouth and saying Anastasius Focht is a troon.
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Of course, this is all bullshit, and he's talking nonsense, but I have to give him credit for making GW's recent gaslighting seem tame in comparison.
For context, a simple skimming of good old SARNA before they rush to change it, from the 1987 House Steiner book,
a portrait of pre-Comstar prisoner Frederick Steiner:
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And the most recent portrait of Anastasius from the 2020 book Battletech Legends:
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Which while looking as good as most trannies, is not the point. Also the artist for Legends was fucking terrible, so its not the best look.
And finally, a portrait from the 1992 Comstar book:
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Point is, Bryan is trying to kowtow to the faggots at Catalyst and their wretched sub-reddit with utter horseshit. Treat him like all the other BT authors except Blain Pardoe, only because he is no longer involved in the trainwreck that is modern Battletech.
 
I actually remember that bit of the book, Ulric tells Focht that they were researching hard into his background to find out who he is, and casually mentioned the possibility of Focht having had surgical alterations to throw off people before essentially dismissing that and saying he's Freddy Steiner. At no point was it, "You are a heckin' valid transman."
 
I actually remember that bit of the book, Ulric tells Focht that they were researching hard into his background to find out who he is, and casually mentioned the possibility of Focht having had surgical alterations to throw off people before essentially dismissing that and saying he's Freddy Steiner. At no point was it, "You are a heckin' valid transman."
I actually have a copy of that book. Originally it came from the research work Ulric assigned Phelan and had Phelan discussing how he set up the various criteria for who Focht could be. He couldn't 100% dismiss Focht originally being a woman for the unfortunately obvious reason of it being a legitimate possibility. Keep in mind that despite the Inner Sphere being nuked practically to the Stone Age by the Succession Wars... that's still a baseline level well in advance of what we ourselves possess, and that's before we consider the various body doubles employed by the Great Houses for their schemes. It is not beyond the realm of possibility that they finally managed to create passing trannies somewhere along the way when they went into space and started fighting each other with giant stompy war machines. I'm not even going to talk about what might happen in Canopian space...
"I want you to help solve the ComStar enigma."

"ComStar enigma?" Phelan frowned as Ulric rose from his chair and began to pace. "Last I heard, ComStar was negotiating the return of Terra to us. We know it is a delaying tactic, but to what end?"

"Exactly." Ulric stopped and looked out the porthole at the Wolf Clan armada. "We have participated in the negotiations and we have allowed ComStar to continue to administer our worlds to make them believe we are lulled into complacency."

"But ComStar must know you do not fully trust them, quiaff?"

"
Aff."

Phelan frowned. "Then is it wise to let them continue administering our captured worlds?"

The ilKhan nodded almost absentmindedly. "Quite. If nothing else, it creates a drain on their resources. Were they to rise up in revolt, what would it get them? We can return to any world they attempt to take, and if they manage to defeat our garrison troops, we put them down again."

Ulric turned and narrowed his eyes. "No, we have to assume they are delaying until they can organize a military response to the threat we pose. What are ComStar's chances of forging an alliance between the various Houses of the Successor States?"

Phelan fought to choke off a laugh. "Ah, I think they are very slim."

Ulric let a low chuckle rumble from his chest. "That answer is the same given by Natasha and her archivist. In this, all three of my advisors who know the Inner Sphere agree. This means, then, that ComStar will attempt to oppose us themselves. What do you know of their military?"

Phelan looked down at his boots and concentrated. He remembered bits and pieces of conversations overheard as a child, but could dredge up nothing definitive. "ComStar has its Com Guards. I think I have seen estimates that put their strength at somewhere between forty and fifty 'Mech regiments, but those estimates are highly unreliable. Most of their troops are stationed in lance- or company-sized units protecting various facilities. ComStar has, in the past, used mercenaries heavily to protect their centers, adopting them and fixing up their 'Mechs for them. Of course, the Com Guards have infantry, aerospace, and vehicular support."

The ilKhan rubbed his left hand over his goatee. "Their military strength is actually not so great a concern of mine. We will, after all, learn what they are using to defend or attack during the bidding process, quiaff? No, I should have stated my question more clearly. Assuming they are going to seek a military solution to our invasion of Terra, I want you to tell me what you know of the Precentor Martial."

Phelan's heart leaped in his chest. Does Ulric know that I once agreed to help the Precentor Martial discover the true goal of the Invasion? "I don't believe I know that much about him."

"Oh?" The ilKhan arched a snowy eyebrow. "You spent a great deal of time with him, at my request, so you must have gained some impressions of the man. Tell me what you know."

Phelan concentrated, trying to remember every detail possible about the leader of ComStar's military. "He comes from the Lyran Commonwealth—his name and his German are enough to tell me that. He also mentioned having stayed at the Lestrade estate on Summer at one point. That would suggest to me he was a noble or was assigned to a military unit stationed on Summer." Phelan frowned. "He also went to the Nagelring, which pegs him solidly as being from the Commonwealth."

"I see." A predatory smile spread across Ulric's face. "Would it surprise you if I said no one named Anastasius Focht ever attended, much less graduated from, the Nagelring?"

Phelan thought for a moment, then shook his head. "Neg. It has only been in the last ten years or so that ComStar has even had a Precentor Martial. You think Anastasius Focht is an alias, quiaff?"

"I have no doubt of it at all. You see, Phelan, the name Anastasius means 'one who will rise again,' or resurrection. Focht is an old German name meaning 'one who fights.' " The ilKhan smiled grimly. "I can see the man who is the Precentor Martial adopting that name in triumph at his return, or as a constant reminder to avoid that which caused his downfall before. A man who is capable of choosing that name is most dangerous."

"Then I take it you want me to work on discovering who he is?"

The ilKhan nodded. "Natasha's archivist has lain the groundwork for the study, but I have reassigned him to another investigation. I need you to crack Focht's identity, but I also need you to provide me the insights I will need to outbargain and defeat him."

"I will do this, my Khan."

"Understand, Phelan, that your mission is more important than anything else you have been asked to do as a member of the Wolf Clan. If we are not the ones to take Terra, if another Clan does it, there will be no way to stop them."

Phelan looked up, confused. "Stop them?"

"The Clan that takes Terra will appoint a new ilKhan. If a Crusader is chosen, the war will not end at Terra. It will continue until every world acknowledges the Clans their masters, or has been burnt to a cinder."
Phelan shuddered as he studied the datascreen again. Pale lines of green scrolled up over his face as his eyes darted from line to line in a vain search for anything that would prove him wrong. This cannot be. It is impossible.

Phelan had set out carefully to pierce the mystery of the Precentor Martial's identity. He wrote out all he knew for certain about the man, then ranked the information according to its veritableness and the strength of the sources. Anything he knew from the Precentor Martial himself, Phelan rated highly, though he reserved final judgment until he knew whether the man might have been lying for his own purposes.

He resolved to apply Occam's Razor: the simplest solution to the problem would most likely be correct. Phelan discovered quickly, however, that the problem had no simple solution or, at least, no simple solution he could accept and turn over to the ilKhan. The easiest answer was, of course, that Focht had been raised and educated by ComStar for his position, and that anything he had said about his past was a cover story to hide the fact that ComStar had been training warriors for a long time.

The door to Phelan's chamber opened and Ulric entered, appearing ghostlike in the circle of light cast by Phelan's desk lamp. "I have just come from the infirmary," the ilKhan said. "Lajos is chagrined at his defeat, but I think he is pleased to still be alive. I also spoke with the doctors about Glynis, who they say may have turned the corner. She is still in a coma, but her body is healing."

Phelan smiled. "I am pleased they will live. My thanks for the news."

The ilKhan smiled politely. "I am glad if it eases your mind. Of course, Conal Ward accuses you of treachery in winning the last fight the way you did. He wanted me to bring it to the adjudication of the Clan Council, but I overruled him. I pointed out that you had the choice of style in the decision, and that you acted within the letter of the law surrounding Bloodright contests."

The younger MechWarrior sighed. "So Conal has branded me a cheat as well as a freebirth? I suppose he wanted me killed and Lajos placed in the contest in my stead? Is he so worried that Vlad may not be able to beat me?"

The ilKhan suppressed a grin. "Conal has been most vocal about your perfidy, but Lajos is in no condition to fight. I told Conal that someone from House Ward would certainly nominate Lajos in the next Bloodright for a Ward Bloodname, so he has not been damaged."

"As for Conal being worried about Vlad, I would not place too much stock in that idea." Ulric stoked his goatee. "The two people fighting for the chance to oppose Vlad in the next round have managed to kill each other, so he has a bye. As of now, Vlad is in the final battle, barring death or injury on the battlefield."

"That will never happen." Phelan shook his head. "My luck is not that good."

"No, indeed." The ilKhan pointed at the computer on Phelan's desk. "Now, what is this about a possible solution to the mystery of Anastasius Focht? Tell me everything so I can follow your reasoning."

The young MechWarrior glanced down at his notes, taking a moment to mentally compose what he was going to say. "The way I began was with the base Gus Michaels created before you sent him off to Alyina. From that, Focht would be, at most, one hundred years old. He seems obviously male, but the possibility of a sex-change was not discounted. The lost eye is a possible battle injury. Though it would have ended his career as a fighting soldier, he could still continue in a command capacity. We also know that he first surfaced in ComStar a dozen years ago, speaks German like a native of the Lyran Commonwealth, and that he may have spent some time at the Nagelring. Focht also told me he met my father once."

"Not much to go on," Ulric said quietly.

"True, but it was enough to get started. Knowing Focht is an alias, or at least operating from that assumption, I ran the records for every cadet and graduate of the Nagelring from the last eighty years. Screening them for height and other Bertillon measurements, that brought me down to just over a thousand candidates."

The ilKhan leaned forward with interest, clasping his hands around one knee. "You cross-referenced thos& individuals with their careers to see who had lived or died in combat, quiaff?"

"Aff, my Khan. We included those listed as missing in action, even if they were lost in skirmishes well before the Fourth Succession War. The Fourth War cost us all but a few candidates, and follow-up on those individuals led to a dead end. Nothing."

Phelan tapped the computer screen with a knuckle. "That made me wonder about the search parameters we'd put into the program-sifting data. I ran up another set of search parameters to check for a known quantity: me. I had the computer search for me in the same way it looked for whoever Focht might be."

"And?"

"It came up blank!" Phelan's smile broadened. "I enlarged the search parameters by deleting the Bertillon stuff and adding the Kell surname. It came up with my father, but ignored me and my uncle Patrick. That was because, according to the ComStar and Lyrcom data sets we're using, Patrick and I are dead."

"But you are alive. So, it would appear, is the Precentor Martial." Ulric tugged reflectively on his goatee. "You changed the search parameters, quiaff?"

"Aff. I stayed with our core of a thousand candidates and started filtering for wild cards. Focht once mentioned staying at the Lestrade estate on Summer, so I sorted for individuals who had served in units stationed on Summer or folks connected in some way with Aldo Lestrade. That cut our pool by half."

Phelan counted down on his fingers. "A comment Focht once made led me to believe he'd lost his eye in the Fourth Succession War. As I'd already checked all the people who had survived the war, I concentrated on the dead and missing from that war. I also tried to cross-correlate into the equation any contacts with my father or joint service with him. By mistake, I also included social contacts in that latter line of code—I'd copied it from the Lestrade parameters and just changed the name—and got a most interesting narrowing of candidates.

"Significantly, all were listed as either dead or missing in action."

The ilKhan leaned forward as Phelan's story unfolded. "You worked to verify the deaths of those on the list, quiaff?"

The MechWarrior nodded. "Death certificates, autopsy reports, gravestones, whatever. The genealogical data base we picked up from Domain helped enormously. While looking through it, I found a nice little memorial marker for myself on Arc-Royal."

Though Phelan tried to make the comment come off irreverently, the words caught in his throat. It wasn't being thought dead that bothered him so much as the thought of the grief it must be causing his family. The Wolf Clan had very much become his new family, but he still loved his blood relations and regretted any pain they suffered on his account.

"I cannot imagine that was a pleasant experience, Phelan."

"It was not, ilKhan, but fortunately, it sparked a memory." Phelan punched a request for data into the computer and the image of a great marble and granite mausoleum appeared on the screen. Carved into the black marble and outlined with gold leaf was the word "Steiner."

"After Archon Katrina Steiner died, I was present at her funeral. She was interred in the family crypt along with other Steiners of note. I recall hearing, at the time, that one of the memorial plaques in the tomb marked an empty casket. If not for that bit of family gossip, I think I would have dismissed my best candidate."

Phelan punched up another data request and a picture appeared on the screen. "This is the man I believe to be the Precentor Martial. He studied for three years at the Nagelring, but transferred to and graduated from Sanglamore on Skye. It was during his time in Skye that he first came to the attention of the Lestrade family and they cultivated his friendship. He commanded both the Seventh Lyran Guards and the Tenth Lyran Guards, which rumor says may be Victor Davion's current unit. The next Archon often emerges from the Tenth Guards, and our man was a likely candidate at that time.

"His claim to the title had to be put on hold, however, when Katrina Steiner successfully rebelled against Alessandro Steiner, putting her on the throne. It was at that point in Focht's life that Aldo Lestrade became a major influence. Aldo was adept at political intrigues, including the planning and execution of several assassination attempts against Archon Katrina. The last of these came in the middle of the Fourth Succession War."

The ilKhan nodded. "What of his military career? What sort of commander was he?"

Phelan punched another key. "He was a fine leader. His men called him 'the Hammer' because of his predilection for concentrating firepower on specific targets. He was particularly effective against the Kuritans, whose old strategy used to involve numerous single, small-unit actions. In his one or two engagements against the Free Worlds League, he showed an understanding of the tactics of highly mobile forces, but he still strove to get his foes into a position where he could pound them into submission."

"It is a rare commander who will alter his tactics to suit his foes," said Ulric. "His ability to do so—and what he observed of our tactics—make him very dangerous."

"I concur, ilKhan." Phelan chewed on his lower lip. "The one anomaly here is that this man was considered incapable of subtlety, but that does not seem to be true of Focht. He seems to have learned some new tricks in this new incarnation."

"Do you believe him capable of treachery?"

Phelan frowned. Well, he did ask me to spy on the Clans for him, but accepted my refusal after I became a member of the Warrior Caste. "I think he is a warrior first and foremost, ilKhan. Because of Lestrade's political meddling, he and his unit were assigned to a suicide mission during the Fourth Succession War. He acquitted himself well, in the end surrendering to Theodore Kurita to save the lives of his men. His assault broke the Combine's planned counterstrike into the Isle of Skye. It is believed that Theodore executed him."

The ilKhan stood, his face a study in thought. "Age and coloration are correct. Training is correct and his military background is suitable for the position he now occupies. What I have seen of his ability at tactical and strategic analysis certainly matches his background. Have you anything that casts doubt on your conclusion?"

Phelan shrugged. "Well, he could be mouldering in a grave on Dromini VI for all I know, but he is the best candidate we have. Except for the fact that he is supposed to be dead, he fits perfectly with Anastasius Focht."

Ulric nodded. "Very well. We will operate on the assumption you are correct. Prepare me a full briefing file on him and the other four top candidates. I need it tonight. You will brief the other analysts tomorrow."

Phelan raised an eyebrow. "I have more checks to run. Why so quickly?"

"Because, Phelan," the ilKhan said with a smile, "I want everyone briefed before the Precentor Martial joins up with us in three days to bargain away the future of ComStar."
I can't tell you what the exact pages are since my copy of Lost Destiny is in .RTF format, but it looks like those passages are from chapters 13 and 22, respectively.
 
I don't know why it didn't hit me until reading this just now the quiaff/quineg as explicitly guided rhetorical question markers are about the most autistic neologism I've ever seen.

"Why do we have to say these things?"

"The ilKhan... You know he has face blindness and misses social cues."
 
We already do it in English by tacking yes? or no? to the end of a sentence, it doesn't strike me as that weird. Beyond the usual dumbness of the made up clan vocabulary, at least.
 
We already do it in English by tacking yes? or no? to the end of a sentence, it doesn't strike me as that weird. Beyond the usual dumbness of the made up clan vocabulary, at least.
Just remember that "Quiaff, sibkin?" is the Clan equivalent of "Innit, bruv?"

EDIT: To continue on with my earlier post about BT surgery, there's this from Chapter 43 of Warrior; Coupe:
James slipped through the hatchway quickly and shut it behind him. He doffed the jetpack and mirrored helmet he'd worn during his trip over. In the muted yellow glow of the docking arm's safety lights, he caught a reflection of his own face. His right hand rose involuntarily to touch the corner of his eye. Despite having worn this surgically altered face for a month, he was still not used to the almond eyes, black hair, and bronzed skin.

It never occurred to him that he would have preferred to die wearing his own face. As an orphan raised by and for Loki, his conception of self had been inexorably linked with the fate of the Lyran Commonwealth. He thought of himself as nothing more than a white blood cell whose mission was to do whatever was necessary to protect the health of the state. His success—and he harbored no doubts of it—would save the Commonwealth. That he would have to die to succeed meant nothing because the Commonwealth had given him everything. How could he refuse to return to it all that he was?

Stripping off his gloves and discarding them, James pushed off the hull and floated through the arm toward the second atmospheric bulkhead. Reaching it, he again used his key to open the small hatch built into the giant airlock's bulkhead. Slipping through that hatch, James closed it, then straightened up. He made sure his uniform hung right, then surveyed the interior of the ship's drive section.

Like a long, slender balloon twisted into sausage-like segments, seven helium tanks surrounded the length of the Kearny-Fuchida drive. This discovery caused James a moment of annoyance because intelligence had reported that the Samayou Hito had not been refitted with sequenced tanks but still had one long, all-encompassing helium system. As his mission called for him to blow the helium tanks—crippling the JumpShip without destroying the irreplaceable K-F drive—this refitting made things difficult.

Operating on the principle that people do not question those who know what they are doing, he kicked off the hull and floated directly toward and under the nearest helium tank. He located the welded seam running the length of the tank and pulled a lump of gray explosive from the tool pouch on his belt. Into the center of it, he pressed a titanium shoe. Taking special care that the hollowed bottom of the shoe was filled with plastique, he molded the whole packet of explosive to the tank's steel flesh. Then he drew a small digital triggering device from his left breast pocket and pressed it into the gray lump. He set the timer for a hour and locked it so it could only be overridden by the control module built into his belt buckle.

James completed the same operation with three more tanks before they found him. A guard demanded that he come out from beneath the tank and present his identification papers. In reply, James set the timer on the lump of explosive in his hand to eight seconds, wadded it all up into a ball, and bounced it off the hull toward the guard.

The explosion sent a sharp Shockwave through the zero-gravity atmosphere, slamming James down into the hull. Through the red haze and scraps of cloth that had been the guard, James saw two more security officers right themselves and dive toward him.

James smiled and slapped his belt buckle. Explosions filled the engine chamber with fire and whirling shards of hot metal. Thick gouts of white fog flooded the atmosphere as liquid helium gushed through the gaping holes in the tanks. The Kurita astechs and guards screamed as an icy wave swept over them and immortalized the terrors of their last moments.

James, whose frozen body fragmented when the wave carried it against the hull, could not have imagined dying happier, no matter whose face he wore.
Now yeah, that's Loki, but if they're willing and able to turn guys Japanese for suicidal infiltration missions, ComStar turning Frederick Steiner into someone else to disguise him for the rest of his life is quite reasonable by comparison, especially since this is ComStar after all.
 
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Apparently Bryan Young is running his mouth and saying Anastasius Focht is a troon.
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Of course, this is all bullshit, and he's talking nonsense, but I have to give him credit for making GW's recent gaslighting seem tame in comparison.
For context, a simple skimming of good old SARNA before they rush to change it, from the 1987 House Steiner book,
a portrait of pre-Comstar prisoner Frederick Steiner:
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And the most recent portrait of Anastasius from the 2020 book Battletech Legends:
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Which while looking as good as most trannies, is not the point. Also the artist for Legends was fucking terrible, so its not the best look.
And finally, a portrait from the 1992 Comstar book:
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Point is, Bryan is trying to kowtow to the faggots at Catalyst and their wretched sub-reddit with utter horseshit. Treat him like all the other BT authors except Blain Pardoe, only because he is no longer involved in the trainwreck that is modern Battletech.
The man is a fucking writer and doesn't even understand what "Implied" means.
 
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