Smashed & Slamed
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- Joined
- Jul 4, 2022
My friend used to joke about delayed pain response. We used to run lights together and one of us was the ECM bitch. The game was to get behind a LRM boat and count how much damage/time it took for them to start turning around to face us. Winner were multiple Direwolves that didn't do anything as we cored out their anus.I don't know what it is but holy shit Assault mech players are braindead. "Oh I'm getting melted from behind, let me just continue to stare at this corner. Why am I dead? Oh we're getting flanked? But the enemy might also come this way even though the vast majority of them are confirmed to be the other way, so I'm staying. Hey why are we getting flanked?" Makes me never want to touch an Assault mech again because I'd be associated with these retards.
Also a fun build for psychological warfare is the Jihadvelin. Take a Javelin 10P. Fill it with rocket launchers and only rocket launchers. Bigest engine you can find, no back up weapons. Perk it for mobility. Turn on heat override.
You now have a mech that can easily alpha strike the rear CT of any assault in game. You will also die upon firing your rockets. You will die so quickly that if you do kill an enemy, your warhorn will not have the time to fully play the soundbite.
Bonus points for running a light lance with at least 1 ECM bitch for maximum surprise butsecs.