Artcow Blobby and Friends / The new adventures of Blobby the Blobfish, Monkey and Lily - When the exploded dead fish makes political statements, has underwear merch for everyday social injustice

[Neurotypical Mantis]

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Didn't Blobby just ask the same question twice?

i think he was rephrasing

 

[Flaming Insignias]

i think he was rephrasing

Yeah, that one just seems normal to me, the first question is met with confusion so you say it again with more explicit language. For once, Blobby made a mostly normal comic about semi-relatable behavior such as enjoying certain kinds of food even when you know it doesn't agree with you.

 

[Cap-tan]

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Notice how blobby is not described as hot.

 

[FinnSven]

In their minds, "drawing attention" is all they need to do to be good people. It's not their job to find solutions!

It's like those really shitty Christians who tell people on the street they're going to Hell, then consider it a job well done because they spread the Gospel.

It is because they don't have the guts to come up with a final solution.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

They made the chink jew dyke appear somewhat attractive and feminine in this strip which automatically makes her more endearing. Must have been done by accident.

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[Grand Duke Snowfall]

I’m a little surprised no one’s really talked about Monkey…okay, not really, because he’s really boring and pointless.

Spoiler

 

[ASeabear8952]

Yeah I was perplexed as to who Monkey even was at first because he’s barely even in it. If you look earlier in the thread I thought he was just Blobby in some sort of costume.

 

[Colon capital V]

I’m a little surprised no one’s really talked about Monkey…okay, not really, because he’s really boring and pointless.

Spoiler

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I'm glad we came full circle from scat edits into one comic having the punchline being scat

 

[Colonel Gaddafi]

Tbf they probably assumed you put a bomb in the phone or set it up as a detonator to make an accomplice, I wouldn't feel comfortable with some little browno shuffling up and fishing my electronic device out of their sack, smiling and going "here you go friend ALALLALA"

Considering the fact that they described me as ‘that white mo’fuka’ to the security guard, I’d be inclined doubt it.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I'm glad we came full circle from scat edits into one comic having the punchline being scat

I'm an immature sped who loves scatological jokes, but not even I can see where the funny is.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Notice how blobby is not described as hot.

I like how that is canon.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Spoiler: monkey edit

 

[MarineN*423543]

I’m a little surprised no one’s really talked about Monkey…okay, not really, because he’s really boring and pointless.

Spoiler

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and the joke is?

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

I’m a little surprised no one’s really talked about Monkey…okay, not really, because he’s really boring and pointless.

Spoiler

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There's actually two more characters, Roly Poly and Water Bear. The only appearance they make is in the form of merchandise from their store, Uncute.


Which begs the question of why bother making merchandise for characters that end up never being used. At least the Purritos merch makes sense, even if they had a short run.

 

[Adoring Fan]

Which begs the question of why bother making merchandise for characters that end up never being used. At least the Purritos merch makes sense, even if they had a short run.

They don't care if they never use the characters they make merchandise for, people are most likely going to buy it anyways based on the cute factor alone.

 

[Niggerphobe]

There's actually two more characters, Roly Poly and Water Bear. The only appearance they make is in the form of merchandise from their store, Uncute.
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Which begs the question of why bother making merchandise for characters that end up never being used. At least the Purritos merch makes sense, even if they had a short run.

They did appear in two comics

 

[Grand Duke Snowfall]

There's actually two more characters, Roly Poly and Water Bear. The only appearance they make is in the form of merchandise from their store, Uncute.
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Which begs the question of why bother making merchandise for characters that end up never being used. At least the Purritos merch makes sense, even if they had a short run.

Water bear was in a few of Charlie’s dreams when I looked, and Roly Poly was in a few to look cute and make Blobby jealous. Honestly, when this comic isn’t preaching morals down your throat, it’s just being saccharine and boring. Like a lot of webcomics these days.

 

[Cap-tan]

I thought the gay guy was the one named "Monkey". I see now that that lump is supposed to be a proboscis monkey.

 

[Polentic]

I thought the gay guy was the one named "Monkey".

I thought the black woman was the monkey. Was confused but now my bigoted eyes have been widened.
Anyways

Spoiler: omg null

 

[umami's milk]

lol Catbug ripoff

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Close but no cigar, Blobby.
Perhaps if they spent less money on overpriced depop trash and more on basic necessities, she wouldn't be in this situation.