Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Maggots on a Train v2]

Moviebob raging out on the idea that any character would dream of a safe, tidy home with adequate furnishings for a family. Much more ambitious to live alone in a fucking basement and churn out derivative meta media.

It wouldn't be sad, because Bob gets what he deserves, but there are thousands of other people telling the same sort of shit to young people, and heaping shame on their families for existing as normal people. The only good part is that Bob won't accidentally knock up some woman and then resentfully force her to raise a kid in a basement.

 

[Bolo_the_Second]

Hey, for fairness, I saw on the @JayHarrison post that the family did try to buy the Goat back, so that is my bad, I missed that.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Moviebob raging out on the idea that any character would dream of a safe, tidy home with adequate furnishings for a family. Much more ambitious to live alone in a fucking basement and churn out derivative meta media.

It wouldn't be sad, because Bob gets what he deserves, but there are thousands of other people telling the same sort of shit to young people, and heaping shame their families for existing as normal people. The only good part is that Bob won't accidentally knock up some woman and then resentfully force her to raise a kid in a basement.

I can see Bob wishing he could have the nice house and family but knows he will never accomplish those things. He only ever had the money for a shitty basement apartment, not a house. He can only tip waitresses at Hooters, not get an actual date. And as his Patreon drops further and his body ages into an even uglier mess, his chances of success are even slimmer than before.

So, rather than admit he fucked himself over, it's easier to lash out at those who want those things because then he can feel superior.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Bobby admits that liberals are sheltered, rich, and hedonistic.

I just want to point out that these are two sheltered unmarried* 40+ year old dead career "liberal" shut-ins who went to college over 20 years ago and spend all day tweeting, one of whom just said they went to multiple "politics camps" as a teenager, talking about how they think "Republicans/right-wingers" can't operate in social spaces in the slightest because they seriously can't fathom that people with opposite politics can be friends, hookup or anything beyond that even though this is far more the norm than is casting out everyone in your life who deviates from your personal extreme ideological views in any way.

(btw her website doesn't work lol)


*

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

He probably resents it because he'll never own his own house or have his own loving family.

I wanna say in his National Lampoon's Vacation Really That Good vid he spends a good amount of time talking about how the movie was a lampoon on the idea of the happy nuclear family and the promised house with the picket fence. In his Die Hard Really That Good he suggest part of the success of the movie because in the 80's there was a push by conservatives to turn from the excess of the 80's and return to the idealized 50's. John McClane, you see, is up against not only terrorists but the evils of LA that completely clash with his family man sensibilities including his wife being a career woman with shoulder pads. I think his distaste for it is a mixture of him never obtaining it, I'm willing to bet his own fault despite all of the turmoil he would've faced since the turn of the millennium, and it being something that conservatives root for.

 

[Positron]

So is Bobby throwing a fit over losing his Checkmark?

Given Musk had said Twitter would cancel the legacy Blue at least back in December, I bet it is just another false alarm.



Manhattan court decides to indict Trump based on the claims of some prostitute.

It is right to pray for Trump, but Nick Adams should have some class and quote some of the imprecatory Psalms.





Laura Ingraham points out the emptiness of Biden's platitude about "unity".


Of course the triple brackets are behind this.


DeSantis recognizes the role of the formerly-Chosen people too.


The prostitute Amber Heard abused her client Johnny Depp because she is a poor, suffering woman you see? If you blame her you're just a gaslighter.

---

DeSantis.



If Joe Biden is deemed qualified, I can't see why Lauren Boebert isn't.


If Trump supporters protest like the French do, or indeed like Ferguson, wouldn't it be... terrorism and insurrection?

Finland joins NATO; all Bobby thinks about is make-belief.

"SISU movie" is some grindhouse fare about a Finn violently killing nazis.

Someone baked the cake for Megan Hunt, who trooned out her daughter at the age of 11.

Let's see who would Hunt's fillibustering benefit: would it be felons like Tony Reed?

AOC does another show for the benefit of her fans:

If AOC doesn't want to share a space with someone who hold a different political opinion, then being a politico is not a job for her and she should resign. Fortunately, as I just said, it is just a show


See how they smile? No hard feelings!


Bobby should teach Big Al some media analysis.

Mano a mano

It is the perfect time to post footage of transsexuals being violent, isn't it?

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Sky Daddy

The Earthly agents of Sky Daddy say sorry to Canuck Injuns (archive of article)


About that goaty business. The fair cites fairness as the reason they cannot entertain the family's request. Bobby thinks it is evil to teach children anything that might hurt their fee fees, because it is
what non-people, such as Republican Christians, do.


Arkle describes Bobby and himself.


Musk

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In the grand scheme of things, MCU is a very small part of The Rat.



But do Black Widow and Stark dismiss other capeshitters like She-Woke does? This is an earnest question; I know nothing about capeshit.


No one talks about "Wokcaine Bear" because no one but you remembers that gag movie. The gag is old the moment it was made.

Nobody is offended by your show; we just find it homophobic and transphobic.




Dob Chipman:

I don't think this is what Pieta looks like; I don't think comic book artists know what Pieta looks like.

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The Recount made that shit up: it is impossible to see or hear what Paltrow said.

Walter Chaw thinks someone famous plagerized him.


Cartoons.


The Mario movie is sacred to Bobby; even the thought of earning money from it is blasphemous.






Big Tits's American handler salivates over big assed prostitute, and he projects it on "Chinese boys".

Chinks are not sexually attracted to baboons.


The Twitter account is obviously managed by her PR team, retard.

Allow me to indulge in a little personal story. Enya was my early music crush; Watermark was the first CD I bought with my own money. Unfortunately -- and unknown to me at that time -- Enya is a person who has so little musical curiosity that she simply cannot open her musical horizons. I had dreamt that a collaboration between her and Wim Mertens or Michael Nyman would be marvelous, but of course it would never happen. Three albums latter I have stopped caring about what she did. Still, you can't stop having a lingering affetion for your puppy love. I just bought this yesterday.


It cost me $0.25 USD.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

DeSantis recognizes the role of the formerly-Chosen people too.

Bob thinks Manhattan is a branch of the federal government.

 

[JayHarrison]

Democrat privilege is no myth, folks.

Manhattan court decides to indict Trump based on the claims of some prostitute.

Again, Democrat privilege is no myth.

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Go fuck yourself, Bob.

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Laura Ingraham points out the emptiness of Biden's platitude about "unity".

Remind me to which party John Wilkes Booth associated upon killing Lincoln. Here's a hint: Its mascot is a donkey.

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If Joe Biden is deemed qualified, I can't see why Lauren Boebert isn't.

As if Misogynistbob is qualified to speak on the matter.

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If Trump supporters protest like the French do, or indeed like Ferguson, wouldn't it be... terrorism and insurrection?

Leftoid logic: Riots in which the Antifa and Black Lives (Don't Really) Matter cults burn businesses down are considered "peaceful protests"; non-violent protests in which citizens decry policies that are seen as legitimately oppressive are deemed insurrections.

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AOC does another show for the benefit of her fans:

If AOC doesn't want to share a space with someone who hold a different political opinion, then being a politico is not a job for her and she should resign. Fortunately, as I just said, it is just a show

And if AOC were to ask Moviebob to jump, Bob would happily ask "from where, m'lady?"

---

Again, Moviebob doesn't realize that people who aren't given access to guns are going to find other ways to cause mass injuries/fatalities.

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About that goaty business. The fair cites fairness as the reason they cannot entertain the family's request. Bobby thinks it is evil to teach children anything that might hurt their fee fees, because it is what non-people, such as Republican Christians, do.

As if Moviebob gives a flying fuck about the child's feelings. If the child's parents were outed as Trump voters, Bob would be laughing non-stop at the child's misfortune.

This is, effectively, Moviebob sticking fingers in the years while shrieking, "La-la-la-la-la, can't hear you!"

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Arkle describes Bobby and himself.

Nothing to add, so that's all, folks!

 

[King Dead]

Yeah, no shock Bob's having a field day over Trump's indictment. I hope it gets thrown out and he has to eat crow, but we're in full Clown World now, so who the fuck knows what's going to happen.

I'd rather see a comparison of mass shooters with and without mental issues. There's a much bigger overlap with troons there, and that would paint a much different picture, one that they'd really like to avoid talking about.

About that goaty business. The fair cites fairness as the reason they cannot entertain the family's request. Bobby thinks it is evil to teach children anything that might hurt their fee fees, because it is
what non-people, such as Republican Christians, do.


Arkle describes Bobby and himself.

I honestly don't know where Bob gets this ridiculous stereotype of evil Christians from, because all the families I know of from my churches over the years have been anything but cruel. Sure, if their kids were doing something stupid, they'd get reprimanded, but that was the extent of it. They were certainly never willfully trying to make children suffer to prove a point about the struggles of life; it's something that we all have to learn sooner or later, but most Christians are not going around abusing children just to do that. Methinks Bobby was told "no" a few too many times from others in the church around him (certainly not his parents), and that's colored his opinions ever since.

That said, these morons continue to paint the fair organizers as the bad guys without once questioning whether the parents have any blame in letting the matter get to this point. Reading the article, they only had the goat for less than two months before they put it up for auction, which is certainly enough time for a child to bond with it, but it wasn't like a lifelong pet or anything. Again, they knew it was going to auctioned off to be eaten going into it, so it's entirely their fault for letting things get to this point. They made the choice to steal property that was legally no longer their own, and now they need to face the consequences for it.

The article even says that they got in touch with the office of the state senator that bought the goat, who said they'd be fine with saving it from the slaughterhouse and would probably have sold it back to them if they had the opportunity. But Bob goes full "Republican bad" and refuses to have even an ounce of critical thinking ability, so he's the real enemy in this story.

Let this be a lesson: livestock are not pets, they're food.

The Mario movie is sacred to Bobby; even the thought of earning money from it is blasphemous.

How much money could Bob possibly have lost not covering a single movie? Let's do some basic analysis.

According to this article, while the general rate on YouTube is about $0.12/view, due to ad blockers and people skipping longer ads, the actual rate is closer to $0.005/view. So for every 1000 views, the average channel is making about $5. Obviously there are a lot of factors at play that make the true rates difficult to discern, but we'll use it as a rough estimate.

Bob's videos have absolutely anemic view counts. If it's capeshit, it's usually about 30-40k views; if it's not, it's lucky to break 20k. He put out a Mario video recently that did 26k views, so going by those numbers above, that's $130. That's barely a day of work at an average retail job. "A LOT of money" my ass.

This is why most channels rely on sponsorships and Patreon, but Bob isn't getting offered any of the former and his latter is slowly trickling downward. Bob desperately wants to avoid going back to the dead end jobs he thought he'd clawed his way from, but the Superior Thinker is probably heading that way in time.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Up here in the Land of the Leaf, we have something called 4-H
IDK if they have something like it in USA, but in leafland 4-H, kids are under no illusions about what's going to happen to their animal (particularly in the 4-H Beef division).

I mean, what did these idiots THINK was going to happen to the goat? Goats are livestock. It was either an eating-goat, or a milking goat, and since I'm pretty sure the goat is male, my money's on eating-goat.

Bob's triple retarded here. He happily chews on overcooked underseasoned discount dave & busters tenderloin, but where the fuck does he think that comes from? Slaughtered animal (cow)!
Or is Bob just such a fucktard that he doesn't realize goats can be eaten? I mean if this idjit spent any time at all with ethnic muslims, he'd fucking know about eating goats. Or does he just only give a fuck that some little kid (who for all he knows could be a budding MAGAnaiseghoulen herself, after all look who their Rep is!) is sad that the goat's going to die cuz she treated it like a damn housepet?

How is a dude, who spent good money so he could get some delicious goat meat (that stuff's not in stores most of the time unless you know a good halal butcher or live in an area with lotsa muslims) "not a person" by this act alone (besides being a Red Wasteland Ghoul of Wrongthink)? This must mean Bob's not a person because he eats poorly prepared steak, chicken abortions, and desecrated bird meat.
But yeah, opinions don't make a person not-a-person. Unless Bob wants to argue that legit cereal-killer psychopaths have forfeited their humanity and thus he'd be A-OK with them getting The Chair . I wonder if Elmo will finally strike Bob's twitter account for blatant abuse of terms of service violations?

 

[Koby_Fish]

I honestly don't know where Bob gets this ridiculous stereotype of evil Christians from, because all the families I know of from my churches over the years have been anything but cruel. Sure, if their kids were doing something stupid, they'd get reprimanded, but that was the extent of it. They were certainly never willfully trying to make children suffer to prove a point about the struggles of life; it's something that we all have to learn sooner or later, but most Christians are not going around abusing children just to do that. Methinks Bobby was told "no" a few too many times from others in the church around him (certainly not his parents), and that's colored his opinions ever since.

Honestly, I think Bob gets it from two places. First, he has a problem with Authority, so of course he's gonna have a problem with Sky Daddy . That's the ultimate authority, and if that doesn't exist, he gets off scot-free to do what he wants. Christians are just kill-joys whose opinions on politics are meant to ruin Bob's life/fun/whatever.

Second, he's either heard about IRL (but from whom?!) or from mutuals online (twitter etc) who have grown up in narcissistic families that just happen to be religious, and those people ARE cruel. Bob just doesn't understand that they're not cruel because they're religious - they're cruel because they're sadistic, disordered Cluster B Clusterfucks/Narcissists/Sadists/Borderlines/full-on Psychopaths.

 

[Positron]

Remember most of Bobby's mutual are trannies, and they are fountains of stories of abuse.

 

[BetterFuckChuck]

I was thinking about Bob's hatred of Halo recently and how he clearly has never played it. As well as how it bled into other arguments he mad about it. Including:
-his belief that the spartans are portrayed as a good thing and nazilike due to the changing of the eyes into blue. the spartan program is not a good thing, it's a child soldier, torture program that is a source of angst for chief and a way of morally greying up the human side
-the covenant arent a diverse group of enemies, they enforce a strict caste system to keep their elites in power and are religious fundamentalists. you play and encounter good covenant members, they are never dehumanized they are instead treated as an enemy force in which you do have sympathy for them and want both of our heroes to stop the elites to put an end to the war for both the armies' sakes
-he made an argument that mega man is a more rich property because there's not a direction inspiration for it, whereas halo's is obvious: starship troopers. halo is not based off of starship troopers, it's based off of james cameron's aliens. and megaman is based off astro boy
I know it's unrelated and ive only played a little of halo but thats my take on his takes. i think he should give things a chance, but i also feel a big problem is while Bob pays lip service to socialist ideas he is not a socialist. he's a liberal fascist. so all his takes reject any class analysis because he only sees socialist systems or any form of government as beneficial not because they will lift up workers but because the industrial progress might get him a slighter higher tech tomb to be shot into the sun with

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

I can see Bob wishing he could have the nice house and family but knows he will never accomplish those things. He only ever had the money for a shitty basement apartment, not a house. He can only tip waitresses at Hooters, not get an actual date. And as his Patreon drops further and his body ages into an even uglier mess, his chances of success are even slimmer than before.

So, rather than admit he fucked himself over, it's easier to lash out at those who want those things because then he can feel superior.

The more of a scene these types of people make in denouncing normal lives, the more I think they are trying to avoid admitting that they have ever fallen short on any level. Which is the complete opposite of the kind of person who really does lead an oddball life, and just doesn't give a fuck.

 

[JayHarrison]

Up here in the Land of the Leaf, we have something called 4-H
IDK if they have something like it in USA

We have the 4-H Clubs here in America, too.

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With news of Donald Trump being indicted in New York paying a porn star hush money or... something else, Trump supporters stand along a causeway near Mar-a-Lago, Florida. Not surprisingly, Moviebob once again condones mass murder... (I'm too lazy to get a screenshot at this time.)

 

[dzonatan]

The more of a scene these types of people make in denouncing normal lives, the more I think they are trying to avoid admitting that they have ever fallen short on any level. Which is the complete opposite of the kind of person who really does lead an oddball life, and just doesn't give a fuck.

Hit the nail on the head. Genuine wierdos just piss off to their own corner and mind their own business while putting up the bare minimum to have some semblance of peaceful co-existence with the larger society. Ultimately they have a reasonably peaceful life because they don't have an ideology that demands an active enemy for which they need to constantly dedicate part of their resources or mental bandwidth.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The prostitute Amber Heard abused her client Johnny Depp because she is a poor, suffering woman you see? If you blame her you're just a gaslighter.

and besides, I'm sure she could make a tidy sum writing about it in the Guardian for the next few years

Or is Bob just such a fucktard that he doesn't realize goats can be eaten? I mean if this idjit spent any time at all with ethnic muslims, he'd fucking know about eating goats.

they're very popular with Jamaicans as well

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm gonna tell you a secret about guns in Japan Blob, sit on my lap: Yakuza have them, and there are shotguns you can buy (with tons of paperwork) for hunting. Yes, even in GLORIOUS NIPPION, they have fucking guns. Infact they export pretty good sporting rifles; Howa

Howa 1500 Hogue Olive Drab Bolt Action Rifle 6.5 Creedmoor 22in - With Black Vortex Diamondback Tactical Scope

Howa 1500 Hogue Olive Drab Bolt Action Rifle 6.5 Creedmoor 22in - With Black Vortex Diamondback Tactical Scope - The Hogue Rifle is an out-of-the-box rifle for hunts and target shooters alike. The Hogue Rifle features a Hogue pillar bedded overmolded stock for superior fit, function and...

www.sportsmans.com

Made in Japan bitch. The guy only made a gun to get around the paperwork, which is why gun control is GAY

The prostitute Amber Heard abused her client Johnny Depp because she is a poor, suffering woman you see? If you blame her you're just a gaslighter.

Isn't Johnny taking this bitch to court again? How much proof do you niggers need?

If Trump supporters protest like the French do, or indeed like Ferguson, wouldn't it be... terrorism and insurrection?

Either riots are OK or none of them are, pick your poison Blob. To me it just looks like the French Fries being French.

Musk

You... you do realize he builds rockets and has government contracts for said rockets. Starship anyone? You know the one going to the moon and then mars??

Or what about the Falcon series, still unmatched in cost efficiency in putting satellites in orbit than any of its competitors? Twitter was always a pet project.

The Mario movie is sacred to Bobby; even the thought of earning money from it is blasphemous.

Bob I'm going to see the Mario movie for Nostalgia's sake, and it seems fun, but you don't see me buying those Mario Legos that you want designed specifically for children unlike many of Legos offerings any more. It's just a movie bro.

I was thinking about Bob's hatred of Halo recently and how he clearly has never played it. As well as how it bled into other arguments he mad about it. Including:
-his belief that the spartans are portrayed as a good thing and nazilike due to the changing of the eyes into blue. the spartan program is not a good thing, it's a child soldier, torture program that is a source of angst for chief and a way of morally greying up the human side
-the covenant arent a diverse group of enemies, they enforce a strict caste system to keep their elites in power and are religious fundamentalists. you play and encounter good covenant members, they are never dehumanized they are instead treated as an enemy force in which you do have sympathy for them and want both of our heroes to stop the elites to put an end to the war for both the armies' sakes
-he made an argument that mega man is a more rich property because there's not a direction inspiration for it, whereas halo's is obvious: starship troopers. halo is not based off of starship troopers, it's based off of james cameron's aliens. and megaman is based off astro boy
I know it's unrelated and ive only played a little of halo but thats my take on his takes. i think he should give things a chance, but i also feel a big problem is while Bob pays lip service to socialist ideas he is not a socialist. he's a liberal fascist. so all his takes reject any class analysis because he only sees socialist systems or any form of government as beneficial not because they will lift up workers but because the industrial progress might get him a slighter higher tech tomb to be shot into the sun with

Halo was my childhood, it is EXTREMELY rich; 343 has horribly mismanaged the games post 4 (not the books and Halo Wars 2, those are good). His assessments are wrong. The spartans were a nessicary evil, created to stop the Insurrection that was threatening to rip humanity apart, and if the program hadn't been started, the Covenant would have wiped them the fuck out. The TV show was horrible, a travesty. Play the games Bob and learn.

 

[Imposteroak]

About that goaty business. The fair cites fairness as the reason they cannot entertain the family's request. Bobby thinks it is evil to teach children anything that might hurt their fee fees, because it is
what non-people, such as Republican Christians, do.


Arkle describes Bobby and himself.

In case anyone was as confused as I was with all the conflicting commentary. A rep of the senator bought some goat that was gonna emd up at a community bbq whatever that entails. Family tries to pull out before bidding begins against the fairs rules. Eventually family gets in contact with the senators office and as far as I can tell was fine with just getting the money back and not slaughtering the goat. The fair organizers are not into this and call the cops to get the goat. Goats exact fate unknown atm but probably was eaten.
It doesn't seem like the senator had anything to do with this after his rep bought the goat on his behalf.
The article jumps around a bit so I could see some confusion but its clear they were trying paint the fair officials in the wrong more so than the senator who probably had no clue what was going on.

 

[WelperHelper99]

In case anyone was as confused as I was with all the conflicting commentary. A rep of the senator bought some goat that was gonna emd up at a community bbq whatever that entails. Family tries to pull out before bidding begins against the fairs rules. Eventually family gets in contact with the senators office and as far as I can tell was fine with just getting the money back and not slaughtering the goat. The fair organizers are not into this and call the cops to get the goat. Goats exact fate unknown atm but probably was eaten.
It doesn't seem like the senator had anything to do with this after his rep bought the goat on his behalf.
The article jumps around a bit so I could see some confusion but its clear they were trying paint the fair officials in the wrong more so than the senator who probably had no clue what was going on.

God gave us animals to eat, that's why I bought my 300 Winchester Magnum so I could hunt anything in Utah. The goat is cute but it is livestock. As long as it was slaughtered humanely, which done privately I promise is better than a USDA Processing Plant, there's no real issue
Edit: read more on it, the fair were cunts, should have been returned, feds shouldn't have gotten involved, but I stand by that livestock is meant to be eaten, just now that this situation is fucked.