Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Positron]

With news of Donald Trump being indicted in New York paying a porn star hush money or... something else, Trump supporters stand along a causeway near Mar-a-Lago, Florida. Not surprisingly, Moviebob once again condones mass murder...

And there aren't even that many people. If thousands of people were there burning things and looting, or playing dead on the road blocking the traffic (like how "environmentalists" regularly do), I might understand Bobby's rage; with such a peaceful, purely ornamental crowd, it just shows he is a very, very sick bird.






The dispute about lockdowns was really the war between extroverts and introverts. I think most introverts would rather lockdowns didn't happen so they could have gone to their favorite haunts: cinemas, Gamestops, and libraries?

You know what true narcissists are? People who don't consider rules apply to them. People like Nancy Pelosi, who flouted the lockdown and went to get her lich hair done?

The stars do align in Bobby's favor:

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And Bobby isn't the only one overwhelmed with male rage. Rhys McKinnon is too -- because one of the altar boys of the transsexual faith supports DeSantis. It turns out that Cyd Zeiger, co-founder of the LGBT website OutSports, is outraged by the Democrats' abuse of the judicial system for the political persecution of their arch-enemy.

Another proof of the truism "Don't be an ally". Transsexuals save their worst abuse for "allies".



Grooming bullshit. Teacher feels compelled to pass the pupil's admission of gender confusion to another teacher without the kid's permission -- but not to the parents, because that would breech safeguarding principles.


Unlike what troons imagine, the Communist Party aren't cool with Capitalist degenerations like transsexualism.

It would be extreme irony if the richest woman in the world would embrace Communism anyway.

Here's the story of another failed mother.


Her tard son, age 15 (no evidence that this is a troon), has so many threats of suicide that the school counsellor is sick of his tricks. The counsellor tell he to cut it out, yet somehow the counsellor is in the wrong.


"Lying flat" is popular Chinese slang for what Americans call "layabout" or "slacker" lifestyle: young people with no school, no job, and no aspirations. They would rather play video games or watch cartoons all day.

Big Tits's brain is as big as her tits, and just as filled with silicone. The real cause of "lying flat" is One Child Policy: the sole family jewel is being provided for and pampered, just like Chip-Ma does to Bobby.

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Archive of "trolling" article.




I actually prefer the deflated version, but it might just be the extra details that give rise to realism.

 

[Mr Processor]

I was thinking about Bob's hatred of Halo recently and how he clearly has never played it. As well as how it bled into other arguments he mad about it. Including:
-his belief that the spartans are portrayed as a good thing and nazilike due to the changing of the eyes into blue. the spartan program is not a good thing, it's a child soldier, torture program that is a source of angst for chief and a way of morally greying up the human side
-the covenant arent a diverse group of enemies, they enforce a strict caste system to keep their elites in power and are religious fundamentalists. you play and encounter good covenant members, they are never dehumanized they are instead treated as an enemy force in which you do have sympathy for them and want both of our heroes to stop the elites to put an end to the war for both the armies' sakes
-he made an argument that mega man is a more rich property because there's not a direction inspiration for it, whereas halo's is obvious: starship troopers. halo is not based off of starship troopers, it's based off of james cameron's aliens. and megaman is based off astro boy
I know it's unrelated and ive only played a little of halo but thats my take on his takes. i think he should give things a chance, but i also feel a big problem is while Bob pays lip service to socialist ideas he is not a socialist. he's a liberal fascist. so all his takes reject any class analysis because he only sees socialist systems or any form of government as beneficial not because they will lift up workers but because the industrial progress might get him a slighter higher tech tomb to be shot into the sun with

There are basically 3 reasons why Bob likes Megaman more that Halo:
1. Megaman is a cute, cartoony, platformer. Halo is an FPS. MovieBob thinks FPSs are evil brainwashing tools for the US military and he's mad that they dethroned Mario (though they didn't really).
2. Megaman was on NES. The precursors of Halo started on Mac and when Halo came out the series moved to the Xbox. Bob hates the Xbox because it isn't Nintendo.
3. Megaman was on that stupid Captain N show, though the version on there was an abomination in the sight of God:

Spoiler: MovieBob thinks this is an acceptable cartoon show.

Halo, of course, was spared the indignity of being featured on this childish abomination, but thus failed to earn MovieBob's affection.

A normal gamer would understand there is no problem liking both Megaman and Halo and no need to compare two very different game series, but Bob is abnormal and not really a gamer.

 

[WelperHelper99]

And there aren't even that many people. If thousands of people were there, or if they actually playing dead on the road blocking the traffic (like how "environmentalists" regularly do), I might understand Bobby's rage; with such a purely ornamental crowd, it just shows he is a very, very sick bird.

Holy fuck Blob. Actually take meds. In fact commit yourself to a mental hospital. You're literally saying to kill protesters holding fucking signs.

Grooming bullshit. Teacher feels compelled to pass the pupil's admission of gender confusion to another teacher without the kid's permission -- but not to the parents, because that would breech safeguarding principles.

You are the reason I'm worried for my nephews, why my sister is. You should be fired. All of you.

There are basically 3 reasons why Bob likes Megaman more that Halo:
1. Megaman is a cute, cartoony, platformer. Halo is an FPS. MovieBob thinks FPSs are evil brainwashing tools for the US military and he's mad that they dethroned Mario (though they didn't really).
2. Megaman was on NES. The precursors of Halo started on Mac and when Halo came out the series moved to the Xbox. Bob hates the Xbox because it isn't Nintendo.
3. Megaman was on that stupid Captain N show, though the version on there was an abomination in the sight of God:

Mario was never dethroned, it's still selling like crazy, including the original that KEEPS getting ported. His hatred of Xbox and Halo is retarded on its face. And that cartoon is ass. At least Halo got a kickass anime special before the horrible show around 2010

 

[Mr Processor]

Mario was never dethroned, it's still selling like crazy, including the original that KEEPS getting ported. His hatred of Xbox and Halo is retarded on its face. And that cartoon is ass. At least Halo got a kickass anime special before the horrible show around 2010

Yeah, Bob is stuck in the past when FPS on console were the hip new thing so his perception was that they dethroned Mario. The reality was that both continued to do well, but, you know, Bob is retarded. I actually believe that his main reason for preferring Other M to Metroid Prime is not the sexy Team Ninja Samus design but rather the fact that Other M attempted to move the series away from FPS.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Yeah, Bob is stuck in the past when FPS on console were the hip new thing so his perception was that they dethroned Mario. The reality was that both continued to do well, but, you know, Bob is retarded. I actually believe that his main reason for preferring Other M to Metroid Prime is not the sexy Team Ninja Samus design but rather the fact that Other M attempted to move the series away from FPS.

My only experience with metroid is the original- hard fucking game, never beat it despite having it on a NES mini I snagged retail- so I'll take your word for it, but it does make sense if true, one of HIS franchises got messed with. Ah buddy, first time? Halo 4 and 5 was that on crack.

I break out that NES mini sometimes to play with the nephews, since it's got like 30 games on it INCLUDING MARIO lol. I get why people like the games and stay life long fans, it's a good brand safe platformer, but Bob acting like Halo killed it, lol no. On the GameCube, Sunshine was one of THE most popular games, released at the same time as Halo. Mario only dies when Nintendo falls

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

My only experience with metroid is the original- hard fucking game, never beat it despite having it on a NES mini I snagged retail- so I'll take your word for it, but it does make sense if true, one of HIS franchises got messed with. Ah buddy, first time? Halo 4 and 5 was that on crack.

I break out that NES mini sometimes to play with the nephews, since it's got like 30 games on it INCLUDING MARIO lol. I get why people like the games and stay life long fans, it's a good brand safe platformer, but Bob acting like Halo killed it, lol no. On the GameCube, Sunshine was one of THE most popular games, released at the same time as Halo. Mario only dies when Nintendo falls

Sunshine's fun (except for the pachinko and poison lily pad levels, those can go fuck itself) and the glitches make it great to go back to. I remember storing so many rocket jumps that Mario was still falling after I was done pissing.

 

[JayHarrison]

As someone who has no political loyalty to anyone, I just want to say, from the bottom of my hear...

Fuck you, too, Stonekettle.

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The dispute about lockdowns was really the war between extroverts and introverts. I think most introverts would rather lockdowns didn't happen so they could have gone to their favorite haunts: cinemas, Gamestops, and libraries?

You know what true narcissists are? People who don't consider rules apply to them. People like Nancy Pelosi, who flouted the lockdown and went to get her lich hair done?

And tho

The stars do align in Bobby's favor:

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And Bobby isn't the only one overwhelmed with male rage. Rhys McKinnon is too -- because one of the altar boys of the transsexual faith supports DeSantis.

Another proof of the truism "Don't be an ally". Transsexuals save their worst abuse for "allies".

And with allies like Moviebob, they'll literally never need adversaries.

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Oh, by not allowing men to compete against women for academic college scholarships? By not allowing the eugenicist act of abortion because the fetus carriers find them an inconvenience? By not allowing the American Left's blatant propagating of obvious revisionist history?

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Archive of "trolling" article.

And Moviebob was literally predicted in the form of Oliver Crangle, main character and antagonist of "Four O'Clock" from the original Twilight Zone.

 

[Koby_Fish]

*facepalm*

OK so, this is sus. "Came in with a swollen jaw" isn't specified as coming back with a BRUISED jaw. Because you know what the fuck else causes swollen jaw other than a parent (presumably?) literally punching their CHILD in the face?

Mono. You know. The KISSING DISEASE.


So, this bitch "Active Virtues" would like us to believe that a literal act of severe child abuse resulted from leaving out the fact that two girls kissed. This is also VERY UNLIKELY to be the FIRST time the girls kissed.

Why didn't this bitch call the cops and Child Protective Services on the parents, then? Or give any indication of same? AFAIK teachers are mandatory reporters for shit like this if it was a punch to the face. And I mean, yeah, I get it, some parents absolutely are physically abusive. But the thing is, if they are, they need to be locked up and have their children taken away, not sweep shit under the rug while the parents continue to abuse their kids for the sake of them not going nuclear finding out their kid is LGBTQ+-.

ALSO. WHY THE FUCK WAS THE SCHOOL TATTLING TO PARENTS, ON A PAIR OF STUDENTS FOR KISSING, OF ALL THINGS?

 

[Mr Processor]

And Moviebob was literally predicted in the form of Oliver Crangle, main character and antagonist of "Four O'Clock" from the original Twilight Zone.

"(In the radio adaptation starring Stan Freberg, the ending was altered to be more gruesome as Pete the parrot mistakes the now-shrunken Crangle for a 'nut'.)[1]" -- Wikipedia

We need to get Bob a parrot.

Edit: I thought of another fictional character who reminds me of Bob:

Yes, it's a Chick Tract, MovieBob can make a deranged atheist from a Jack Chick comic seem like a realistic depiction. Oh well, time to convert to whatever brand of Christianity Jack Chick practiced I guess. (I guess I'll need to burn thousands of dollars of vintage AD&D books too, what a waste.)

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

*facepalm*
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OK so, this is sus. "Came in with a swollen jaw" isn't specified as coming back with a BRUISED jaw. Because you know what the fuck else causes swollen jaw other than a parent (presumably?) literally punching their CHILD in the face?

Mono. You know. The KISSING DISEASE.

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So, this bitch "Active Virtues" would like us to believe that a literal act of severe child abuse resulted from leaving out the fact that two girls kissed. This is also VERY UNLIKELY to be the FIRST time the girls kissed.

Why didn't this bitch call the cops on the parents, then? Or give any indication of same? AFAIK teachers are mandatory reporters for shit like this if it was a punch to the face. And I mean, yeah, I get it, some parents absolutely are physically abusive. But the thing is, if they are, they need to be locked up and have their children taken away, not sweep shit under the rug while the parents continue to abuse their kids for the sake of them not going nuclear finding out their kid is LGBTQ+-.

ALSO. WHY THE FUCK WAS THE SCHOOL TATTLING TO PARENTS, ON A PAIR OF STUDENTS FOR KISSING, OF ALL THINGS?

The whole thing is meant to "prove" how homophobic those evil right-wing Christians are. Never mind that this is all hearsay and this person would likely not provide receipts if asked (What school did this take place at? When did this happen? Who was the student? Were reports filed?). The argument is meant to evoke an emotional response to convince you, as opposed to providing statistics, facts, and numbers which can be independently verified (probably because those numbers wouldn't be in their favor.)

 

[Buck Broken Chimp]

The whole thing is meant to "prove" how homophobic those evil right-wing Christians are. Never mind that this is all hearsay and this person would likely not provide receipts if asked (What school did this take place at? When did this happen? Who was the student? Were reports filed?). The argument is meant to evoke an emotional response to convince you, as opposed to providing statistics, facts, and numbers which can be independently verified (probably because those numbers wouldn't be in their favor.)

Movie bob and his ilk just being how they always are

 

[The tired cat]

To be honest, it always amazes me how Bob and his ilk aren't any different from your typical right-winger fuckers.

 

[johnny dollars]

I wanna say in his National Lampoon's Vacation Really That Good vid he spends a good amount of time talking about how the movie was a lampoon on the idea of the happy nuclear family and the promised house with the picket fence. In his Die Hard Really That Good he suggest part of the success of the movie because in the 80's there was a push by conservatives to turn from the excess of the 80's and return to the idealized 50's. John McClane, you see, is up against not only terrorists but the evils of LA that completely clash with his family man sensibilities including his wife being a career woman with shoulder pads. I think his distaste for it is a mixture of him never obtaining it, I'm willing to bet his own fault despite all of the turmoil he would've faced since the turn of the millennium, and it being something that conservatives root for.

That interpretation of Die Hard is fucking retard. The point of his wife's job is to show that he's somewhat estranged/distant from her, and that through saving her life, they rekindle their love. It was a popular movie because it was really fun and exciting for the time (not because 'hurr durr reagan bad').

His interpretation of National Lampoon's Vacation is also dumb (though not AS dumb). I think a lot of the comedy comes from the fact that the movie is relatable to anyone's who's been on a roadtrip with their family. I've taken some cross-country roadtrips with my family when I was a kid, and I laughed a lot during the movie, remembering those experiences. He's overthinking it, it's not really meant to be taken too seriously. I'm honestly surprised he didn't spend the entire video whining about the St. Louis scene.

It's too bad that he's utterly incapable of watching movies outside of the lens of hating on 1950s America. It was literally 70 years ago now. Get over it.

 

[Positron]

Yes, it's a Chick Tract, MovieBob can make a deranged atheist from a Jack Chick comic seem like a realistic depiction.

The recent turn of events makes Chick Tracts look like a prophecy. We now have teachers who troon out kids behind their parents back; soon we'll have teachers who tell their kids to tattletale their "queerphobic" parents.

The political persecution -- what the Chinese say "settling scores after Autumn's harvest" -- goes on, and Bobby cheers.


The idea of societal norm has shifted so much left that it left the house when the Gen-Xers are sleeping.


The color red has many political connotations.






Bobby upbraids Glenn Greenwald for talking down to uppity women.

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Did Brontë Soreass wrote the Wuthering Troons?

If you don't want to bite the clickbait (archive), let me summarize. It is Brontë Film and Television, which holds and distributes the right to Rowling's non-wizard IPs (such as those she wrote under the alias Robert something) that saw their profit dropped by 74%. And we know how popular those books are (can you name one without Google?).

The Labour Party wants you to slurp harder on the girldick.



Chaya Raichik is a woman, Sean, and you'll never be a woman.

Some gay furry wrote a sonnet over Raichik's appearance, and Bobby retweets every verse.

I'll take the verdict on a woman's look by someone who wants to fuck animals.

It seems Bobby will suffers a double loss: his blue checkmark, and his bragging rights as a popular critic.









Who'd ask a fake Chink to write a book about The French Revolution?

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"'Moral stands' are overrated."



(Archive of article)

Bobby tells MCU fans who cannot stand the verse's juvenilization to get a job.

Says the man who cannot stand anything but Adam West's Batman.

 

[JayHarrison]

The political persecution -- what the Chinese say "settling scores after Autumn's harvest" -- goes on, and Bobby cheers.

It's well known that Moviebob is on the (extreme) high end of the "fuck around" spectrum. Problem is, Moviebob's also on the low end of the "find out" spectrum.

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The idea of societal norm has shifted so much left that it left the house when the Gen-Xers are sleeping.

Have you SEEN Moviebob? Nearly eight years on, and the complaints about 63,000,000 worthless troglodytes denying Bob's hard-EARNED fyuuchaa continue to mount up.

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The color red has many political connotations.

Aside from California, can anyone name one blue state that can survive without the red? Anyone? I sure can't.

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What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand, fuckwit? Besides, if you really, really want to ban all assault weapons, you also have to ban knives, rocks, swords, chainsaws, machetes, pressure cookers, motorized vehicles--pretty much every item that's been turned into a lethal weapon.

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Bobby upbraids Glenn Greenwald for talking down to uppity women.

Feckless cunt fired by TBS. Cue Tim Curry smile.

As if serial harasser and rampant misogynist Moviebob is one to talk on this subject.

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It seems Bobby will suffers a double loss: his blue checkmark, and his bragging rights as a popular critic.

Since when does Moviebob care about people not known as Moviebob?

"'Moral stands' are overrated."

Which perfectly explains Moviebob's complete lack of them.

Better yet, stop getting your advice from braindead, soulless YouTubers like Moviebob. On anything.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

But Shark Tank is real. Sure, all the negotiations and boring parts take place offscreen, but the millionaires do invest in these businesses.

Seethe harder, Robert.

"'Moral stands' are overrated."

Let's look at the price action for longer than a quarter, Robert.

It's not looking good for The Rat.

For those who don't know, Disney has been hemorrhaging money due to the overt leftist messaging of its recent shows and movies. Recently, a group of activist investors managed to get one of their own on Disney's board of directors, and they're threatening CEO Bob Iger to either get his company in shape by removing the wokism, or they'll do it for him. Iger has responded by firing more than 7,000 people, including several prominent Wahmen of Color. Moviebob, as chronicled by the indefatigable @Positron, has reacted predictably.

Hmm yes, why would I need an assault rifle? It's a mystery we will take to our graves!

"Lying flat" is popular Chinese slang for what Americans call "layabout" or "slacker" lifestyle: young people with no school, no job, and no aspirations. They would rather play video games or watch cartoons all day.

Here in the States, we'd call that the NEET lifestyle- Not in Employment, Education, or Training.

As an aside, for you younger Kiwis, there's a perfectly legitimate way to obtain this without becoming a leech. It's called FIRE-Financially Independent, Retired Early. It means giving up aspirations for a McMansion, fancy car, fancy vacations, and a corner office, and it means brutally hard work and spartan living for about ten years. The upside? You'll never have to work again.

Her tard son, age 15 (no evidence that this is a troon), has so many threats of suicide that the school counsellor is sick of his tricks. The counsellor tell he to cut it out, yet somehow the counsellor is in the wrong.

Or, you could pull him out and homeschool him. But that would require you not to pimp him out on the internet for attention.

 

[Koby_Fish]

But Shark Tank is real. Sure, all the negotiations and boring parts take place offscreen, but the millionaires do invest in these businesses.

Seethe harder, Robert.

Blobbert the Stupid, Lard of Lynn, Kwisatz Tarderach, Last of his Line, Pol Potbelly, thinks that Shark Tank is like WWE Wrestling: "kayfaybe". In other words, it doesn't reals; it's scriptedly fake. As if the investors don't actually do any investing but just promise stuff that never comes to pass, or randomly shit on the applicants for the camera for the lulz. I mean I knew this idiot exceptional was a crayon-eating blue curtain analyst, but holy shit, talk about blue curtain analysis of Shark Tank. This goes beyond Blue Curtain Analysis straight into full hallucinatory retardation. It goes without saying that Bob doesn't understand business/economics properly. He does at some level understand a "pitch", and that's what the essence of Shark Tank is: It's pitches, but for money to start a business instead of begging someone to bankroll and make your movie. I mean shit, it's not that hard to grok.

It's not looking good for The Rat.

For those who don't know, Disney has been hemorrhaging money due to the overt leftist messaging of its recent shows and movies. Recently, a group of activist investors managed to get one of their own on Disney's board of directors, and they're threatening CEO Bob Iger to either get his company in shape by removing the wokism, or they'll do it for him. Iger has responded by firing more than 7,000 people, including several prominent Wahmen of Color. Moviebob, as chronicled by the indefatigable @Positron, has reacted predictably.

"BUT BUT DISNEY+ LOST CRICKET THAT'S WHY IT'S LOSING MONEY, FRIENDO! NOT BECAUSE OF WOKENESS!" - Bob, most certainly.

 

[elder god]

Transition therapy doesn't work because we are not allowed to conduct researches so as to improve it. And why should trannies have the right to "erase the core part" of our recognition of men and women, the "core part" that every normal human being possesses?

Is it wrong to take drugs or go through treatments to make you feel less suicidal? Is it wrong to take drugs to make your schizophrenic delusions go away? Is it wrong to drink coffee to make you more alert? If not, then why is it wrong to go through a treatment to fix transgenderism by fixing the mental issue rather than the physical issue.

Commie discovers that other commies don't become so because they understand or endorse Marxism, but because fuck you dad. And all fuck-you-dad people are hell to deal with.

Poor commie learning what Stienbeck had to learn, most communists in the US are manchildren.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Ah very steryotypical. We don't even get the same guns, they're missing the full auto. Shall not be infringed. Bush was a cuck, but he did the right thing there.

The color red has many political connotations.

Free from education? Red states have higher literacy and math rates than blue states lol. And subsidies? Lol. Utah is doing just fine with our many mineral reserves. Ever heard of kennecott copper mine? Deepest copper mine in the world.

Let's not forget oil and food, which red states export and keep this country running. And that's just resources. Often times they export excess energy from their grids to neighboring states.

Labour Party wants you to slurp harder on the girldick.

I'm so glad I'm not a Brit. Imagine being sentenced for calling a tranny a tranny.

 

[frap]

I'm so glad I'm not a Brit. Imagine being sentenced for calling a tranny a tranny.

It's especially funny because he clearly just saw something pro-trans and retweeted it, not bothering to check the replies underneath, which are all trannies seething that Labour aren't doing enough. So by retweeting he looks even more out-of-touch with the TRAs he supports.