Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

It's amazing, like a sort of anti-Utilitarianism. The actions don't determine moral worth, it's the intrinsic properties of the people doing it weighed against the properties of those it affects. It's such a harmful, warped, nonsensical view of morality that it'd almost be scary if it wasn't coming from a fat loser who spergs over Marvel all day. That just makes it hilarious.
A lifetime of hero-watching? In a medium BUILT on the morality-play of heroics-is-what-you-make-of-your-powers? Not just having them?

And somehow, his developed unifying ethos is "I'm inherently better than you, evidenced by my thinking the right thoughts, so I can beat you if I wish"?

Something that, if it appears in the comics, is coming from a VILLAIN?

Oh ho ho! It is to laugh indeed!
 
A lifetime of hero-watching? In a medium BUILT on the morality-play of heroics-is-what-you-make-of-your-powers? Not just having them?

And somehow, his developed unifying ethos is "I'm inherently better than you, evidenced by my thinking the right thoughts, so I can beat you if I wish"?

Something that, if it appears in the comics, is coming from a VILLAIN?

Oh ho ho! It is to laugh indeed!
Keep in mind that as far as we can tell, though, Bob never read any superhero comics or cared at all about them until the MCU rolled around. So he wouldn't have absorbed any of those lessons.

Ultimately, I think the basis for Bob's ethos isn't Marvel or superheroes, but the fact that he got bullied as a kid and has wanted revenge for that experience ever since. That's why he has such a childish worldview about everything and the people that he's opposed to.
 
Keep in mind that as far as we can tell, though, Bob never read any superhero comics or cared at all about them until the MCU rolled around. So he wouldn't have absorbed any of those lessons.

Ultimately, I think the basis for Bob's ethos isn't Marvel or superheroes, but the fact that he got bullied as a kid and has wanted revenge for that experience ever since. That's why he has such a childish worldview about everything and the people that he's opposed to.
Kind of yes on not seriously reading them, but I do actually think he was familiar with capeshit even back in the day.

Mainly in the form of the TV shows that Ma would let him sit in front of for hours, just staring blankly like a rooster does when its last braincells turn off. He'd watch stuff like Challenge of the Superfriends, Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends, and the X-men. But in terms of pretending he knows them well?

Pretty sure he didn't until the movies began yeah. He mostly tried to LARP as a "film" and "game" guy before that point.
 
So, if I shapeshift into Henry Cavill, take a lady back to mine, do my thing, then shapeshift back into Danny Devito by the morning and tell her "this is me" that's ok, according to Bob?
More realistically, if someone claims to be the Prince of Nigeria and it later turns out he is a penniless bum with a shitload of debts, you should eat it up and stay with him.

More from EFAP's She-Woke switch-a-do drama.
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Don't do this Christian goon. Make your trolling attempt count.

These people keeps talking in cyphers yet howling in pain about mah transfobia.
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I hope EFAP/MauLer apologize for being racist to green people.

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(SJW Comic's convo with MauLer)

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More Wokal Distance drama. Suddenly some art is not political and can afford to stay innocent.
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"Grotesque political schtick", at least Wokal Distance didn't say he wants 63M people vanish.


Bobbosis - a condition that renders someone "neurologically incapable of differentiating positive feelings from franchises"- has now become a pandemic.
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Terminal cases, thankfully still uncommon, confuses commercial products with religion.

Black Adam.
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Bobby makes another "what if..." metaphor for Black Adam. I can't parse it; I can't even tell if he likes it.
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Bobby is fuming at the RottenTomato score of Black Adam. Perhaps RottenTomato is real while everything else is fake.
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Bobby claims to own WB stocks.
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I don't know why he is sad about that G4 thing while cheers on what he considers the incipient demise of WB.

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Huh? Can anyone point out what is wrong with this photo and will I shit bricks when I know?
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Bobby can't fap to Little Mommy.
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Stanford invites some Very Bad People in a conference -- and, horrors of horrors, they keep the cockroaches out.
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Glenn Greenwald gets very angry at the mention of Peter Thiel.
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Greenwald names the big cockroaches: Taylor Lorenz and Brandy Zadrozny.
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Whoever said poor, working-class people aren't incapable of evil?

Tucker Carlson hates those hissing cockroaches too. To him Brandy Zadrozny is "the face of the fascist left".
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Anyone who unironically says "transgender children" is a pedophile. Prove me wrong.

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GOP. Your only option out of this mess.
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The GOP is not "helping Russia kill people"; they are preventing Ukraine from killing people.

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Bobby loves Star Trek shit and expect it to become real.
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I like this sequence, although the AI seems to think humans have 5 limbs. I don't know where does Bobby see "trans rights".

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The article is from The Guardian and the fish is The Rose-veiled Fairy Wrasse (Cirrhilabrus finifenmaa). I don't think 60-80m count as "deep".

Nymphomachy gets no "gender euphoria".
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Kanye West happened, women most affected.
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Good move ye! I presume there are at least 10,000 of those?

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More from EFAP's She-Woke switch-a-do drama.
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Don't do this Christian goon. Make your trolling attempt count.
This is one of the weaker ones I've seen in awhile and so of course it's the one Bob chooses to fight with. #Stunning and #Brave

As dumb as it is to say, it is exceptionally reddit tier. Imagine picking Robert as your villain, your dragon to slay, and then advertising it. CRINGE!
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(SJW Comic's convo with MauLer
The amount of outrage that these speds have because longman and crew said that's it's problematic to lie to someone about who you are so that the other person will sleep with you is kinda amazing. I don't know if they're truly upset about the trans implications or if they're desperately trying to save their consoomable product from any valid criticism.
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! SOMEONE WITH AN OBVIOUS JOKE ACCOUNT IS MAKING FUN OF ME AND I NEED A JANNY NOW!"
Glenn Greenwald gets very angry at the mention of Peter Thiel.
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We do, you fat slob. Your tax dollars, my tax dollars, all of our tax dollars help fund the CIA. What we don't fund, they steal through asset forfeiture and illicit means. Now I want to know who Bob is thinking of.
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I don't know why he is sad about that G4 thing while cheers on what he considers the incipient demise of WB.
Tick tock, as Bob loves to say.
Greenwald names the big cockroaches: Taylor Lorenz and Brandy Zadrozny.
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Whoever said poor, working-class people aren't incapable of evil?
Bob completely ignores the point Glenn is trying to make to insert his own diatribe. This isn't even a straw man at this point. I don't even know what to call Bob's tactic. Ad Retardium?
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The article is from The Guardian and the fish is The Rose-veiled Fairy Wrasse (Cirrhilabrus finifenmaa). I don't think 60-80m count as "deep".
Fun fact, I looked to verify this and the only place that I can see troon fish being mentioned is in the Guardian article. It's only proof of this is a link to a study done on another Wrasse...that's named after an MCU reference...
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I looked as best I could into the study and it doesn't explain how or why the fish change sexes, only that they change colors.
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This is the only place where any mention of transitioning takes place.

I don't trust these researchers because not only are they consoomers, they cannot even for a coherent thought.
Retard who wasn't bullied near enough said:
Like the elusive fictional nation of Wakanda … the wrasse has eluded science due to it living in obscure remote reefs deep beneath the surface

The colours and patterns also reminded us of the garments used by the Wakandans in the movie
Wakanda wasn't elusive in either the movie or the comics. In the movie everyone knew about it and thought it was just another poor African nation when in fact it was a powerful ethnostate. But you know, who cares about stinky details when you move at the speed of science!


SCRATCH THAT!
I actually did find the source for the troon fish and am too lazy to rewrite all of this. The link to the study of the fish in question was buried in the article. It was not used as proof of troon fish trooning, only Black Panther fish's study was.
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The reason the fish start female and then turn male sometimes is because their junk is so small and undefined that it cannot be observed until maturity. A female fish is always a female fish and a male fish is always a male fish. They develop their sex characteristics as they age. Way to go Guardian! Very cool!

Maybe one day Bob will find that unicorn that proves that cutting your dick off and living a life filled with regret and medication is actually natural but today is not that day.
 
While Bob is still kicking, he's retweeting Sophie Labelle's latest bullshit
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Keep on the same course, Guillaume, and you might find yourself having to hide - from the consequences of your own actions.
So, if I shapeshift into Henry Cavill, take a lady back to mine, do my thing, then shapeshift back into Danny Devito by the morning and tell her "this is me" that's ok, according to Bob?
Hey, you don't even need to use shapeshifting magic. Rent a nice car, buy one designer suit, toss around some cash, make like you do this every night. The next morning, tell her you can't afford the kind of lifestyle you put on the night before. Then try to outrun the rape accusation.
Biolabs? They might mistake him for ape testing.
Ape testing? Bob is more scratch monkey material.
 
Hey, you don't even need to use shapeshifting magic. Rent a nice car, buy one designer suit, toss around some cash, make like you do this every night. The next morning, tell her you can't afford the kind of lifestyle you put on the night before. Then try to outrun the rape accusation.
Hitting the nail on the head. A man who goes out and lies about being a millionaire just to sleep with women is seen as a moral degenerate at best and reviled. When a women does it it's stunning and brave and men should be thrilled they essentially got catfished.
Granted, it's slightly more acceptable in She-Hulk's situation because that's still a part of who she is and she may not have necessarily lied. But omitting facts about yourself can be just as shocking or reprehensible. "Well of course I didn't tell you I had HIV, you never asked!"

Keep in mind that as far as we can tell, though, Bob never read any superhero comics or cared at all about them until the MCU rolled around. So he wouldn't have absorbed any of those lessons.

Ultimately, I think the basis for Bob's ethos isn't Marvel or superheroes, but the fact that he got bullied as a kid and has wanted revenge for that experience ever since. That's why he has such a childish worldview about everything and the people that he's opposed to.
I think both are at play. Bob never moved past a child's comprehension of super hero tv shows where "the good guys are the good guys because they're the good guys" and he never made the step to think about why they were good. So when he gets bullied at school (undoubtedly for being a fat, insufferable sperg) he can't believe that something like this would happen to "the good guy" and now he sees those evil bullies in everything contrary to him. As the good guy, everything he disagrees with is evidently a product of the bad guys.
Unironically one of the most exciting things to happen in this man's year. I wonder if Bob will go shoot it up?
 
A few days ago a report came out that an ever increasing number of men under 30 have NEVER had sex. A troon has a big brain revelation about it while ignoring the underling problem. Troon gets push back from another troon. Bob swoops in for the kill because he sees push back troon as an easy target.
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Translation: Outside powers/forces have destroyed your ability to meet your basic needs so you turn to the only place that will at the very least pretend to hear you out? FUCK YOU AND DIE NAZI!

lol at failure to launch Bob automatically declaring someone worthless because they were pushed away from anything other than the left side of the political aisle.

Pushback troon does what they do and pushes back.
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Katie, I looked him up, is followed by Bob and has a patreon that I found funny.
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The other wild thing about this interaction is that one of the retweets is from Steve Shives, a name I haven't heard of and/or thought of in almost a decade.
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Pushback troon is getting shat on by many other social rejects, all of them doing a legally distinct and dumber version of what Bob said. It's pretty long and none of it looked like it was of any note. Bob, however, continues.
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I have no idea exactly what point Robert's trying to make because this what pushback troon's point has been since Bob blundered in.
The replies so far.
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Shout out to true and honest Bob Knob Slobber Mac for openly misgendering pushback troon. Fucking BASED!
 
A few days ago a report came out that an ever increasing number of men under 30 have NEVER had sex. A troon has a big brain revelation about it while ignoring the underling problem. Troon gets push back from another troon. Bob swoops in for the kill because he sees push back troon as an easy target.
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Translation: Outside powers/forces have destroyed your ability to meet your basic needs so you turn to the only place that will at the very least pretend to hear you out? FUCK YOU AND DIE NAZI!

lol at failure to launch Bob automatically declaring someone worthless because they were pushed away from anything other than the left side of the political aisle.

Pushback troon does what they do and pushes back.
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Katie, I looked him up, is followed by Bob and has a patreon that I found funny.
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The other wild thing about this interaction is that one of the retweets is from Steve Shives, a name I haven't heard of and/or thought of in almost a decade.
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Pushback troon is getting shat on by many other social rejects, all of them doing a legally distinct and dumber version of what Bob said. It's pretty long and none of it looked like it was of any note. Bob, however, continues.
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I have no idea exactly what point Robert's trying to make because this what pushback troon's point has been since Bob blundered in.
The replies so far.
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Shout out to true and honest Bob Knob Slobber Mac for openly misgendering pushback troon. Fucking BASED!

Good to see Bob is demonstrating all the empathy of a great white shark, as usual.

What am I saying, at least a great white can mate and have offspring. Bob's empathy is more like a rusty bandsaw: perfectly willing to murder anyone, but generally incapable of doing so.
 
GOP. Your only option out of this mess.
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The GOP is not "helping Russia kill people"; they are preventing Ukraine from killing people.
Confession: I regularly listen to Byron York's podcast. Don't always agree with him but he brings the receipts which I do like.

Anyway I always remain annoyed by Bob's continual effort where he doesn't understand something, interprets it in the dumbest way possible, then declares the other person dumb and ignorant because Bobby couldn't understand the point. Remember the clip of him and the liar's paradox? (Should that be on the OP?) Remember how the harder he tried to understand it the worst he got at it? Yeah it's like that - always.

Bob completely ignores the point Glenn is trying to make to insert his own diatribe. This isn't even a straw man at this point. I don't even know what to call Bob's tactic. Ad Retardium?
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In this instance it's called the Chewbacca defense. Use a non sequitur to confuse.
 
Anyway I always remain annoyed by Bob's continual effort where he doesn't understand something, interprets it in the dumbest way possible, then declares the other person dumb and ignorant because Bobby couldn't understand the point. Remember the clip of him and the liar's paradox? (Should that be on the OP?) Remember how the harder he tried to understand it the worst he got at it? Yeah it's like that - always.
Bob worships intelligence, or rather he worships his cargo cult understanding of intelligence. His worst insult is to call something "stupid," and he generally measures how stupid someone is with how much they disagree with his preferred policies and philosophy (if you can call it that). There are rare exceptions: I seem to recall him offering grudging praise for Razorfist's smarts, undoubtedly because Razorfist can and has demolished Bob with half his brain tied behind his back, and Bob ain't poking that bear again. To call Byron York a dummy suggests either that Bob is completely incapable of arguing against his points ... or he just doesn't know who York is, which is equally likely.

Anyway, got a link to Bob and the liar paradox? That sounds like a hoot.
 

No wonder I missed it; this was during the Troonpocalypse. I couldn't get near the Farms in mid-September.

Anyway ... holy fuck that is amazing. You can almost hear the circuits in his brain fusing as he tries to wrap his head around this idea, then as his is wont he babbles nonsense about something he does understand (or thinks he does) just so he can do something other than sit there gapejawed as he scratches his apish cranium. What a treasure!
 
No wonder I missed it; this was during the Troonpocalypse. I couldn't get near the Farms in mid-September.

Anyway ... holy fuck that is amazing. You can almost hear the circuits in his brain fusing as he tries to wrap his head around this idea, then as his is wont he babbles nonsense about something he does understand (or thinks he does) just so he can do something other than sit there gapejawed as he scratches his apish cranium. What a treasure!
Yeah, I've asked the board to pick another episode of the chipman tangent podcast for me to listen for more gold in but then the board went down...

EDIT: oh yeah, and enjoy the clips in this post where he pitches an Austin powers film.
 
Yeah, I've asked the board to pick another episode of the chipman tangent podcast for me to listen for more gold in but then the board went down...

EDIT: oh yeah, and enjoy the clips in this post where he pitches an Austin powers film.
I had a hard time just getting through the pitch. TL;DL, it's just redo the first movie, except with a parody of Vin Diesel from xXx. And Chris is constantly telling him how amazing it is.

Confirmed, both brothers drank bleach growing up.
 
Good to see Bob is demonstrating all the empathy of a great white shark, as usual.

What am I saying, at least a great white can mate and have offspring. Bob's empathy is more like a rusty bandsaw: perfectly willing to murder anyone, but generally incapable of doing so.
A Great White is also neither good or evil. It is an animal that is purely driven on instinct. To make a pop culture reference "It swims and eats and makes little baby sharks, that's all". It is incapable of things like vengeance

Bob fully understands greater concepts like good or evil. He is a man driven by petty outrage of perceived slights from people who have never met or know anything about him or can even affect his life in a demonstrable way. To make a popular culture reference "Beware of the Blob it creeps"
 
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