Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[Waifu Days]

The Ballad of Movie Bob. made with AI

 

[Koby_Fish]

Free school lunch again.

Tears are seeping from every single of my orifices.

CPS should have been called on Worm Boss's mom many times over. Sounds like the mom was a Cluster B Clusterfuck turned party girl/addict (maybe Histrionic). It's not the school's job to pick up the slack for the neglectful Clusterfuck parents. It's the GOVERNMENT'S job to seize the kids and place those kids in a better home, wherein free lunch is unnecessary. The fact that appealing to others (like govt) to get away from the fucking bad mother never apparently occurred to Worm Boss is concerning, to say the least.

13Apr#08

Neither Bob (who's never even been in a proper longterm relationship, let alone been divorced) nor the Serfs know whereof they speak. Javier Milei - if that's who that's supposed to be next to Elon - has NEVER married, let alone divorced. He's CATHOLIC, FFS. Argentina's actually IMPROVING and idiots like Bob and the Serfs don't realize just how fucked Argentina WAS, because they know nothing about it. Gutting economies? Bruh, Argentina's economy was ALREADY gutted - now, inflation is nearly half of what it was and it's busy getting UN-gutted. An overbloated government that borrows and prints money to gibs me dat is NOT an "economy". It's the OPPOSITE of an economy.

13Apr#25
Bobby thinks chuds find female characters in DEI-infested video games ugly because they are too used to jerking off to anime. Remember this comes from someone who jerks off to Project A-ko.

Brother Alpha has no idea what "woke" means. NO, an original story with two lesbicans isn't "woke". Not unless it's VERY poorly written.

13Apr#26

Porn has definitely messed with Bob's head.

Second, it doesn't matter how much you try to force the idea that conventional beauty standards are sexist and oppressive. People by and large know what they're attracted to, and that is a trim, healthy figure with an appealing face. Anyone who says otherwise just has a fetish.

hell, I've never watched porn, don't care too much about the animes, and even I can tell those "women" are square in the middle of the fucking Uncanny Valley. Maybe Bob should learn about that.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Point taken. Talk about lightning in a bottle.

He was also the game director for Skyrim. However with that game it's the mods that really made that game thrive unlike Morrowind which had the better storyline. The old Terminator games were fun but I wouldn't say good.
I find things really fell off with Oblivion. I find it hasn't aged well, unlike potatoes that the heads were based off of. Potatoes can keep growing year after year.

 

[Mr Processor]

13Apr#25
Bobby thinks chuds find female characters in DEI-infested video games ugly because they are too used to jerking off to anime. Remember this comes from someone who jerks off to Project A-ko.

Honestly, the porn "argument" should fall flat on it's face when with most of these games the real point of contention is the faces. Certainly, people are also somewhat annoyed at the masculine builds being forced on the characters, but the changes that are usually pointed out are the ugly faces.

However, they don't really have an argument so they get mad when people think giant teams of artists on multi-million dollar projects creating entirely fictional women shouldn't be deliberately making the women look like they've been beaten with the ugly stick. Since they're angry, they want you to feel ashamed of having beauty standards (not conventional standards, having standards at all).

 

[TowinKarz]

Isn't that cute, she thinks it's still 2014 and the reapers scythe hasn't come for the bloated, corrupt gaming industry and the even worse game journalism industry. Gamers aren't the ones losing their jobs, we're just watching all the venture capital malinvestment come crashing down.

The delicious irony is that the hard turn to the left and fanatical devotion to the infinite-sequels and games-as-service models were done in direct response to GamerGate.

The industry blew it's left foot off with GG as they decided screw what gamers wanted, they were embracing the games-as-infinite-service-model and that was that, people who didn't like it weren't REAL gamers, in fact, they were violent political reactionaries! They were DANGEROUS! Well, we'll fix THAT! We'll drive them out by making content THEY DON'T LIKE!

And after years of producing "safe" content at a loss in a vain but doomed effort to smoke out those "not REAL gamers" and running out of money in the process, they only now are realizing they actually blew BOTH feet off....

In fact, of all the entities that made up "gaming" at the turn of the century? Only the gamers still remain.

The studios are dead - replaced by soulless conglomerates like Embracer who aggressively shutter legacy brands when they don't earn the projected billions. Or latched on to by cancerous "consulting" firms like SBI, sapping any remaining free will and creativity.

The retailers are dead - the game store, once a staple of every strip mall has all but vanished, the "electronics" sections of big box retailers these days are just for TVs and phone chargers. Ask where the "games" are and they'll look at you funny.

The journos are dead - They pulled the pin on their industry's grenade by publicly feuding with their bosses for having the nerve to tell them to report on VIDEO GAMES instead of railing against the Trump Administration. And when they did talk about games? It was about how they needed to be gayer and blacker to drive out the "gamebros" ruining everything. Oh, and aggressive unionization making them more expensive to hire and retain even as they demanded the right to write about how you can stick an Xbox controller up your butt for simulated gay sex instead of how Call of Duty played.

The magazines are dead - I used to have a subscription to PC gamer, kids today don't even know what that was. There's no fundamental "game" media anymore. The meager column lines left are staffed with rejects from the Washington Post or New York Times with delusions of White House Press Corps grandeur that they never got over.

The conventions and expos are dead - Ever think you'd see the day a Sony or a Microsoft would say "nah, we're good" and fail to show up for E3? You have now.

The "Celebrity" programmers like a Carmack or a Romero are dead - Gone are the days the actual programmers and developers had any sway. Replaced by clueless DEI hires crowing about diversity in their game, or scumbags like Todd Howard, who will admit their games are buggy messes if you twist his arm enough, but will point out the online store where you can get DLC and custom gun camo works FLAWLESSLY, so what's the issue?

And probably a few more I missed

And while a few of those casualties were inevitable due to changing technology? Needless standoffishness over non-industry politics hastened the demise of some acutely and all in general.

Standoffishness people like Bob stood on the sidelines and cheered for..... show those chuds whos on the right side of history brother!

It's all so tiring.

 

[TVB]

The studios are dead
The retailers are dead
The journos are dead
The magazines are dead
The conventions and expos are dead
"Celebrity" programmers like a Carmack or a Romero are dead

And probably a few more I missed

Creativity in the mainstream media is also dead and has to rely on one individual to come up with something new and original

 

[Mr Processor]

The delicious irony is that the hard turn to the left and fanatical devotion to the infinite-sequels and games-as-service models were done in direct response to GamerGate.

Yes, this is really thrown into sharp relief by the cancer that is Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League. Basically, they just shoved every awful thing about modern gaming into a single game and watched it fail spectacularly after spending a ton of money on it. It's not just woke, it's also a sequel (even though it shouldn't be) and it's also full of microtransactions and live services junk.

Meanwhile I can just play Pizza Tower and Buckshot Roulette while the industry burns.

 

[Positron]

Lots or Iran shit.
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14Apr#04

Where is the lie? Antisemitism is always justified.

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14Apr#06

Given Trump has no office now, what crime did he commit? The whole insane spiel by that jew.

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14Apr#10

News from Fox Orlando; the article in the tweet requires me to download an app. And evangelicals (or evangelical hatred) could not have existed for millennia if Jesus died on 33AD.

14Apr#11
Bill Maher reports that, since Sweden imported more than 1.5M of immigrants so that 20% of its population is foreign-born, its education system is tanking and it takes the dubious distinction of being the capital of gangland killings in Europe. Far-right politics is in ascendant. Maher opines, "Calling [right wingers] racist doesn't solve the problem; it hands future election to someone who will solve the problem, and who, I promise (showing Trump on screen) you're NOT going to like."


14Apr#12

Communist countries glorify Religion?! And to say that communist countries glorify families and tradition is very, very optimistic, if Maoist China is any indication. Still, the first half of that tweet is true and I can see the appeal of communist rule.

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14Apr#13
MCU has truly become the byword of trash.


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14Apr#15

Mr. Enter and Quinton Reviews talk about baby shit; Synthetic Man, as the screenshot shows, review video games. They are simply different species of animals from The Critical Drinker.

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14Apr#17
Fallout TV drama.


14Apr#18
Bill Maher compares the porn-sick Canadian shop teacher to Russ Meyer. Outrage ensued.

You remember Cannibal Woman, Bobby; you remember Maher's role in it.

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14Apr#20
Another triumph of Representation: they cast a blind person to voice a blind cartoon character.


14Apr#21

Full tweet by Capcom.

14Apr#22
Kern.


14Apr#23

I hope Tyson bites off Jake Paul's balls.

14Apr#24
If you yen for fairly small amounts of Oreo, you need to fly to China.

 

[Mr Processor]

14Apr#17
Fallout TV drama.

The Fallout TV show has apparently done a lot of damage to the Fallout storyline from the games (I haven't seen it, but I watched some videos on it). For example, instead of the war being a normal war between nations like it was in the game it was caused by Vault-Tec because they decided they'll be the one evil organization in the series (Vault-Tec is already evil in the games, but they didn't cause the war, just took advantage of it). They decided to make Mr. House from New Vegas in league with Vault-Tec and destroyed New Vegas prior to the start of the series. Since they've stated it's a canon series, that means no New Vegas II, but that's probably actually a good thing. The did similar stuff to the New California Republic. The theory is that Bethesda wanted to eliminate all the old West Coast storylines so that only their stuff (stuff created by their in house teams) is important.

 

[Flexo]

Thing, this culture war shit is why Robert is sucking Feige's cock, because he doesn't care about Shalla Bal being a silver surfer because there isn't much to said character to care. Yes, I'm aware of the of so fresh argument Robert and others like him have "but it is a fresh take on a character, aren't you the ones who complain about the Marvel movies not being creative??" but so what? Gender bending shit is old news at this point, what "swagg" does it have when it this comes across as a 2018 headline.

As the possum predicted:
"It will be a postmodern deconstruction that attempts to "subvert tropes" in all of the ways we've come to expect from hack writers who think they're smarter than their predecessors, and ironically lean into the new tropes created over the past decade by hack writers trying to subvert tropes just for the sake of subverting tropes, regardless of whether or not doing so makes any sense in the context of the story."

Frozen which isn't the God awful Let It Go move but a God awful movie about people getting stuck on chair lift that YMS did a review on,

GBF also did a video on it defending it.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

The "Celebrity" programmers like a Carmack or a Romero are dead - Gone are the days the actual programmers and developers had any sway. Replaced by clueless DEI hires crowing about diversity in their game, or scumbags like Todd Howard, who will admit their games are buggy messes if you twist his arm enough, but will point out the online store where you can get DLC and custom gun camo works FLAWLESSLY, so what's the issue?

there is a skill problem with programming in general; programmers in earlier times were forced to get good at their trade by hardware limitations, and make their code as efficient as possible, and unless they're working at the hardware level, that skill requirement has largely been lost, resulting in buggy bloatware as the norm
"our program runs like shit? that's your problem, you need a faster computer"
using John Carmack as an example, it was a very big deal in 1993 that software as sophisticated as Doom could run at a playable speed on a 486 - in multiplayer mode over a network, no less!

having cut my teeth on x86 assembly and C/C++ in my younger days, I looked into developing a web app a few years ago, annd found the whole thing to be a bloated, confusing clusterfuck, necessitating the use of several different not-quite-functional languages that often can't do what you want them to due to their inherent limitations, and don't easily link up with each other
not being severely autistic or a tranny, I couldn't find a way into it and just gave up

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Creativity in the mainstream media is also dead and has to rely on one individual to come up with something new and original

Creativity is dead in the indy scene too

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

14Apr#12

To be fair to Robert, he's not a fan of anything advocating hard, physical work.

14Apr#10

News from Fox Orlando; the article in the tweet requires me to download an app. And evangelicals (or evangelical hatred) could not have existed for millennia if Jesus died on 33AD.

As usual, Bob and company just read what they want. There can't be a law mandating breaks. Corporate policy (and common sense) will fill in just as well.

14Apr#07

Willingly missing the point that Trump was a strong president and this would never have happened under his watch.

 

[Flexo]

It's incredible how much Bob manages to stretch out the single factoid of "this guy produced both sleazy and family-friendly movies" into a full video, but this also shows how bad of an idea it is because he has literally nothing else to say.

It's like Bob has been on Twitter so much and for so long his brain can literally no longer think past 280 characters.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

It's like Bob has been on Twitter so much and for so long his brain can literally no longer think past 280 characters.

That's assuming he could think much past that before Twitter brain-rot set in.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Robert is being particularly insufferable, so here's one of his greatest hits:

 

[ChampFantana]

Here's something I've been wondering about Lardo Retardo. Why does he go out of his way to be as hateful, nasty and hostile to literally EVERYONE? He even acts like a complete douchebag to people on his own side of the aisle. What kind of brain damage produces such a loathsome wretch?

His slobbering idiocy gets even funnier when he tries to pretend that he's ever gotten laid.

 

[Mola Ram]

Why does he go out of his way to be as hateful, nasty and hostile to literally EVERYONE? He even acts like a complete douchebag to people on his own side of the aisle. What kind of brain damage produces such a loathsome wretch?

After years of following this thread, I think it's just the way he is. It's an unanswerable question without interacting with him in person, and I don't mean ambushing him at a convention -- you'd have to know him, talk to him with all his online bullshit set aside. It could just be an act or a pose, but I tend toward the view he's just a mean, bitter fuck.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

He's just an actual racist bigot that is dishonest enough to disguise his real thoughts by finding someone new to spew hatred towards.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Here's something I've been wondering about Lardo Retardo. Why does he go out of his way to be as hateful, nasty and hostile to literally EVERYONE? He even acts like a complete douchebag to people on his own side of the aisle. What kind of brain damage produces such a loathsome wretch?

His slobbering idiocy gets even funnier when he tries to pretend that he's ever gotten laid.

Narcissistic Autism is a helluva drug combo. Being a functional alcoholic doesn't help.