It's not that Danny Pudy looks half Bob's age; it's that Bob looks 20 years older than he is.
Why the hell is it wrong for people to not like globalism? Does Bob like it because of how the name sounds?
Who wants to ask if Bob were the head of a Global U.N., would he allow something as chaotic as free and fair elections among his thrall nations, especially when candidates can campaign on his failures?
Fuck, everyone would pick the Mad Max world over his. However, it would be easy for a rebellion to overthrow him because his too weak to counter them.
It's that he broadcasts his white trash drinking habits as though he giving his flock the hoity-toity wink.
But does he drink with McNuggets?
Plot twist: Superior Chinese ladies call the cops about some fat, smelly gweilo passed out in their lobby, Blob gets hauled off to the drunk tank.
Quarters with few if any windows, booze made from sugar and fruit, highly processed garbage food, lack of obsolete white people, and an environment where experimenting in homosexual acts won't automatically get you called a faggot. Bob could like prison if he gave it try.
Blob would unite the Nintendo fans against the Sega fans, escalating into a Gangs Of New York style showdown in the yard.
