Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Funny that you say that. Historically DC has had a better track record with having female/minority creators on their books with Marvel only recently catching up by grabbing every idiot who made a webcomic they could find. Unfortunately DC gets no love for this from the progressives since despite all the legit diversity even before it was a fad, they don't pander their characters to them by replacing Superman with an obese tranny.

DC's been pulling out all the stops to catch up to Marvel recently. In fact, not too long ago there was a WW comic where she punches a guy out for "mansplaining".

 

[RockVolnutt]

DC's been pulling out all the stops to catch up to Marvel recently. In fact, not too long ago there was a WW comic where she punches a guy out for "mansplaining".

That was years back and wasn't the actual Wonder Woman comic, it was a webcomic and not something in the mainline which the internet misinformed people about. Most of DC's SJWness is stuck in Batgirl.

Edit: You're talking about this and not "Wonder Woman". http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Sensation_Comics_Featuring_Wonder_Woman_Vol_1

 

[Lensherr]

Funny that you say that. Historically DC has had a better track record with having female/minority creators on their books with Marvel only recently catching up by grabbing every idiot who made a webcomic they could find. Unfortunately DC gets no love for this from the progressives since despite all the legit diversity even before it was a fad, they don't pander their characters to them by replacing Superman with an obese tranny.

Is it just me, or does DC stuff get more accusations of sexism thrown at it these days? Whether it be The Killing Joke, thugs calling Catwoman a "bitch" in Arkham City, or Harley Quinn's outfit in Suicide Squad, there seems to be some blue-haired Tumblrista or nu-male pumping out a "think-piece" about how DC is disrespecting women on a fairly regular basis.

 

[Mola Ram]

Is it just me, or does DC stuff get more accusations of sexism thrown at it these days? Whether it be The Killing Joke, thugs calling Catwoman a "bitch" in Arkham City, or Harley Quinn's outfit in Suicide Squad, there seems to be some blue-haired Tumblrista or nu-male pumping out a "think-piece" about how DC is disrespecting women on a fairly regular basis.

:autism: Surely it's a coincidence that DC has most of the fapworthy dames. :autism:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Is it just me, or does DC stuff get more accusations of sexism thrown at it these days? Whether it be The Killing Joke, thugs calling Catwoman a "bitch" in Arkham City, or Harley Quinn's outfit in Suicide Squad, there seems to be some blue-haired Tumblrista or nu-male pumping out a "think-piece" about how DC is disrespecting women on a fairly regular basis.

I think we're getting too off topic on Bob and his Twinkies addiction. Anyways that might have to do with them being the main competition with Marvel who's their darling for now and the tone of their brand before DCYou and Rebirth. The movie fans are the quickest to jump onto company wars memes.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Bob takes Parker & Stone to task for being "Millionaire Broadway Producers" for no real reason. Again, Bob Chipman is the same person who says he's culturally superior to most of the country, but loves wrasslin' and The MCU, and apparently hates Broadway shows.

A little late, but I just thought of something. Do you think Bob's dislike of Broadway is entirely based on his hatred for Matt and Trey? I mean that. I can't remember when this was, I think shortly after the election, but I distinctly recall him attacking Broadway for being too libertarian, which was utterly baffling at the time. I really wouldn't put it past Bob to be so petty and short sighted. He probably hasn't even heard of anything on Broadway besides his likely hatred for Book or Mormon

 

[Mola Ram]

I distinctly recall him attacking Broadway for being too libertarian

Even Bob can't be this out of touch. Come on.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Even Bob can't be this out of touch. Come on.

I'm so sorry. It's true.

 

[Mola Ram]

I'm so sorry. It's true.

He seems to be talking strictly about Parker and Stone, for whom he has an established envy-hate boner.

Although Andrew Lloyd Webber used to get it in the ear for supporting the Tories, so who knows.

 

[thismanlies]

I'm sure it's inevitable, but I hope to see an article go viral that suggest Nintendo make Mario a trans woman. Surely somebody out there will write it one of these days for free asspats. Why should Link and Samus be the only ones? I'm curious how Bob would react.

Is It Time To Make Mario Trans?

Mario has been a staple of gaming for the past 34 years. He hails from a toxic era where boys raised in cis heteronormative households were taught that oppressing POC and LGBTQ identifying individuals was a good thing. As a result, they were given a dangerous new take on the damsel in distress trope. They were taught to stomp on animals, take psychedelic mushrooms, and enslave a poor green dinosaur all in the name of saving a damsel who never consented to their help.

That is why I'm proposing that it is time to strip Mario of his cis white identity and give him a complete makeover. Lopping off his penis would be a good start. This will hopefully cure him of his need to relentlessly stalk princesses. But another affliction he needs to be cured of is his whiteness. Anyone who has ever played the Super Mario Brothers series knows that our anti-heroic protagonist enslaves a cute dinosaur named Yoshi who is forced to jump through the air and lay eggs on command. Even though curing Mario of his whiteness will set Yoshi free, the painful memories of being enslaved will not be forgotten. That's why Nintendo must devote a portion of all its future income to ensuring that this kind of evil never happens again.

Now I know fans of the Nintendo franchise will be angry. But to them, I say screw you. If you really wanted what was best for Mario and Nintendo, you would understand that they need to do their part in paving the way for the superior future. Sadly, most of them will selfishly cling to their electronic toys while the world passes them by. But for those of us who want to see the superior future, we must lead the way.

 

[Mola Ram]

Is It Time To Make Mario Trans?

Mario has been a staple of gaming for the past 34 years. He hails from a toxic era where boys raised in cis heteronormative households were taught that oppressing POC and LGBTQ identifying individuals was a good thing. As a result, they were given a dangerous new take on the damsel in distress trope. They were taught to stomp on animals, take psychedelic mushrooms, and enslave a poor green dinosaur all in the name of saving a damsel who never consented to their help.

That is why I'm proposing that it is time to strip Mario of his cis white identity and give him a complete makeover. Lopping off his penis would be a good start. This will hopefully cure him of his need to relentlessly stalk princesses. But another affliction he needs to be cured of is his whiteness. Anyone who has ever played the Super Mario Brothers series knows that our anti-heroic protagonist enslaves a cute dinosaur named Yoshi who is forced to jump through the air and lay eggs on command. Even though curing Mario of his whiteness will set Yoshi free, the painful memories of being enslaved will not be forgotten. That's why Nintendo must devote a portion of all its future income to ensuring that this kind of evil never happens again.

Now I know fans of the Nintendo franchise will be angry. But to them, I say screw you. If you really wanted what was best for Mario and Nintendo, you would understand that they need to do their part in paving the way for the superior future. Sadly, most of them will selfishly cling to their electronic toys while the world passes them by. But for those of us who want to see the superior future, we must lead the way.

Not gonna lie, I'd be on board with this:

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/a3/4c/5a/a34c5a28db0d29bddf4664c3e8ea295c.jpg

 

[Gordon Cole]

A little late, but I just thought of something. Do you think Bob's dislike of Broadway is entirely based on his hatred for Matt and Trey? I mean that. I can't remember when this was, I think shortly after the election, but I distinctly recall him attacking Broadway for being too libertarian, which was utterly baffling at the time. I really wouldn't put it past Bob to be so petty and short sighted. He probably hasn't even heard of anything on Broadway besides his likely hatred for Book or Mormon

I get the feeling his hatred of Broadway stems from this traumatic experience in his past:

 

[AnOminous]

A little late, but I just thought of something. Do you think Bob's dislike of Broadway is entirely based on his hatred for Matt and Trey? I mean that. I can't remember when this was, I think shortly after the election, but I distinctly recall him attacking Broadway for being too libertarian, which was utterly baffling at the time. I really wouldn't put it past Bob to be so petty and short sighted. He probably hasn't even heard of anything on Broadway besides his likely hatred for Book or Mormon

For all his ranting about ignorant hicks in flyover states, he has about as much culture as SPAM. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he literally knew nothing about Broadway at all, which isn't at all libertarian. It is about one of the gayest imaginable scenes on the entire planet and packed with cosmopolitan types who are almost universally liberal and often beyond liberal.

 

[tehpope]

IDK if this has been posted yet, but Bob recently wrote an article about 15 South Park episodes that "haven't aged well" that basically amounts to "these episodes offended my liberal sensibilities:

http://screenrant.com/south-park-old-episodes-aged-badly/

The commenters are absolutely ROASTING him

I love that bob put "Death Camp of Tolerance" on there since its pretty relevant even today with SJWs.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

For all his ranting about ignorant hicks in flyover states, he has about as much culture as SPAM. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he literally knew nothing about Broadway at all, which isn't at all libertarian. It is about one of the gayest imaginable scenes on the entire planet and packed with cosmopolitan types who are almost universally liberal and often beyond liberal.

Didn't he gush over Hamilton? Considering the social justice crowd loved a play about our Founders acting like a bunch of jive-talkin' characters I can see him sea lioning about that.

 

[Mola Ram]

Didn't he gush over Hamilton? Considering the social justice crowd loved a play about our Founders acting like a bunch of jive-talkin' characters I can see him sea lioning about that.

I guaran-fucking-tee you Bob no more saw nor listened to Hamilton than all those people back in the late '80s read the copy of A Brief History of Time gathering dust on their coffee tables.

 

[Gordon Cole]

Here's Bob trying to be funny about millenials. The key word here is "trying":

Way to do a really good job of convincing people you're not a fascist with tweets like this:

*Whispers* Full McIntosh!

I'll bet my life savings that Bob never even heard of Underground before yesterday:

(I hope he didn't):

As for Wonder Woman, he likes it. Of course, it's not as good as Mahvel, and he accuses it of flaws that are present in the MCU as a whole that he gives a pass towards, but you can sort of tell he likes it because he wants to keep his SJW credentials:

 

[RockVolnutt]

Honestly I don't understand why people like Bob get so hyped for female lead capeshit, that's been a thing since before the US entered WW2. "But they're so rare" I hear someone cry, there's enough that you can read about a new woman everyday for a year and still not scratch the surface. The problem is you're looking for female protagonists while watching an Iron Man film.

The "We needed fictional characters for children to emulate who look like them" thing is weird too.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

The "We needed fictional characters for children to emulate who look like them" thing is weird too.

It's good ol' narcissism. These people are so caught up in their identities they demand to have characters just like them. They're also shallow as hell, hence the focus on superficial crap like race.

Of course, actual kids don't give a shit. When I was a wee PurpleTot I watched super heroes of different races like Static Shock or Samurai Jack and never gave it a second thought. I'm sure that's the experience most people had. Kids just want to watch cool superheros, that's all.

 

[The Nothingness]

The "We needed fictional characters for children to emulate who look like them" thing is weird too.

Like @PurpleDude said, it's about shallow people who only find satisfaction if a character is the same skin color (or sex in the case of Wonder Woman) as them. Maybe because I did not grow up during a time when race was a big thing, I had no issue watching shows that didn't have a Chinese character as the lead (being half Chinese).