Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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Can't spell "Cancun resort" without "cunt".
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Zaryiu said:
Well Cruz was from Canada and he could have been the republican candidate for the republican party at some point if abything at that time happened to Trump
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That's different circumstances from Arnold though. Cruz's mother was a U.S. Citizen at the time of his birth. Arnold's was not.
Otoya Yamacoochie said:
Bob could make a killing charging people money to take pictures with him. Just by virtue of being next to him, his brother looks 10 times better.
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I don't know what it is with Bob, but no matter what he just never looks good. Everyone else who isn't necessarily good looking still has one or two things going for them. Bob has nothing.

Sexy Times Hitler said:
You gotta love how Chris is mingling and taking pictures, while Bob's hunched over his phone.
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Double post sorry, but I just had a fun idea: can we try and correlate which tweets Bob was sending out on his phone when Chris took that picture?
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
That's different circumstances from Arnold though. Cruz's mother was a U.S. Citizen at the time of his birth. Arnold's was not.


I don't know what it is with Bob, but no matter what he just never looks good. Everyone else who isn't necessarily good looking still has one or two things going for them. Bob has nothing.
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:optimistic: me to hell and back, but I'm shocked how much better Bob looks just from wearing normal clothing. Burn those video game t-shirts, Bob. You haven't been a kid in 20 years.
 
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Mola Ram said:
:optimistic: me to hell and back, but I'm shocked how much better Bob looks just from wearing normal clothing. Burn those video game t-shirts, Bob. You haven't been a kid in 20 years.
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In all honestly, him wearing normal clothes does make him look more relatively normal. Though I have to wonder why the hell did he decide to wear a hat with a polo shirt.
 
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Mola Ram said:
:optimistic: me to hell and back, but I'm shocked how much better Bob looks just from wearing normal clothing. Burn those video game t-shirts, Bob. You haven't been a kid in 20 years.
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Fuck you, Dad, you don't know what it's like to be morbidly obese and near 40. I'm gonna outlive ALL the white trash conservatives like you and Trump and watch the world welcome the eternal empire of Liberal latino Muslim intellectuals. SJWs are the future!
 
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Knyttet said:
HAHAHA OMG THE OUTFIT!!

Baseball cap, bright red shorts, video game t-shirt, buttoned up hawaii shirt. All that is missing is socks and sandals and he will have a complete stereotypical-dumb-american-tourist outfit.

Also, if he's in Mexico that means that this is the first time in his 37 year old life that he is outside of the US. Good on him for travelling for once!

But what I don't understand is why his sister, whos marrying a Korean, is getting married in Mexico. Or do they have a connecting flight in Mexico and are travelling to South Korea or something?
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Because, to quote Cotton Hill, Mexico is where a man with American dollars can live like a king.
 
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Bob, if you really are reading this thread:
  • You look much better without the videogame t-shirts
  • Take a break from Twitter, you don't need to be on there constantly and all it's doing is making you bitter and hateful
  • Try to enjoy the sun, drinks, food and good company on your vacation. Your phone will still be there when you return to the US, but this is your opportunity to experience another country and if you don't seize it you will regret it later. Try doing stuff you wouldn't be able to do at home!
  • Try to excerise regularly, it will improve your health as well as your confidence and studies have shown that people who excerise regularly are happier than those who don't.
  • Try to go out and meet new people more. If you don't regularly hang out with friends you will become lonely and resentful of the world. I know you want friends, but you're currently alienating yourself from making friends with your lifestyle. Go join a group or community of something you care about or would find fun, maybe Magic: The Gathering or a film society? Or even better; do something you never thought you would like. Expand your horizons! Try joining a sport or go rock climbing or something. That way you will get both exercise and meet new people.
  • Stop projecting your own failures and hate onto others. It is clear to me that you have a lot of internalized self-hatred that makes you lash out against others online by wishing they were dead and cheering on every negative thing that happens to them. See a therapist/psychologist about that. It's not healthy to still not be over having been bullied in high-school. You need to deal with your own demons in a healthy way if you want to grow as a person.
 
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LordofCringe7206 said:
In all honestly, him wearing normal clothes does make him look more relatively normal. Though I have to wonder why the hell did he decide to wear a hat with a polo shirt.
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Because he's balding and deathly pale as the result of living in a moldy basement. Being exposed to sunlight for an extended period of time would probably have his scalp bubbling up like a pizza if he didn't wear the hat. ( :powerlevel: second-degree burns on your scalp are horrible.)
 
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Knyttet said:
Bob, if you really are reading this thread:

Stop projecting your own failures and hate onto others. It is clear to me that you have a lot of internalized self-hatred that makes you lash out against others online by wishing they were dead and cheering on every negative thing that happens to them. See a therapist/psychologist about that. It's not healthy to still not be over having been bullied in high-school. You need to deal with your own demons in a healthy way if you want to grow as a person.
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You know, I would add that there were two types of people that bullied ME in high school - those who, upon reaching adulthood, realized they were being cunts, and mellowed into reasonably normal people, and those who turned into bitter a-holes, downing prescription and non-prescription drugs like candy, and becoming resentful of everyone around them. Just about everyone who remained a bully after age 21 had some sort of deep-rooted psychological problem. Eventually I realized that people who bully do so because they're living in their own personal hell and have to lash out at others in order to feel normal. This is not a fate I would want to experience and I can only pity those who hold onto their hate or try to find new excuses to hate.

Bob, your stiff-necked refusal to acknowledge the humanity of those who disagree with you will only end in sorrow and recrimination. You can't just write off half of the world as cartoon villains or some kind of Orc-like "always chaotic evil" beings whom you are bound to destroy. Believe it or not, you need those people for your society to function. (I would also remind you that pissing off the segment of society most likely to have military and survival training is also a bad idea for obvious reasons. ) If Shit Goes Down in your area, no amount of smugness and condescending speech is going to stop it. So stop poking the damn bear with the sharp stick already...
 
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