Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Does anyone know what was Bob's tweet that he deleted?
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Bob never fails to disappoint (thanks random twitter user for the archive.org link)
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What a sweetie! All sunshine, that Moviebob.
 
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Jesus Christ, Bob sounds like he's channeling Mengele with that tweet. All the more proof that the more someone describes themselves as "anti-fascist", the more-likely it is that they're just a fascist in disguise.
 
Bob never fails to disappoint (thanks random twitter user for the archive.org link)
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What a sweetie! All sunshine, that Moviebob.
Hmm, last I checked the US population was generally estimated to be 330 million people, so wouldn't a 1% sample be 3,300,000? Funnily enough, the "White" population is listed as 234,370,202 on Wikipedia, of which a 1% sample would contain 2,343,702 people. I'm sure the closeness of this number to the one he gave is pure coincidence though. After all, targeting a specific population for unethical medical testing you wouldn't do on anyone else sounds very much like a eugenics policy, and as such is something our esteemed cinema robert would never advocate for. No, he wouldn't do that, especially not immediately after going on a screed about ACTUAL EUGENICS.
 
"This is eugenics!", screamed the man who wished that the KKK and Nazis didn't ruin eugenics, as he sits on his diabetic ass and fantasizes about wiping away entire swaths of people because they don't fit his narrow view of the "superior future".
You know those 'behold the master race' posts of losers with swastika tattoos? Bob's the reverse of that. He thinks he's one of the 'coastal elites' 'cause he's from a shitty industrial town that happens to be next to the ocean.
 
Thinkers vs Believers

Someone should tell Bob that they're the same.

Thinkers vs Doers are the ones who are different.
Robert is neither a thinker or doer. But he is a believer. A very angry, dogmatic believer.
There is a quote about writers.
Specifically about smart ones vs. dumb ones.
I'm not gonna repeat the whole thing, just paraphrase the pertinent part.
"To a dumb person a smart person is indistinguishable from a fucking wizard."
Bob is that dumb person in awe of the seemingly inhuman intellect of the smart person.
Of course thanks to Dunning Kruger Bob thinks he's one of the intelligent ubermensch instead of the credulous moron he really is.
For all his self proclaimed love of knowledge and understanding Bob's precious scientists, technology and science might as well be wizards and magic for all Bob cares or understands.
A true Believer if there ever was one.
 
Where did he get the 2,289,999 Trumpers number? Is he referring to the current number of Trump Supporters, or is he believing that’s the number of people that voted for Trump?

Well he says that's supposed to be a 1% sample size of the US population in total, if he wanted to kill specifically Trump voters though he'd have to dig some pretty large mass graves because according to the 2016 election results Trump got almost 63 million Americans to vote for him.
 
I just can't get over that picture of the Mountain Dew chicken. That bird was marinating in a sink for THREE DAYS. It also still has the skin on it, which is a big no-no if you want the marinade to penetrate the meat. Also, marinating a chicken for more than two days can cause the meat to get tough. That chicken that Bob marinated in hot sauce for five days? Probably transmogrified into a new form of industrial rubber. Too bad Bob ate it instead of selling it to Goodyear. He could've made millions...

Also, Bob shouldn't think that the flyover states are nothing but a wasteland. Most of the Cities in America - regardless of what state they're in - vote solid blue and are homes to universities and colleges. There are also areas of commerce and research scattered throughout the countryside - cities that aren't as large as metropolitan areas, but are more likely to share their big city Democrat politics. About the only places in America that are wastelands are the Great Plains areas where there's nothing but grass and mountains. (And missile silos.) There's also this weird phenomenon where the Western states tend to be more libertarian than the MidWest and South. The Old West was even the first place in the entire country to give the vote to women. I'm not sure Bob should be advocating their demise since they'd probably agree with him on a lot of policies (not to mention they grow the steaks he feasts upon at pretentious, small-portion steakhouses.)
 
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“The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.”

What a beautiful soul you got there Robert, you really do fight hard for a future where you children's children (har) will be able to see thew cosmos and expand the human experience beyond the thin graps of our imagination.

And you fight by *gonna act like a twitter faggot and type "checks notes": posting on twitter and voting for glorified burocrats who won't acomplish anything of the sorts... yeah you keep fighting that good fight my friend.

Because there is no way that this whole venting about superior future and you anger against the obsoletes that hold it back is just a smoke screen for you do be caustic because you have a miserable, lonely life... nope, not at all, 100% altruism here folks!
 
Lol, his whole rant about robots and spaceships was about how he, specifically, was personally robbed of his robot body and personal spaceship. He shoulda been orbiting earth by now, threatening to drop a-bombs on those obsolete mayo ghouls! What do you mean Bob would have been last in line for a brain transfer? He's a coastal elite, he's smahtah then those rich kids from Hahvaad! Dozens of people interact with him online every day, he's totally an influencer!
 
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“The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.”

What a beautiful soul you got there Robert, you really do fight hard for a future where you children's children (har) will be able to see thew cosmos and expand the human experience beyond the thin graps of our imagination.

And you fight by *gonna act like a twitter faggot and type "checks notes": posting on twitter and voting for glorified burocrats who won't acomplish anything of the sorts... yeah you keep fighting that good fight my friend.

Because there is no way that this whole venting about superior future and you anger against the obsoletes that hold it back is just a smoke screen for you do be caustic because you have a miserable, lonely life... nope, not at all, 100% altruism here folks!

It's transparently a lie, anyway. One of his more infamous statements (almost up there with "No bad tactics") is him bitching about "the future that I was denied." "I," not his tardniece or his own purely theoretical descendants. Intellectually honest as ever, Bob.
 
It's transparently a lie, anyway. One of his more infamous statements (almost up there with "No bad tactics") is him bitching about "the future that I was denied." "I," not his tardniece or his own purely theoretical descendants. Intellectually honest as ever, Bob.
In the future he thinks he deserved, he was going to live forever.
 
The fact that Motion Picture Robert thinks Hillary will create his Star Trek future is hilarious to me.

Let me remind that the guy arguing this was pissed that Scott Pilgram got wrecked by The Expendables at the box office.
 
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