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Chris Chipman is well-connected with other cows:
Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
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I;m guessing Robert also used Mayonnaise because it has a notoriously short shelf life, and he's implying that the White Race is likewise, starting to reach the end of its usefulness. I can't help but think though, that Bob's insult was also inspired by the Soggies, villain mascots for Captain Crunch that were popular during the 80's.
Their leader was the Sogmaster, a fatty robot fetishist in a mechanical suit. (Resemblance to MovieBob is purely coincidental, I'm sure.)
It's sad to see how far Star Trek has sunk in recent iterations. The funniest part of that RLM skit wasn't the skit itself, it was when they showed a clip of the show with Enterprises' new design. A design which had the center of the saucer section rotating in one direction and an outer ring rotating in another direction. First of all, the only reason you'd see rotating rings like that IRL space is because you're trying to use centrifugal force to create artificial gravity. (See 2001: A Space Odyssey for an example.) Ships in the ST universe don't need to do that because they already have non-centrifugal force-based artificial gravity. And even if they didn't, you wouldn't have two rings spinning in opposite directions from each other (because how would you line up the entrances between the sections?) and certainly not at the speed those two sections appear to be rotating at, lest everyone find themselves plastered to the floor/wall thanks to the excessive G-Forces. This was a ship design made purely because the people running the show thought it would look cool without realizing that it would look stupid to anyone with an above 7th-grade science education.
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Bob has forgotten what it means to be average sized.
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>4 Burgers
>2 Nuggets
>2 Fries
>4 Drinks
Bob "open a window and take a walk" Chipman, in his efforts to Build a Better Gamer; thinks that ~4000 calories* of Mickey D's is "A fairly small amount for an average sized person" With that mentality, its a wonder he's not in the running for Prime Fat.
*Nuggets estimated to be 20 piece each, Fries estimated Medium, Drinks estimated Large-Coke, Sandwiches estimated to be 2 mcdoubles and 2 cheeseburgers.
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Bob once again demonstrates how out of touch he is with anything "average."
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At most I would maybe be able to manage two burgers and maybe some fries.
Those drinks are mostly ice but that's like drinking a whole carton of liquid in one go.
Any type of competitive eating requires practice if they're doing sheer mass. Because the food is going to come up if you're unprepared. Your stomach needs to be able to take the strain, usually if I have fast food it's the only meal I'll have for the day because I'll feel full until the next day.
Those drinks are mostly ice but that's like drinking a whole carton of liquid in one go.
Any type of competitive eating requires practice if they're doing sheer mass. Because the food is going to come up if you're unprepared. Your stomach needs to be able to take the strain, usually if I have fast food it's the only meal I'll have for the day because I'll feel full until the next day.
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As someone helpfully shared on Cuck Windbag's thread, Archive.org has a perfectly functional way to request removal of material that users have posted without permission, Windbag is just too lazy/dumb to go through the proper channels and opted to bitch to his personal army on Twitter instead, which is these people's go to method of dealing with everything.
As someone else helpfully shared on Cuck's thread, he hates capitalism and profit motive except when it's his money.
Four cheeseburgers (two of which look like they're double patties) two orders of McNuggets, two orders of fries and four sodas. "A fairly small amount for an average-sized person."
No wonder this fat fuck gave himself diabetes.
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He never knew what it means to be average sized in the first place.
Fast food "lasts" so short? WTF? These greaseballs lodge in your stomach for the better part of a day!
Reminder that Bobby also prides himself for being an outdoors survivor. I'm pretty sure he can gather the equivalent of this "fairy small amount" easily in the wilderness.
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Since all the movies that were supposed to come out are delayed by the coronavirus can’t be reviewed, what use does The Escapist get from Bob now beyond Big Picture?
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I'm a giant fat sack of shit and I still could only manage about maybe a third of that before I'd be puking. Like two burgers or both nuggets? Sure. Two fries? Yep, though I'd want two burgers instead of the second fries as much as I love fries. Two burgers/nuggets and both fries Together? Fuck I'd get a bit sick since the second fries or burger would be bloating for me. All that together? Fuck no.
Bobby, you thinking this is small is not normal. The literal fuck is wrong with you.
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Turns out Bobby's Arts and Craft project is an average-sized easter egg:
Mommy Hillary!
Mommy Hillary!
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It's those goddamned TV shows that made people think the wrong things!
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You can't blame him for thinking that media is the sole determinator of political opinion...well you could but only by blaming him for the self inflicted setup he's projecting.
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He's also reviewed Netflix movies so he'll probably just stick with those. And when the quarantine ends, he won't want to go out unless it's for Disney flicks.
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"...it's just as inadequate for confronting this moment." Did Roberto just slip up and admit he thinks that Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are inadequate? Fuck Bob, you're astonishingly bad at using your inside brain. Then again, if he actually put more thought into his political rants instead of spewing them stream of consciousness style, he'd realize that aside from a deep hatred of lower income whites who work with their hands and a desire to be given cool sci fi tech for free, his supposed "beliefs" have zero consistency and make no fucking sense.
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I think he's trying to shit on Bernie for trying to turn the left back into pro-union New Deal democrats. Again showing he had no understanding of the meaning of words.
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Yeah, but he did that by calling Bernie's politics just as inadequate as Hillary and Obama's.
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I'd prefer all of it to be homemade. I'm a big man myself, but I have standards. Good thing I know how to cook.
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I puked a little, ngl. Never really expected bob to show any kind of restraint but that right there is fucking absurd.
"Isn't much density to it" i mean, there is, it's just git a lot of density with regards to the amount of fat, sodium, and cholesterol contained in that picture. That's not really going to satisfy you because out of the roughly 4,000 kCal pictured right there there are no real sources of nutrients that your body actually needs. This rather nicely explains how he fit into the crowd at PAX East so well, ffs.
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Oh yeah? Do YOU know the proper way to cook a chicken that's been double vacuum sealed in a vat of spicy blood? I'ma stop ya, because I know the answer is no, and tell you that you need to use duct tape. This is why you are an obsolete bully on a doxxxshing blog and Bob can casually throw back a four person meal.
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