Borderlands (1, 2, 3, The Pre-Sequel, TftB)

The Pulverizer said:
Because BL3 failed miserably they couldn't milk it for years like they did with BL2. So we're getting a Borderlands 4 and I predict that it will somehow be worse than 3.
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Did it? I thought it sold like hotcakes. 15 million sold in 3 years, apparently. (lmao at Palworld selling 25 in a month)
 
Merton J. Dingle said:
Autogynephilia. A man who is aroused at the thought of himself as a woman. A tranny.
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You could've stopped at autogynephilia. Do we have a picture of this wonderful creature?
Pierre D'Olnique said:
Did it? I thought it sold like hotcakes. 15 million sold in 3 years, apparently. (lmao at Palworld selling 25 in a month)
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It was successful, but it's got no longevity. Here let me show you:

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And if you compare the Steam charts records between Borderlands 2 and Borderlands 3, then you'll see how pathetic BL3's numbers truly are. Borderlands 2 was doing great up until 2015 and Borderlands 3's numbers sank within less than a year. I also remember seeing BL3 go on sale for like $20 or less so take the 15 million figure with a grain of salt.

Assuming that Borderlands 4 comes out next year (journos right now assume that the game will be announced in June) it will somehow have to compete with Helldivers 2 which is bigger than Fortnite and COD right now. So unless 2K really gets their shit together, then I doubt Borderlands 4 will be a success.
 
As an entertainment journalist, Maggs has also contributed to io9,[7] Tor.com,[8] Time Out London,[9] National Post,[10] Marie Claire,[11] The Guardian,[12] PC Gamer,[13] BuzzFeed,[14] and Barnes & Noble.[14]
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When triple-A sellouts hire journos do they try to hide their involvement? We all know Alanah Pearce wrote for Ragnarok (because there's nothing else she could possibly do), but she was listed in the credits as "additional help".

Someone needs to make a blog or something that showcases all of the politically motivated leftist writers that destroy videogames. You can find all the games this troon in particular has ruined here.
 
SatanicBudgie said:
Honestly, thanks to this horrible miscast I couldn't even tell that Curtis is supposed to be Tannis. I knew about the movie but didn't care about it (I'm fan of Borderlands but BL3 happened and I had no high hopes for this movie) so when I noticed the movie poster I was like: "Who the fuck is this old woman??? Is this a new character?" and then notice she's supposed to be Tannis.

Seriously, why are Lilith and Tannis twice their age?! All characters look nothing like their counterparts but Lilith and Tannis are the biggest offenders imo.
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It's modern Hollywood. Take a popular franchise or whatever, get a couple A-list actors and celebrities, and you have yourself a movie. The way I see it you have people playing characters rather than trying to bring those characters to life. Granted I understand it's Hollywood so they'll milk all the celebrities staring in the movie but I tune out when I see a clearly senseless cashgrab. The original Mortal Kombat movie looks better than this and it was released in the 90's with bad CGI.
 
The Pulverizer said:
You could've stopped at autogynephilia. Do we have a picture of this wonderful creature?

It was successful, but it's got no longevity. Here let me show you:

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And if you compare the Steam charts records between Borderlands 2 and Borderlands 3, then you'll see how pathetic BL3's numbers truly are. Borderlands 2 was doing great up until 2015 and Borderlands 3's numbers sank within less than a year. I also remember seeing BL3 go on sale for like $20 or less so take the 15 million figure with a grain of salt.

Assuming that Borderlands 4 comes out next year (journos right now assume that the game will be announced in June) it will somehow have to compete with Helldivers 2 which is bigger than Fortnite and COD right now. So unless 2K really gets their shit together, then I doubt Borderlands 4 will be a success.
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BL3 was an epic exclusive for one year. When it came to steam everyone had already played it.
 
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whogoesthere said:
Or Brock Lesner, I hear he is likely looking for work these days. Could even give a cameo to Sable.
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The Undertaker probably
The Pulverizer said:
Lmao that Peter Griffin ballsack chin.
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Don't forget that she's wearing same the white buttoned shirt and glasses. All she needs to do is gain weight and she's literally one of her long-lost offsprings
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Optimus Prime said:
In case anybody missed it...Randy Pitchfuck has already declared the movie the first in YET ANOTHER FUCKING CINEMATIC UNIVERSE.
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Im going to scoup out Randy's greasy eye balls with a spoon. And then Im going to make a statue about it.
Tablet County said:
>No Brick
I know Dave Bautista is in everything nowadays but did the hacks making this movie not once consider "Hey this guy who's a dead ringer for Brick who's also super popular because of capeshit might just make a good candidate for a live action version of Brick."
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There is absolutely no reason to use Krieg instead of Brick. You could have done the same and more with him.
Pierre D'Olnique said:
I haven't played enough of Doppelganger to really have an opinion. Couldn't even be assed to cheat a high level character in, but I heard the skill was shit and the most broken build was centered around money stacks.
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The inspired skill is OP as fuck and everyone should have it.


"You are a really great farmer"

🌠INSPIRED
 
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Pierre D'Olnique said:
I haven't played enough of Doppelganger to really have an opinion. Couldn't even be assed to cheat a high level character in, but I heard the skill was shit and the most broken build was centered around money stacks.
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Timothy was a tough one and there were very few solid builds for him, but I remember grenades and his holograms being key. Odd character and tough to play, but could be good in very limited directions. I was the last one in my friend circle to get into the original, so I got saddled with the girl, which turned out funny, since Lilith was OP. Then BL2 spent way too much time nerfing anything they thought was playing the game wrong, like Anarchy Gaige and the Conference Call. Because Pitchford is a retard who hates people who don't play his game the way they "should."
 
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