Boring Lolcows who you don't get the appeal of

[Tenshi Eating A Corn Dog!]

I think it's either that a cow is past their prime in terms of content or that we see and/or know people like them so their antics seem uninteresting to us. Realistically speaking, the only thing that seperates anybody with a thread here from some other person with issues is that they had some sort of presence online and/or in real life to be noticed.

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BossmanJack is an eternal rerun episode and I would not follow his thread

 

[Axiom.]

Personally speaking, cows so mentally ill that they genuinely lose touch with reality, and their thoughts are so incoherent that it becomes genuinely concerning what they're actually talking about. Let me explain, I don't think most Schizo cows are all that funny because they mostly got baited into doing antics on someone else's behalf, so whatever zing is there is ruined for me. Other than that, cows that Kiwi Tapes made more of a talking point so people like Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, and Earl Dube who are pedophile loners, and people treat them as they are the most dangerous people on earth despite both suffering immense IRL trolling.

 

[Edelgard von Hresvelg]

Does TheWhiteBowser count? All I know about the guy is that he's autistic and/or a predator, because that's literally the only thing that his orbiters say about him. I see and/or hear "TheWhiteBowser is a predator" repeated word-for-word without variation at least a dozen times every time I try to watch a Rogue Stream or Smokey video, to the point that I don't even really pay attention to their content any more. The guy must not be that interesting if his big claim to fame is being into not-of-age cartoon characters.

Personally speaking, cows so mentally ill that they genuinely lose touch with reality, and their thoughts are so incoherent that it becomes genuinely concerning what they're actually talking about. Let me explain, I don't think most Schizo cows are all that funny because they mostly got baited into doing antics on someone else's behalf, so whatever zing is there is ruined for me. Other than that, cows that Kiwi Tapes made more of a talking point so people like Cyraxx, Daniel Larson, and Earl Dube who are pedophile loners, and people treat them as they are the most dangerous people on earth despite both suffering immense IRL trolling.

Cyraxx and Daniel definitely fit into this genre of cow for me as well. It's always just weirdo zoomers going out of their way to fuck with some crazy guy or average Discord sped while trying to justify their annoying antics as punishing some big meanie. Cowtubers eat it up because it's easy content.

I enjoy watching dumb people getting the shit kicked out of them, and even I find the way people fuck with Daniel Larson distasteful.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

Movie Bob. He's just a fat loudmouth with generic opinions.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

Movie Bob. He's just a fat loudmouth with generic opinions.

Like most lolcows he was far more entertaining a decade ago when he was the "GAME OVERTHINKER" and running around in a fat ninja outfit in the woods pretending to kill Dragon Quest slimes. His extreme political views are now run of the mill since the overton window has shifted so far so quickly.

For me I've never liked "the sektur". It's mostly guys sitting in their room streaming making up drama with others that are sitting in their room streaming. Most clips are one guy saying "this guy sucks" and then there is a clip of the other guy going "no, you suck", and it's like some kind of federated wrestling but without the greasy grappling.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

His extreme political views are now run of the mill since the overton window has shifted so far so quickly

This is why I think Chris wouldn't get nearly as much attention if he was discovered today. The only part that makes him notable at this point is what he did to Barb.

like some kind of federated wrestling but without the greasy grappling.

Well, most of these spergs came from IBS so no wonder.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

Cyraxx is getting into the boring category for me now. I recently started watching Ernie Berkowitz's Chance: An Akron Fairytale, and turns out he's been screaming exactly the same lines for years now. Every Cyraxx video is basically a dialogue tree where he launches in the same rant in response to keywords, basically. The only funny stuff out of him is physical things, like the rages, the dancing, and confrontations, but those are getting rarer and rarer.

 

[Tablet County]

Nick Rekeita. He's talked about on this site like he's the epitome of lolcowdom, but whenever I read the updates on CH it bores me. A middle aged man cheating on his wife isn't interesting.

You have to understand, people thought he wasn't what he is for the longest time, and a lot of people feel betrayed now that he's revealed himself to be a gigantic faggot doing coke and potentially exposing his children to drugs and cuckoldry.

 

[Counterfeit Obol]

You have to understand, people thought he wasn't what he is for the longest time, and a lot of people feel betrayed now that he's revealed himself to be a gigantic faggot doing coke and potentially exposing his children to drugs and cuckoldry.

The main problem with Nick is that people would keep posting even the most inane (by lolcow standards) developments, so over-saturation of Nick-related news was bound to turn some people off.

As for lolcows that I find boring? Bossman. Yes, he's a chronic gambler who regularly demonstrates the house always wins. Anything else that makes him interesting?

 

[74164978231]

Im gonna be honest, almost all of them. Seems for a good chunk of people here the "lolcows" are just their version of reality tv.

 

[Bill Kilgore]

For me it was Joshua Block, I don't really see nor get about what so intriguing about the guy, he seems to be just some weirdo who likes to post himself doing weird posses on landmarks and such, certainly isn't helping either with the fact that his community is filled with the brim with A-logs.

What about CWC?

I would've been agreed with you if it wasn't for the fact that the Idea Guys existed.

I mean, let's be fair here, had it not been for Wise barging his way into the Picture. it would probably just going to be him being angry over that stupid brony TF2 channel for years.

 

[grump]

What about so boring that becomes the appeal of following them?

 

[MarkieMark]

He doesn't have a proper mention here but a lot of people are getting on WorldOfTShirts. I think he's a boring lolcow on the fact at most, he's a dysfunctional alcoholic. That, and I don't think he's as bad as the bars that have been set here.

 

[3deadniggers]

The main problem with Nick is that people would keep posting even the most inane (by lolcow standards) developments, so over-saturation of Nick-related news was bound to turn some people off.

A lot of the feature posts about him and other's getting spammed every week look more agenda driven than content driven. The community happenings thread is ideal for an addicted gambler losing loads of money but it's not a major event. It's like people being featured are less about how funny they are and more about how many people they've upset at the top.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

For me I've never liked "the sektur". It's mostly guys sitting in their room streaming making up drama with others that are sitting in their room streaming.

Good reminder of how very gay and effeminate it all is.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Good reminder of how very gay and effeminate it all is.

So much so that the balldoverse has started leaking into other unrelated boards.

What about so boring that becomes the appeal of following them?

Mundane internet weirdos are some of the highest quality ones sometimes IMO. Guys like Joe Cracker and Joe winko (weirdly both named joe) immediately come to mind. Sometimes it's cool to have a chill sometimes funny sometimes unintentionally funny guy with a weird life or a completely mostly normal guy known solely for being pranked by some guys he was on a forum with into thinking they were gonna turn his zelda script into a movie over a decade ago.

EDIT: I just remembered both of the guys I mentioned have accounts here lmao. Not gonna ping them cause this sin't like an intentional shoutout or anything but the interactions they've had on here are chill in their own way, one of the big things I can say that's a big positive about the guys. Cracker was a lot less chill back in the day though before the light of courage thing happened IIRC hence why he has the status. I mean on top of the being kinda silly/eccentric which is like the main qualifier for it.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

I just can’t get into any cow that requires me to watch endless hours of YouTube videos. I just want to read some social media insanity and that’s it. I like when I can ignore a cow for a few months and quickly catch up either by skimming or using the highlight feature. I guess I just don’t have the attention span.

 

[Kiwisee]

I just can’t get into any cow that requires me to watch endless hours of YouTube videos. I just want to read some social media insanity and that’s it. I like when I can ignore a cow for a few months and quickly catch up either by skimming or using the highlight feature. I guess I just don’t have the attention span.

This is exactly why Drama YouTubers need to learn the art of being concise.

 

[74164978231]

Honestly 95% of them. Nothing more than reality tv brainrot drama in a different medium. How anyone can so closely follow every word from these people like its the word of god is beyond me.

 

[The Cringe Connoisseur]

King cobra. He's a lazy ugly alcoholic retard sitting on his ass taking money from other retards so they can throw text insults at him. Even the documentation channels for him have to cut out hours of "content" and focus on things that could be considered somewhat entertaining so who the hell cares?