Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 168 13.6%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 64.9%

  • Total voters
    1,235
I just wrote the following on https://www.christianitytoday.com/ct/help/contactus.html ...

I AM the returned Christ and Albert Einstein reincarnated; see http://7seals.blogspot.com . I've unveiled secrets hidden since the foundation of this world.

WARNING! I expect to hear back from you guys. Do not ignore or dismiss this all-important message.


- Brad Watson, Miami
http://7seals.yuku.com
You're email is going in the trash and they will block you. Maybe they'll call the police because they think you're an unhinged crazy man. Stop harassing people who definitely dont give a shit about you schizophrenic delusions. Have any of these people responded to ask more details and didnt think you were dumb as fuck?
 
You're email is going in the trash and they will block you. Maybe they'll call the police because they think you're an unhinged crazy man. Stop harassing people who definitely dont give a shit about you schizophrenic delusions. Have any of these people responded to ask more details and didnt think you were dumb as fuck?
Given how he types, they probably will just block him like a bot.

That's what spamming the same shit looks like to normal humans Dick; it looks like a bot selling dick pills that is worthy of only being tossed into trash.
 
In chaos theory , the butterfly effect is the sensitive dependence on initial conditions in which a small change in one state of a deterministic nonlinear system can result in large differences in a later state... Lorenz discovered the effect when he observed that runs of his weather model with initial condition data that was rounded in a seemingly inconsequential manner would fail to reproduce the results of runs with the unrounded initial condition data. A very small change in initial conditions had created a significantly different outcome.

Butterfly effect - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect

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Ah yes, the other Richard will do in this thread, link things he's finally heard about and it's Wikipedia page because he cannot be arsed to pick up a book.
 
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First: what, exactly, does the Butterfly Effect have to do with your "theories?"
Second: don't tell me you believes the whole "Jesus married Mary Magdalene" horseshit. That's stupid, even for you.
 
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I love how Richard has never read up on Gaius Julius Caesar or Cleopatra VII Philopator. If he did, he would see that there's nothing in common with Jesus or Mary Magdalene. Cleopatra alone has an interesting family history as well as an interesting personal history. He just reads what little information Wikipedia has on them and figures that's all there is.

Like lets forget all of the wars Caesar was in, or the amount of deaths on Cleopatra's hands.
 
First: what, exactly, does the Butterfly Effect have to do with your "theories?"
Second: don't tell me you believes the whole "Jesus married Mary Magdalene" horseshit. That's stupid, even for you.
He does on the latter; he literally believes this because one time he saw the Da Vinci Code movie and it made him feel smart watching it and allowed him to play autistic number games. He literally believes nothing in the Bible other than some guy named Jesus exists and the world will end soon. He's not remotely a Christian in the slightest due to denying the basic tenets of the Old and New Covenants.

Oh, and you now get to see him claim that he's successful and not a failed and angry musician because he's now claiming the works of Gaius Julius Caesar as his own like he often does with his reincarnation autism. He does that a lot because he thinks the works of those figures count to his own success; the lamest and stupidest attempt to rub credibility onto him really.

Butterfly effect item was just because he watched Jurassic Park again, betting on it.
 
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He does on the latter; he literally believes this because one time he saw the Da Vinci Code movie and it made him feel smart watching it and allowed him to play autistic number games. He literally believes nothing in the Bible other than some guy named Jesus exists and the world will end soon. He's not remotely a Christian in the slightest due to denying the basic tenets of the Old and New Covenants.

Oh, and you now get to see him claim that he's successful and not a failed and angry musician because he's now claiming the works of Gaius Julius Caesar as his own like he often does with his reincarnation autism. He does that a lot because he thinks the works of those figures count to his own success; the lamest and stupidest attempt to rub credibility onto him really.

Butterfly effect item was just because he watched Jurassic Park again, betting on it.
I would say The Butterfly Effect movie but that's beyond his limited understanding so Jurassic Park it is.
 
I posted the following on https://www.space.com/43007-universe-has-mirror-image-universe.html?utm_source=notification

The BIG Bang-Bit Bang: a supermassive white hole expansion of energy & information 13.8 billion years ago that was spawned by a supermassive black hole at the heart of a galaxy in our parent universe. This duality combines relativity’s singularities of infinite density in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth of this & all universes within The Conglomerate: multiverse w/out random bubble universes & parallel worlds. Our U exists inside that SBH & shares the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & info transferred. Our U is 1 in ~2 trillion offspring - each w/ similar physical constants - of its parent universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect cycle explains both infinite space & eternity. Reproduction (making a copy) is an essential characteristic & the simplest plan of continued existence for everything from cells, to animals, to humans, to universes. - part of Seal #1 of the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'
 
I would say The Butterfly Effect movie but that's beyond his limited understanding so Jurassic Park it is.

It's probably just it got mentioned in a Star Trek episode and he latched onto it.

He seems to be in his own little bubble again.
 
First: what, exactly, does the Butterfly Effect have to do with your "theories?"
Second: don't tell me you believes the whole "Jesus married Mary Magdalene" horseshit. That's stupid, even for you.
He tried to cite the da Vinci Code as a source earlier in this thread. He really is that stupid.
 
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Mr. XXX,

Leonardo encoded many things in his The Last Supper including GOD=7_4. Notice how Jesus son of Joseph is depicted as the 7th from the left or right and Da Vinci uniquely grouped the twelve disciples in 4 groups of three.

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I left the following comment on https://www.livescience.com/64556-tomb-of-antony-and-cleopatra.html?utm_source=notification ...

Julius Caesar (JC), d March 15, 44 BC, was reincarnated as Jesus Christ (JC), b April 17, 6 BC. Cleopatra VII, d 30 BC, was reincarnated as Mary Magdalean, b May 8, 2 BC.

For those wondering what the response to his schizophrenic ramblings were
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Brad is still dumb as fuck.

I posted the following on https://www.space.com/43007-universe-has-mirror-image-universe.html?utm_source=notification

The BIG Bang-Bit Bang: a supermassive white hole expansion of energy & information 13.8 billion years ago that was spawned by a supermassive black hole at the heart of a galaxy in our parent universe. This duality combines relativity’s singularities of infinite density in a ‘Cosmic Egg’ birth of this & all universes within The Conglomerate: multiverse w/out random bubble universes & parallel worlds. Our U exists inside that SBH & shares the same boundary/event horizon. That SBH-SWH phase transition was an umbilical Einstein-Rosen wormhole w/ energy transformed & info transferred. Our U is 1 in ~2 trillion offspring - each w/ similar physical constants - of its parent universe. This ‘simple’ cause-&-effect cycle explains both infinite space & eternity. Reproduction (making a copy) is an essential characteristic & the simplest plan of continued existence for everything from cells, to animals, to humans, to universes. - part of Seal #1 of the "7 Seals" revealed as 'Beyond Einstein Theories'
This dogshit post he keeps spamming doesnt show up on Facebook anymore. Span filters have caught on. His whole Facebook honestly should get reported for spam.
 
For those wondering what the response to his schizophrenic ramblings were
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Brad is still dumb as fuck.


This dogshit post he keeps spamming doesnt show up on Facebook anymore. Span filters have caught on. His whole Facebook honestly should get reported for spam.
Well Richard here is too stupid to know that people think he's an idiot and insane. I see that they deleted his post (the A Mirror Image of Our Universe May Have Existed Before the Big Bang one).
 
I feel like bear baiting Internet Jesus here is a Kiwi Farms rite of passage. You aren't a proper user until you get into a 1-3 page slap fight with Brad that invariably results in you being damned to hell for some period of time. Shame Brad is utterly against the idea of making autographed certificates of damnation and selling them to his internet victims. I'd totally get mine framed and mounted on the wall.
 
Mr. XXX,

Leonardo encoded many things in his The Last Supper including GOD=7_4. Notice how Jesus son of Joseph is depicted as the 7th from the left or right and Da Vinci uniquely grouped the twelve disciples in 4 groups of three.


Brad, I have to admire the sheer depths of your deluded arrogance here.

In fact, fun story for you.

When Da Vinci was doing the painting for a monastery, a prior there was bugging him to speed up the pace while he was struggling for a good way to paint Judas Iscariot. The prior eventually shut up when Da Vinci told him to piss off or he'd make the prior the model for Judas.

If this were modern day, Da Vinci would have no better model for Judas than a craven thief who turns on what Jesus stands for. not for what they are, but for what they wanted them to be not turning out like they want their idea of Jesus to be.
 
Brad, here's an explanation of the Butterfly Effect that even you can understand. It's in cartoon form too, so you don't have to read anything!
Also, serious question: why do you call the Big Bang "the Bit Bang?"
 
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