Cultcow Brad Watson / Richard Bradshaw Watson / Brad Watson_Miami - Jesus & Albert Einstein reincarnated, discoverer of GOD=7_4 Theory

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How do you grade Brad Watson? This is an official poll that reflects the will of GOD.

  • Excellent A - Freedom from corporeal shackles and permitted audience with THE LORD.

    Votes: 167 13.5%
  • Passing B - Freedom from corporeal shackles and free attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Fair C - Freedom from corporeal shackles. Given limited, general attendance of GOD's Kingdom.

    Votes: 22 1.8%
  • Poor D - Reincarnated as Man to be given a second chance at attempting to earn GOD's graces.

    Votes: 39 3.2%
  • Fail F - Reincarnated as a non-human for 326 years, 221 days, and 14 hours.

    Votes: 76 6.2%
  • Fail F - Sentenced to eternal tortures in HELL for crimes against THE LORD GOD.

    Votes: 106 8.6%
  • Fail F - Forced to post on the kiwifarms.net for 24 years, 30 days, and 2 hours.

    Votes: 802 65.0%

  • Total voters
    1,234
I think that Brad is done playing here for the most part. He prefers his little facebook, where he can legitmize his little judgments by blocking people, like some petulant child kicking people out of his lousy tree house after they say mean things to him. It's the only place where he feels like a god. On here, where he's just another poster? Well, he can't ignore us, the bad luck he keeps throwing our way doesn't seem to be affecting us, so he just pees his pants, takes his digestion pills, and runs to facebook to post pictures of Ronald Reagon like a psychopath. How's All-Father's spirit wolf, Crusty Jesus Man? You like getting teabagged?
 
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Welcome back Brad. Do you have my sentence yet?
 
GOD=7_4, 7/4=July 4th. Have you guys heard this Masonic(7 letters, 74=M13+A1+S19+O15+N14+I9+C3) Code(4) before? Please see http://GOD704.wikia.com .

There are 148 characters in your post and 17 words. 148/17 = 8.7. 8.7 x GOD (704) = 6124.8. The number of characters in the previous two sentences is 92. 6124.8/92 = 66.5739. A good mathematician always rounds to three significant figures.

Your post = 66.6
You lose again.
 
Brad what kind of meth do I need to find re-incarnated Kurt Cobain and Tupac plz help.
Let's face it, you need to do a lot of drugs before any of Bradly's shit starts to make sense.
 
I don't feel like reading 95 pages, but has anyone introduced this guy to TJChurch? From the limited quotes I've seen, it looks like they speak a similar &/or compatible language that they might be able to talk/communicate with each other.
 
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Gene Parmesan Cheese Breath,

Thanks to your hypothetical replies to my facts, I've rewritten the following from my new (second) book, Plan-it Theory: GOD=7_4 algorithm/code or FOD=6_4 (Planet Nestor)...

Besides Earth (similar perspective to the 7 Classical Planets), this solar system has 7 planets and the 4th from the Sun of these is the LARGEST: Jupiter. Out of these 7 planets, 4 are non-rocky gas or ice giants. Venus is .7 AU & Mercury .4 AU from the Sun (Venus .7233322, Mercury .3870987 with aphelion at .47). Saturn's '4 seasons' are each ~7.4 years long. 74% of the planetary gravitational/tidal forces on the Sun are caused by Jupiter. Including Earth, Uranus is the 7th planet from the Sun and it has the 4th largest mass. Not including Earth, Neptune is the 7th planet from the Sun and is the 4th heaviest. Both Uranus and Neptune have diameters 4 times Earth’s.
 
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Administrator - kiwifarms.net

"seek medical help for your terminal illness.
THREAD=10_CK"

This is the reply I get after posting simple scientific data supporting the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code? That doesn't make any sense. Why did you close the thread? There were many people involved in this that you have unfairly not considered.

You have rudely judged me and have chosen to try to prevent me from getting my very important message to the public. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 2.7.15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 1,000 years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). When your eternal soul is born-again as human, in will be under really bad circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize and reopen this thread, do many hours of confirmable community service, and then petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c.
http://7seals.yuku.com
 
Note: You can repent, apologize and reopen this thread, do many hours of confirmable community service, and then petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.

Huh. You hear about people 'poking the bear' but it's always surprising to see.
 
AppleChrisp,

Apparently you lied that I "have a terminal illness". You need to tell the truth. And what's up with trying to ban me from the forum? If you choose to leave the thread, then do so. But lying and trying to silence me and all the others is EVIL!

Gene Parmesan, post: 531478, member: 2568"].
You hear about people 'with their head up their ass', but it's always surprising to actually see.
 
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Null
Administrator - kiwifarms.net

"seek medical help for your terminal illness.
THREAD=10_CK"

This is the reply I get after posting simple scientific data supporting the GOD=7_4 algorithm/code? That doesn't make any sense. Why did you close the thread? There were many people involved in this that you have unfairly not considered.

You have rudely judged me and have chosen to try to prevent me from getting my very important message to the public. Therefore...

By the power(77) vested in me by GOD as His/Her Christ(77=C3+H8+R18+I9+S19+T20), I hereby rule that 2.7.15 is your Judgment Day: you FAIL F.

Sentence: Really bad luck for the rest of your life, then 1,000 years reincarnated as non-human just for your sins here (you have many more). When your eternal soul is born-again as human, in will be under really bad circumstances.

Note: You can repent, apologize and reopen this thread, do many hours of confirmable community service, and then petition this court for a retrial. GOD & the Christ are just & forgiving. However, any contempt-of-court will result in an increased reincarnation sentence.

I strongly recommend that you respect this Judgment.


- Brad(25) Watson(77), Miami
GOD's Judge of All(25) Humanity

c.c.
http://7seals.yuku.com


I feel as though I'm missing something... how did this go from a site update thread to a religion thread in 1 page?
 
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