Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

Bam looks like he's on a sick one: IMG_9823.pngIMG_9821.jpeg
 
Its been 20 years since the THPS series was relevant, so obviously all the bands popular at the time have run out of money (alcohol isn't cheap) are holding "comeback" tours. Even Fred Durst has given up on directing films and instead is doing Limp Bizkit concerts again.
 
When I was a kid watching Jackass, I never felt an ounce of sympathy for Bam or Ryan. I especially had an aversion for Bam, as you could tell he was living life on super easy mode and they only thing he ever needed to worry about was to avoid the trap of "early success" and do dumb shit like get into drugs. He looked like the worst type of kid bully, and I felt like him never did the truly disgusting/dangerous stunts, and that they were thinking that they were above the rest of the crew with their persona and coolness enough to make up for not engaging in as much self-destruction as the others, which might have been true at that time.
But man I would not have expected him to turn this bad, it's arguably a worse fate than OD'ing a few years back or even Ryan's fate, Bam is really an empty shell of his former self, and the way he is slurring his words, walking around, his looks and everything about him is so miserable I can't help but feel just a bit bad for him now...
 
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That and whatever money/ assets he has left. Haven’t been able to find any decent estimates though, but there’s enough for her to leech off of him.
He’s broke as Nasty Nikki found out. I think it’s more that the Bamster used to be a heartthrob for emo/scene girls 20 years ago. That doesn’t mean shit to 99% of the world in current year plus nine but for a z-lister aspiring model like Danii, it’s just enough status to make him seem like a catch compared to the undoubtedly dozens into hundreds of guys she’s fucked in her lifetime.
 
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