Careercow Brandon "Bam" Margera - From Jackass to Lolcow

[Rogowski]

According to the date, these are from late 2019. IDK if that's super significant, but it shows he's held onto this idea for over a year.

Now I’m picturing Bam kicking everyone out of his Addams Family house and once he is completely sure everyone’s gone he carefully removes a velvet painting of Ville Valo from his wall to reveal a heartagram-shaped safe where he keeps all his crayon drawings of his original prank content DO NOT STEAL.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

the key to infinite love is ready to go to his new home

Daamn. He's asking if anyone wants his cat? Brother's not long for this world

 

[Geoff Peterson]

I feel that the opening to Viva La Bam is an eerily accurate depiction of Bam's life so far because it ends with him jumping off a building after saying he'll do whatever the fuck he wants.

 

[Big Nasty]

From what I have read, about 25 years ago Bam was an incredibly friendly, funny and sweet guy. At least to people he looked up to and wanted to impress. But back then he already had problems with alcohol and drugs. His entire life, he has suffered from a complete lack of impulse control.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

From what I have read, about 25 years ago Bam was an incredibly friendly, funny and sweet guy. At least to people he looked up to and wanted to impress. But back then he already had problems with alcohol and drugs. His entire life, he has suffered from a complete lack of impulse control.

2000-2010 was when Bam was at his peak, but once Dunn died and the rest of the CKY crew basically dissolved and went on to live their own private lives, That's when bam really started to spiral.
Plus now he no longer has his pet junkie/stunt monkey/whipping boy Novak living on his couch as he too has sobered up and moved on but here Bam remains wishing for a return to the early 2000s as he never moved on.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Daamn. He's asking if anyone wants his cat? Brother's not long for this world

That is probably the saddest shit I've ever heard.

When he was sober last time, his Insta was just him and his friends skating, playing with his toddler son, hanging out with his family, etc. Now he's been sperging out for the past week because Paramount doesn't want to risk Bam fucking up production. If we werent in a Plandemic, i doubt that they'd give a shit if Bam was in the movie or not. But theaters are dying, they have to settle for a flat rate from streaming platforms, and a guy who's been vocal about how Jackass got him into drinking and drugging, these people can't afford risking the production on a guy who's been in recovery for less than a year.

What make Bam a total faggot lolcow in this situation is his blaming Knoxville and Steve-O for him being fired, and trying to use Ryan Dunn as a goddamn meme.


EDIT: they should give Novak top billing in JackAss 4, just to fuck with Bam

 

[ProfDongs]

Raab Himself will replace Bam as the ultimate fuck you.

 

[N. Gin]

Oh man, Bam is long overdue for a thread. He's that edgy goth teenager of the family that never grew up and just exists as a perpetual manchild, this recent Jackass 4 drama just further proves it. It's a shame too, since he was one of the funner members of the cast, but this has been a long time coming.

 

[Kulee Baba]

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

I think most were smart enough to know the whole jackass body torture stunt shit was really only something that could float in the early 2000s especially when youtube became big and you could find that shit everywhere and much more brutal

It must be tough to realize you've reached your peak and will never be known as anything more than "that fucking idiot who did all those stunt from that stupid TV show 20 years ago".

My bad if these have been posted before, but Knoxville did a really good interview on Hot Ones, ostensibly to boost his new movie at the time (which we also enjoyed, along with Grand Theft Parsons).

And he touched on those subjects quite a bit.

For me at least, in that interview his age shows the most; but also hear hard-won wisdoms that only a few of the Jackass crew have managed (and have yet to) learn.... notably Steve-O, being the most surprising survivor of all, who also did a Hot Ones interview.

 

[Jack Awful]

Daamn. He's asking if anyone wants his cat? Brother's not long for this world

Yeah, I wouldn't count on Bam making it to Christmas at this rate.

My bad if these have been posted before, but Knoxville did a really good interview on Hot Ones, ostensibly to boost his new movie at the time (which we also enjoyed, along with Grand Theft Parsons).

And he touched on those subjects quite a bit.

For me at least, in that interview his age shows the most; but also hear hard-won wisdoms that only a few of the Jackass crew have managed (and have yet to) learn.... notably Steve-O, being the most surprising survivor of all, who also did a Hot Ones interview.

Steve-O's been running his YouTube channel and making legitimately entertaining videos where he tells stories about all the crazy shit he did during the height of his career when he wasn't sober.

 

[GhostButt]

That's sad, I'm sure all those guys would want bam on if he could control himself enough to get through production, at the very least because it would make them more money

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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[Pocket Dragoon]

That's sad, I'm sure all those guys would want bam on if he could control himself enough to get through production, at the very least because it would make them more money

Not anymore; or least not the ones with any sense of self-awareness & preservation. Bam has literally gone toxic; reduced to crying & throwing shade on fucking cheap napkins.

Nobody with a lick of business sense would want Bam anywhere near a serious production. That particular trainwreck stopped being milkable monetarily.

Now..... even if some idiot with too much money did make a show based completely on his insane pitches, they'd be fools not to just lock him in a fucking production trailer with nothing but a mic, monitor, and cases of cheap beer.

 

[Creep3r]

Not anymore; or least not the ones with any sense of self-awareness & preservation. Bam has literally gone toxic; reduced to crying & throwing shade on fucking cheap napkins.

Nobody with a lick of business sense would want Bam anywhere near a serious production. That particular trainwreck stopped being milkable monetarily.

Now..... even if some idiot with too much money did make a show based completely on his insane pitches, they'd be fools not to just lock him in a fucking production trailer with nothing but a mic, monitor, and cases of cheap beer.

I think Bam realizes this which is why he wants to end up on Dr. Phil and cause the biggest dramatic shitshow imaginable when on there. So much so that networks will be "begging" to give him a reality show. I wouldn't be surprised if part of his breakdown is forced just so he can get a new reality show now that he no longer has Jackass support at his disposal.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Thing is, the Dr. Phil ship sailed a long time ago. He's so fucked up they won't even touch him.

Is Jerry Springer still on? That's the tier of shitshow that'd be the only thing I could possibly think he'd be invited to at this point, and even then they'd probably nope the fuck out after the first few production meetings.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I've never seen a post of a father cherishing an old photo of his then newborn son, followed by talking about "poison cocksuckers."

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Thing is, the Dr. Phil ship sailed a long time ago. He's so fucked up they won't even touch him.

Is Jerry Springer still on? That's the tier of shitshow that'd be the only thing I could possibly think he'd be invited to at this point, and even then they'd probably nope the fuck out after the first few production meetings.

He could always go on Steve Wilkos, make Steve angry for being, well, a jackass, and have Steve throw a chair at him.

 

[N. Gin]

Sharing for a laugh.

 

[Android raptor]

Like a lot of people I enjoyed Jackass/Viva La Bam/Wild Boys back when as an edgy kid, so it is kind of sad to see Bam go down the drain. Unfortunately the ball is in his court to get his shit together, no one else can do it for him. Sounds like the other Jackass guys have done all they can and further contact with Bam would probably just risk their sobriety.

I can get why he became an addict, but it's his responsibility to get clean. If nothing else he needs to do it for his kid, growing up with an addict parent fucking sucks.