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Haven't found a "personal" account, but her celebrity-ish account is https://www.facebook.com/brandy.b.benjamin
Dramacow Brandy Wooten / Brandy B. Benjamin - Crazy Cookie Monster With Lupus Who Harasses McDonald's Employees
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I would assume it's not so much the cookie but rather the price; I think they're what, 3 for 1$? Bitch goes deal hunting and demands fresh cookies be ready for her arrival.
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If she wants cheap cookies she could just go to a standard family bakery, they'd probably do cheaper than that..
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Meet Brandy Wooten. She is a fucking lunatic.
Brandy first came to the Farms' attention in the Personal Lolcows thread, where @Evil_Female_Overlord posted the above video. As you can see in said video, the thing you need to know about Brandy, besides her massive ego, is her obsession with McDonald's cookies, as well as her constant abuse of fast food employees (and anyone else who doesn't give her what she wants when she wants it). After the McDonald's video went viral, she made a followup video where she defends her actions, brags about her newfound "fame", and attempts to "call out" the McDonald's employees who made her wait a few minutes for cookies.
http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=9357d98f5254 (Sorry, Liveleak wouldn't embed.)
Note how she seems to think Ronald McDonald is a real person ("Tag dat nigga!"), and threatens to report the employees to him. She also mentions living across the street from that particular McDonald's, and constantly monitors the employees to make sure that they're doing their jobs (i.e., making her cookies).
But Ms. Wooten's batshit insanity does not end with McDonald's cookies. On her YouTube channel, you'll find countless videos she has made that highlight her craziness. Here's one where she harasses a "racist" white woman who banned her from a swimming pool.
Yes, she has kids.
Speaking of her kids, their father apparently walked out on her. I wonder why?
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2hvpMD9g0jGjBlFi-s6ndw
Google+: https://plus.google.com/106748008954903872550/posts
Myspace: https://myspace.com/brandy.b.benjamin
Instagram (Private): https://www.instagram.com/beehrock/
Daily Mail article about her McDonald's tantrum: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ager-told-wait-TWO-MINUTES-fresh-cookies.html
This is why Trump needs to win
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LMFAO. That first video's gonna stay stuck in my head for a while. So many quotable moments alone from that one.
"Give me 'ma money, where's 'ma money."
I wanted to think this was an act though.
Edit: Watched the second video and this woman's nuts. Good find.
"Give me 'ma money, where's 'ma money."
I wanted to think this was an act though.
Edit: Watched the second video and this woman's nuts. Good find.
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She posted a video where she reads hate male and tries to dox the person who sent it to her.
Check out that shirt she's wearing; I don't think she knows the difference between "famous" and "infamous". Oh yeah, and she thinks she's getting her own TV show.
But my favorite part is how having lupus somehow justifies throwing a tantrum and harassing fast food employees over cookies. She even admits to assaulting her boyfriend because he wouldn't buy her cookies. What a fucking psycho.
But my favorite part is how having lupus somehow justifies throwing a tantrum and harassing fast food employees over cookies. She even admits to assaulting her boyfriend because he wouldn't buy her cookies. What a fucking psycho.
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The sad thing is that she's pretty much the norm for a lot of fast food customers. Some of the rudest people you'll ever have to be polite to.
What makes her think she's getting a TV show?
What makes her think she's getting a TV show?
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:autism:Autism:autism:
Or lupus, but we don't have an icon for that.
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Maybe the tag of this thread should be changed to Skitzocow if she keeps this up. I do see elements of a dramacow too.She posted a video where she reads hate male and tries to dox the person who sent it to her.
Check out that shirt she's wearing; I don't think she knows the difference between "famous" and "infamous". Oh yeah, and she thinks she's getting her own TV show.
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In the hate mail video, she says something about eating cookies after getting blood work done, but beyond that, I have no idea. Maybe she's just such a narcissist that she can only eat things that look like her.
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Somehow she'd be far less crazy if she simply sperged about the Cookie Monster while in costume. At least then she wouldn't show the world what Mental Lupus Face looks like.
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This thread has reminded me that I have two McD's ginger cookies left over from lunch.
She definitely has a bad attitude problem and acts how I think Tracy Lynn/Crickets would act. Those poor kids.
Way to be bigot and assume just because we are black, we automatically would act the same.
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Ok, I too have chronic health conditions, but I had no idea it entitled me to stuff, and gave me license to be an utter dick to everyone around me.
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The vid where you flip is a good measuring stick. Now, go back to your thread like a good little Wogglebug.
@DrJonesHat, that's what the SJWs do.
Crickets
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No, hun. You assume all black women act and talk the same. Newsflash, we don't. Should we assume all WW drink Starbucks and cut themselves?
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No, I don't think all black women act and talk the same. However, right now I see one terminally autistic black woman commenting in a thread on another one. Now mosey on back to your own thread.
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She's got a massive sense of entitlement, and she's going to be to sorely disappointed throughout her life if she doesn't correct her thinking.
Also, who is this Crickets person?
Also, who is this Crickets person?
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Unfortunately tarding out is associated with lupus getting worse so she is probably taking quite a few years off her life by acting like this