Brianna Wu / John Flynt - DEAGLE NATION STILL LIVES

[OldDayz]

It literally should not take 12 days for Apple to approve R60 on the App Store. Or does Wu have the final power to put it in release state?

 

[Kiwi Farms dot net]

Is there a running list of people John has invented?

OUR ACCOUNTANT
My staff
Natalie

Those are the sad ones but I really want to know what petty ones are out there.

 

[captn_kettle]

SO MUCH WORK TO DO! ARGH!

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Dear "Apples biggest buttfucker" Wu:

https://developer.apple.com/news/?id=08082016a

 

[Luigi]

"OUR ACCOUNTANT"



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Hoping this means regional pricing, otherwise I don't even wanna deal with getting a copy to refund.

 

[Superfly Johnson]

...does Wu have the final power to put it in release state?

I think the available evidence indicates that Wu lacks any power to put Rev60 in a release state.

 

[Henry Bemis]

This made so much sense that it physically hurt me once I comprehended it. Brownie points over the perceived "professionalism" of a tool. I don't even.

Just like Brianna not to get it's not the heft, it's how you use it.

 

[MysteriousStranger]

August 29. Wasn't that HoskStation's deadline? Hmmmm.

 

[soliloquyR]

"I grew up in Mississippi" triggers me now. Donate to my Patreon.

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Translated:
"Yeah, the riots might be wrong....BUT WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALL EVIL!"

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R60 isn't even out yet and she's already making excuses as to why it failed.

"WAAAH WAAHHHH! I'M JEALOUS THAT MONUMENT VALLEY MADE MORE MONEY THAN MY SHITTY WASTE OF MONEY GAME!!!"
Seriously, he sounds like that stupid teenage asshole in the Youtube comments screeching about how he's gonna bring back real hip hop or whatever.

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It's a book for eight year olds, written by a woman. Any "male privilege" you're experience is entirely invented from your outrage-seeking mind.

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Guh. That was the joke. It's a children's cartoon. The audience is invited to identify with the child actually doing the work of the comically bumbling adult. How are you this stupid?

Because male privilege is getting treated like shit for your entire life and having tons of people trying to kill you daily.

What does Frank get out of the relationship? He looks like he should be buying cars for his favorite stripper, not... whatever this is.

Like all abusers, he enjoys having someone entirely dependent on him.

Failing attempt at relevancy after the realization that becoming a video game developer involves work.

For fucks sake, read the entire series first before adding your 20 years late commentary on it.

""""Crunch time""""

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Tick...Tock....Tick...Tock.... Hosk is waiting.

I confess I've always been skeptical of the "Frank the mastermind" bit, but this does bring to light something I have to admit lends credence to it.

Anyone notice Frank basically never jumps to the defense of his pet tranny? Every time Flynt fucks up, he's the one who has to deal with it, Frank doesn't do shit to help him.

If he's just using John, then when his stock falls to the point he can't claw himself out of the pit he's dug for himself, then assuming Frank is a devious piece of shit, he'll be happy to shovel dirt over Flynt himself.

I honestly just think John and Frank are just two toxic as fuck middle-aged men who have lost any and all possibility of human interaction/friendship, so they cling on to each other.

Rev60 delayed because manspreading. Special shoutouts to Singal!

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>Has an anime desktop in public, sneaks a photo of a man spreading his legs and posts it on the internet
"LOL! THIS MAN IS WEIRD AND EVIL BECAUSE HE OPENED HIS LEGZZZ!!!1"

Spoiler: More posts because I need to keep up with this thread more.

A dev console? That's so cool!

Someone please tell me that double tapping with 4 fingers is the default dev colsole thing in whatever iOS development software Wu is using and all that's needed is to flick a radio button in a menu. 'Cause "quitallactive" sure sounds like a stock command.

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TWITTER IS DEAD, LONG LIVE THE VERIFICATION MARK I SO DESPERATELY WANTED!

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EDIT:

AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL
JOHN THINKS HE'S FUCKING KANYE WEST OR SOME HUGE CELEBRITY THAT TWITTER ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
JOHN'S TRYING TO FOOL THE ALREADY DISILLUSIONED BACKERS

SO MUCH WORK TO DO! ARGH!

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No, John. Apple already scales it for you, stop lying.

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original,360, or one...

>Xbox
KEKEKEKKEKEKKEEKKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

Here we go again!

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And already making excuses for when it won't be released on either platform.

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JOHN ACTUALLY FUCKING PUT THE RELEASE DATE ON HOSK'S ULTIMATUM DAY.
HOLY SHIT.

 

[vertexwindi]

I'm heavily tempted to stream this piece of shit but I'm worried about my PC potentially blowing up.

 

[NQ 952]

I'm heavily tempted to stream this piece of shit but I'm worried about my PC potentially blowing up.

I'd be more worried that the genius developer left in some debug code that will delete a critical file.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

Dear "Apples biggest buttfucker" Wu:

https://developer.apple.com/news/?id=08082016a

Flynt/Wu making more false excuses. What a surprise.

 

[vertexwindi]

I'd be more worried that the genius developer left in some debug code that will delete a critical file.

Then you'd have a potential lawsuit on your hands.

 

[Catgirls are Love]

And this release date was announced via Twitter, but not the Kickstarter page...also, still no SteamDB updates. And the Steam hub page is still private.

NOT GONNA BELIEVE UNTIL I SEE THE FIRE. Also you completely fucked your "two weeks".

 

[Ineedahero]

Dear "Apples biggest buttfucker" Wu:

https://developer.apple.com/news/?id=08082016a

Loool. So what are the odds Wu never looked into the new process, and just went through the convoluted process one of his former employees told him was necessary last time? Then quietly felt like the idiot he is when he went to submit it.

I figure it's either that or he just lied about the using the old process and mocked up the image because it makes him look like a hard worker. That seems too clever for Wu though.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Wasn't the Pakman interview just Wu, a dirty webcam, unkempt hair and sitting in front of that wall with the weird stain on it?

Edit: Yes it was.

In that angle you can really tell how freakishly huge the distance between the eyes and the mouth are, giving John's face the look of a mix between a haunted horse and an insane ghoul.

"My expert apps..."

I had long assumed this, but the way she phrases "My expert apps" solidifies it for me. The reason she refers to herself as "an expert" in these programs isn't because she possesses expertise or high level knowledge. Its simply that she has them installed on her computer.

In Wu's mind expert=access to expert level tools, not the expert level use of such tools.

No one who is an expert at using any of the software she uses refers to them as "My expert apps", they are just programs to use to create a product. Just like a master craftsman wouldn't refer to his hammer as "my expert hammer", its just a hammer. The expertise shows in the finished product.

and one look at Revolution 60 speaks volumes about what Brianna's expertise level is

Johnny Boy is the kind of guy who'd use a microscope to hammer a nail into a wall, then turn around and go "Look at my awesome tool! Only TRUE and HONEST scientists like myself use it!"

 

[Ruin]

Is there a running list of people John has invented?

OUR ACCOUNTANT
My staff
Natalie

Those are the sad ones but I really want to know what petty ones are out there.

Didn't he make up a girlfriend Peter Coffin style in college? Lauren something.

 

[Anightinchristine]

Didn't he make up a girlfriend Peter Coffin style in college? Lauren something.

Lauren Milovy, and how dare you question Brianna Wu's TRUE and HONEST girlfriend? (He also included her as a co-author for his shit comic and shittier book).

https://lolcow.wiki/wiki/Brianna_Wu_is_John_Flynt#Lauren_Milovy

 

[Peace and Harmony]

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So I'm just catching up with the last couple of pages and I'm totally hyped for this piece of shit to not release. Completely unlike John to give an actual concrete date but perhaps that was the advice of his marketing director aka dog dressed up in an 80s pantsuit

 

[Kosher Dill]

"That was before Gamergate"
Does she not realize that's equivalent to admitting "I haven't done a thing in literally years now"?

 

[Spellskite]

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So I'm just catching up with the last couple of pages and I'm totally hyped for this piece of shit to not release. Completely unlike John to give an actual concrete date but perhaps that was the advice of his marketing director aka dog dressed up in an 80s pantsuit

Is Wu pretending that Frank didn't work on the game now?