I was thinking about how fucking stupid carbon tax really is when you think about it for more than a second. I mean, excess carbon is the unavoidable byproduct of burning fuel, which is a necessity for literally everything needed to keep people fucking alive. Maybe I'm the retard here but it's just so absurd to arbitrarily tax essential industries like agriculture, electricity, transportation, sewage treatment etc basically because Liberals don't like how chemical reactions work.
Let's take this a step further: Government will rifle through everyone's medical records to get an estimated height, weight, and activity level. They will use this information to calculate roughly how much carbon dioxide you've exhaled in the current fiscal year, and penalize you with a "carbon tax" accordingly. You know, because it's necessary to fight climate change. Get on it Turdeau, you've had a few policies that were unironically even dumber than this.