Lovequest CD for new sweetheart

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cosmos1092 said:
How was this obtained?
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One of Skyraider's many deep cover agents in the Ruckersville trash collection agency discovered it on garbage day.

Actually, assuming the sweetheart isn't a troll, this is probably not from the truth because we can assume that the (undesired, wholly unsolicited) gift was thrown out almost immediately after it was received.
 
I think 'Hooked on a Feeling' might be Chris' favorite song, s/he's frequently made references to that song...

I don't think any woman with two digits in her IQ would notice Chris' quirkiness and IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS. Even if I do hope Chris changes for the better, an honest relationship out of nowhere, at this point of his/her life is highly unlikely.

Also, I was going to embed a picture of that South Park's episode with a living decapitated Britney Spears, since it hits many references to this topic.
Would that be funny?
I try too hard (:_(
 
I think the whole 3/4 woman thing is that the sweetheart is a whole woman and Chris is only half a woman. So you add that up and its 6/4 woman, which is 3/4 when divided in half. Or something. idk :stupid:
 
skyraider91 said:
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Oh Jesus. And we thought Chris had an unrealistic self image before.
 
Null said:
Chris' taste in music is a combination of what's on the radio, what his mother listens to, and what Megan listened to. All of the Japanese songs on that list are from Sailor Moon or Puffy Ami Yumi, a schoolgirl band that was popular when I was like 13 -- so around the time he knew her.
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So this new mixed CD's music is inspired by all of the women who were/are important in Chris's life: Barb, Megan... and "himself." Nothing says "I love you" more to a sweetheart than relaying them music inspired from other women.
 
Null said:
Chris' taste in music is a combination of what's on the radio, what his mother listens to, and what Megan listened to. All of the Japanese songs on that list are from Sailor Moon or Puffy Ami Yumi, a schoolgirl band that was popular when I was like 13 -- so around the time he knew her.
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He just can't let go.
 
If they're angels, does that mean they're dead? Or is this some kind of autistic Cloud Nine reference?
 
I didn't even notice they were angels until you brought it up Golly. Knowing Chris, it could mean anything.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Chris's girlfriend is a troll. Chris doesn't know this because he's retarded. *sigh*
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Ah, but what Skyraider said suggests that she is not affiliated with the field agents.
skyraider91 said:
It appears that perhaps Chris has latched onto some unfortunate local woman, and thinks that she's his girlfriend, just like what happened with The Wallflower. I censored the woman's name to protect her privacy.
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So he made a CD for his "three quarter woman"... she's like what, three quarters woman, one quarter dude? :pickle:

Knew it! :tomgirl:
 
This CD was in the trash, huh? I would pry for more information but I think it's best that Skyraider's methods remain unknown.
 
Varis said:
Ah, but what Skyraider said suggests that she is not affiliated with the field agents.
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That's what I'm hoping. As bad as I would feel for her, this would be hilarious. We'll get something to laugh at no matter what, but Chris always essentially forgets the troll girlfriends--the IRL ones, he remembers.
 
Konstantinos said:
This CD was in the trash, huh? I would pry for more information but I think it's best that Skyraider's methods remain unknown.
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I'm secretly hoping one day skyraider will release an essay (or book) about how he's retrieved all this shit when nothing else can be found anymore.
 
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