Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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I applaude geno for trying to have EVERYTHING documented about Chris in his documentary (and wouldnt want it any other way).

But it's still boring to sit through lol. I wish that parts 75-79 would cover everything from November 2019-May 2021.

However I fully expect some stupid shit that is largely ignored in christory that no one cares about to warrant 2-3 extra videos.

Maybe late 2023 early 2024 he'll start making videos about bella, praetor and the lead up to the incest call leaks. If we're lucky
 
I never said the documentary shouldn't be comprehensive. I just likely won't watch any new episodes for the next year or two cuz nothing interesting is happening lol. its been like that for the last 10 episodes so it will probably be that way till like part 85 then I think it'll pick up.

It's not Genos fault it's chris' for not doing anything interesting during the pandemic
 
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I have mixed feelings about the trend of Geno shouting out Chris's all-caps writing. It was funny at first, but it got old, and I think it also goes against how caps are pragmatically used online. Yes, caps CAN mean shouting, but they can also convey RHYTHM, STRONG EMOTION, IMPORTANCE, GENERAL EMPHASIS or A GENERAL SUBSTITUTE FOR BOLD OR ITALIC WHEN IT'S NOT AVAILABLE.
 
I never said the documentary shouldn't be comprehensive. I just likely won't watch any new episodes for the next year or two cuz nothing interesting is happening lol. its been like that for the last 10 episodes so it will probably be that way till like part 85 then I think it'll pick up.

It's not Genos fault it's chris' for not doing anything interesting during the pandemic
I didn't really mean you specifically, but we really can't go an update without those two points being brought up at least once.
 
Agreed, but I don't think his non-Kiwi and non-CWCki viewers, Youtube, and his new sponsors would like that. Sad, but oh well, it could be worse.
Sad fact of being on youtube. You're sort of beholden to the platform and sponsors if you're using at as your main source of income.
I have mixed feelings about the trend of Geno shouting out Chris's all-caps writing. It was funny at first, but it got old, and I think it also goes against how caps are pragmatically used online. Yes, caps CAN mean shouting, but they can also convey RHYTHM, STRONG EMOTION, IMPORTANCE, GENERAL EMPHASIS or A GENERAL SUBSTITUTE FOR BOLD OR ITALIC WHEN IT'S NOT AVAILABLE.
Maybe I'm just remembering wrong but it feels like Geno's always shouted when he read Chris posts that had all caps in them since the first couple episodes.
 
I have mixed feelings about the trend of Geno shouting out Chris's all-caps writing. It was funny at first, but it got old, and I think it also goes against how caps are pragmatically used online. Yes, caps CAN mean shouting, but they can also convey RHYTHM, STRONG EMOTION, IMPORTANCE, GENERAL EMPHASIS or A GENERAL SUBSTITUTE FOR BOLD OR ITALIC WHEN IT'S NOT AVAILABLE.
Yes but Chris does often express emphasis and emotion by autistically shouting so I think it’s appropriate.
 
I applaude geno for trying to have EVERYTHING documented about Chris in his documentary (and wouldnt want it any other way).

But it's still boring to sit through lol. I wish that parts 75-79 would cover everything from November 2019-May 2021.

However I fully expect some stupid shit that is largely ignored in christory that no one cares about to warrant 2-3 extra videos.

Maybe late 2023 early 2024 he'll start making videos about bella, praetor and the lead up to the incest call leaks. If we're lucky

I think he is too autistic to judge what needs curation, and what is too minor to be included.
 
I think he is too autistic to judge what needs curation, and what is too minor to be included.
It blows my mind that someone could see the words "Chris-Chan: a Comprehensive History" and think that the autism involved will solely be Chris's. Not that I have room to judge, I really enjoy the series.
 
I don’t find these parts particularly boring because I know what is looming on the horizon. These parts feel more like the calm before the storm, building tension. Sure it seems boring but you know the meteor of the motherfucking is coming and it’s nice to enjoy the last little bit of “innocence” before it hits.

Plus I feel “comprehensive history” should live up to its name and include everything, even if it’s a bit dull. Skipping it for the juicy stuff takes away from that. If the goal is to have as much of Chris’ life documented as possible, then inevitably there’s going to be less interesting parts.
 
Really haven't enjoyed the documentary for quite some time. Ever since it got to the point where Chris mostly stopped posting videos and mostly stuck to Facebook and Twitter is where I've basically tuned out. I keep listening for some reason but they're really lame even as just background noise. I don't need to listen to tweets being read word for word for an hour at a time. I feel like these could really be a lot more concise and summarized. For example, do we really need to keep hearing about "Twilight Sparkles Secret Shipfic Folder" for the past like 5 episodes?

I get its not his fault Chris stopped being all that entertaining after a certain point and it is a "Comprehensive History" but I just think there was a better way to go about it. At least he's almost caught up.
 
Really haven't enjoyed the documentary for quite some time. Ever since it got to the point where Chris mostly stopped posting videos and mostly stuck to Facebook and Twitter is where I've basically tuned out. I keep listening for some reason but they're really lame even as just background noise. I don't need to listen to tweets being read word for word for an hour at a time. I feel like these could really be a lot more concise and summarized. For example, do we really need to keep hearing about "Twilight Sparkles Secret Shipfic Folder" for the past like 5 episodes?

I get its not his fault Chris stopped being all that entertaining after a certain point and it is a "Comprehensive History" but I just think there was a better way to go about it. At least he's almost caught up.
Now I could be wrong someone here will likely correct me, but isn't "twlights secret ship fic" the reason chris had no money in his bank account when the police issued the protective order against him after the incest call. If memory serves chris blew all his money on copies of the stupid poney game cuz it had content about him in it or something? As a result chris had no money for a motel and had to steal from barb. Granted I feel there's a bit too much detail about the brony bootleg game in the documentary but that is some important context to be had there.
 
Part of me does wonder if he’s dragging some of these episodes out in an attempt to try to break the current 100 hour documentary record. Not sure if it would qualify as it was released in parts vs the all at once release of the current winner.
 
It'd be nice of Geno read the tweets less. Most of them are saying nothing interesting or important, but he still reads a lot of them word-for-word anyway. Having them on screen for us to read if we feel like as he broadly talks about what they entail would be so much better.
I do get it. The tweets are alot of dead space. Chris whining endlessly about mlp and dimensional Merge that goes nowhere

The only events that I'm aware of that will be of interest (to me at least) in future videos are

-jacob sockness making one last attempt to visit Christian

-the covid-19 pandemic

-jacob trying to convince Chris he knocked up that hooker (a lie so stupid even Chris wouldn't belive it)

-the cult pitch he filmed during the pandemic and his failed attempt to start a religion

-null and his people taking over chris' affairs

-first contact with praetor (I think that MIGHT have happen already in an earlier part but was very minimal and low key)

-first contact with fiona

-first contact with Bella

-the details about that mlp convention he planned to meet Bella and fiona at

-obviously all of the incest/jail arc stuff but that's waaaay down the line
 
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We need a bingo card for this thread for posts that spawn with each update. Complaining about the comprehensive history series being comprehensive being one. Whining about Geno calling Chris a woman being an easy second.
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