Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Just an archive of this beautiful end of a journey. I'm so proud.
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Kinda funny that Geno took all the time to manufacture a "good ending" but it didnt include Chris coming to his senses and detrooning.

Purely stupid. This was not even an April fools video. An April Fools perspective would have either involved Chris and Barb getting married or Chris actually burning a hole through reality with his farts into another dimension. This was just a stupid fan boy wish list from Geno. Let's face it, Chris' beagles have more common sense and a stronger will to survive.

 

[Ammyterasu]

I was already a fan of the past years subtle April Fool's, changing the titles and thumbnails of the documentary parts, but this one? Absolutely amazing. Thank you, Geno.
And I didn't expect the small crossover with Ulillillia to hit me that hard, dammit.

 

[UncommonParlence]

everyone got what they ordered?

I think he means the silver pieces that you were paid to betray jesuschan by the pharisees. You are Judas according to honor roll after all.

 

[Who Now]

I wasn't paying close attention until the AI interview when I thought the voice sounded too "normal" but Geno did do a good job on it. It was kind of sad really. But then I remembered the shit Chris has done and my sympathy died

Good job, waiting for the next "real" part

 

[innocent jogger]

Anyone else detect some subtle little jokes at the end? "Bella" being the lesbian girlfriend's name was pretty obvious but there was the part where AI Chris was describing the meals he cooks for him and Barb and describes it as being mostly vegetables but occasionally giving her some sausage. Like his IRL motherfucking schedule that he eagerly described to Bella in the recording. Maybe I'm getting autistic myself from too much Chirstory exposure though...

 

[Assistant Manajerk]

Anyone else detect some subtle little jokes at the end? "Bella" being the lesbian girlfriend's name was pretty obvious but there was the part where AI Chris was describing the meals he cooks for him and Barb and describes it as being mostly vegetables but occasionally giving her some sausage. Like his IRL motherfucking schedule that he eagerly described to Bella in the recording. Maybe I'm getting autistic myself from too much Chirstory exposure though...

I thought the name Bella Weathers was a reference to Lovely Weather.

 

[Ammyterasu]

Anyone else detect some subtle little jokes at the end? "Bella" being the lesbian girlfriend's name was pretty obvious but there was the part where AI Chris was describing the meals he cooks for him and Barb and describes it as being mostly vegetables but occasionally giving her some sausage. Like his IRL motherfucking schedule that he eagerly described to Bella in the recording. Maybe I'm getting autistic myself from too much Chirstory exposure though...

I got the exchange with Null, most of it was the same like how his sweetheart told him many fun stories about her high school days, or that she worked a lot in accounting.

 

[Galletas]

Kinda funny that Geno took all the time to manufacture a "good ending" but it didnt include Chris coming to his senses and detrooning.

This. I mean, Chris was convinced that he was trans, and all his intentions are pure fetishistic. Like if he would be admitted for cutting his dick with that backstory.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

in a way i like that geno kept chris being transgender, as well as a few little bits of autism in his better life here and there, and generally keeping the ending very simple and mild as hes nothing more than an old lesbian woman working at a grocery store, because i dont think the ending was supposed to be a super magical transformation into ultimate Chris-Chad-Goku
you were supposed to believe it, as it slowly but surely become more and more... strangely positive... yet never entirely unbelievable
him doing a complete 180 would be much
and like i mentioned before, part of me wants to see Chris' reaction to something like this- if you keep it just good enough for Chris himself to want it, maybe itll finally make him realize hes at his rock bottom

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I still like the donald trump april fools best, mostly because it caused chris to reach out to geno to complain.

EDIT: went back and found them and it makes me really fucking sad. Even in 2021 he was still talking like a normal person. (When his body wasn’t being possessed by Sonichu.)

 

[Muu]

I like how he used his theme in a higher key to make it comforting rather than unsettling for the good end.

"Oh Geno that's so beautiful...that's tearing my heart out"

 

[xiamara-the-mare-2]

Purely stupid. This was not even an April fools video. An April Fools perspective would have either involved Chris and Barb getting married or Chris actually burning a hole through reality with his farts into another dimension. This was just a stupid fan boy wish list from Geno. Let's face it, Chris' beagles have more common sense and a stronger will to survive.

A ending where he does not have to go through Chris ploughing Barb. Man up Geno, you started it, now finish it... it is OK to drink afterwards.

 

[Skelebro]

I rather like the "good ending" April Fools joke as it's a smaller theme that comes up every now and then and it's actually sad in the way to consider how things could've went right.

 

[thegooddoctor]

New episode peeps.
Edit: Is it me but are the openings becoming more and more glitchy?, is that an intentional stylistic choice or did Geno just fuck up the editing from incompetence or fatigue?

 

[Sorades]

I rather like the "good ending" April Fools joke as it's a smaller theme that comes up every now and then and it's actually sad in the way to consider how things could've went right.

Best ending would for Chris to stop being a faggot, gets some help. hit the gym and actually start working and drawing original characters. That way, he may fulfill his love quest eventually and become the man his father always wanted him to be.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

New episode peeps.
Edit: Is it me but are the openings becoming more and more glitchy?, is that an intentional stylistic choice or did Geno just fuck up the editing from incompetence or fatigue?

It’s intentional and lets him not have to use a pronoun in the intro that people are going to complain about either way

 

[Hogar Grupal]

New episode peeps.
Edit: Is it me but are the openings becoming more and more glitchy?, is that an intentional stylistic choice or did Geno just fuck up the editing from incompetence or fatigue?

The part is interesting when Chris's 'followers' try going against each other and Chris blaming KF (possibly the only group that legit protect Chris) and calling Null deceptive, which Null has shown time and again that he's possibly the only friend Chris has ever had. But Chris doesn't want friends; he wants followers. Talk about an ingrate.

 

[Black Yoshi]

So remember that JacobSocknessSucks channel from 20 pages back?
Well today I found a Spitting Image video on their channel, I'd link it but when I came back for the link it got taken down by ITV. I found a mirror of it here though: https://www.kapwing.com/videos/5f3ea82c93c992001550a80d

My point? Well this makes me doubt that the channel belongs to Sockness and rather I think this belongs to that Carrie Krueger ween, because according to the CWCki they used some Spitting Image screenshots in a way similar to how they convinced Chris that Ed Bighead was fighting Ben Saint. (No really...) https://sonichu.com/cwcki/OC#List_of_OCs it's the very first one on the list.

And here's the video that screenshot came from: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2urkuf

tl;dr I think that JacobSocknessSucks is actually the Carrie Krueger ween because they've posted similar things.

Called it.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

It's not Geno's fault, but these latest episodes are punishing to get through. I can only imagine how difficult it was for Geno to spend weeks wading through countless Twitter threads about the Andromeda Galaxy or some such shit. What video we do get is just Chris playing his retarded MLP game by himself. This may truly be the most boring period of Christory.

 

[Sigma_Rizzler]

It's not Geno's fault, but these latest episodes are punishing to get through. I can only imagine how difficult it was for Geno to spend weeks wading through countless Twitter threads about the Andromeda Galaxy or some such shit. What video we do get is just Chris playing his retarded MLP game by himself. This may truly be the most boring period of Christory.

Yeah it's pretty fucking rough. I can only watch these episodes because I know what it leads to. The sheer amount of Twitter garble Geno has processed is insane. It serves as a good reminder of just how psycho & terminally online most troons are. You'll notice that the only non-autistic "people" communicating with Chris by 2019 are pronoun paladins.