Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Lone Star said:
It'd be nice of Geno read the tweets less. Most of them are saying nothing interesting or important, but he still reads a lot of them word-for-word anyway. Having them on screen for us to read if we feel like as he broadly talks about what they entail would be so much better.
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The problem is that the majority of people consume the episodes as podcasts, rather than a visual medium. Especially as Chris produces less videos himself.
 
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Huge Fuckin Nerd said:
The problem is that the majority of people consume the episodes as podcasts, rather than a visual medium. Especially as Chris produces less videos himself.
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There are gonna be upcoming episodes (it's already been happening now as you can tell from some of the responses here) that you really just see a constant state of groundhog day and it pretty much just doesn't end until the motherfucking incident, the constant cringey attention seeking tweets at the semi-popular bronies, borderline delusional body swapping tweets, only seeing TSSSF related videos from Chris, and the long drawn out periods where the quarantine happens and Chris becomes pretty reclusive, and hardly ever engages with people any more and is off in private discord servers getting ass pats from enablers and being stalked by obsessed weens.

Considering where Geno is at right now, we're gonna have to wait 2-3 years until the motherfucking saga, if he speeds it up it could be less than 2.

Not to say that it won't be all completely boring, Chris certainly does have his moments still, but It's gonna be a slog from here on out.
 
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Summoned Demon said:
Not to say that it won't be all completely boring, Chris certainly does have his moments still, but It's gonna be a slog from here on out.
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The problem with 95% of the content being the comforting kind of boring is Geno's non-judgemental style.

Earlier on when Chris would tardrage or interact with someone with one foot in reality you'd pay attention. So it's hilarious when Geno narrates nonsense with a straight face. When it's all nonsense then when he gets to something blink-and-you-miss-it consequential you only pay attention when he shouts something he reads in ALL CAPS!

I found myself repeatedly rewatching stuff where he explains Chris's take on Sockness's bullshit only to realize it's just mindless.

Maybe we need a tl;dr version of twitter heavy episodes. This month Chris makes shitty cards so he can play with himself, Sockness continues to be a vaguely dangerous delusional retard, hangers on like S&S continue to amuse only themselves and Ben Saint is still a massive faggot.

Did I miss anything?

ETA besides a random Christorian sneaking a sonichu.com entry into a dictionary. Sadly it wasn't a cwcism but just random access humor
 
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iguanahatshroom said:
IDK what to make of it, but the background music in part 44 at 9:20 is exactly the tune JFGay-Rapey uses as his new outro.
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It’s probably Kevin MacLeod or another royalty-free music maker. Geno has the music credits in the description if you want to listen to them all and compare. They’re not timestamped but maybe the other guy has it credited in his description or something.
 
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A Grey Cat said:

New episode I didn't know some guys went to visit Chris and interview him. Must have missed that moment, also I almost forgot before the Jesus delusions, we thought Chris delusions of being able to see pokemon everywhere would be the pinnacle of his detail of reality.
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God, Chris is insufferable to be with in public. No wonder Bob had to pay kids to be his friends.
 
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A Grey Cat said:

New episode I didn't know some guys went to visit Chris and interview him. Must have missed that moment, also I almost forgot before the Jesus delusions, we thought Chris delusions of being able to see pokemon everywhere would be the pinnacle of his detail of reality.
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Chris disliked incest.
Got it.
Understood.
 
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A Grey Cat said:

New episode I didn't know some guys went to visit Chris and interview him. Must have missed that moment, also I almost forgot before the Jesus delusions, we thought Chris delusions of being able to see pokemon everywhere would be the pinnacle of his detail of reality.
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"The Gamer From Mars". He did a couple hours of documentary on Chris last year with a lot of unseen footage from his 2020 visit. It's worth a watch to any Christorian.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Remember the time that it turned out Chris Chan had a more reasonable take on Covid-19 than half the country?
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what was his take again? last i recall Chris said a lot about the 'rona
he had his fair share of "its fake and gay open my pony convention!" and "its totally real fuck you drumpf get the jab", but its all just repeating what he knows

you could argue that Chris had many "reasonable takes" but he ultimately said a lot of what was expected of him and then changed his mind whenever it was most convenient for him
its like saying a parrot whos sat in a mathematician's office is smart for repeating a math formula
 
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Cuntspiracy Man said:
what was his take again? last i recall Chris said a lot about the 'rona
he had his fair share of "its fake and gay open my pony convention!" and "its totally real fuck you drumpf get the jab", but its all just repeating what he knows

you could argue that Chris had many "reasonable takes" but he ultimately said a lot of what was expected of him and then changed his mind whenever it was most convenient for him
its like saying a parrot whos sat in a mathematician's office is smart for repeating a math formula
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His initial one is "It's not a big deal get over it...They already cured it in my OC ultimate dimension"

Which is far more reasonable than some of the faggots I work with who still think Covid is dangerous to this day.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
His initial one is "It's not a big deal get over it...They already cured it in my OC ultimate dimension"

Which is far more reasonable than some of the faggots I work with who still think Covid is dangerous to this day.
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fair enough, he was right about it being not a biggus dicckus, but he didnt say it because he was being sane, he said it so 1. insert himself in a situation that didnt concern him, and 2. get him pony con back up and running

a broken clock is right twice a day, as they say

i am watching the new episode of everyones favorite reality tv saga rn, and he brings up something interesting
"this covid thing is all just a part of our evolution" i paraphrase
and even tho hes saying it from a hooha magical angle of "this is the will of the CPU ooooo" and what not... he DOES have a point, this couldve very well have integrated into our lives like the common cold and, after the first few initial deaths which are an unfortunate result of any virus, even the flu... have become a standstill struggle between the virus and our bodies as we evolve alongside eachother
that is, if we didnt rush our leaky vaccines that only made the virus stronger

sometimes dad is right, you do just need to "walk it off" and itll get better
 
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If you guys are going to politisperg about COVID, you could at least share with the class the fact that episode 76 dropped today.


Another grueling one. At least we got some actual video this time. Imagine being such a small-dicked ween that you waste even a minute of your finite life placing a fake pizza order for Chris on a livestream, even after another ween did the same thing half an hour earlier. (And Jesus, those dogs. Someone needs to put those poor hellhounds out of their misery.)

edit: Did the audio levels seem really off to anyone else? I had to strain to hear most of the episode.
 
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Norman B. Normal said:
If you guys are going to politisperg about COVID, you could at least share with the class the fact that episode 76 dropped today.


Another grueling one. At least we got some actual video this time. Imagine being such a small-dicked ween that you waste even a minute of your finite life placing a fake pizza order for Chris on a livestream, even after another ween did the same thing half an hour earlier. (And Jesus, those dogs. Someone needs to put those poor hellhounds out of their misery.)

edit: Did the audio levels seem really off to anyone else? I had to strain to hear most of the episode.
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Episode also seems really quiet. Not just you.
 
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SamuellyGenie said:
Was working with a new compressor and limiter setup. Personally it turned out a bit quieter than usual, but nowhere near "ear-straining." I'll adjust things for the next one.
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I don't mean to be too critical. I did find it a bit difficult to hear on the cheesy $400 laptop I used to view it, plus I'm one of those guys who has to watch with the captions on whenever possible because severe ADHD makes it hard for me to listen to audio that doesn't blast its way past ambient sounds. I'm just happy to learn that it wasn't just me. Thank you, Geno.
 
I would say just go ahead and skip to the more interesting events and release the boring stuff as extras or bonus or whatever, but what do I know?
 
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