Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

I'm not an expert at autism, but don't they have more empathy for animals? I've known for a while now it isn't the case with Chris, but the way he treats his animals has always confounded me. I'd always assumed that if any living thing in that house was living cozy it was the cats. It becomes even more confounding that he grieved for Patti for a long while, which is normal when losing a pet, but seems to brush off the death of other animals under that roof.

The animal empathy/enthusiasm tends to be more common as an autism thing in girls.
Finally, proof at last that Chris isn’t a true and honest womyn :sighduck:

But nah it’s always confused me too. He would babytalk the dogs on camera and act like he gave a shit, but you know for a fact he ignores them off screen. Putting on a front to hide how neglectful they are isn’t unusual but I kinda doubt Chris has the self awareness to recognise how shit he is towards animals.
 
Geno as a Christorian I can appreciate. I can watch his videos and enjoy them. Geno as the Japanese busker with the guitar and album covers I have no interest in watching. If he's using Chris as a stepping stone, he wouldn't be the first.

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That's part of my annoyance with Geno. I understood why he had to take a six month long break awhile ago when he was pumping out the videos fairly frequently. I think going down the rabbit hole of Christory would do that to anyone. However, he's now at a point where patrons are throwing him money at him first and foremost for the documentary, not his music. Unless he's working on improving the quality of the series - which I don't think is possible, given its already good production quality - he may just be doing this to space this out because he's rapidly approaching its end.

One of the things I always found interesting was the early trolls and fake girlfriends actually tried to help Chris more than his parents did. There's this myth that every troll was BlueSpike, but if you go through and actually listen to the calls, or read the correspondence, there was a lot of times of the various trolls/gfs actually trying to get Chris to do the right thing, but at every turn, Chris would weasel something in, or do it exactly one time, and never learn. A phony girlfriend would tell him to eat better, he'd have one meal of vegetables, then just lie about eating them. He'd make one video "jogging", then after that just lie.
Not every troll was a Bluespike, but they've all been bastards. They "encouraged him" to do the right thing knowing it wouldn't do anything. They tried to coerce him into finishing the comics, not so that Chris would develop a good work ethic but because they wanted more LOL fodder. The best thing the trolls could have done was just left him alone. Continual interaction w/ Chris from W(ea)nS in any given comment sections screaming "JULAY!" and white knights justifying his behavior has only made his life worse.

He's had a couple of white knights who've helped him out or thrown money his way. I can see why the trolls would create trust issues and make it hard for him to differentiate help from harm in online circumstances too. The bigger issue is Chris has never had an incentive to improve. You need to fall, fail, and get royally fucked. This motivates you to climb back up. Not Chris though, because

1 He's always been near rock bottom
2 People have always picked him up without his effort

At school, his dad gets him friends/mercenaries. At college, he's allowed back in after soliciting sex with his sign. At the Gameplace, Michael Snyder continually refrains from taking it further than it to a felony. His house burns down, but nobody dies, and insurance pays for it all. White knights donate money. Tugboat keeps on pulling into port. Dad dies, but Chris inherits no responsibility. He maces someone, and Chris doesn't do serious jail time, and the court appointed psychiatrist just gives up. Doesn't meet his patreon requirements, but people still donate.
That's an excellent point. Chris never really has been allowed to fail, which just goes back to my earlier point: the best thing you can do for Chris is leave him alone. Not trolling him to change his lifestyle. Not shielding him from trolls. Not giving him money. Just let him fail. However, I fear that it is way too late for that to be of any help anyway.
 
I'm not an expert at autism, but don't they have more empathy for animals? I've known for a while now it isn't the case with Chris, but the way he treats his animals has always confounded me. I'd always assumed that if any living thing in that house was living cozy it was the cats. It becomes even more confounding that he grieved for Patti for a long while, which is normal when losing a pet, but seems to brush off the death of other animals under that roof.
It really depends on where the person lands on the spectrum. Some of them are absolutely loving towards animals and bond with them deeper than any 'normal' person could, particularly non verbals.

But there are also some that don't understand what another living being is and will just do heart rending things to it because the concept of empathy or kindness doesn't exist for them.
 
Chris has been reported so many times they just hang up when they hear 14 BLC.

There is a big difference between a bit of benign neglect and active mistreatment. The dogs are not starved nor covered in sores nor shy of their owners. Nothing for animal control to do.

This is exactly it.

Unfortunately, the way the Chandlers treat their pets is no different than most other rednecks. It is probably what they most have in common with the people around them. There would have to be extreme neglect or abuse to even raise animal control’s eyebrow.
 
Bob was a strange guy in his own right and was extremely clueless about how normal behaviour. There are just things that make little sense in that household if you don't take Bob being another excepcional individual into account.

Bob was a hoarder too, granted, his hoard was more valuable and better put together than his stupid wife and son's but he still had that behaviour and tolerated it with Barb and Chris, he definitely was not a disciplinarian and was fine with everything around going to shit and his son becoming increasingly retarded. There are weird things like how Bob was ok with Chris dressing in clown shirts from Goodwill and eating garbage every day meanwhile he let him spend thousands of dollars in his own lego and plastic children toy hoard, you'd not only have to be old and unmotivated but you must really not even have common sense at that point, specially since he was the one who put bread on the table and handled the finances, a htoughtful person would put priority on his son not going around dressing like a fat retard.

Both Bob and Barb were constantly manipulated and swindled by Chris, what normal person, even if old would be so oblivious and would let themselves be taken for a spin by someone like Chris? Bob and Barb were both convinced Miyamoto was gonna give Chris his own Sonichu game or that the thousands of dollars of spending on videogames at Bestbuy were just a hacker and not Chris. Bob was making excuses for him and believing Chris stories about the Game Place too, it was not just Barb. They both only knew about Chris stealing money after the Joshua Martinez incident.

Bob was a smart guy and his other kids turned out smart too but he was probably on the spectrum himself and was very inadequate in a lot of things, and thats why he was ok with Barb, autismo males and narc bpd women go together like bees and honey. I think Chris got the tism from Bob side but he also got the low iq, and entitled attitude and compulsive behaviour from alcoholic Barb, the ocd collecting tick and overall lazyness he got from both.
Bob just didn't have the energy to give a shit about how his son turned out, as long as he was happy. If Bob was like 20 years younger when he had Chris, he'd put a stop to a lot of the dumb shit Chris and Barb did
 
Bob just didn't have the energy to give a shit about how his son turned out, as long as he was happy. If Bob was like 20 years younger when he had Chris, he'd put a stop to a lot of the dumb shit Chris and Barb did
Most likely Bob ended up with Barb because they were both old divorcees and the best they could hope to get for company at that point, Chris is the result of geriatric sperm and eggs, if Bob was younger then Chris would probably have been a normal person like his half siblings.
 
Most likely Bob ended up with Barb because they were both old divorcees and the best they could hope to get for company at that point, Chris is the result of geriatric sperm and eggs, if Bob was younger then Chris would probably have been a normal person like his half siblings.

I think a big reason they ended up getting married and stayed together was... Chris.

Bob was one of those old timey dudes who took shit like that seriously.

He probably didn’t want a child and knew he was too old for one.

But if the good lord saw it fit to make Bob a father once again, then consarnit, Bob would step up to the plate and take responsibility.

If you look at their later life, you know there wasn’t any love lost between them. Each stayed in their part of the house, Barb would come down to Chris and poison the well against Bob.

Bob was a respected engineer and Barb was a white trash skank who managed to land a secretarial gig in between being married to guy after guy. They had zero in common except for Chris and the fact that they both got drunk at the same bar one night in 79’.

If Chris hadn’t been in the picture, there’s no way he would have stayed with her.
 
Unless he's working on improving the quality of the series - which I don't think is possible, given its already good production quality - he may just be doing this to space this out because he's rapidly approaching its end.

Eh, he might just be busier with his dayjob in the japanese school system. Even if you've found a routine, compiling info, scriptwriting and editing footage is time intensive and requires long stretches of focus. I feel a "life happens" scenario to be more likely than an "intentional delay" scenario.
 
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This is exactly it.

Unfortunately, the way the Chandlers treat their pets is no different than most other rednecks. It is probably what they most have in common with the people around them. There would have to be extreme neglect or abuse to even raise animal control’s eyebrow.
It's a miracle they don't eat them.
 
That's an excellent point. Chris never really has been allowed to fail, which just goes back to my earlier point: the best thing you can do for Chris is leave him alone. Not trolling him to change his lifestyle. Not shielding him from trolls. Not giving him money. Just let him fail. However, I fear that it is way too late for that to be of any help anyway.
That and in part due to the fact that there are teenage loonies out there willing to get famous by getting that internet attention and they try to carve for them a chunk of Internet history.
 
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This is exactly it.

Unfortunately, the way the Chandlers treat their pets is no different than most other rednecks. It is probably what they most have in common with the people around them. There would have to be extreme neglect or abuse to even raise animal control’s eyebrow.
pre tomgirl cwc would have fit right in it with rednecks
 
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bluespike wasn't trying to get internet famous, he was trying to fit in with the cool kids club he was part of

Liquid Chris (and his jealous twin brother Jon Duckworth) would be a better example of this
Liquid Chris just thought it would be funny to pretend to be Chris and make fun of his spergy mannerisms. Bluespike was very similar to a lot of modern-day weens
 
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Liquid Chris just thought it would be funny to pretend to be Chris and make fun of his spergy mannerisms. Bluespike was very similar to a lot of modern-day weens
Chris didn’t even notice Liquid at all when he first started doing his impression videos. Back then he didn’t really browse the internet actively outside of his PS3’s YouTube app. The inner circle /PVCC convinced Chris that Liquid was trying to steal his identity, and Chris himself actually just wanted to ignore him at first. That entire saga was probably the most well-executed and worthwhile trolling scheme though— It was entertaining as fuck, creative, and everyone played their role really well. Outside of the calls where it was just Chris and Kacey, it was basically watching a sitcom.
 
Chris didn’t even notice Liquid at all when he first started doing his impression videos. Back then he didn’t really browse the internet actively outside of his PS3’s YouTube app. The inner circle /PVCC convinced Chris that Liquid was trying to steal his identity, and Chris himself actually just wanted to ignore him at first. That entire saga was probably the most well-executed and worthwhile trolling scheme though— It was entertaining as fuck, creative, and everyone played their role really well. Outside of the calls where it was just Chris and Kacey, it was basically watching a sitcom.
Agreed. Kacey was shit. She was just a fat, retarded bitchy whore. A lot like Chris actually
 
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