Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[Fapcop]

Oh it's just real real real small potatoes. The month I had to put my cat to sleep from cancer, Chris needed money for animal medicine or veterinary surgery (I forget which), and I threw him a wedge of green. Not a massive amount, but enough to ensure he bought a game, some transformers, or a commission from an MLP artist. He got a few people this way. At first I was angry, not about the money but being lied to. Then I realized I was the fucking idiot for giving money to Chris. Sometime later I find the Kiwi Farms and Null has some sage advice: don't buy from Chris.

It wasn't the money but that he'd used my kindness. My cat's name was Tiger (Tanaka) and it's how I picked this username.

Now I find it best to just sit back and let nature take its course. The only time I get angry with Chris now is when I see him live-streaming and hissing/growling/meowing at his cats and dogs. Someone once commented somewhere he sounds like Toshio from The Grudge, and given the life expectancy of those animals it seems apt. As content as I am to watch Chris and Barb crash and burn, I still feel a lot of concern for those pets.

One of things that can still make me angry about Chris, is the way he treats his animals. Like the poor cats.

Or his dogs. There’s no excuse for being too lazy to take them for a walk. Or shit, don’t like your dog barking and braying like a feral beast?

Maybe spend a little time in training them, you fat waste of space, instead of punching them on the nose when they annoy you.

The part in the Catherine video where Barb goes “The couch belongs to the dogs” is really revealing.

Does anyone really believe Snorlax would willingly give up a place to lie, because “they saved us from the fire”?

Fuck that jazz, those dogs are feral and none of the Chandlers have the balls to go up against them or risk a dog bite.

 

[Jeff Gazetti]

One of things that can still make me angry about Chris, is the way he treats his animals. Like the poor cats.

Or his dogs. There’s no excuse for being too lazy to take them for a walk. Or shit, don’t like your dog barking and braying like a feral beast?

Maybe spend a little time in training them, you fat waste of space, instead of punching them on the nose when they annoy you.

I’m surprised no weens or good samaritan has reported Chris on this. God knows he’s uploaded enough examples to at least get animal control to at least raise a damn brow.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

One of things that can still make me angry about Chris, is the way he treats his animals. Like the poor cats.

Or his dogs. There’s no excuse for being too lazy to take them for a walk. Or shit, don’t like your dog barking and braying like a feral beast?

Maybe spend a little time in training them, you fat waste of space, instead of punching them on the nose when they annoy you.

The part in the Catherine video where Barb goes “The couch belongs to the dogs” is really revealing.

Does anyone really believe Snorlax would willingly give up a place to lie, because “they saved us from the fire”?

Fuck that jazz, those dogs are feral and none of the Chandlers have the balls to go up against them or risk a dog bite.

I’m a big animal lover. I’m a lazy piece of shit in every regard, but the one principle I’ll abide by is a complete lack of tolerance for people who willfully mistreat animals or neglect them out of stupidity. I’ll admit that I’m another faggot that fell for Chris’s crocodile tear stories about needing medication for his cats, but I own three myself and if any of them experience any kind of discomfort, my priority becomes them. I wanted to upgrade my PC, but my cat needs several rounds of antibiotics totaling over $800? Yeah, he’ll get as many as he needs until he gets better.

Chris let Sorbet hide by a gutter for who knows how long with a cracked skull, blind in one eye while he stayed inside humping his Night Star plush. Yeah, if there’s anything Chris has done that deserves a legitimate beating, it’s letting several cats die needless deaths all so he could throw it at brony artists who want nothing to do with him and LEGOs he probably never touches.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

One of things that can still make me angry about Chris, is the way he treats his animals. Like the poor cats.

Or his dogs. There’s no excuse for being too lazy to take them for a walk. Or shit, don’t like your dog barking and braying like a feral beast?

Maybe spend a little time in training them, you fat waste of space, instead of punching them on the nose when they annoy you.

The part in the Catherine video where Barb goes “The couch belongs to the dogs” is really revealing.

Does anyone really believe Snorlax would willingly give up a place to lie, because “they saved us from the fire”?

Fuck that jazz, those dogs are feral and none of the Chandlers have the balls to go up against them or risk a dog bite.

Feels / Agree / Winner / Thought Provoking.

Part of why I like the Kiwi is I come across viewpoints I'd never considered. This is one of them. You're probably right about Barb and the couch. I've known about 50% of the dog users I encountered let their dogs on the couch. The other 50% are very adamant the dog doesn't go on the bed or the couch. To surrender furniture to the dogs, to let them shit in the house; this is surrender. You're right. That's a clue the dogs are feral, and sharing territory with Barb and Chris, not living together as a family/pack.

 

[Fapcop]

Feels / Agree / Winner / Thought Provoking.

Part of why I like the Kiwi is I come across viewpoints I'd never considered. This is one of them. You're probably right about Barb and the couch. I've known about 50% of the dog users I encountered let their dogs on the couch. The other 50% are very adamant the dog doesn't go on the bed or the couch. To surrender furniture to the dogs, to let them shit in the house; this is surrender. You're right. That's a clue the dogs are feral, and sharing territory with Barb and Chris, not living together as a family/pack.

Chris always and Barb usually takes the path of least resistance.

So you just know that they went “Oh you like the couch? He he... Ok, I suppose you can have it!” the first time the dogs growled at them, when they tried to get them off the couch.

And then afterwards made some bullshit rationalization about it being a reward for saving them from the fire.

The weirdest part about it, is of course that they know the dogs are feral in the back of their heads. (Well, Barb does anyways. Chris is too dumb and just anthropomorphizes the fuck out of any animal.)

After all, remember that Barb talked to a dog trainer about training them at one point?

But again, path of least resistance. A dog trainer needs you to continue the training at home, and that takes away precious couch time. So why spend money and time on that, when you can just give up a couch and avoid doing anything that will make the dogs snap at you?

 

[Kuruminha]

As an animal lover myself I really can't understand how someone willingly buys/adopts not one, but two dogs from one of the most energetic breeds and expects them to just exist.

Fuck, buy a plushie or something.

Damn, I really have the feels when remembering Clover and Snoppy... and even worse is that when they die (living a miserable life) they'll gain more attention from our tard whilst becoming fursonized in Chris' fantasy world.

 

[Jack Awful]

As an animal lover myself I really can't understand how someone willingly buys/adopts not one, but two dogs from one of the most energetic breeds and expects them to just exist.

Fuck, buy a plushie or something.

Damn, I really have the feels when remembering Clover and Snoppy... and even worse is that when they die (living a miserable life) they'll gain more attention from our tard whilst becoming fursonized in Chris' fantasy world.

I'd be surprised if Chris and Barb thought at all or did any research. They just wanted a dog, then wanted another later.

 

[Kuruminha]

I'd be surprised if Chris and Barb thought at all or did any research. They just wanted a dog, then wanted another later.

I was just thinking about that while sending the reply. Rookie Christorian mistake assume any effort could come from the Chandlers.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I'd be surprised if Chris and Barb thought at all or did any research. They just wanted a dog, then wanted another later.

Clover and Snoopy are siblings and were purchased around the same time. From what I remember a big motivator for buying them was Barb and Chris had wanted dogs while Bob was still alive but he objected; he more or less pointed out that neither of them were responsible enough to handle a dog and he didn’t have the energy for it anymore. Well Bob kicks it and guess what? They prove him completely right.

 

[Tiger Tanaka]

Clover and Snoopy are siblings and were purchased around the same time. From what I remember a big motivator for buying them was Barb and Chris had wanted dogs while Bob was still alive but he objected; he more or less pointed out that neither of them were responsible enough to handle a dog and he didn’t have the energy for it anymore. Well Bob kicks it and guess what? They prove him completely right.

Is there a record of that on the cwcki? I'd love to see Bob's skepticism of that pair. I wonder if Barb and Chris see them less as living things in need of love, and more a collection for the hoard.

 

[CwChalk]

Is there a record of that on the cwcki? I'd love to see Bob's skepticism of that pair. I wonder if Barb and Chris see them less as living things in need of love, and more a collection for the hoard.

I'm not an expert at autism, but don't they have more empathy for animals? I've known for a while now it isn't the case with Chris, but the way he treats his animals has always confounded me. I'd always assumed that if any living thing in that house was living cozy it was the cats. It becomes even more confounding that he grieved for Patti for a long while, which is normal when losing a pet, but seems to brush off the death of other animals under that roof.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Is there a record of that on the cwcki? I'd love to see Bob's skepticism of that pair. I wonder if Barb and Chris see them less as living things in need of love, and more a collection for the hoard.

It’s something he and I discussed privately. However Chris alluded to it in one of his calls with Kacey as well.

A thing I don’t think is well documented is that Bob was a hardcore animal lover and he once said to more than just myself that “I’d never be a vegetarian or anything but I can’t stand people who treat dogs and other pets without kindness.” He really wasn’t that bad of a guy and a lot of Chris’ bad habits aren’t Bobs fault. If I had to pick any that are his fault, it’s an inflated ego and a fast food addiction, which Bob had also admitted to.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It’s something he and I discussed privately. However Chris alluded to it in one of his calls with Kacey as well.

A thing I don’t think is well documented is that Bob was a hardcore animal lover and he once said to more than just myself that “I’d never be a vegetarian or anything but I can’t stand people who treat dogs and other pets without kindness.” He really wasn’t that bad of a guy and a lot of Chris’ bad habits aren’t Bobs fault. If I had to pick any that are his fault, it’s an inflated ego and a fast food addiction, which Bob had also admitted to.

Yeah looking back, Bob's biggest issue is that he didn't have the right skillset to raise an autistic child and unknowingly enabled some of Chris' worst traits like his ego and persecution complex. Then again Bob is a flawed human being who is more complicated than we can give him credit for.

However, this really doesn't apply much to Chris and Barb. While Bob was a bad parent even if he meant well, Barb is a malicious person who was probably the root cause of Chris essentially being the manchild he is today especially given how Cole Smithy is a lesser lolcow. Chris also grew up very spoiled and most of his problems are honestly of his own doing due to his constant craving for attention. The only reason he probably wanted dogs is because of how affectionate they were and would easily support him but like with everyone, Chris does not care about supporting anyone unless it benefits him. Hell, Chris could take his dogs for a walk while playing Pokemon Go but he'd prefer to drive as it is easier than god forbid exercising for once.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I’m a big animal lover. I’m a lazy piece of shit in every regard, but the one principle I’ll abide by is a complete lack of tolerance for people who willfully mistreat animals or neglect them out of stupidity. I’ll admit that I’m another faggot that fell for Chris’s crocodile tear stories about needing medication for his cats, but I own three myself and if any of them experience any kind of discomfort, my priority becomes them. I wanted to upgrade my PC, but my cat needs several rounds of antibiotics totaling over $800? Yeah, he’ll get as many as he needs until he gets better.

Chris let Sorbet hide by a gutter for who knows how long with a cracked skull, blind in one eye while he stayed inside humping his Night Star plush. Yeah, if there’s anything Chris has done that deserves a legitimate beating, it’s letting several cats die needless deaths all so he could throw it at brony artists who want nothing to do with him and LEGOs he probably never touches.

People who wish harm or bring about harm to animals either through negligence or neglect, are absolute complete scum, they don't deserve to ever touch or interact with another animal again. I hope eventually one of his cats rummaging through the hoard just absolutely looses it with him and scratches the ever living hell out of him, cats claws are loaded with bacteria and germs, so tons of cat scratches could leave you incredibly ill and sickly if you don't even get them treated, so knowing his reputation around animals from snippets we've seen here and there, I hope that day arrives soon.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Yeah looking back, Bob's biggest issue is that he didn't have the right skillset to raise an autistic child and unknowingly enabled some of Chris' worst traits like his ego and persecution complex. Then again Bob is a flawed human being who is more complicated than we can give him credit for.

However, this really doesn't apply much to Chris and Barb. While Bob was a bad parent even if he meant well, Barb is a malicious person who was probably the root cause of Chris essentially being the manchild he is today especially given how Cole Smithy is a lesser lolcow. Chris also grew up very spoiled and most of his problems are honestly of his own doing due to his constant craving for attention. The only reason he probably wanted dogs is because of how affectionate they were and would easily support him but like with everyone, Chris does not care about supporting anyone unless it benefits him. Hell, Chris could take his dogs for a walk while playing Pokemon Go but he'd prefer to drive as it is easier than god forbid exercising for once.

If Bob had been two decades younger when Chris was born I think he could have handled it. He was also pretty old when Chris was born and really tired of dealing with stuff that made him uncomfortable. He didn’t hate or have ill will towards Chris but I see why people think that. He actually disliked Barb more and didn’t understand Chris’ mental health. Then again, neither do we and we’ve been speculating on it for over a decade. You can fault Bob for some of his prejudices and lack of energy. Hell fault him for other shit if you want to, but I dont think he was malicious as you said about Barb. At worst inattentive and more likely ignorant and uninformed.

 

[Fapcop]

If Bob had been two decades younger when Chris was born I think he could have handled it. He was also pretty old when Chris was born and really tired of dealing with stuff that made him uncomfortable. He didn’t hate or have ill will towards Chris but I see why people think that. He actually disliked Barb more and didn’t understand Chris’ mental health. Then again, neither do we and we’ve been speculating on it for over a decade. You can fault Bob for some of his prejudices and lack of energy. Hell fault him for other shit if you want to, but I dont think he was malicious as you said about Barb. At worst inattentive and more likely ignorant and uninformed.

There’s more to a person than their prejudices or how informed or ignorant they are.

There was this one redneck I knew when I lived in the Midwest. A guy in his thirties who disliked black people and could go on about niggers for a long time.

Still didn’t stop him from pulling over when he saw a black family stranded by the side of the road, drive them to a gas station 30 miles away to get a spare tire, and then help them change the tire. Why? Because niggers or not, “it was the right thing to do”.

Anyways, speaking of Bob, I’ve always wondered about one thing: You seem to be saying that Chris gets most of his dysfunction from Barb.

Was it also Barb who did most of the disciplining? Because in the famous lumberjack call, we see Bob threatening with getting/telling Barb which is a threat that seems to get his attention.

Likewise, whenever Chris was talking about taking a trip, it’s always his mother’s permission oh sorry: “emotional support” that he needed to get.

So would it be correct that Bob was more laid back, or had mostly given up at this point?

The family dynamics are quite interesting to me.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

At that point, why even bother? It's not like God really matters in Chris's own little world these days when he thinks of himself as one.

I never saw the picture of him with the mustache. That's a top tier creeper pedofork stache.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

There’s more to a person than their prejudices or how informed or ignorant they are.

There was this one redneck I knew when I lived in the Midwest. A guy in his thirties who disliked black people and could go on about niggers for a long time.

Still didn’t stop him from pulling over when he saw a black family stranded by the side of the road, drive them to a gas station 30 miles away to get a spare tire, and then help them change the tire. Why? Because niggers or not, “it was the right thing to do”.

Anyways, speaking of Bob, I’ve always wondered about one thing: You seem to be saying that Chris gets most of his dysfunction from Barb.

Was it also Barb who did most of the disciplining? Because in the famous lumberjack call, we see Bob threatening with getting/telling Barb which is a threat that seems to get his attention.

Likewise, whenever Chris was talking about taking a trip, it’s always his mother’s permission oh sorry: “emotional support” that he needed to get.

So would it be correct that Bob was more laid back, or had mostly given up at this point?

The family dynamics are quite interesting to me.

Bob was old as hell. I think he just wanted to live out his retirement in peace. Instead he had to take care of a spastic tard and a manipulative obese woman. I think you are right Barb did most of the discipline and manipulated Chris into thinking everyone was out to get him and only she could protect him. She probably made up the vast trolling conspiracy and Bob went with it because he didn't want to deal with arguing with a crazy person. So to throw out my opinion on your question, I think Bob had mostly given up.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Bob was a strange guy in his own right and was extremely clueless about how normal behaviour. There are just things that make little sense in that household if you don't take Bob being another excepcional individual into account.

Bob was a hoarder too, granted, his hoard was more valuable and better put together than his stupid wife and son's but he still had that behaviour and tolerated it with Barb and Chris, he definitely was not a disciplinarian and was fine with everything around going to shit and his son becoming increasingly retarded. There are weird things like how Bob was ok with Chris dressing in clown shirts from Goodwill and eating garbage every day meanwhile he let him spend thousands of dollars in his own lego and plastic children toy hoard, you'd not only have to be old and unmotivated but you must really not even have common sense at that point, specially since he was the one who put bread on the table and handled the finances, a htoughtful person would put priority on his son not going around dressing like a fat retard.

Both Bob and Barb were constantly manipulated and swindled by Chris, what normal person, even if old would be so oblivious and would let themselves be taken for a spin by someone like Chris? Bob and Barb were both convinced Miyamoto was gonna give Chris his own Sonichu game or that the thousands of dollars of spending on videogames at Bestbuy were just a hacker and not Chris. Bob was making excuses for him and believing Chris stories about the Game Place too, it was not just Barb. They both only knew about Chris stealing money after the Joshua Martinez incident.

Bob was a smart guy and his other kids turned out smart too but he was probably on the spectrum himself and was very inadequate in a lot of things, and thats why he was ok with Barb, autismo males and narc bpd women go together like bees and honey. I think Chris got the tism from Bob side but he also got the low iq, and entitled attitude and compulsive behaviour from alcoholic Barb, the ocd collecting tick and overall lazyness he got from both.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I’m surprised no weens or good samaritan has reported Chris on this. God knows he’s uploaded enough examples to at least get animal control to at least raise a damn brow.

Chris has been reported so many times they just hang up when they hear 14 BLC.

There is a big difference between a bit of benign neglect and active mistreatment. The dogs are not starved nor covered in sores nor shy of their owners. Nothing for animal control to do.