Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

[DrNow]

That part where Barb clearly wants Chris to stop hugging her shows she is more conscious of what is happening around her than was previously speculated. The most disturbing part; did Barb attempt the ‘turn me loose, you silly goose’ line to prevent her repugnant troon son soul bonding with her?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

That part where Barb clearly wants Chris to stop hugging her shows she is more conscious of what is happening around her than was previously speculated. The most disturbing part; did Barb attempt the ‘turn me loose, you silly goose’ line to prevent her repugnant troon son soul bonding with her?

My pet theory is that Barb was overly affectionate with Chris well into adulthood. They probably cuddled often and barb was especially overbearing when bob passed. She probably started moving away once the tomgirl saga was in full swing, (she was reportedly very against his crossdressing and pretty outwardly aggressive if chris’s recounting is to be believed). Meanwhile, as Chris trooned out harder and troll sweethearts became less common, he started growing overly attached to Barb.

Cue covid and chris’s exile from society, and he finally gave in to his pent up urges.


All of this is straight from my ass, and fanfic tier speculation, but it holds weight in my head.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

Did Chris ever get to hone his bj skills? Could be a good little earner in his current predicament.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I couldn't resist, what with the two mugshots and people making memes out of them.

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Chris was bein' coy. Bob taught Chris those skills when he took Chris down to the Arby's truckstop on his 21st birthday. Bob even joined on the fun while Chris did all the work.

 

[Merried Seinor Coomer]

Charlie is the autistic one in that group.

Mac is the Chis Chan of that group: the delusional, homophobic, quasi-religious "badass" with no real identity to the point his body type is constantly changing.

 

[Apocalyptic Apopheniac]

Turns out Geno was a zoomer ween all along!

Seriously though, how does he take such a balanced stance on outrageous subject matter at that age? And what kind of damage is done by eating, sleeping and breathing Chris Chan during your formulative years?

Happy Birthday dude, part of me wants you to keep making quality content but the other half wants you to get off the damn internet.

 

[Effluvial Ooze]

I think Geno should significantly alter the format he's using for this to be entertaining after next episode, which will probably be about TMG, Bronycon, TTS and Sonichu 12.9. People already complain about the comprehensive approach leading to long stretches of each episode being Geno reading inconsequential Chris tweets and ebegging, but for months at a time that's going to be the majority of Chris' output. He even stops streaming. It's just a depressing slog. I agree with people ITT that there's still topics to cover, but a longform video covering all of them or covering specific groups might be a better option than more Chris play by plays.

There's occasional funny stuff in those tweets like, "Mental gymnastics is what my lover and I use to train our minds" to be fair

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Seriously though, how does he take such a balanced stance on outrageous subject matter at that age? And what kind of damage is done by eating, sleeping and breathing Chris Chan during your formulative years?

You can tell there's something seriously off about him.

 

[themarchivist2]

Turns out Geno was a zoomer ween all along!

Seriously though, how does he take such a balanced stance on outrageous subject matter at that age? And what kind of damage is done by eating, sleeping and breathing Chris Chan during your formulative years?

Happy Birthday dude, part of me wants you to keep making quality content but the other half wants you to get off the damn internet.

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This was a joke, he's been posting videos since 2011 and he looks like he's 16 or so here:

 

[Apocalyptic Apopheniac]

You can tell there's something seriously off about him.

Well, yeah... What kind of non-coomer would want to live in Japan?

This was a joke, he's been posting videos since 2011 and he looks like he's 16 or so here:

Informative!

Looks like I'm off to a good start, admitting to getting trolled by the "voice of reason".

 

[Ophelia]

Happy Birthday, Geno! You’re among the good 19 year olds.

 

[MirrorNoir]

My pet theory is that Barb was overly affectionate with Chris well into adulthood. They probably cuddled often and barb was especially overbearing when bob passed. She probably started moving away once the tomgirl saga was in full swing, (she was reportedly very against his crossdressing and pretty outwardly aggressive if chris’s recounting is to be believed). Meanwhile, as Chris trooned out harder and troll sweethearts became less common, he started growing overly attached to Barb.

Cue covid and chris’s exile from society, and he finally gave in to his pent up urges.


All of this is straight from my ass, and fanfic tier speculation, but it holds weight in my head.

On a side note; has it ever been speculated that Barb might have initiated the incest NOT out of shock that Chris bought a hooker to lose his virginity to, but because she thought fucking Chris on a regular basis might cure him or his transvestite/transgenderism fetish?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I think Geno should significantly alter the format he's using for this to be entertaining after next episode, which will probably be about TMG, Bronycon, TTS and Sonichu 12.9. People already complain about the comprehensive approach leading to long stretches of each episode being Geno reading inconsequential Chris tweets and ebegging, but for months at a time that's going to be the majority of Chris' output. He even stops streaming. It's just a depressing slog. I agree with people ITT that there's still topics to cover, but a longform video covering all of them or covering specific groups might be a better option than more Chris play by plays.

There's occasional funny stuff in those tweets like, "Mental gymnastics is what my lover and I use to train our minds" to be fair

Geno's been doing a great job with his format. It's dispassionate, methodical, and very matter-of-fact. The dry presentation is what brings out the absolute bonkers humor value of Chris' antics.

On a side note; has it ever been speculated that Barb might have initiated the incest NOT out of shock that Chris bought a hooker to lose his virginity to, but because she thought fucking Chris on a regular basis might cure him or his transvestite/transgenderism fetish?

You mean the twist is that Barb was actually healing Chris?

 

[infamousbeing]

I finally decided to catch up with the documentary series the other day. I fell off it around episode 45 and often skipped episodes. Watched the two latest episodes and I really enjoyed the new backing music, theme change was also interesting and Geno surprisingly handled the suspense/cliff hanger of the next episode pretty well. I could imagine not knowing much about Chris and finding this section really gripping.

 

[Jozef]

On a side note; has it ever been speculated that Barb might have initiated the incest NOT out of shock that Chris bought a hooker to lose his virginity to, but because she thought fucking Chris on a regular basis might cure him or his transvestite/transgenderism fetish?

She called him Robert. I think she was having an Alzheimer's episode

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Geno's been doing a great job with his format. It's dispassionate, methodical, and very matter-of-fact. The dry presentation is what brings out the absolute bonkers humor value of Chris' antics.

It's got more piss poor opinions than Brian Stelter's leaky anus.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

It's got more piss poor opinions than Brian Stelter's leaky anus.

What opinions? Geno plays everything pretty straight and objective imo. Where's the bias?

 

[Dr Doom Pill]

Is it me or did the series kind of get boring when the liquid Chris and the Casey trolling was over. In my opinion the most boring part of the entire series was when Chris trooned out and it started getting interesting again once we got to the idea guys arc.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Is it me or did the series kind of get boring when the liquid Chris and the Casey trolling was over. In my opinion the most boring part of the entire series was when Chris trooned out and it started getting interesting again once we got to the idea guys arc.

Post idea guys it's all pretty much downhill more than ever before (unless you can find some humour in his delusional twitter/youtube larping), right up until the motherfucker saga really, the sockness arc is kinda funny to see how that clusterfuck unfolded, even though it didn't really amount to anything.

Aside from the MLP Go Pony sperg outs I guess as well, which will pop up every now and again from mid 2018 onwards.

 

[Lone Star]

Is it me or did the series kind of get boring when the liquid Chris and the Casey trolling was over. In my opinion the most boring part of the entire series was when Chris trooned out and it started getting interesting again once we got to the idea guys arc.

Yeah, honestly I don't even think the Idea Guys bit was even that fun. It was almost too ridiculous for me to even find it funny.