Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History

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Idea Guys are directly responsible for Chris raping his mother, and should be in prison with, of not in place of, Chris himself.
No their sin is worse: they fucked up Sonichu comics for all future eternity. Chris's batshit insane CWCville universe was for the most part funny/insane until those dicknoggins pumped their jizz into his brain.
 
It's not like they don't have newspapers (that they put down for the dogs to shit on). It would have taken Chris all of two seconds to put one down.

Although spraypainting inside at all (except in a ventilated workshop) is retarded to begin with.
I was thinking the exact same thing. Like...oh of course Chris is going to fucking spray paint indoors. It's like a bad joke about a retard. But like...it's real lol
 
Huh, I've never seen the video of Chris circling the dead van like a spaz.
One thing I love about this series is I see videos I didn't know existed.

I think it was the first video of his I ever watched. I was just so befuddled that a grown man was begging and bitching for people to fix a problem for him, then killed time acting like a 6 year old girl. The Cap was a massive idiot to help Chris as long as he did. I don't know what ever became of you Captain, but I hope you watch these videos alone in a dark room, drinking, wondering what the fuck was wrong with you.
 
I think it was the first video of his I ever watched. I was just so befuddled that a grown man was begging and bitching for people to fix a problem for him, then killed time acting like a 6 year old girl. The Cap was a massive idiot to help Chris as long as he did. I don't know what ever became of you Captain, but I hope you watch these videos alone in a dark room, drinking, wondering what the fuck was wrong with you.
Because the watch dogs viewed Chris as a harmless asshole who, while bad with money, would never do anything TOO bad.
Well, in the end they were dead wrong.
 
The most oppressed minority, indeed.
I still find it funny that Chris didn't know the meaning of that word until he was in his mid 30's.

I was thinking the exact same thing. Like...oh of course Chris is going to fucking spray paint indoors. It's like a bad joke about a retard. But like...it's real lol

I think if Bob and Chris would use the Dream Studio more often, this wouldn't have happened. Bob played the stupidest game, and won the stupidest prize.
 
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The thing that amazes me the most about this video series is that, as someone who stayed mostly in the dark about Chris Chan until recently, that after 65 video essays, there is still more to cover.

At this point we are at 2018, inching dreadfully closer and closer to "THE Event", and there is STILL material to cover before then. You'd think Chris would have burnt out at some point, but no. He stayed an online clown all the way through, didn't he?
 
This bit really got me:

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