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Can't wait for the next three episodes of the "Sonichu in Chris' body" saga.
Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History
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While I'll give this series some very minor props for condensing shit like the chat logs, calls, videos etc into their more relevant parts; that's all it really does. It's still nothing more than an autist reading out the CWCKI and letting Chris' videos/calls play for minutes at a time. But my real sperg opinion is about Geno himself.
And a side note: Dressing in drag "as a joke" is still incredibly fucking gay outside of a costume party/Halloween and even then it's iffy. Doing it randomly and then photoshopping yourself to look as feminine as possible is just outright tranny water testing. Especially when everytime it happens a bunch of faggots rush to wherever they can to talk about how hard he makes them when he does it. It's literal queer bait and fuckin weird.
This dude has dedictaed more time to making videos about chris chan than he has to figuring out how to write a good song. Obviously considering no one gives a fuck about his music and only knows him for Chis. Which is extra funny to me cause I can't count the number of times I've seen this asshole whine about not wanting "to be known as the chris chan guy". Well congrats faggot, that's literally all you're known for. Turns out dedicating thousands of hours to Chris Chan wasn't the best way to avoid that fear.
It's especially kek worthy when the few streams of his I saw were him watching Chris videos for 3+ hours straight. And his chris streams are the only ones with any sort of view count. Good job. Plus I find it really funny that he's clearly an attention whore since he only ever shows up, here or on reddit, when people are sucking his cock particularly hard or goin in on the conplaints. Negative or positive, long as its about him and over the top he'll show up with some half assed attempt to pretend he doesnt care.
Also no. Geno doesn't avoid calling chris a man to avoid the evil youtube ban hammer or the delusional troons. He even does it here, where literally everyone who comments on chris calls him a man. He's a woke faggot who's biggest claim to fame is making video versions of a wiki dedicated to a severely autistic, mother raping retard. And I consider him a ween as a result. But he makes way more money than I do doing it, so guess that makes me the real retard in the end.
It's especially kek worthy when the few streams of his I saw were him watching Chris videos for 3+ hours straight. And his chris streams are the only ones with any sort of view count. Good job. Plus I find it really funny that he's clearly an attention whore since he only ever shows up, here or on reddit, when people are sucking his cock particularly hard or goin in on the conplaints. Negative or positive, long as its about him and over the top he'll show up with some half assed attempt to pretend he doesnt care.
Also no. Geno doesn't avoid calling chris a man to avoid the evil youtube ban hammer or the delusional troons. He even does it here, where literally everyone who comments on chris calls him a man. He's a woke faggot who's biggest claim to fame is making video versions of a wiki dedicated to a severely autistic, mother raping retard. And I consider him a ween as a result. But he makes way more money than I do doing it, so guess that makes me the real retard in the end.
And a side note: Dressing in drag "as a joke" is still incredibly fucking gay outside of a costume party/Halloween and even then it's iffy. Doing it randomly and then photoshopping yourself to look as feminine as possible is just outright tranny water testing. Especially when everytime it happens a bunch of faggots rush to wherever they can to talk about how hard he makes them when he does it. It's literal queer bait and fuckin weird.
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i imagine this started out as a badly thought-out project
"make a documentary about chris chan! itll be fun! youll be the First One to make something this extensive" but theres a reason why most essay videos about him on youtube only speak about the early days of attraction signs and epic mall mace battles, not the thousands of shittweets he makes
and now Geno is probably just way too committed to pussy out
its like getting yourself into a one man drinking contest, sure if you back out now you prove your weakness, but going forwards isnt a good idea either
maybe you simply shouldnt have started it
what the fuck did you mean by this?
"make a documentary about chris chan! itll be fun! youll be the First One to make something this extensive" but theres a reason why most essay videos about him on youtube only speak about the early days of attraction signs and epic mall mace battles, not the thousands of shittweets he makes
and now Geno is probably just way too committed to pussy out
its like getting yourself into a one man drinking contest, sure if you back out now you prove your weakness, but going forwards isnt a good idea either
maybe you simply shouldnt have started it
paging doctor context
what the fuck did you mean by this?
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Controversial opinion, but I like how Geno does the documentary.
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That podcast. lol.
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My favorite part I hadn't seen before was the video will. There's so much to unpack there:
-It's actually borderline suicidal sounding to make a last will and testament for the event that he leaves this plane of existence until he sees us again in his idea of Heaven on Earth after the End of Days.
-He leaves Barb her own house, how nice of him. He seems to think he has a stake in the house since he helped pay the mortgage (blissfully unaware that if the title's only in her name, he's fucked), or that his divine right to the Sonichu Temple translates into legal ownership of the property. Does he think that if he didn't leave Barb her own house in the will before his disappearance, the cops would kick her out on the streets for squatting in the temple after the goddess left? He also leaves Barb all his physical possessions.
-It would hilarious if Chris dragged Barb to court for the house and his toys, only for them to play video of him saying "If this body is ever separated from Barb, I leave her the house and all my possessions".
-He has a list of conditions, humorously including that Megan must move in with Barb and became her in home care provider. I find the reemergence of Megan in these late sagas interesting. She's really the only friend he ever had, especially the only female he was close to other than Barb and Mia Ham, so of course she sticks in his mind even 10 years after they were last on speaking terms. But even though they haven't talked in 10 years and the last time he even thought about catching up she threatened to shoot him, he thinks she'll drop everything in her life to move in with Barb, in exchange for leaving her absolutely nothing in the will. Is there any evidence Megan ever met Barb? He seems to think that because a will is a legal document, he can bark orders and the named people are legally required to oblige. My understanding is that conditions in wills as seen in movies like Brewster's millions are Hollywood fictions and can't be enforced in real life, but this isn't even "follow all these weird rules to get the money I left you" it's "Leave your home and become a free nursemaid for absolutely nothing but to honor my last wishes, even though I'm not dying". It's tragically sincere that if he has to think of someone to take care of his mother in the vent of his death, Megan is still pretty much the only person he can think of, along with what'shisname I don't know who's probably an enabler. The girl that friendzoned and then unfriended him 10 years ago, and some paypig simp, that's his support network for Barb.
-He orders Barb to accept these two people moving in, so not only does he leave her her own house in his will, it comes with strings attached, like letting strangers move in. Once again, he seems to think a will can order people to do things just because the deceased wanted it, even though he doesn't plan on being deceased.
-He addresses the future lawyer who will execute this will, even though he has no lawyer on retainer or even a public defender at this point, nor does his estate have any funds to hire a lawyer, he just seems expect the state to appoint a public defender for his will, or maybe some lawyer to do it pro bono just to serve his goddess. What's he expect the lawyer to do? Send subpoenas to Megan and whatshisname saying "The autistic goddess has slipped into another dimension, therefore, we must honor her will, that's the law. Chris didn't leave you any money or property in his will, but he left a bunch of specific commands for you: you're legally required to break your lease and move in with Barbara Chandler, along with a complete stranger, to act as free caretakers for her." and send the same to Barb saying "Even though you legally own the house, you will be evicted from your own property unless you let two strangers move in with you in accordance with the goddess's wishes."
I imagine Chris woulnd't find it authoritative if Bob's will said "Chris has to cease being a troon and throw out all his toys and video games, not as a condition for receiving any inheritance, just because Bob said so and he died so now everyone's legally obligated to honor his last wishes to the letter for absolutely nothing in return
-It's actually borderline suicidal sounding to make a last will and testament for the event that he leaves this plane of existence until he sees us again in his idea of Heaven on Earth after the End of Days.
-He leaves Barb her own house, how nice of him. He seems to think he has a stake in the house since he helped pay the mortgage (blissfully unaware that if the title's only in her name, he's fucked), or that his divine right to the Sonichu Temple translates into legal ownership of the property. Does he think that if he didn't leave Barb her own house in the will before his disappearance, the cops would kick her out on the streets for squatting in the temple after the goddess left? He also leaves Barb all his physical possessions.
-It would hilarious if Chris dragged Barb to court for the house and his toys, only for them to play video of him saying "If this body is ever separated from Barb, I leave her the house and all my possessions".
-He has a list of conditions, humorously including that Megan must move in with Barb and became her in home care provider. I find the reemergence of Megan in these late sagas interesting. She's really the only friend he ever had, especially the only female he was close to other than Barb and Mia Ham, so of course she sticks in his mind even 10 years after they were last on speaking terms. But even though they haven't talked in 10 years and the last time he even thought about catching up she threatened to shoot him, he thinks she'll drop everything in her life to move in with Barb, in exchange for leaving her absolutely nothing in the will. Is there any evidence Megan ever met Barb? He seems to think that because a will is a legal document, he can bark orders and the named people are legally required to oblige. My understanding is that conditions in wills as seen in movies like Brewster's millions are Hollywood fictions and can't be enforced in real life, but this isn't even "follow all these weird rules to get the money I left you" it's "Leave your home and become a free nursemaid for absolutely nothing but to honor my last wishes, even though I'm not dying". It's tragically sincere that if he has to think of someone to take care of his mother in the vent of his death, Megan is still pretty much the only person he can think of, along with what'shisname I don't know who's probably an enabler. The girl that friendzoned and then unfriended him 10 years ago, and some paypig simp, that's his support network for Barb.
-He orders Barb to accept these two people moving in, so not only does he leave her her own house in his will, it comes with strings attached, like letting strangers move in. Once again, he seems to think a will can order people to do things just because the deceased wanted it, even though he doesn't plan on being deceased.
-He addresses the future lawyer who will execute this will, even though he has no lawyer on retainer or even a public defender at this point, nor does his estate have any funds to hire a lawyer, he just seems expect the state to appoint a public defender for his will, or maybe some lawyer to do it pro bono just to serve his goddess. What's he expect the lawyer to do? Send subpoenas to Megan and whatshisname saying "The autistic goddess has slipped into another dimension, therefore, we must honor her will, that's the law. Chris didn't leave you any money or property in his will, but he left a bunch of specific commands for you: you're legally required to break your lease and move in with Barbara Chandler, along with a complete stranger, to act as free caretakers for her." and send the same to Barb saying "Even though you legally own the house, you will be evicted from your own property unless you let two strangers move in with you in accordance with the goddess's wishes."
I imagine Chris woulnd't find it authoritative if Bob's will said "Chris has to cease being a troon and throw out all his toys and video games, not as a condition for receiving any inheritance, just because Bob said so and he died so now everyone's legally obligated to honor his last wishes to the letter for absolutely nothing in return
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here's an interesting question. at the rate he's going he's gonna reach the janke chris rape arc.
how will he go about it? like will he go into the phone calls until the fateful day.
edit: liquid spotted at too many games
how will he go about it? like will he go into the phone calls until the fateful day.
edit: liquid spotted at too many games
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I have a very low tolerance to cringe humor and I must admit I couldn't finish the podcast part. Had to skip to the next clip.
Holy shit, that musician is a saint. I would have had a mental breakdown in that situation.
Holy shit, that musician is a saint. I would have had a mental breakdown in that situation.
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Man this episode took me back. The pre barb fucking days just before the end are surreal in hindsight.
The max mandu/vicidin stream will forever live rent free in my head. You can just see it in Max's eyes as Chris spergs on and on about what he's like he just wants to get out of there asap..
And of course there's the tf2 reactions. Showcasing how severe Chris's autism has progressed. All he did was make slack jawed overly expressive faces at the pretty colors and funny sounds. Then there's how Chris's retard logic that responded to people's complaints and criticism about them streams. The moron wasn't setting up picture in picture like any one else reacting to it? Shove his new iPad on screen and play the video at the same time. People spam the comments asking "where's barb?" Bring her onto the stream on video then film a message from her before the next.
The max mandu/vicidin stream will forever live rent free in my head. You can just see it in Max's eyes as Chris spergs on and on about what he's like he just wants to get out of there asap..
And of course there's the tf2 reactions. Showcasing how severe Chris's autism has progressed. All he did was make slack jawed overly expressive faces at the pretty colors and funny sounds. Then there's how Chris's retard logic that responded to people's complaints and criticism about them streams. The moron wasn't setting up picture in picture like any one else reacting to it? Shove his new iPad on screen and play the video at the same time. People spam the comments asking "where's barb?" Bring her onto the stream on video then film a message from her before the next.
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the only thing that still keeps me watching.... aside from being good background noise fodder.... is the need to know how Geno will finally approach the events of that dreaded day
i wanna hear how he can possibly discuss Chris Chan "Inserting her rod A into Barbara's slot B" in that monotonous, robotic and sterile voiceover of his
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At least chris was nice and didn't want callers to interrupt him playing...he didn't have to be egotistical and presume he had "the spotlight" even if he did.
A couple episodes ago btw geno accidentally called chris he....Ik geno is woke but I think the walls may be breaking down in his mind and he's starting to realize just how stupid this pronoun shit is. Maybe its just wishful thinking...idk. If not its funny to see a wokie struggle to keep up his virtue signalling in over 50+ videos
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tbf, Geno seems to consistently call pre-transition Chris "He" when hes talking about past events
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is more likely that he calls chris she to avoid the lgbt zealots, and yet they call geno obsessed while defending chris, typical troon hypocresy
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it wasnt pre-transition...I remember I rewinded the vid several times cause I didnt think I heard him right. (also cuz the vid was on 1.75x). Unfourtonately I forget which episode it was.
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which video was it? also i dont mean him doing it before Chris transitioned in real life
i mean whenever Geno talks nowadays about something "old Chris" did, he refers to "Old Chris" as a man, and "New Chris" as a woman, in the same sentence
i dont believe Geno is 'just doing it to get the legbutts off his back'
that may be his excuse, but i fully believe hes a bit of a progressive fag in reality
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out of 77 40 minute videos? nah, couldnt tell ya.
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