Chris Chan Live Stream @ 1PM - this is potentially a recurring series

[awoo]

You fucking were. Don't even pretend that anyone would willingly hang out with Chris. Max's face told us everything, you fucking literal who.

Actually if I had the chance I might hangout with Chris occasionally. He seems like a funny (in a weird way) guy to humor. Then again I am stuck at home and I haven't talked face-to-face with a friend in a month.

And if you thought those callers were bad, just remember a good proportion probably have KF accounts and are lurking here

 

[Guts Gets Some]

I was so tempted to call in and just say "This is for Christine - We know you're not a pokemon. There's no C197. There's no merge. You're not Sonichu in Chris' body. You're playing pretend and everyone knows. No one's buying your BS." but I saw that the phone numbers were showing up occasionally on the screen behind Chris, and I didn't want to risk being doxxed.

I'm really disappointed though that no one else took this opportunity to tell Chris he's full of shit.

You know there are apps and *67, right?

 

[Cassidy]

Honestly, this guy has just squandered his opportunity of being within the same region as Chris. The content produced has been low-effort, low-quality and just overall low hanging bait. He even consumed like a year setting this up. Absolutely pathetic.

A smarter person would have followed in the footsteps of Liquid and pulled a Bob - paying someone (who deserves the money more) to pose as a fan of Sonichu and make contact with Chris to ask him more about his comics. Just make up reasons as to why you'd want them to push Chris into giving answers about his comic production and maybe even about Barb's health.

 

[muh_moobs]

Max lasted an hour too long with the tards, kudos to him for bailing finally. Poor guy had no idea what he was in for when he sat on that couch.

Fuck that soyboy. He got what he deserved for not excusing himself considerably earlier. Should've taken his guitar and his shitty cover songs and left after 15 minutes. Fuck, some one had to call in and tell him to leave. He's as potato brained as Chris to keep sitting there.

Watching him get cucked was just as good as watching Chris fail to make-believe as Sonichu.

 

[Dude of Darkness]

Brenton Tarrant did it better

 

[Alex Krycek]

If I have nothing to do I might watch, which is usually. Still gotta play darts or find ways to make money.

 

[Basketball Jones]

Oh god I’m less than 20 min into it and I’m hurting for Max. He talked about how he lived in South Korea and taught English, and could barely get the story out before the w33-Ning began...

The chat seemed to be overwhelmingly in favor of Max...honestly if people wanted to give a blow to Chris’ ego and show they wouldn’t be enabling his shit, they should have called in and just asked Max questions...

 

[KiwiJoe]

@vikodin was also the guy who drove to the abandoned DeJarnette building to take a drawing Chris had left there. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-03-30-19-goodwill-offering-and-kindest-wishes.54884/post-4514069

Talk about a wannabe Sam Hyde.

 

[Cassidy]

Talk about a wannabe Sam Hyde.

I actually appreciate his effort in collecting that piece of Christory. Albeit for the wrong reasons.

 

[FogHornCakeHorn]

Poor Max looking across and thinking to himself 'billie eilish really let herself go but at least she's still got big tits'.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Poor Max looking across and thinking to himself 'billie eilish really let herself go but at least she's still got big tits'.

The only way Chris would resemble Billie is if she were in a disfiguring car accident.

 

[Jack Awful]

The only way Chris would resemble Billie is if she were in a disfiguring car accident.

And was stuck in a coma for 20 years and was only fed fatty foods via IV drip.

And if the only way to save her face was to have it reconstructed to look like Chris's.

 

[Count Olaf]

I feel so sorry for Max. He's genuinely pretty good and I enjoyed his music a lot. It's just a shame almost to the point of frustration that this guy had to be overshadowed by Chris. Especially the moment when Chris comes back from the bathroom and just goes on talking during one of his songs. He should have walked out much, much sooner than he did. Every time the camera focused squarely on Chris I was surprised to see Max still there when it went back to a shot of the couch. I was sure--ESPECIALLY after "You can pray to Chris-Chan!"--that he'd just go NOPE and walk out. Major props to Max anyway for at least keeping a professional demeanor during all of Chris' BS. Was really hoping he'd call Chris crazy strait to his face.

I wish Max every success and that this doesn't stick with him for too long (even though it inevitably will for a while).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I feel so sorry for Max. He's genuinely pretty good and I enjoyed his music a lot. It's just a shame almost to the point of frustration that this guy had to be overshadowed by Chris. Especially the moment when Chris comes back from the bathroom and just goes on talking during one of his songs. He should have walked out much, much sooner than he did. Every time the camera focused squarely on Chris I was surprised to see Max still there when it went back to a shot of the couch. I was sure--ESPECIALLY after "You can pray to Chris-Chan!"--that he'd just go NOPE and walk out. Major props to Max anyway for at least keeping a professional demeanor during all of Chris' BS. Was really hoping he'd call Chris crazy strait to his face.

I wish Max every success and that this doesn't stick with him for too long (even though it inevitably will for a while).

OMG, he was blowing raspberries like a child. I felt like slapping him. Then when the poor guy was singing... Chris insisted on singing along even though he didn't know the words. Chris is such a rude and disrespectful jackass, and the host is a douchebag for putting Chris in a room with a normal, talented person. Chris belongs in the attic of a monestary with limited interaction.

 

[DeeCeeBees]

I wish they would have left the mic hot while he went to take a piss just to see if he washed his hands. I wonder if he ever takes those retarded gloves off. They are a pretty good indication that he doesn’t and are soaked in piss and whatever other effluvia leaks from his body.

 

[Jack Awful]

I wish they would have left the mic hot while he went to take a piss just to see if he washed his hands. I wonder if he ever takes those exceptional gloves off. They are a pretty good indication that he doesn’t and are soaked in piss and whatever other effluvia leaks from his body.

If Chris actually went with a hot mic it would have been the most entertaining part of the stream.

 

[A Grey Cat]

I mean here we have this guy who's actually not half bad looking (no homo) and seems to lead an interesting life, born in VA moved to Korea for a time taught English and is now trying to make it as an indie musician.

But everyone from the host to the callers was more interested in stoking Chris's already over inflated ego and giving the little egomaniac what he wants. Legions of fan worshiping the ground he walks on everytime he so much as posts about his bs life on social media.

I think only one caller tried to warm Max to get the Fuck outta dodge bit I like how he laughed at that one caller who said 9/11 was less a tragedy than the show

 

[TrippinKahlua]

So @vikodin has subtly mentioned that this will be a regular occurrence. Him and Chris might've handled things by contract too. Chris himself seemed to have fun.

Anything gonna be done to stop this? Anyone wanna call his mother?

 

[PsychoNerd054]

The only highlight of this video I can personally think of is the idea that Chris still has such a True and Loyal Fanbase after all these years, people still insist on calling him constantly.

That and the 9/11 comparison, that almost took the words out of my mouth when that was said.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris is probably at high risk for covid complications due to being an out of shape fat fuck, so he should really be socially distancing and not hanging out with a right wing tryhard