Chris' funniest one-liner

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"All of the times that I've earned HONOR ROOOOooooooOOOOOLLLLL" from A-U-T-I-S-M

The way he howls that line just slays me.
 
Feelin' the pang of th—feelin' the after-pains, uh, from that—I find out that, uh... there's been some… fire going—there's been some brushfire or oil fire… that sort of stuff—fire—going on in the southern Australia area… where my sweetheart… Sarah... Cassandra McKenzie… PandaHalo... (farts) Mmm..."

"Well, hopefully, with the power of God… at our sides… we'll be together very soon. For the power of God can influence even the, uh, most paranoid of souls, I'm sure. (farts)"

Maybe it's a sign of my puerile sense of humour, but there's something I find hilarious about the fact that Chris chooses to let rip during videos that are meant to be incredibly soulful. It's like a metaphor for his entire love life.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
Feelin' the pang of th—feelin' the after-pains, uh, from that—I find out that, uh... there's been some… fire going—there's been some brushfire or oil fire… that sort of stuff—fire—going on in the southern Australia area… where my sweetheart… Sarah... Cassandra McKenzie… PandaHalo... (farts) Mmm..."

"Well, hopefully, with the power of God… at our sides… we'll be together very soon. For the power of God can influence even the, uh, most paranoid of souls, I'm sure. (farts)"

Maybe it's a sign of my puerile sense of humour, but there's something I find hilarious about the fact that Chris chooses to let rip during videos that are meant to be incredibly soulful. It's like a metaphor for his entire love life.
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I don't remember which video this is from, but I need to watch it again. Could you please remind me?
 
"Yes, friends, it gets FAR sweeter."
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Off the top of my head:

"He's always been straight! Rosechu's always been a woman...!
UUURRRRRAAAAAAAARRRGH!!"

Just how worked up he gets over people mislabeling his characters and the high nasal voice gets me laughing every time.

Although Chris is supposed to be playing parts other than himself, I also particularly enjoyed some of the insanity that came out of "A Sonichu Day"
"I can't move! I can't even boom-boom the trigger!"
"Maybe because you're shiny Rosey."

The second one. The way that he just completely loses Rosechu's voice and says it so matter of fact is hysterical.
 
with such a vast and rich library, i doubt its the funniest... but as far those ones we all have that stick out and we find ourselves repeating; "my blood is not made of gravy!" (specifically the time he gets really worked up of course)
 
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My new favorite typed one liner......

"I am a (Female Soul) Transwoman (no operation yet), And a Lesbian."

Only Chris would use two parentheses with only one word between them.
 
"Shut The Hell and Fuck Up" (from the Mario rage on Facebook) is a new classic. It seems tailor-made to be yelled in righteous indignation at the world.
 
"You're the homos, every last one of you!"

I like to imagine a venerable voice of reason like Gregory Peck or Jimmy Stewart plaintively shouting this at a formerly raging mob, now shamed silent and dispersing in humble acknowledgement that indeed, they are the homos in this situation.
 
I'm not gonna lie, I think that "So shut the Hell and Fuck up." Is my favorite line ever written. The consonant-vowel clash of what would sound like "helland" means that you have to pause like "shut the hell, and, fuck up"
 
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