Chris in 20 years?

[DangDirtyTrolls]

Well, just paying for the house will outstrip his tugboat. He'd need to get a job to maintain the house, let alone all his other bills.

Damn really? I always just assumed that Bob and Barb owned the house outright so Chris would only need to pay tax and utilities. His tugboat grew when Bob died so will it grow again when Barb dies? I thought he'd manage to eek out an unglamorous life in that house on his own,didn't realise he's going to have to move out. As if his world wasn't already going to be turned upside down when Barb kicks the bucket.

 

[MrTroll]

Same as now, except as a result of massive inflation his tugboat check will be $250 million.

 

[LordCustos3]

Same as now, except as a result of massive inflation his tugboat check will be $250 million.

and unfortunately for Da Chris'tard....a Big Mac McDeal will cost $199,998.50.
Plus tax.

and by then he'll smell so bad that they'll insist that he take it "to go."

 

[Marvin]

Well, just paying for the house will outstrip his tugboat. He'd need to get a job to maintain the house, let alone all his other bills.

Damn really? I always just assumed that Bob and Barb owned the house outright so Chris would only need to pay tax and utilities. His tugboat grew when Bob died so will it grow again when Barb dies? I thought he'd manage to eek out an unglamorous life in that house on his own,didn't realise he's going to have to move out. As if his world wasn't already going to be turned upside down when Barb kicks the bucket.

It's a common assumption. The public info on the state of their mortgage is pretty much non-existent so there's not really much I can show you. The most I can say is that I wouldn't assume they don't have a mortgage (which is in contrast to what most people would expect, of course).

I don't know all the details, but I think his tugboat might go up when Barb dies. Oh, and yeah, Chris is definitely fucked when Barb dies.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Dead.

His heart is in pretty shitty condition right now. It's iffy if he'll make it to 40, much less 50 if he goes on with his life as he does right now.

 

[fridgesrants]

If Chris is alive in 20 years I will be shocked. If he cannot get his life back together after Barb dies then I think he will end up either homeless, in a mental hospital, group home, or jail. I am doubting Chris could take care of a house himself and if he is smart he will sell the house and move into a studio apartment and get a part time job. Since Chris has made bad decisions in the past I doubt he will have a bright future.

Well, just paying for the house will outstrip his tugboat. He'd need to get a job to maintain the house, let alone all his other bills.

I wonder if Chris would be capable of selling the house once Barb dies? He really is going to have to downsize a lot if he wants to be able to live a decent life post Barb. Still though knowing Chris's maturity level he will most likely screw it all up. Does Chris even pay bills currently or does Barb do that too?

 

[Hyperion]

He'll have already married and divorced Anna, and struggles to find enough work to pay child support for his autistic Mormon spawn.

 

[Marvin]

If Chris is alive in 20 years I will be shocked. If he cannot get his life back together after Barb dies then I think he will end up either homeless, in a mental hospital, group home, or jail. I am doubting Chris could take care of a house himself and if he is smart he will sell the house and move into a studio apartment and get a part time job. Since Chris has made bad decisions in the past I doubt he will have a bright future.

Well, just paying for the house will outstrip his tugboat. He'd need to get a job to maintain the house, let alone all his other bills.

I wonder if Chris would be capable of selling the house once Barb dies? He really is going to have to downsize a lot if he wants to be able to live a decent life post Barb. Still though knowing Chris's maturity level he will most likely screw it all up. Does Chris even pay bills currently or does Barb do that too?

Well, I think that since Bob set up the precedent for Chris paying rent, plus Barb not being shy about that sort of thing, I think Barb collects what she needs from Chris and leaves him with the rest of the tugboat to do as he pleases. Although, she (or her plus his own bills, like his credit card bills) probably doesn't leave him with more than $10 a few days into each month. Like really, Chris is almost certainly very broke every month soon after getting each tugboat.

Hell, that's probably the source of his "I'm so poor " bitching posts. He's probably bitching that he can't splurge like he used to back in the day, like he feels entitled to.

 

[Foulmouth]

That's the saddest thing about chris, his glory days were marginally less shit.

 

[cwcvillemayoress]

That's the saddest thing about chris, his glory days were marginally less shit.

Glory days? what glory days? I didn't know he had pennies thrown at him because he was glorious

 

[CatParty]

Obviously in 20 years he'll be living in a group home adjusting to society. Full of energy and positivity, he'll continue to lose weight and exercise while he is dating his sweetheart. As he completes his therapy, he looks forward to the big promotion at his office job.

 

[___]

In 20 years Chris will be in his 50s. Unless his lifestyle drastically changes he'll either be in very poor health, or deceased. Yeah, Bob was old and Barb is old, but they haven't always had this horrible lifestyle. Chris started it early so I don't see him going beyond his 50s. If he's still alive and kicking he'll be in a group home as he retreats into his CWCville in his mind. Constantly dwelling on problems from his past. By the way.. has there ever been any documentation or mention of Chris having a physical since high school?

 

[Hyperion]

By the way.. has there ever been any documentation or mention of Chris having a physical since high school?

I wonder how he reacted during his first hernia check.

 

[Foulmouth]

By the way.. has there ever been any documentation or mention of Chris having a physical since high school?

I wonder how he reacted during his first hernia check.

I wonder how he reacted to his first prostate check.

 

[Count groudon]

By the way.. has there ever been any documentation or mention of Chris having a physical since high school?

I wonder how he reacted during his first hernia check.

All I have to say is I hope the doctor was a JERK male

 

[CatParty]

By the way.. has there ever been any documentation or mention of Chris having a physical since high school?

I wonder how he reacted during his first hernia check.

I wonder how he reacted to his first prostate check.

 

[AnimuGinger]

By the way.. has there ever been any documentation or mention of Chris having a physical since high school?

I wonder how he reacted during his first hernia check.

I wonder how he reacted to his first prostate check.

He probably just pictured his Sailor Moon poster in his head, and pretended that Rosechu was stripping for him.

edit: Assuming he even got one. Might have been too homo for him, and he may have believed that the doctor really uses his . Knowing OPL...

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

That's the saddest thing about chris, his glory days were marginally less shit.

Glory days? what glory days? I didn't know he had pennies thrown at him because he was glorious

It was steady income.

 

[___]

Wonder when the last time he had a simple blood and urine test. Or if he is super afraid of needles. Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[PCA]

Institutionalized or dead