Chris is lost, also Zelda.

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Maybe Chris is cranky that Link has girls approaching him, but girls aren't approaching Chris. (:_(
 
Some JERK said:
Well, after you've accused practically everyone who has ever known or met you of some kind of grave misdeed, blamed virtually all of your life's troubles on others, relentlessly embarrassed people over the internet, acted like an immature, unstable ass in public, and intentionally tried to get innocent people harassed simply because they did their jobs and you didn't like it, I guess the best thing to do is whine and complain to all of these people because you're unhappy.

Sparkle on, dipshit.

There is no better way this could have been worded. Well said.
 
Some JERK said:
Well, after you've accused practically everyone who has ever known or met you of some kind of grave misdeed, blamed virtually all of your life's troubles on others, relentlessly embarrassed people over the internet, acted like an immature, unstable ass in public, and intentionally tried to get innocent people harassed simply because they did their jobs and you didn't like it, I guess the best thing to do is whine and complain to all of these people because you're unhappy.

Sparkle on, dipshit.
Seriously. I feel no pity for him this time. He whines about all this shit when he's the one who pushed everyone away in the first place. He brought it on himself, but it's obviously not his fault. Everyone else is responsible for his misery and it's their job to help him feel better. Bring on the asspats!
 
Pickle Man said:
Anna :anna: comment on it with a :C face
If you go to Anna's profile apparently Waterhead gets hate mail and they read it to one another sometimes.

IDK why but that weirded me out a grip.
 
exball said:
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BAWWWWWW!!!!! :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C :C
I don't feel the least bit sorry for him. What goes around comes around. :alog:
 
DrChristianTroy said:
Pickle Man said:
Anna :anna: comment on it with a :C face
If you go to Anna's profile apparently Waterhead gets hate mail and they read it to one another sometimes.

IDK why but that weirded me out a grip.
Well he did dare the trolls and weens to come after him. What did he expect?
 
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It's funny how there's a woman completely identicle to the one Link is talking to right behind him. It's kind of like how Chris sees most woman as the same.
 
Chris was more fun when his girlfriend could have died a gruesome death and he would have been alright the next morning.
 
Jesus fuck Chris nobody acknowledges me in real life neither yet I don' bitch and moan on Facebook every day about it. Instead, I continue my day to day work, do my job, enjoy what human interaction I DO get, and enjoy any more that may come my way :heart-full: but Christ almighty.

I'm so tired of him whining about the same shit. Things are so much more interesting in the Power Rangers fandom

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Sadly, if he continues to think some pretty young girl will ask him out at McDonald's....he will always feel the same way.
 
Soon Chrissy will enter loveshy territory ]:(P wow
 
It's okay, Chris. I get lost in Zelda II all the time. I much prefer Link's Awakening.


On a more serious note, these events that have taken place over the past month and a half or so have really set the tone for a depressing 2014 for Chris. There hasn't really been any organized trolling taking place that I am aware of, just Chris going about his business as usual and somewhere along the line everything went to hell.

It seems that the weens have taken the helm this time around. In October the only real care in Chris' mind was the Lego high school. Not long thereafter his gal-pals were made aware of his online antics with increasing succession and things fishtailed from there. Now his rosy-colored memories have been systematically dismantled, he's apparently in need of serious cash fast, and judging by his Facebook posts (and posts by Marvin) he has this snowballing bizarre relationship with Barb. It's really, really unique timing that just after Chris unveiled his massive dedication to the Class of '00 that said graduating class turns their sights on him in the worst way imaginable.

I don't know. Things aren't as "funny" anymore it seems. Sure, they are from a "Chris is his own worst troll" perspective, but ever since Bob died and Chris nearly ran over Snyder things have gotten a little too somber. I miss when Chris would scream homophobic things and his biggest worry would be who would try to rip up his Attraction Sign next.
 
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