Chris returns to Twitter, likes several tweets

[BPD Gunt Rider]

Chris can now fuck Fiona, marry her and live happily ever after.

 

[Ted's of Beverly Hills]

We'll know for sure it's Chris when he follows a freshly-made account that starts replying to all of Tara Strong's tweets.

 

[Black Yoshi]

At first I thought it was a hacker, but then again Twitter is the modern Christory holy grail.

If it was they'd just spam tweets that say "JULAY" or "IAN BRANDON ANDERSON" until the mods suspend the account.

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

I doubt it's a hacker, especially given that he liked innocuous MLP art and a boring Tweet from some generic e-thot. I'm almost certain it's our Chris.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

More likes, including of this.

 

[A Grey Cat]

They really had no legal ground to ban him from the internet did they? Either Chris is slowly building up his full on return to the internet or he's being supervised and they're only letting him do so much on socal media, which means no posting what goes on his daily life.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

It’s gonna just be all fake religion shit and him pretending he is an astral sex wizard demi-god or something.

Nigga gonna be the next Gail.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

I'm curious to know what Chris-Chan thinks of Elon Musk. Both as the owner of Twitter and more generally.

 

[Pelican Bones]

Xelon Musk won't unban our good boy who dindu nuffin, but a literal mother fucker is a-ok?

 

[LadiosSopp]

I'm curious to know what Chris-Chan thinks of Elon Musk. Both as the owner of Twitter and more generally.

I wonder which Transformer he's going to toss around and defile as an effigy of Musk when he inevitably takes to making callout videos again.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

Chris having internet access again is not what I was expecting.

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

Hide your mothers, your sonic OC´s and Tarah Strong, the motherfucker is back to talk useless shit about the Merge 24/7 again!

No, seriously, what the fuck, is not the internet ultra prohibited for him? WTF Virginia Parole officers... or something

 

[ForgedBlades]

He could realistically make a relatively good chunk of change under the site's current ad revenue sharing program if he wasn't a complete retard.

 

[The Grimace]

>comes back after having sex with his mother, is about to get sentenced, could go to jail for the rest of his life
>instantly starts liking MLP shit

Could be a hack… But that sounds exactly like something Chris would do

about to get sentenced my ass lol, the fact he has his phone back probably means he got away with it

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Christory resumes

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I'm curious to know what Chris-Chan thinks of Elon Musk. Both as the owner of Twitter and more generally.

Beyond a base hedonistic and egotistic drive Chris doesn't really have many opinions of his own. He'll just adopt whatever opinion is in the majority or which those around him have.

 

[Fedsmokers_secret_stash]

So far, Chris has mostly only liked pony and sonic shit but more interestingly he's liked 2 posts directly mentioning his return. It's a bit odd since it's from a 0 followers account then again chris liking weens sucking him off is nothing new.

 

[A Grey Cat]

So far, Chris has mostly only liked pony and sonic shit but more interestingly he's liked 2 posts directly mentioning his return. It's a bit odd since it's from a 0 followers account then again chris liking weens sucking him off is nothing new.

And of course dumbass is so dense he doesn't realize the user is (hopefully) only calling him "queen." To troll him. All his life he only realized he was being trolled only when someone was directly insulting or messing with him. But when the trolls switched to fake praise and reverence the idiot took it as genuine. We saw it with that cwc booth at magfest, it happened again with Preator and their "sermom" even ilj beyond the obvious moments low key insulted him with her animated "intro."

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

And of course dumbass is so dense he doesn't realize the user is (hopefully) only calling him "queen." To troll him. All his life he only realized he was being trolled only when someone was directly insulting or messing with him. But when the trolls switched to fake praise and reverence the idiot took it as genuine. We saw it with that cwc booth at magfest, it happened again with Preator and their "sermom" even ilj beyond the obvious moments low key insulted him with her animated "intro."

It's not Chris being a dumbass. It's Chris being an autist. There is a difference, albeit subtle. Autists can't into sarcasm.

 

[Tsukasa Kadoya]

Hide your mothers, your sonic OC´s and Tarah Strong, the motherfucker is back to talk useless shit about the Merge 24/7 again!

No, seriously, what the fuck, is not the internet ultra prohibited for him? WTF Virginia Parole officers... or something

I doubt Virginia Law Enforcement even looked into WHO pushed Chris into fucking his mom. All they saw was a retard who raped his senile mom, and not a gullible retard who was talked into raping his senile mom.
Isabella won't try anything since there is a ton of heat on her, but other weens and losers will try to fuck with him again. And this time, because Chris is incapable of learning, he'll do something worse.