Chris' thought process

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4Macie said:
SO I asked Chris why anyone should pay 50 for this when they can get it for free and he says "that's irrelevant" wtf? Pretty sure supply and demand is in effect but whatevs Chris; you obviously know better than all of us.
da fuck? he double replied and said this:
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The literal fuck? Chris is pissed by internet piracy yet he's done it himself numerous times.... and isn't that what he's doing RIGHT NOW? He doesn't have the copyrights to any of the songs he's selling and none of the original artists are getting any of the money from the sales anyway..... Does Chris even know what Piracy is? Or does he just assume it's "you get something I, Christian Weston Chandler, wasn't paid for."
Need I say more?
 
Honestly, Chris is the Faux Nice Guy personified, complete with writing blog and Facebook posts about girls that didn't give him sex as a reward for him graciously bestowing his attention on them.

"Yeah, you dang dirty pickle sucking bitches; How dare you not shower me with Love and China for treating you like a human being!!"
 
I think Chris' lifestyle has tricked his brain into thinking less time has passed than what actually has occurred. For regular people, we have work, school, friends, family, hobbies etc. Chris does the same thing almost every day (vidya, lego, poops himself, does nothing). I think the days all melt together for him, thus leading him to believe stupid things like "My high school gal pals still think I'm a way past cool hunk and would love to become my new potential heartsweets" years and years after any real contact.
 
Honestly, Chris is the Faux Nice Guy personified, complete with writing blog and Facebook posts about girls that didn't give him sex as a reward for him graciously bestowing his attention on them.

"Yeah, you dang dirty pickle sucking bitches; How dare you not shower me with Love and China for treating you like a human being!!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that you're a little off on the "faux" part, since all those traits you listed are typical of the modern "nice guy" stereotype: He thinks that being nice to women automatically entitles him to sex, then gets pissy when they don't give him what was basically promised.
 
Chris has thought processes? That's news to me! :lol:

No, seriously, the thing about Chris is that his thoughts are so... alien. I know part of its the autism which he really can't be blamed for, but I also suspect part of it comes from his upbringing. Even without the autism, his parents seem pretty screwed up, which likely didn't help prepare OPL for the real world. Sometimes you have to say no to kids. Sometimes you have to shatter their dreams. Not everyone is going to be a winner, not everyone is going to grow up to be an astronaut or doctor or even the President, and not everyone is going to get rich or marry a supermodel. Chris feels entitled, and I think that's part of why he acts like a JERK most of the time.

Anyway, Chris' delusional beliefs, and his overreactions when people tell him no, are part of what makes him so entertaining to watch. For example, he tries to sell copyrighted material on eBay (the CDs). When eBay pulls them, Chris' first reaction is naturally to blame them "dang dirty trolls," as if he doesn't understand why eBay might have objected to burnt CDs. Then, having spent the buyers' money, he tries to weasel around it by saying he is actually selling art and giving them the CDs as a bonus. It's fascinating to watch, because Chris alternates between mind-numbing stupidity and dogged persistence. He works very hard to come up with "clever" promotions to sell his shit, but then is willfully ignorant about almost everything else.

TLDR; it's bizarre.
 
I can't find the post to go back and quote but I read once that lesbians get a lot of "Oh you're a lesbian who doesn't like dick? Well you just haven't seen MY dick yet!"

Unrelated but if you think about it its true and funny.
 
I can't find the post to go back and quote but I read once that lesbians get a lot of "Oh you're a lesbian who doesn't like dick? Well you just haven't seen MY dick yet!"

Unrelated but if you think about it its true and funny.


if anything, it would make them lesbians even more
 
One of my favorite Chris-logics is "State Copyright on the word Sonichu = I can put anything in my comic and not get sued". It's basically being repeated now, with "Consent from a radio station = I can put copyrighted music on a CD R and sell it".
This is purely speculation here, but it seems that Chris has probably been given a lot of leeway in his life with regard to comprehending things due to his being Exceptional and therefore not knowing any better. Therefore, maybe the thought process is, "If I don't fully understand the rules, I don't fully have to follow them." Perhaps the hope is that should Nintendo and Sega's lawyers come a-knocking, he can say, "Mmm, but I had da ropy- copyright sistificate an' I didn't know dat Sonic an' Pikashoo weren't on it," whereupon they will nod, pat him on the head and walk away.

When people try to explain things to him (e.g. Asperger's, homosexuality), he claims to be "close-minded" on the subject, which to me indicates a conscious refusal to understand - perhaps so he can maintain the "I didn't know" defence.
 
This is purely speculation here, but it seems that Chris has probably been given a lot of leeway in his life with regard to comprehending things due to his being Exceptional and therefore not knowing any better.
What do you mean "probably"?
 
Given Chris's lack of theory of mind - and thus, his belief that since he wants to get laid all night long, so does everyone else - it kinda seems strange that it took him until his mid-twenties to be utterly shocked with the notion that women have independent sex drives.
 
This is purely speculation here, but it seems that Chris has probably been given a lot of leeway in his life with regard to comprehending things due to his being Exceptional and therefore not knowing any better. Therefore, maybe the thought process is, "If I don't fully understand the rules, I don't fully have to follow them." Perhaps the hope is that should Nintendo and Sega's lawyers come a-knocking, he can say, "Mmm, but I had da ropy- copyright sistificate an' I didn't know dat Sonic an' Pikashoo weren't on it," whereupon they will nod, pat him on the head and walk away.

When people try to explain things to him (e.g. Asperger's, homosexuality), he claims to be "close-minded" on the subject, which to me indicates a conscious refusal to understand - perhaps so he can maintain the "I didn't know" defence.

There are certain phrases that people, not just Chris, use as excuses. A few years ago, I had a colleague, who would use the "I am not comfortable with that" to get out of doing almost everything. We were hired to work about 15-20 hours a week, and the organization was fairly unstructured, so it wasn't immediately obvious to any one person how little she did. But after about 4 months, she had done maybe 5 or 10 hours of work in total, and had drawn the whole paycheck the whole time. Firing her took a month or two.

There is a man who lives in my building who "isn't comfortable" with his teenage daughter riding the elevator with men. When the elevator stops at her floor, he demands quite vociferously that all the men on the elevator get out and wait for the next one.

"I am not comfortable with that" is a weird phrase. If someone says it, other people tend to respect it, because their is a perception that we shouldn't make someone do something they are "uncomfortable" with. I don't disagree with the basic sentiment entirely, but people have different definitions of "uncomfortable", so it gets abused. It isn't supposed to mean that you always can have what you want. It gets misused, either because people don't understand what level of "comfort" they can demand from others. or because they realized they can get what they want that way.

Point of that rant is, I think Chris' uses his "mental state" or "stress" a lot like that. I have no doubt that due largely to his autism, he finds some situations a lot more "stressful" than most people do. My guess would be that when he was growing up, there were several times where he was overwhelmed and it was a problem. Well-meaning people around him told him things like "if you are stressed let us know". He would complain about stressful situations and they would help him out of them. I think there is evidence he did that for pep rallies in high school.

So far so good. No reason why Chris should have to sit through pep rallies if his autism really makes them a really miserable experience for him. But he learned that he could say "stress" to get out of things, and he started using it any time the prospect of him doing something he didn't want to arose, whether or not the reason he didn't want to was overwhelming, or related to his autism.
 
"Mmm, but I had da ropy- copyright sistificate an' I didn't know dat Sonic an' Pikashoo weren't on it," whereupon they will nod, pat him on the head and walk away.
The day that happens, i will bribe me some Autism to maintain my long life dream to make my own TRUE and HONEST million fans big webcomic/video game franchise:
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Waitwaitwait... Let's break this down.

1 - Chris believes he was a lesbian in a previous life.
2 - Chris believes that homosexuality is against God's will.
3 - Therefore, Chris believes that being male in this life is a punishment by God for being a lesbian in a previous life.

Now let's sit back for a minute and bask in the breathtaking stupidity of this Chris'tardian syllogism.

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Ah! Very refreshing! Now, what I'm wondering is how Our Pet Manbaby arrived at this conclusion. Did God personally come to him in a dream and tell Chrisshun he's been cursed with a bent duck and the face of a half-formed baby for his sins in a former life? We know that kind of thing happens fairly often. Or, otoh, has Fat Dummy recently obtained some other kind of mystical power we know not of? Has his voodoo-lego cursing led to an interest in occult studies? The mind reels at the possibilities!
I hate myself for missing this little bit of insanity. This kind of shit is why I follow Chris.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think that you're a little off on the "faux" part, since all those traits you listed are typical of the modern "nice guy" stereotype: He thinks that being nice to women automatically entitles him to sex, then gets pissy when they don't give him what was basically promised.

I used "Faux" in "Faux Nice Guy" in regards to an appearance Chris wants women to perceive him as -- kind of like faux leather. Sorry for the confusion! :oops:
 
One of my favorite Chris-logics is "State Copyright on the word Sonichu = I can put anything in my comic and not get sued". It's basically being repeated now, with "Consent from a radio station = I can put copyrighted music on a CD R and sell it".
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There isn't much. Just base instinct really ( eat, sleep, screw, drink). No moral compass really. More like to find one in a dog or cat.
 
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