Chris' thought process

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LordCustos3 said:
He doesn't have a thought "process"

"Thoughts" -- and I use the term loosely -- just happen for him.
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Actually, I agree with this. Chris' actions don't seem to include concepts like cause and effect: "if I respond to the trolls, they'll have more material to use against me," "if I buy Legos now, I won't have enough for essentials later," "if I leave this mess lying around, it could become a fire hazard," etc. His pattern of action seems to be almost entirely instinctive, stimulus = response, with no reflection at all. Works fine if you're a fish or a lizard, but not so much for homo sapiens sapiens.

The interesting question now, however, is what will happen if Barb dies or is incapacitated somehow? Will Chris' higher-level thought processes re-engage, or will he maintain the lizard-brain holding pattern of stimulus = response?
 
BriarHeart said:
Actually, I agree with this. Chris' actions don't seem to include concepts like cause and effect: "if I respond to the trolls, they'll have more material to use against me," "if I buy Legos now, I won't have enough for essentials later," "if I leave this mess lying around, it could become a fire hazard," etc. His pattern of action seems to be almost entirely instinctive, stimulus = response, with no reflection at all. Works fine if you're a fish or a lizard, but not so much for homo sapiens sapiens.

The interesting question now, however, is what will happen if Barb dies or is incapacitated somehow? Will Chris' higher-level thought processes re-engage, or will he maintain the lizard-brain holding pattern of stimulus = response?
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Here's a gruesome thought.
I've heard tell of small dogs who were the only witness to the deaths of their owners. In the end, after the dog got hungry enough -- with no humans around to fill their food dish -- the resorted to eating the only food source at hand.....their owners.

Am I saying that Chris would be dumb and beastly enough to eat Barb's corpse?
No.

But I dread the day when someone comes to check on the Chandlers after an unusually long silent period, and them finding a shellshocked Chris spooning with the corpse of his mom, unable to fully process that she is truly gone.



....aren't I just a ray of sunshine?
No wonder the suicide prevention line folks kicked me to the curb.
 
LordCustos3 said:
Here's a gruesome thought.
I've heard tell of small dogs who were the only witness to the deaths of their owners. In the end, after the dog got hungry enough -- with no humans around to fill their food dish -- the resorted to eating the only food source at hand.....their owners.

Am I saying that Chris would be dumb and beastly enough to eat Barb's corpse?
No.

But I dread the day when someone comes to check on the Chandlers after an unusually long silent period, and them finding a shellshocked Chris spooning with the corpse of his mom, unable to fully process that she is truly gone.



....aren't I just a ray of sunshine?
No wonder the suicide prevention line folks kicked me to the curb.
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LordCustos3 said:
Here's a gruesome thought.
I've heard tell of small dogs who were the only witness to the deaths of their owners. In the end, after the dog got hungry enough -- with no humans around to fill their food dish -- the resorted to eating the only food source at hand.....their owners.

Am I saying that Chris would be dumb and beastly enough to eat Barb's corpse?
No.

But I dread the day when someone comes to check on the Chandlers after an unusually long silent period, and them finding a shellshocked Chris spooning with the corpse of his mom, unable to fully process that she is truly gone.



....aren't I just a ray of sunshine?
No wonder the suicide prevention line folks kicked me to the curb.
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Sweet fancy Moses. It'd be Psycho 2: Sonichu Boogaloo.
 
He'd be traumatized for a minute or two, then call 911. Yes Chris is dumb, but he'd know to call the emergency services if Blob finally went to the great hoard below.
 
I thought regulations said that our "Barb dies" speculation has to cast CWC as a Norman Bates, preserving her body and carrying on in her stead.
 
BriarHeart said:
Sweet fancy Moses. It'd be Psycho 2: Sonichu Boogaloo.
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starring Reginald Sneasel as Ed Gein.

dcisp said:
I thought regulations said that our "Barb dies" speculation has to cast CWC as a Norman Bates, preserving her body and carrying on in her stead.
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Hey.....Chrissy is slightly smaller than Borb, right? Small enough that he could fit inside her like a Buffalo-Bill-esque "skin suit".......

Y'know what. I'm going to stop talking like this.
Its making me worried about my OWN thought process.
 
I'll agree with marv that Chris could probably hold down a job if he knew he needed to, especially if he had two or three shit at jobs. But, I just can't see any one hiring him. Even if your looking to hire "special" people there are better candidates.
 
When Barb dies, the forum will adopt him. Then we will attach diodes and shit to his outer frame, and using the bioelectricity stuff from the Matrix we will transform him into a living server to maintain the forum. It'll be cheaper because instead of whatever yearly fee we're currently paying for hosting, we'll just have to pay to put a McDonalds cheeseburger in him once in a while.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
When Barb dies, the forum will adopt him. Then we will attach diodes and shit to his outer frame, and using the bioelectricity stuff from the Matrix we will transform him into a living server to maintain the forum. It'll be cheaper because instead of whatever yearly fee we're currently paying for hosting, we'll just have to pay to put a McDonalds cheeseburger in him once in a while.
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Will we program a CWCville for him or just the Land of Pickles?
 
Barb carries the final limiter to Chris' latent potential within her soul. Bob and Michael Snyder both possessed remnants of The Eternal Flame -- necessary to prevent Chris from metamorphosing into the doom prophet of the Dark Lord Xoyl'rjt -- His Majesty of the Null. With the death of the last Archivist Mage, dark powers will flow forth from Chris' body vessel to raise a demonic army of weens who will harvest the souls of every living being on the planet to fuel the inter-dimensional conquest of all reality.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
When Barb dies, the forum will adopt him. Then we will attach diodes and shit to his outer frame, and using the bioelectricity stuff from the Matrix we will transform him into a living server to maintain the forum. It'll be cheaper because instead of whatever yearly fee we're currently paying for hosting, we'll just have to pay to put a McDonalds cheeseburger in him once in a while.
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I wonder what will happen when Chris realises, he IS the CWCki Forum?
 
knux said:
I wonder what will happen when Chris realises, he IS the CWCki Forum?
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Chris waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Christorians in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to all world leaders were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Chris was autistic for over 30 years. When he was young he watched the computer and he said to dad "I want to be on the internets daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TROLLS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now at the forum of the CWCki he knew there were Trolls.
"This is the president" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Chris gotted his Sonichu and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the trolls
"I will shoot at him" said the Asperchu and he fired the SLANDEROUS MOCKERIES. Chris autismed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Chris. You are the trolls"
And then Chris played Kick the Autistic.
 
Mary Lee Walsh, chief architect of my present woes and Sonichu's reigning villain since the beginning? I'll deal with her in, like, three pages.
Four guys I've barely heard of? Make them the centerpiece of my comic's finale.
 
One thing I don't like is lumping people into categories. You know? Judging and labeling people. It's Chris's method of profiling people that bugs me. If you're a male, then Chris automatically thinks you are a threat, or he relegates you as a homosexual, which, to him, is even more abominable. What's worse is that he's been bullied to the point where he assumes that any ordinary person could be a *gasp* troll. It's like he thinks the entire human race is out to get him, when really most people are just indifferent to him.
 
Jaimas said:
Chris waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were Christorians in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to all world leaders were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Chris was autistic for over 30 years. When he was young he watched the computer and he said to dad "I want to be on the internets daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY TROLLS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now at the forum of the CWCki he knew there were Trolls.
"This is the president" the radio crackered. "You must fight the trolls!"
So Chris gotted his Sonichu and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the trolls
"I will shoot at him" said the Asperchu and he fired the SLANDEROUS MOCKERIES. Chris autismed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the trolls" he shouted
The radio said "No, Chris. You are the trolls"
And then Chris played Kick the Autistic.
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I'm crying, this is beautiful!
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
What has always interested me about Chris is his illogical thought process. My favorite: Trolls are making fun of me. I will tell them I shit my pants and that will make them stop.
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Chris actually explained why he posted details about himself when he was first getting trolled - he thought that overloading us with information would cause people to get overloaded and not know what to do. Except that most people aren't autistic and that just led us further down the rabbit hole.

I think the shitting his pants thing was for sympathy - he thought that we'd stop making fun of him because he shits his pants. Except that probably gave people more excuse to mock him because he's a grown man who suffers from incontinence.

Chris's thought process boggles my mind. I consider myself a very logical person, so the way Chris will take something and reach a very bizarre conclusion.

Two come to mind for me:

1) The Tomgirl thing. From what I know, and I'm not talking about anything super secret, but rather stuff Chris has said plus stuff he's probably managed to figure out about dating, his logic is something like this:

It's good to have things in common with a potential mate. The more things I have in common with someone, the more they will likely like me. If I want to have a lot in common with a woman, I have to act like a woman.

Also

Tomboys are girls who act masculine. Therefore, I can be a tomgirl - a boy who acts feminine. Tomboys would be attracted to tomgirls because they act masculine and if they were attracted to manly men, they would act feminine.

2) That riddle contest.

When I first saw it, I sincerely wanted to believe that Chris was trolling us. I wanted to believe that he knew that he could post any random thing and we would post 20 page long threads on here analyzing each post and his motivations and any symbology. But on the other hand, I can sincerely believe that Chris has a train of thought that would make it "obvious" that business women like lemon cake, and that the opposite of basketball is soccer. To Chris this is all blatantly obvious but it takes a very autistic mind to come up with connections like that, or at least to have one such that it would be assumed to be obvious to anyone else.
 
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