Chris' thought process

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champthom said:
Chris actually explained why he posted details about himself when he was first getting trolled - he thought that overloading us with information would cause people to get overloaded and not know what to do. Except that most people aren't autistic and that just led us further down the rabbit hole.

I think the shitting his pants thing was for sympathy - he thought that we'd stop making fun of him because he shits his pants. Except that probably gave people more excuse to mock him because he's a grown man who suffers from incontinence.

Chris's thought process boggles my mind. I consider myself a very logical person, so the way Chris will take something and reach a very bizarre conclusion.

Two come to mind for me:

1) The Tomgirl thing. From what I know, and I'm not talking about anything super secret, but rather stuff Chris has said plus stuff he's probably managed to figure out about dating, his logic is something like this:

It's good to have things in common with a potential mate. The more things I have in common with someone, the more they will likely like me. If want to have a lot in common with a woman, I have to act like a woman.

Also

Tomboys are girls who act masculine. Therefore, I can be a tomgirl - a boy who acts feminine. Tomboys would be attracted to tomgirls because they act masculine and if they were attracted to manly men, they would act feminine.

2) That riddle contest.

When I first saw it, I sincerely wanted to believe that Chris was trolling us. I wanted to believe that he knew that he could post any random thing and we would post 20 page long threads on here analyzing each post and his motivations and any symbology. But on the other hand, I can sincerely believe that Chris has a train of thought that would make it "obvious" that business women like lemon cake, and that the opposite of basketball is soccer. To Chris this is all blatantly obvious but it takes a very autistic mind to come up with connections like that, or at least to have one such that it would be assumed to be obvious to anyone else.
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The one riddle Batman couldn't best.
 
champthom said:
That riddle contest.

When I first saw it, I sincerely wanted to believe that Chris was trolling us. I wanted to believe that he knew that he could post any random thing and we would post 20 page long threads on here analyzing each post and his motivations and any symbology. But on the other hand, I can sincerely believe that Chris has a train of thought that would make it "obvious" that business women like lemon cake, and that the opposite of basketball is soccer. To Chris this is all blatantly obvious but it takes a very autistic mind to come up with connections like that, or at least to have one such that it would be assumed to be obvious to anyone else.
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I think he wanted us to go crazy from inability to decipher his cryptum, and bow down and say "Chris is truly smarter than us! We cannot defeat his riddle!" But of course, what actually happened is everyone saw his riddle wasn't even constructed properly, and some people said "oh, the riddle means he's gay" and it was funny.

But yeah, to him it's obvious that a businesswoman's favorite food is lemon cake... because Barb used to work in a business and probably likes lemon cake. To him it's obvious that people in India wear robes, because he doesn't know what robes are, or what the proper name for Indian clothing is, or whether people in other countries wear what could be called robes too. His riddle was literally all in his head, and he got pissy that not everyone shares his exact mindset at the same time.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I think he wanted us to go crazy from inability to decipher his cryptum, and bow down and say "Chris is truly smarter than us! We cannot defeat his riddle!" But of course, what actually happened is everyone saw his riddle wasn't even constructed properly, and some people said "oh, the riddle means he's gay" and it was funny.

But yeah, to him it's obvious that a businesswoman's favorite food is lemon cake... because Barb used to work in a business and probably likes lemon cake. To him it's obvious that people in India wear robes, because he doesn't know what robes are, or what the proper name for Indian clothing is, or whether people in other countries wear what could be called robes too. His riddle was literally all in his head, and he got pissy that not everyone shares his exact mindset at the same time.
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Or he was just posting random shit and had to come up with an "answer" once we called him gay.
 
Descent said:
Can Chris create a riddle so autistic even he can not solve it?
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This is Mark Cuban, owner of the Dallas Mavericks-
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This is Senator John McCain, who has considered himself a Maverick. Sen. McCain was once on the Committee of Indian Affairs in Arizonia.
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But that committee is for Native Americans, these are Indians.
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Indians don't eat cows because cows are sacred in the Hindu religion, but can they eat pork?
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Yes.

So to answer your question, yes.
 
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As we can see, his thought process works in the wrong direction and is just a bunch of random bullshit.
 
CatParty said:
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As we can see, his thought process works in the wrong direction and is just a bunch of random bullshit.
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The sobering thing is, this is exactly what he sees when normal people try to talk to him using logic.
"Consider HER feelings? Where are you pulling this random bullshit from, we were talking about MY need for china"
 
Klyde Kash said:
Chris Logic:
My mommy & me need money to rebuild 14bc. BUT FIRST I NEED LEGOS.
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That's something to consider. Do they seriously intend to restore that old house of theirs? Or are they just going to bulldoze it and leave Chris and Snorlax to become vagrants?
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
I think he wanted us to go crazy from inability to decipher his cryptum, and bow down and say "Chris is truly smarter than us! We cannot defeat his riddle!" But of course, what actually happened is everyone saw his riddle wasn't even constructed properly, and some people said "oh, the riddle means he's gay" and it was funny.

But yeah, to him it's obvious that a businesswoman's favorite food is lemon cake... because Barb used to work in a business and probably likes lemon cake. To him it's obvious that people in India wear robes, because he doesn't know what robes are, or what the proper name for Indian clothing is, or whether people in other countries wear what could be called robes too. His riddle was literally all in his head, and he got pissy that not everyone shares his exact mindset at the same time.
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Chris just doesn't have a good sense about how other people's mind's work. He plays a game of free association, but then doesn't have the capability to critically analyze the results to see that while getting "hens" from "Delaware" is the type of leap people might be able to make because the "blue hen" is the mascot of the university of Delaware, getting "Delaware" from "lemon cake" because a bakery in Delaware at some point recommended lemon cakes is not the type of association anyone who hadn't just read the recommendation would make. He has no idea how other people work, so he just extrapolates from himself.
 
champthom said:
Chris actually explained why he posted details about himself when he was first getting trolled - he thought that overloading us with information would cause people to get overloaded and not know what to do. Except that most people aren't autistic and that just led us further down the rabbit hole.

I think the shitting his pants thing was for sympathy - he thought that we'd stop making fun of him because he shits his pants. Except that probably gave people more excuse to mock him because he's a grown man who suffers from incontinence.

Chris's thought process boggles my mind. I consider myself a very logical person, so the way Chris will take something and reach a very bizarre conclusion.

Two come to mind for me:

1) The Tomgirl thing. From what I know, and I'm not talking about anything super secret, but rather stuff Chris has said plus stuff he's probably managed to figure out about dating, his logic is something like this:

It's good to have things in common with a potential mate. The more things I have in common with someone, the more they will likely like me. If I want to have a lot in common with a woman, I have to act like a woman.

Also

Tomboys are girls who act masculine. Therefore, I can be a tomgirl - a boy who acts feminine. Tomboys would be attracted to tomgirls because they act masculine and if they were attracted to manly men, they would act feminine.

2) That riddle contest.

When I first saw it, I sincerely wanted to believe that Chris was trolling us. I wanted to believe that he knew that he could post any random thing and we would post 20 page long threads on here analyzing each post and his motivations and any symbology. But on the other hand, I can sincerely believe that Chris has a train of thought that would make it "obvious" that business women like lemon cake, and that the opposite of basketball is soccer. To Chris this is all blatantly obvious but it takes a very autistic mind to come up with connections like that, or at least to have one such that it would be assumed to be obvious to anyone else.
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With my Assburgers, I can see how warpedly , falsely, that would make sense to Chris.

It is a logic of some kind....but a very warped one.

Also. People in India do wear robes. Just because they don't call it robes, it is still a robe.
 
champthom said:
When I first saw it, I sincerely wanted to believe that Chris was trolling us. I wanted to believe that he knew that he could post any random thing and we would post 20 page long threads on here analyzing each post and his motivations and any symbology. But on the other hand, I can sincerely believe that Chris has a train of thought that would make it "obvious" that business women like lemon cake, and that the opposite of basketball is soccer.
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No, CHESS is the opposite of Basketball.

See, even my broken brain can think up more sensible analogies.

Also, there is no "opposite" of Soccer; though, weirdly enough the opposite of Rugby is Macrame.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
People in my kitchen wear robes. Why not assume the riddle was pointing to my house?
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Well obviously you were just there to thwart his riddle's brilliance, Alec. After all, we know you're the centerpiece of the Greene County Conspiracy that totally for real exists to ruin Chris' life forever.

Except you obviously aren't, since that would be retarded.
 
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