Chris turns 40

[SexMartyr]

Happy birthday Chris. You did some fucked up shit and I bet you'll continue to do so, but you've given us some great laughs over the years.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

happy birthday motherfucker

 

[LikeAStone]

Putin knew about the merge and decided to enact it by invading Ukraine on Christian Love Day
Happy birthday you magnificent bastard, and may God have mercy on us all

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

Well Chris your in jail on a mile stone birthday - I'd like to hope you take this time to reflect and change but I know you wont.

 

[oramge cat]

Holy shit I lost track of time and didn't realize it was today.

Oh well regardless happy birthday lard ass l, don't expect a cake with a file in it anytime soon.

Happy birthday from the other cat kiwi farms account, Chris.

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

Chances that Putin is a Kiwi?

 

[Snuckening]

Do you think Chris will try to claim that he foresaw the Russian invasion in his next prison letter?

Unless the Ruskies invade Virginia there's zero chance he'd even notice.

If they introduced a Russia pony to MLP, maybe THAT might get his attention

 

[Wraith]

Lainey Molnar's birthday is today too, for those of you that browse the /pol/ trolling threads on the cunt.
I can't believe it's been way over a decade since someone got me interested in this cataclysmic human disappointment. I have to say, of all the franchises I have dropped recently because of how immoral and nasty the people that run them have been, and how terribly they have been administrated, ol' chrissy just keeps going.
You know it's going to be dark syde phil and cwc still in another ten years, right? It will never end.

 

[White Girl]

Remember we’d theorize what would happen when he’d turn 40? I hope whoever said “jail” is proud of themselves.

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Magi-chan is such a great Psychic he didn’t even see this coming. Happy birthday Chris I hope the other inmates scratched enough together enough credit to get you a new prayer mat.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Chris turns 40 as the world starts up the machine for WW3.

Sonichu Meme Magick is real

Inaccurate since both are bullshit. The merge moreso, but Russias just on a tantrum much like the big tardo himself when he needs to vent, this is nothing all smoke and no mirrors just like Chris's merge.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Happy 40th Birthday Chris you horrible morherfucker!! Hope you get served a nice tall glass of and a big cake in jail! Here’s to many more years of your hilarity and fail we’ll continue to laugh at!!

 

[T_Holygrail_Jesuschrist 2]

Christian Love Day without Chris....is surprisingly normal. Keep it this way.

 

[TheRetardKing]

What a weird decade. COVID is spreading, Chris-chan's in jail and now Russia just declared war on Ukraine.

 

[Skeletor]

Here's to 40 more years of Christory!

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Happy Chrisian Love Day! May all your love quest never be taken down by the jerkops.

 

[Jack Awful]

Who would have guessed Chris would spent his 40th in jail for raping his mom?

 

[Dozernaut]

Happy 40th Chris, you literal motherfucker.

 

[The Gifted Kid]

First post and happy CWC day to everyone. Amazing how one person could bring us all together.

 

[Dolomite]

Happy 40th birthday, Chris. Bob is frowning down at you.